#true and correct

[silverpiwon]

Guys I’m ending the discourse. The real 4th gen It boy is Kim Jongseob

[sroloc--elbisivni]

#this is extra funny when u are also a fanfiction writer btw (via @radishhqueen)

I hope fanfiction writers know that I think of them like celebrities

I literally scream a little bit whenever one of them interacts with a comment i made on one of their posts like they are literally famous in my mind

thank you fanfiction writers you are literally sometimes the only thing keeping me alive 

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

[definitelynotplanetfall]

listen i get that engineering is a hard job and you sometimes need to space out a bit and not think too hard at the end of the day. but if engineer is your whole brand identity why do you play so many dumb idle games

[thestuffedalligator]

So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.

[singerin]

[uncanny-tranny]

The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

[boar-sjn]

eidolon.

[rambling-robot]

@adenthemage your tags are SO good

You know what I think is crazy tbh I think if Stockman wasn’t forced into becoming a cyborg to survive I think he would’ve done it voluntarily and would’ve been soooo hyped about it. Like if you took pre-Shredder Stockman and were like “bet you can’t turn yourself into a living machine” he’d be like “OHO BET I CAN” and do it in like two days. And then he’d be like AH ALL THIS VAST KNOWLEDGE AT MY FINGERTIPS because he’s insatiable. And then probably either by accident or his own doing or because the turtles were trying to stop him from doing crime he would crash and burn and get fucked up in completely new ways never seen before

[casdeans-pie]

Never forget♡

[fortheloveofexy]

the way neil was willing to let himself be tortured on andrew's behalf literally months before they even kissed.... like he didn't even know he liked kissing andrew yet, he didn't even know that was an option for him!! but that didnt matter because andrew needed him and neil was going to do whatever he must to try and keep him safe.

[otaku553]

I really wanna here more about the time travel au. What would c!vanilla and r!vanilla think of each other?

Tbh! I can’t really tell by the abbreviations which one is c and r so I’m sorry about that 😔

But here’s a summary of what I think they think of each other:

On a conscious level both of them realize that the other is themself but they are so removed from each other in age and demeanor that they treat each other as different people, if that makes sense.

In young Pure Vanilla’s mind, he of course is scared of what in the future makes him turn so apathetic to the world, and so reluctant to give and receive kindness. But more importantly, his adult self needs comforting and healing and that’s what he can control and can do for him.

In Truthless Recluse’s (I’ve been calling him Dark Vanilla for the most part as an alias he would use in the AU) mind, he is prepared to protect his child self from Shadow Milk by any means possible and is initially on a hair trigger looking for any signs of Shadow Milk Cookie’s early influence. However, he is slowly but gradually realizing that Shadow Milk Cookie influenced his memories when they interacted, and re-experiencing them from this outside perspective is giving him a tiny bit more peace of mind for the safety of his child self. But this also means that he’s done a lot to himself in the future based on the words of Shadow Milk and is blaming himself for having changed so drastically. He doesn’t believe that he himself will ever be fit to hold the title of hero again, but he does believe that his child self’s potential is separate from his and that child Pure Vanilla, with his boundless kindness, is fully deserving of all the status and power to come his way in the future.

[jinrudelan]

(@weiwuxiansnose)

Most media ship names: SMUSH THE NAMES TOGETHER!

RWBY Ship names: Puns or References to various media types based on the characters designs, themes, names, occupations, personality, and/or circumsance.

Pokemon ship Names: A prefix based on similarities between the characters, such as birthplace, preferred type, or hobbies/

Splatoon Ship names: MATH!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

At your side [End of Season 2]

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[sunflowermp4]

I think oil executives should be tried and forced to bodily fight fires for the rest of their natural-born lives.

[bonusholefakeboy]

I finally got one of those pussy spreader toys. The flexi ones that you have to put inside yourself and bend the limbs so it spreads your labia open, exposing your clit and holding your needy hole open.

It takes a few tries to get it shaped right, so you, or that helpful person in your life who is trying to guide you back to womanhood, are going to have to put it in and take it out a few times. Get it shaped just right so that you can stand up, walk around, bend over, etc and it won't fall out and will keep your flower spread open properly.

I'm sure your helper would enjoy the show, encouraging you to bend and spread so they can check the placement of the toy.

The first time you venture outside with it in place, they would have to do a few checks while you are out. The short skirt they made you wear makes that a lot easier.

Standing on the subway, you feel a hand slip under the back of your skirt, fingers poking in your hole, feeling your spread open walls, your vulnerable clit. They abruptly pull their fingers out, the sensation replaced by a rush of cold air. You clench but it doesn't help.