#tomorrow? more of the same probably

[bisclavret]

incomplete list of things about gwaine that drive me crazy in no particular order:

he was the son of a knight but earned his knighthood by different means, so his origins are never mentioned again. except when merlin (in old bitch mode) threatens to ~out~ him with "i know what you are". assuming what he means is that gwaine is a [secret noble] and not a [homophobic slur]

does this mean his heritage is something gwaine does not want to broadcast? why? he's a noble now anyway. is it because the other new knights aren't of noble birth and he doesn't want to stand out? is he that insecure?

hold on i just got a note about this from the writers room. it says "who gives a shit" ???? what do they mean by this?

king caerleon and queen annis become important characters down the line and gwaine somehow does not get involved with their plot at all. he's from caerleon so that's literally the king that tore apart his family and left them to die. s3 gwaine seemed pretty severely traumatized by all this but i guess he got over it

it's like they put him in a suit of armor and he immediately got brain damage. what do you mean "how do we know which way is north"??? gwaine. gwaine how many fingers am i holding up

"why am i always the butt [of the joke]?" he asks his fellow knights. they clown on him even harder.

but tbh it's a fair question — why is he always the butt of the joke? it's always either him or merlin. y'know, merlin the walking talking gay metaphor... and sir gawain from the famous bisexual christmas story (that never happened). why are the two of them always the butt of the joke? i wonder if—no.... it cannot be.....

"got bored of playing soldiers" gwaine tells his closest friend before helping him rescue a "traitor". but we don't have time to unpack all that. in fact, forget he said anything. forget it just like he's about to forget seeing merlin do magic right in front of his face in a few minutes.

sir gwaine loves playing soldiers! he loves saying things like "enough! you speak to the king!" because evoking royal status to force people into submission is gwaine's favorite thing to do. as we all know.

a sorcerer looks him right in the eye and tells him "i am not evil. i am just someone who values his freedom" the "...are you?", like anything that could be remotely interesting in this show, is left unspoken. and is he??? idk guys

the diamair - that alien-looking creature that contains all the wisdom in the world - healed gwaine from the brink of death and seemed to single him out as important. but important how? he unceremoniously dies later that season having achieved zero notable quests as a knight; in fact he probably had more epic adventures as a rogue traveler!

or was the most important moment in gwaine's life — his purpose — to chaperone merlin to a cave without even knowing why?

i mean why not i suppose. kilgharrah was plotting his merthur doomed yaoi the entire time so it's plausible the diamair was on the merwaine doomed yaoi train.

speaking of doomed yaoi. (you knew we'd get there)

pov: you're a charming rogue adventurer with no friends. one day you meet a cute weirdo who begs you to get knighted and stay in town so you can keep bonding over your daddy issues or whatever it is guys do. you keep refusing but after the third time he asks you're like sure why not i've lowkey always wanted to try this. and then as soon as you're knighted he promptly loses all interest in you unless he needs something.

so what do you do?

a) keep challenging him the way you used to because it always works on him and he always comes out of his shell and it's always a rewarding experience for both of you

b) have a bittersweet arc where you grapple with the fact that knighthood and life at camelot aren't what you hoped they'd be after all — in part due to your people-pleasing tendencies

c) let the cute weirdo keep calling the shots even when he closes off even more and seems increasingly miserable and antisocial

d) passive-aggressively hint that you would do more for him than for any girl but never tell him how you feel or what you know and never directly ask him to trust you because misery and apathy are infectious and brother you've caught the bug

e) march off to face the local evil witch basically unarmed (you gave away your own sword in lieu of a love confession) and let her put you out of your misery once and for all <3

[mojaves]

THE CONJURING: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT [2021]

... I think I hurt someone.

[inktheblot]

the best people in life are free 🌈✨

Been a while since I finished an AMV so I just messed around with one for fun 💖

[buglaur]

my farmers profile 🥳

[housecow]

one of those days i wake up devastatingly hungry btw 😭😭

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

It's crazy how I can be like "I'm having a depressive episode" until I'm with the right people and then it's like oh no I'm ok actually

[neyrasimp]

Now I have a poll to make because to me they don't look that alike but:

Put both Adriens on the right for reference.

[ditterdoob]

random arthur doodles cuz i havnt been drawing much

[the-terror-spring-gift-exchange]

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[baejax-the-great]

hello! i just wanted to reach out bc all that glitters and gold were my favourite (FAVOURITE) patrochilles fanfics in a long time. i loved the highs and the lows, the perpetual (i would do anything for them) dynamic, the childhood love that turned into adult complicated angst misunderstandings into slow, slow reconciliation. you characterized both characters so incredibly well. and i just want to thank you for creating such a beautiful, nuanced world

i saw your note that you took them off ao3 bc they got scraped and im so sorry that happened to you, i completely understand why u chose to do that.

if possible, could i please get the pdfs or epubs of the series + oneshots (paris for ex) ? i came to tumblr & searched u up hoping there was a possible way to download them for personal reading ! i saw ur post saying u had the pdfs, and i was hoping i could get them :)) its ok if not!

Γεια σας!

In the past I have given out pdfs, and they are probably still floating around somewhere, but the reason I have been slow to answer your question is because I am currently editing and compiling Gold + ATG +oneshots into a single document that I'm going to offer somewhere as an ebook.

The editing is mostly done and now I need to get myself together to format the thing, but I'll probably put it up sometime this summer.

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

well, well, buddy you found it

been listening to a lot of bo burnham recently and this song is very him tbh. this didn’t come out quite how i wanted but i still like it, click for quality pretty please and if you like without reblogging i’ll get really sad i spent a good while on this. also yes i know the whole cage thing happened like a year ago i don’t care

[triglycercule]

horror is so BLESSED he's the only one out of the murder time trio that has actual good people trying to influence his story 💔💔 dust and killer were both driven to INSANITY because of the choices of their respective humans but horror??? every time without FAIL the polls for horrortale's plotline have always ended in a good place for aliza (either by bettering her relationships/reputation or for her to just. not DIE)

horrortale's potential alternate timelines my beLOVEd🙏🙏 they're SO lucky that we're being kind and benevolent hehe (≧ω≦) now where are the aus based off the possible different outcomes that could've happened in horrortale HUH???? (like how aliza couldve killed toriel or chosen horror's puzzle or gone with undyne to the core........)

[ardenrosegarden]

And you? Are you injured? No. Then start gathering.

[great-tusk]

Calming down from my involuntary cry sesh 💔💔💔.

[deus-ex-mona]

julieta after watching lxl kiss each other onstage be like:

[xxplastic-cubexx]

friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted