#torchwick

[bobauthorman]

The sequence in "Creation" When the gang at Schnee Mansion are discussing how to use the Staff to save the Penny and the kingdom's people is very good. It's not just one person telling the others what to do. The group is collaborating, comparing notes, making suggestions. We haven't seen anything like this since...Volume 2, when Team RWBY was going over their plans to investigate the White Fang/Torchwick. It really sells one of RWBY themes, that one person in charge cannot solve everything, which has been shown to be the source of many problems.

[sillytorch]

Roman Torchwick is in fact girlypop

Change my mind

[frickingnerd]

honor amongst thieves

pairing: roman torchwick x gn!reader

summary: during a heist, you run into a fellow criminal. but that one doesn't seem as bad as the others...

tags: thief!reader, rivals to friends, working together, roman calling reader '(my) friend', platonic/romantic implications

��i hadn't expected to run into someone here of all places~!”

the voice of a man echoed through the almost empty building that you had broken into, making you flinch. in a matter of seconds, you had pulled your gun and whipped around, glaring at the man the voice belonged to. but the redhead in front of you only smiled smugly.

“lower your weapon, friend. i am on your side!”

the man slowly approached you, until he grabbed your weapon and slowly pushed it down. you hesitated, but ended up putting it back into its holster.

“who are you?”

your question made the man chuckle.

“just a fellow thief, after the same good as you, i suppose~” he said. “but if you're asking for a name, it's roman torchwick”

roman seemed overly confident, giving away his name to a stranger, a fellow criminal, who he had just caught breaking into a building. he really must believe he'd never get caught, even with his name and face revealed.

“well then, roman… i was here first, so i hate to inform you that you'll have to go home empty handed~”

you huffed at the man and turned away. you couldn't waste any more time chit chatting with that guy. you could get caught any minute and you didn't plan on testing your luck!

“i don't want to fight you, but i'm not leaving empty handed. soo, how about we split the loot?”

you hesitated at his request. but you knew you couldn't carry everything out of here by yourself. perhaps, letting him have some of the loot wouldn't be so bad.

“fine, but if you end up betraying me, you'll live to regret it–!”

roman chuckled and nodded as you warned him.

“i would never betray a fellow thief. especially not one as generous as you, my friend~!”

[the-ravenscry]

Some RWBY inspired lightsbers because they're fun to do.

First up is Torchwick

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[thecraftyninjacat]

twitter oomf said au where neo dies instead of roman

[wuyi1551]

Many tiny things

[iheartmothz]

neo and that one guy

[howi99]

Roman: *aboard a stolen bullhead* Gear down!

Neo: *nod, activating the landing wheels*

Roman: *turning to Jaune* Gently now, you just want to kiss the ground, just a little peck, a smooch like you're kissing your sister-

Jaune: *crash the bullhead*

Roman: *panicking, trying his best not to fall on the ground* I SAID KISS HER!!!

[bridgyrose]

Something I do vastly enjoy about RWBY is that while it is willing to show villains as horrible people, it's also willing to show them as human and how most were failed by society at some point to end up on this path.

Salem was failed by the gods, not because they wouldn't bring Ozma back, but because they never really understood the grief that Salem was going through and thought making her immortal would help her understand the importance of death.

Tyrian, as far as we can tell, is mentally unstable and never ended up with the help he needed. So once he met someone who was willing to save him and indulge in his desires to kill, he latched right onto it.

Hazel was also a victim of his own grief, unaware of how his sister died beyond a training accident and blaming Ozpin for it. He managed to find Salem, tried to kill her and only fell further into the idea that Ozpin had to be stopped.

Cinder was abused for most if not all of her childhood, promised a way out if only she could hold on. But with nothing to really help her with the abuse and finally snapping, Rhodes hadn't even tried to understand her situation, only seeing her kill and seeing it as enough to arrest her. Eventually killing him and finding Salem, everything she's done has been in the name of power and freedom because she's terrified of going back to that situation.

