#touchofstarter

[junipersinclair]

I’m back in Ashkent, sluts! Anything fun happen while I was gone? xx

[hawaiianhalfwolf]

Alright kids. No, this is not a fake tan. Yes I was in Hawai’i for a month. And no I did not bring you anything. Any more questions?

[theforestwarden]

Soooo, I think I may have gotten an interview with the National Parks! I’m that much closer to being a park ranger!

[grrracerussell-blog]

I’m not used to living around people  that are so close by.

My neighbor could smell what I was cooking and came to my door, asking if she could have some of whatever I was making.

[blythewonder]

It’s not like I even always listen to public advisories but I hope everyone is remaining indoors until the whole fog situation is resolved. Just - don’t be stupid. Please.

[technicallyawolf-blog]

Does anyone know how I can stop girls half my age from sending me PMs and calling me ‘Daddy’? I’m open to suggestions

[cassidydanvers]

Long shot, but if anybody knows or saw the guy that looked like an NFL player that took off this morning from Old Townhouse Road he should probably get checked out by somebody.

[djerinyes]

I unexpectedly find myself in the unusual situation of 

I know what I tell people when they ask me this but it’s so strange to be on the other side

What do people do to stop feeling... guilt? 

[themoral-dilemma-blog]

Well, the town’s still standing, so I suppose that’s a good sign. 

I’d say that’s a pretty good “Welcome Back” sign from this town.

[katerinadoherty-blog]

“I swear to god, if someone asks me if I’m okay again I might punch them in the throat,” she spit out, “Why is it that men simply assume women are the fragile sex when their egos cannot simply handle a mere ‘no’... Call me a feminazi on this -- I don’t really fucking care -- but we need to stop assuming girls are always lying and scheming against each other, for hell’s sake.”

[martinparker-blog1]

Soul on the Rocks has its annual Christmas show coming up on the 23rd. Live punk holiday music from 8pm till last call. 

There’ll be a whole hour of songs about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and of course covers of the usual songs -- My First Christmas As A Woman, Father Christmas, Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight), etc. Original songs too.

Only night you’ll find holiday drinks at Soul this month.

Come, but leave your Christian friends at home. Or hell, don’t -- maybe it’ll open their eyes. 

And if you’ve got family you’re desperate to avoid, the bar’s open Christmas Eve and Day. 

[veronicatheslayer]

Ten days into advent already and we’ve managed to avoid any weird christmas related shenanigans. Let’s keep it up AC. 

[hawaiianhalfwolf]

The best thing about college is that they will still let you graduate even after you missed all your finals due to being involuntarily incapacitated. 

I’m living the dream folks.

[theforestwarden]

Does anyone have any advice on apply to jobs in your field?  I’ve sent out a few applications already but had no such luck. 

[ohcapmycapmaynard-blog]

If anyone has been experiencing any side effects from the recent Fundraiser, please reach out to the department and make a statement. Rest assured, no one will blame you if you’re experiencing psychedelic episodes unless you actually ingested illegal substances and are then trying to capitalize on recent events in which case you will be arrest- so please help us help you.

Ashkent Creek should be a safe haven, and I think I speak for us all when I say we want to get to the bottom of this and we need your help to do so.

[alphaxsinha-blog]

Ashkent is very different from the way that I remember it.