#try it yourself

[monster-inside-of-your-head]

Looking up fanart for Adventure Time for the first time was like "did you know? Everyone is trans" and I was like "yeah ok"

[filthy-kitten-by]

fun fact you're better at video games while your partner is sucking your tdick off call that a t-buff

[repulsum]

a fun exercise for all the family

you can also try it:

[shadowblade8192]

when things like public wifi registering pages ask for details, you rarely have to put in actual details

just had to do one and it accepted my phone number being 7, me living in the city of "your mother" and my name being the opening text crawl of star wars episode 5 (well as much as i could fit in the box), giving them no information on me to sell

just an addendum:

me putting 7 and it working may not always work. the point of you dont need to put your actual details (or mostly even valid details at all) still stands so go out there and peddle falsehoods to corporations

[yorinka]

My how pinterest sees me trend❤️

[distortedsense]

Tell an artist their art reminds you of another artist but as like a deliberate insult. A great trick for if you want to have a good laugh and chuckle about making them feel bad and question whether their art even good and feel really bad isn’t that funny haha look at them lol oh actually you know what’s even better I forgot about this one you can ask them ‘did an ai make this?’ That’ll really get em good and sad about everything

[frogshunnedshadows]

A bit amused by the suggested / popular tags apparently associated with "nature is healing." Thanks, Tumblr.

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[privatejoker]

if you have OCD that moralistic post it not about you. keep scrolling. i love you

[stabknives]

sometimes when OC brainrot gets especially bad i open MS paint and draw them as quickly and badly as i can while blaring music i associate with them. this practice, strangely enough, exorcises demons from my mind

[princesscrybabytears]

Any brand of reusable pads would be amazing! I got a set of regular sizes for about $15, and after a few periods, I decided to get a set of small liners for the lighter days. That was about 4 years ago and I haven't had to buy anything since then! My only regret is getting bland/gray patterns on my first set

i learned that in August 2014 Women’s Voices for the Earth commissioned testing of four types of Always menstrual pads, manufactured by Procter & Gamble. The certified laboratory STAT Analysis Corporation analyzed the products for volatile organic compound.

“The results of the testing indicate that both scented and unscented Always pads emit toxic chemicals, including chemicals identified by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services National Toxicology Program, the Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry, and the State of California Environmental Protection Agency as carcinogens, and reproductive and developmental toxins. None of these chemicals are disclosed on the product by the manufacturer.” (x)

[mumblesplash]

comics as an art form make me insane. they’re so difficult to do well. there’s so many different ways to make sequential art work and most of them are deeply unintuitive. onomatopoeia that feels completely ridiculous to put down often reads seamlessly. panels on a page become a fractally nested image composition challenge that’s only possible to lose because if you do a good job no one will notice. you have to direct the readers’ eyes on a specific path across the page but also account for the fact that they won’t follow it. comic time isn’t linear. if the order of events isn’t crystal clear the story becomes incomprehensible. sometimes you need to do this on purpose. all this for a medium almost universally considered less effective than animation and less respectable than plain text. even its own name doesn’t take it seriously

[bunjywunjy]

oh The Fish™️ of tumblr, what is thy wisdom?

did you know that king cobras can growl?

because they can. they growl.

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

[technically-human]

He likes the drama