Neo and Roman both ended up as criminals due to a lack of love. Roman was orphaned and Neo's parents treated her as something that was broken.

Even Adam was failed, only ever given reasons to give into his frustrations and anger, eventually using it as a weapon to try to put humans beneath faunus after losing himself to his anger.

At any point things could've been different for most of them. Someone to lean on, someone to help them, maybe there could've been other paths for them.

[arc-misadventures]

Step-Criminal

Jaune: So wait, what do you need?

Yang: We need information!

Jaune: I know, but what do you need?

Yang: Information!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Weiss?

Weiss: We need information, well, Blake need information about, White Fang.

Blake: I need to know what they are doing! Why are they in, Vale, and what are their plans!

Yang: Information!

Jaune: And, you came to me because...?

Ruby: You're a criminal! You know criminal thingys! So, you must know people who know about criminal doing criminal thingys!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Weiss, can you translate?

Weiss: Considering your criminal history, as told to us by, Nora. We were wondering if you knew anyone that could give us any information on the, White Fangs activities.

Jaune: You want an information broker? Couldn't you have just said that from the beginning?

Weiss: Yang, and Ruby are roleplaying as police detectives. And, Blake is being... Blake.

Jaune: Okay. You do know part of my parole terms is that I'm not allowed to do any, 'criminal thingys?'

Ruby: We don't need you to commit any crimes! W-We just need you to connect us with an information broker!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Consider what you're asking of me; You are asking me to walk on a tight rope straight into the fog. Because, I have to take you to someone who will help you, who isn't a mere... information broker.

Yang: What, you're friends with, Junior, can't you just say a few sweet words to him, and he'll give you all the information you need?

Jaune: After what you did to his bar he's not willing to share anything with you, even if I asked.

Ruby: What did, Yang do?

Jaune: Junior owns a bar, hothead here tore the place up when he didn't give her what she wanted.

Ruby: What?!

Weiss: Please don't tell me you did that...

Yang: How do you know that?!

Jaune: The twins you also beat up told me.

Yang: They told you?!

Jaune: Yes, they did. They're my friends after all. Why do you think I was so untrusting of you when we first met.

Yang: Oh... Does that mean you trust me now?

Jaune: Jurys still out.

Yang: Ohh...

Blake: Well, if you can't take us to, Junior to get the information we need, then who are you taking us to?

Jaune: My... my aunt...

