#transformers funny

[kaontic]

That’s it, I’m continuing the meme.

Or 4 volumes hopefully.

[niiwa-angel]

Things I think would really freak out the Cybertronians.

Garbage disposals. Why do you need to destroy things with your sink?

Those things at the scrapyard that turn cars into cubes. Pretty self explanatory.

Humans doing weird things, specifically sword/fire swallowing, contortionists, and people who can do Houdini like shit.

Self driving cars. They think they're other Cybertronians but no, it's just some weird shit from Tesla.

Fireworks but only to the seekers because suddenly the sky is dangerous.

The concept of quicksand

Hyper realistic human looking robots. They hate that shit. What do you mean you look like a human but aren't one?

Mannequins. See above.

Pregnant women. I like to think it concerns them to see the baby bump. Especially if the baby kicks and they can see the skin move

Magnets. Because they get stuck to them and unless the magnet can be turned off, they're stuck. Plus it can fuck with their coding.

Black ice. That also freaks out the humans, mostly because you do not want to be nearby when a 16 foot robot suddenly eats shit.

[nocturnal-nexu]

I don't know a lot about transformers, but I think you'll like these vids @adventuretolkienlover

They're pretty funny! 😆

[thatonerandomlady]

Cogman is by far the most badass character in Transformers The Last Knight

[nsokolow]

Family Guy - Soundwave, Employee of the Month

Haha nice 😆

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

guys is it weird for your 20 year old son to build your ex husband out of trash in your house after youve gotten divorced

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[beemochi-art]

Did you hear Elon wants to buy Hasbro?

[mygoldtears]

Transformer:

Hi, hello Tiny. I've got a little "Human Effect" scenario in my almost always empty head.

Do you think the Galactic Council would try to persuade the human crew from the Lost Light to abandone their cybertronian friends?. Like, the Council listing all war crimes from the cybertronian war yadayada.

But the humans, especially the Ambassador, always defend their cybertronian crew. I think it will boils down in "but we all love them" type of argument. Until one day the Ambassador just tells them "¡STOP BULLING MY BELOVED CREW YOU GALACTIC RACISTS!".

All the crew would be like D: "they just said that to the Galactic Council?". And the entire human crew would probably start throwing swears and overal talking about all the good things their cybertronians have done.

Side-note, the DJD is also listening (because I need to include them) and they can't believe they are taking the humans side in the discussion.

Ok that would be all from me at the moment. THANKS.

Oh I can definitely see something like this happening.

Enjoy the meme

The council: we can not have you working with the cybertronians any longer due to the amount of war crimes they have committed.

Ambassador: Ha that's rich coming from you, one word. America.

Council: That does not change the matter. We are pulling you out, and if you refuse to return to earth within the time pool given, you will be court martialled and jailed.

Ambassador: than all your so called outpost and new alliances will be for nothing as they than automatically fall into the hands of the cybertronian sector of the union as they are the ones who forged them. Which means all further communications are to go through the cybertronian Alliance and Commander Prowl.

Council now trying to back track: no, that's not what we-

Prowl: Thank you, Ambassador, as I have stated multiple times this is the reason I had stated to Optimus Prime multiple over why a union between our planets wouldn't work out, I had already calculated and assessed that there was a 78. 874% probability of you betraying the alliance.

Council: Ambassador for this you will be reprimanded and interrogated over conspiring with Cybertron.

Ambassador under their breath: oh I've been doing more than that.

Ultra Magnus: due to the hostility of the earth council I ask that the human crew of the Lost Light be allowed asylum on Cybertron

Prowl turning to Optimus: are we allowed to offer that?

Optimus: it is up to Chancellor Starscream

Starscream sitting back watching the shit show and having heard the Ambassador little remark: Ambassador please share the details of what else you have been sharing with the crew.

All the cybertronians knowing full well how much of a shithead Starscream can be.

The Ambassador stand proudly: chancellor Starscream. Permission to use foul language.

Starscream rather amused: granted

Ambassador: I've been fucking most of the crew of the Lost Light and it's been the best sex I've had before. And I don't intend on returning to earth becuase Cybertronian pussy and dick hit different. And yes I Did in fact Fuck Megatron until he whimpered!

Everyone going silent before Starscream cackles: permission for the humans to have asylum.

[kaontic]

*SKYBOUND DUMP INCOMING*

(We doin’ memes now. Enjoy)

[xpurplepiex]

chat i hope you find this as funny as i do

[naeella]

[zeropro]

So, what's Screamer' secrete agenda this time? Are the Autobots getting suspicious about him? What about Rung? Did he discover anything?

his plot is to act normal so the autobots will like him enough to help him defeat megatron

[dataglitch]

Get you a woman that can kick your ass

[nsokolow]

SEEKERS!!! (Useless Transformers 5)

SEEKERS! 🤣

[jubileeeeee]

Silly comic about orion pax- I MEAN. Optimus prime

I think its a running gag for everyone but bee (hes dead serious)

what does OP think ?