#transcode

[max-nicoxfandom]

DCXDP - Danny is a flerken, this causes Dick a lot of concern

Dick doesn't like Damian's new cat, or everyone thinks it's a cat, at least. It's kinda big for the size of a regular house cat, and it's whole body is like a weird trippy illusion; black with blue eyes one moment, white with green the next.

Damian claims he just picked it up off the street, and he's overall utterly unperturbed with the cat. According to him the thing was probably some sort of escaped lab experiment, and he is determined to figure out who was testing so inhumanely on animals. May God have mercy on their souls when that boy reaches them.

No one in the family quite likes the cat, except Damian, obviously.

The animal just has a way of sneaking into where it's not supposed to. It's always watching. Always just around the corner. Always at the exact place you don't want it to be at that exact moment.

Tim in particular is very annoyed by the cat. He likes to sit on Tim's paperwork, press buttons on his computer, and stick his face in Tim's coffee. The cat actively makes Tim's life harder whenever it gets the chance. Damian finds this to be the best form of comedy, because he is a little menace(lovingly).

Dick thinks he has it the worst with the cat overall though. Why? Because no one believes him about this stupid animal. Sure, they all agree that the cat is fucking weird, at the very least it's more sapient than a cat should be, but that's as far as they take it.

Not Dick.

Dick managed to sneak up on it once, and only once, and has never even attempted again. He just wanted to get back at the creature after it spent all day tripping him as he walked down the halls. It was harmless! Honestly, he just expected the cat to jump, maybe hiss, and skitter away for the rest of the day.

Instead the cat whirled around and opened its jaw so wide Dick swears its chin began to grace the floor, and then glowing green tentacles came out! They latched around his arms, covered his nose and mouth, and began to pull him into the tooth filled abyss of its jaws.

He felt the life in him leave before he was even half way pulled in. The fight slowly began to drain out of him, and the room was getting so so cold. Dick really thought this was how he was going to die, via his baby brother's freaky ass cat.

And then Damian's voice rang out, sharp and firm, simply calling the name of his cat lovingly dubbed "Phantom". The name Dick gave him, actually, because the cat travelled around the house like a ghost. Damian is the one who decided the name ghost was too childish, and thus, Phantom came about.

Damian arrived to him laying on the floor, Phantom on top of his chest purring away, as if the thing didn't try to consume him mere moments ago.

"Lying on the floor is quite unbecoming of you, Richard. However, since you are bonding with Phantom, I will let it slide."

And then Damian picked up the cat, tucked it into his chest, and walked back to where he came from.

When talking to Damian about the event later, he just looked at him like he was stupid. Tim said the cameras had shorted out (something that had been happening a lot recently), and he had no clue what Dick was talking about. Bruce and Alfred both advised him to seek mental help, believing him to be stress hallucinating. He didn't even bother telling the others.

So yeah, Dick doesn't like Damian's cat monster. He doesn't want to hurt his baby brother's feelings, but it can't stay.

Will be reblogging with more, eventually, other people's additions are VERY welcome

[point-of-the-stag-enjoyer]

God this line goes so fucking hard. Oryx my tboy king i love you.

[the-swaggy]

pluey implimentation

[pilkofi]

due to recent events

[blood-maledict]

estrogen could save her

[hermajesty-starbutterfly]

TRANSQUEERCODED🏳️‍🌈📃

When one feels like they should be queer coded/would be queer coded if they were in media.

[dailyblueberror]

DAY 40

[beebatrnn]

mychael doodles for the soul

[jackklinemybeloved]

dare i say never stop blowing up is the most transcoded d20 season we’ve had yet

[yeahimcal]

“Being a girl is… easier.”

“For who?”

Nimona you and I are the same. Nimona I am not a girl. Nimona if I don’t shapeshift I’ll die. Nimona if I am not true to myself then who am I. Nimona easier for who? Nimona everyone wants to run me through with a sword and sometimes I want to let them.

I don’t owe people simplicity. If all people will see me as is confusing and unnatural then I will be confusing and unnatural. I don’t owe people and explanation. I am me. I am ME. I AM WHO I AM AND THAT CANNOT BE TAKEN AWAY. If all people will see me as is a monster I will be a monster. I will not explain who I am. I am me. That’s all I’ll ever be.

[globmcelton]

spoilers under the cut

So Cameron… hates Dibala’s guts, is mad at Chase for stopping him from being murdered, goes far enough to even try and kill him herself, but when Chase actually succeeds in murdering him it’s grounds for a divorce? I FUCKING HATE THIS SHOW I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

[yet-another-wlw-shipper]

This is so good and poignant after watching the latest episode!

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[sciderman]

After reading Hickmans first two issues on Ultimate Spider-Man, aside from Peters ugly beard, the book is pretty good imo, the best part oddly for me is the absolute and overwhelming gayness of JJ and Ben tho, while they're officialy just long time friends, they act like an old couple through both issues and it's awsome.

a blossoming romance between uncle ben and j jonah jameson was not on my bingo card for this year but i can't say i'm surprised either

good for them, good for them.

if there's anything i've learnt in all my years of reading spider-man comics it's that JJJ has an inexplicable homoerotic tension with practically every man he's ever been on panel with. including peter parker. this comic isn't even the exception.

[pilkofi]

transcript is under the cut

cross: so, uh, yeah. cross: i... i just wanted to let you all know. nightmare: cross. nightmare: there is no need to act so unlike yourself. nightmare: at the end of the day, you are you; whoever you choose to be, we will accept. nightmare: we promise.

[canontypicalgoblins]

where are my minrah fans at minrah nation rise up‼️‼️

[thegreatyin]

for those unfamiliar with the intricacies of world of warcraft (because i cannot shut up about anything ever and always feel the need to elaborate regardless of circumstance):

this is a dracthyr. specifically my own funky little lizard guy, whom i love dearly and have been missing ever since i started my break from WoW. someday i will return and kiss his little lizard snoot as it lays trapped within the confines of my monitor. Someday.

anyway as stated this is a dracthyr stan blog, sorry not sorry, the sheer level of vitriol towards these guys was so rancid when they first released that i've devoted myself to being their ultimate number one fan

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co