RWBY: Your aunt?

~~~

Blake: So... several questions. Why are we in the run down part of the industrial district, who it is we are going to see, and when did you take, Yang's weapons from her? Wait hold up?! When did you take everyone's weapons?!

Weiss: What the?!

Ruby: Jaune?! Give me back my baby!

Jaune: I'll start with the weapons. I don't trust you guys not to over react. You've already attacked my aunt, and my sister before. I doubt she will be willing to talk with you guys, because you guys did that. As for how I got your weapons; I'm a thief, my skills at pickpocketing is practically a semblance.

Ruby: Well give it back!

Jaune: Okay.

Ruby: Ahh there's my precious baby gi...?! What the?! When did you take bolt out?!

Jaune: Like I said; It's practically my semblance. As for why we're here, this is where my 'information broker' is. Although, a smuggler, and a thief is a more adept description for her.

Blake: Her? Who are you talking about?

Jaune: My aunt... Roma Torchwick.

Weiss: Roman Torchwick?!

Blake: She's your aunt?!

Ruby: How are you related to that mean woman?!

Jaune: Well, I was a kid, and ahh... and a orphan. I was hungry so I stole someone's wallet, and got myself a meal. And, well it turned out to be, Roma's wallet. She wasn't angry with me, just really impressed I managed to take her wallet. When she found out I was an orphan she took me in, and 'adopted' me. We don't have a mother son bound, she's more of a dunk aunt who visits me to learn how to commit tax evasion. After that, we met my sister, and we became a big happy family. A big happy crime family~!

Ruby: Aww that's cute!

Weiss: Wait, you have a sister?

Jaune: Yep, an older sister. At least I think she's is...?

Yang: And, who is your sister?

Jaune: She is the girl right behind you who's about to punch you in the face.

Yang: She wha...?

(Thwack!)

Yang: Oww?! Son of a bitch?! Who hit...?! YOU?!

Jaune: Hi sis.

: 👋😁

Yang: That bitch is your sister?!

Jaune: Her name is, Neo, and yes she is my sister.

Yang: This is the bitch who attacked me on the train!

Jaune: The train? Oh so, Yang's the blonde bimbo you told me about.

Neo: 🙂‍↕️

Yang: Bimbo?!

Blake: Wait, your sister was on the train loading supplies for the, White Fang...?! Does that mean she's on their side.

Jaune: No.

Neo: 👎🙂‍↔️

Blake: But, she was on the train!

Jaune: Neo, and my mother are just thieves who steal stuff, and then sell it. So, whatever items you saw on that train understand that they weren't giving it to them, but were just selling it to the, White Fang. None of us give a damn when it comes to what the, White Fang is doing with the stuff we sell them, so long as they pay us.

Blake: But why would you do that?!

Neo: 💴

Blake: For money?!

Jaune: It's a business transaction. He have whet they want, they'll give us what we want. Weiss understands.

Weiss: Haa... Unfortunately I do. While I do not condemn what, Jaune, and his aunt are doing. There are people, my father for example who will do worse things than sell weapons for a quick lien.

Jaune: Precisely. We're here.

Ruby: Talk about a run down warehouse...

Jaune: Ladies, after you...

Weiss: What a gentleman...

Ruby: Thank you.

Jaune: Okay... Roma! Where are you?!

Roma: I'm over here blondie.

Jaune: Ahh there you are. Ahem! Ladies, may I present to you, Roma Torchwick~!

Roma: Thank you, thank you everyone~! It's a pleasure to be here~!

Ruby: Hi, Miss Torchwick!

Weiss: Ruby! Stop being so polite to the enemy!

Ruby: Oh right... Screw you, you big meanie!

Roma: Aww~! How cute~!

Roma: So, you must be, Blake Belladonna, what can I do for you little kitty cat~?

Blake: What? How do you know my name?

Roma: Your ex-lover talks about~! Constantly...

Neo: 🤮

Blake: Oh... Well... don't believe anything you hear about me from him!

Roma: Yeah, that's not going to happen little kitty cat~!

Blake: Fuck!

Roma: So tell me, what does this gang of goody two shoes want?

Blake: We want to know about your dealings with the, White Fang!

Roma: About my business dealings with the, White Fang? Well little kitty cat... that's going to cost you~!

Blake: What?!

Ruby: But, why are you looking for money! Can't you see that your actions are hurting innocent people?!

Jaune: Haa... No, no don't appeal to her good nature, Ruby she only cares about money...

Jaune: Hmm... Neo, what is it?

Neo: 😁🫴

Jaune: Come with you? Why?

Neo: 😠

Jaune: Okay, okay, I'm coming! But, what do you want?

~~~

Jaune: Oh, fuck?!

Neo: (Gulk! Gulk! Gulk!)

Jaune: Fuck you're throat is so tight!

Neo: MmmmmmMMM~!

Jaune: Oh gods!

Neo: (Gulk! Gulk! Gulk~!)

Jaune: Fuck, Neo I'm about to...?!

Neo: (Gulk~! Gulk~! GULK~?!)

Jaune: Fuuuuuuuuuuck...

Neo: (Gulp... Gulp... Gulp... Slurrrrr-pop~!)

Jaune: Oh gods... I didn't realize how much I needed that...

Neo: 🥴💓💞

Jaune: Okay... fuck... I seriously needed that... Thanks, Neo.

Neo: 😁👌

Jaune: Okay, I better get back to the group, or else they'll get suspicious...

Neo: 🫵🏠🕑

Jaune: Sure I'll come back home later, why?

Neo: 🍆🍑🥰

Jaune: Oh? I can do that, and more for you sis~!

Neo: 😍

~~~

Jaune: Okay... let's see how...?!

Weiss: You fucking wanna go bitch?!

Roma: Bring it princess!

Weiss: Let's fucking go!

Jaune: ...

Neo: 😐

Jaune: Okay... This is more, or less how I expected things to go... Okay I best clean this up.

Jaune: Roma! Weiss! Break it up!

Weiss: But, Jaune this bitch...!

Jaune: I don't care. Sit. Down.

Weiss: Y-Yes sir...

Jaune: Okay, let me guess... Roma said she would tell you if you paid her money. Ruby gave another bleeding heart speech about the good of the people of which, Roma laughed at her. Roma said pay up, or she won't tell you. She then told, Weiss could pay, and insulted her for something?

Weiss: She called me a...?!

Jaune: I don't care.

Ruby: But, what she said was really mean!

Jaune: Ruby, you guys are here for information. Information we're willing to share. But, we're a business, unless we're going to do a publicity stunt we're not going to do anything for free. Isn't that right, Weiss?

Weiss: Haa... Unless it's a PR stunt my father won't give away anything for free. And, even if he did it would be very... very cheap.

Blake: Dammit! What do we do then.

Jaune: Just give me a moment, and I'll convince my aunt to give you guys the information.

Roma: Oh, what? Hey, Jaune?!

Jaune: We'll be quick!

Ruby: Oh... okay...

Blake: But, will she give him the information we need?

Yang: She's gotta, she is his nephew after all.

Weiss: But, will she?

~~~

Roma: Ohh, Jauneee~!

Jaune: What is it aunty~?

Roma: You're hand~! Mph~! Why, are you?!

Jaune: They need information about the, White Fang, and you have the information they need. You want to get paid for this information, and they won't pay you, so... I'll pay for them~!

Roma: Mmm~! You know... Ohh, right there~! You know that's not how we do things here! Ahh~?!

Jaune: Roma~! You're not thinking about the big picture here~!

Roma: B-Big picture? Fuck~! You know how to please a lady~!

Jaune: We sell the, White Fang weapons, we then sell the information about the weapon shipment to, Team RWBY. Team RWBY then disposes the weapons we sent to, Team RWBY, and the, White Fang needs new weapons. And if the, White Fang need more weapons...?

Roma: We sell them more weapons~!

Jaune: 'We create the supply...?'

Roma: 'Then we create the demand~!'

JR: 'And, then we make a profit.'

Roma: Ohh~! Gods~! How does you talking about profits get me so wet~?!

Jaune: Because, I'm usually rendering you into a moaning mess while I'm doing it.

Roma: Gods, we got to do it on a pile of money one of these days~!

Jaune: Sadly, we can't do that today. I need to get back to my friends. "Slurr-Pop!' Mmm... tasty~!

Roma: Wait?! A-Are you blue balling me... Mph?!

Jaune: Quiet. Yes, and I will come back, and pay you back however you want, Boss~!

Roma: I'll hold you to that~!

Jaune: Alright, you better get back out there, and tell them what they want to know.

Roma: Alright. But, Jaune~?

Jaune: Yes?

Roma: You better bring the girls over next time you come.

Jaune: The girls; my teammates?

Roma: Yeah, Neo's really been looking forward to seeing that, Rin girl again. And, us redheads need to stick together~! Especially, around our 'little' panty thief~!

Jaune: Hey, you told me to steal those as part of my training! And because of you, Neo tore you to shreds for it!

Roma: Ahh good times~!

Jaune: Well ass kicking aside... It did make me a really good thief~!

Roma: Wait?! I was just wearing those?!

Jaune: Bye~!

Roma: Jaune you...! You... sexy bastard~!

[silly-fly-media]

I ain't waiting til tomorrow

Early Silly Sketch Saturday Sunday Valentine's Day special!!

💖🎃💖🎃💖🎃

I haven't drawn Roman Torchwick in a year. I miss him. Miss my nasty handsome bastard.

[yams-here]

Cool art for overpriced merch moment

[rachetmath]

Jaune and Yang Battle

Yang: Jaune.

Jaune: What is it Yang?

Yang: Fight me!

Jaune: Why?

Yang: Just cause.

Jaune: Did someone bet on this? Nora? Weiss? Neon? Emerald?

Yang: No just-

Jaune: Then no I’m not fighting you.

Yang: You scared of me.

Jaune: I mean, yeah, but mainly I don't see a point. Considering your record.

Yang: I have a clean record.

Jaune: Mercury, Haven Academy, you could barely touch him.

Yang: Don’t count.

Jaune: Neo, Atlas and Ever After you barely fought her and she whooped you.

Yang: Don’t count.

Jaune: Salem.

Yang: Okay that ultimately doesn’t count. She’s immortal!

Jaune: Then what counts Yang? Adam, who you tag-teamed with Blake.

Yang: Hey I carried that fight.

Jaune: Neon and Flynt which you got lucky by the way.

Yang: Now hold up Jaune. I beat them fair and square.

Jaune: Look I just don’t see the point.

Yang: So you pussy.

Jaune: Guess so. Unless I have reason then you are out of luck. Ask Ren.

Yang: Okay, if you win I will do whatever you want.

Jaune: Whatever I want?

Yang: Yes.

Jaune: Anything?

Yang: Yes.

Jaune: Okay. Let’s go.

Yang: Oh I'm so going to kick your-

Later on after the fight.

Raven: So he beat your ass?

Yang: Yeah.

Raven: And he didn’t even ask you to do anything sexual?

Yang: No.

Raven: Just spend time with me?

Yang: Yeah.

Raven: Damn. So what if I don’t want to spend time with you?

Yang: *points*

Raven: *sees Jaune*

Jaune: *screams in the distance* Don’t think I forgot about my village bitch! Don’t think because you are a maiden I’m scared to face you! Don’t think that! Don’t think that! I know where your baby daddy lives too. Don’t make me go to him, I will! You know what I’ll kill your brother too. Cause both you Branwens had me f**** up. Don’t believe me? Test me! Come and see if I don’t have that dog in me. Come and try me!

Raven: Okay. He is crazy. Well, my beautiful daughter, let’s at least spend an hour-

Jaune: What?

Raven: Three hours.

Jaune: What?!!

Raven: The whole day together. Come on.

Jaune: That’s what I thought pussy.

Qrow: Aye kid you-

Jaune: *demon voice* DON’T TALK ME QROW! GO SPEND TIME WITH YOUR NIECE BEFORE I MAKE YOU SEE CLOVER AGAIN!

Qrow: Okay. Okay. Calm down. I'm out.

Jaune: F***** bum ass- man I-I miss my family. When can I go home?! Damn. I have no partner. No money. No respect. Damn, I- I got nothing. Shit! I might need make a new friend or something because at this rate I'll be a villain.

In hell.

Adam: Damn.

Roman: Damn.

Hazel: God Damn. I feel sorry for him.

In heaven

Ironwood: Damn. I feel his pain.

Lewis: That is sad.

Alyx: *hiding behind Penny*No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry!

Penny:*trying to defend them both* Friend Pyrrha, please I apologize.

Summer: *holding Pyrrha down* Pyrrha, calm down young lady.

Pyrrha: Let me kill em. Let me kill em!

Marvel

Peter: Come to this side Jaune. I could use some company.

Fandom Universe

Fan made Jaune: I mean I may not be the overpowered character but at least I get something done.

Friend AU Jaune: I know the feeling man. It will get better. Probably.

[lesbianneopolitan]

The good ol' times…the taste of freedom. And the fact they set something on fire.