#try not to get scared. scariest stories

[dr-pipis]

irl was mutuals with someone on here and he genuinely thought this person was me and interacted with their posts under the impression that it was me for like three and a half months

[bodyhorrorsa]

“can i write?” I says to brain. “fuck you” says brain, whos was actually the fuck you guy

[nowhereman1966]

Try not to get scared, scariest stories 2: the bathrooms

(credit for Hana sprites goes to residentialrabbit, credit for vida sprites goes to deerspherestudios.)

[thirstingforslashers]

And now this is here...?

[bunclops616]

(Apologies for disappearing for a while)

TRY NOT TO GET SCARED 😱‼️🔪

[wherez-my-coffee]

"dear Lord.. they're trying to be FUNNY!"

I said in horrors as I watch a YouTube Short creator throwing maionese on some dude.

[zanderds]

in the theater club. straight up “featuring it”.

and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. the creature

[lanabenikosdoormat]

offlain and his audios have doomed my vocabulary permanently it's so bad you guys

[mym4n]

On most other sites I usually can tell why someone follows me. Bluesky they probably liked a post I made or interacted with me. Instagram I probably know them irl or traded insta’s with them online.

I have no fucking idea why or who follows me on tumblr. Im not a native person to this site, I started using it when twitter got prickly, so I have no frame of reference for why someone or who follows me.

[ozzyfromthecafeteria]

try to not get scared, scariest stories. why do we feel so anxious? i say. suddenly, coming to the realization, that our two anxiety holders are shivering intensely in front.

[limbobilbo]

A try not to get scared scariest stories character allignment chart my friend and I made.

(Genuinely the peak of post irony sfm comedy on youtube imo)

From right to left: Funky burger, Jerry/The I knows guy, heavy wevvy’s cat, franklin (a face only a mother could love), the creature, the fucking pages man, caitlin, sir goopers the third, johnathan davis from korn, james, hevvy wevvy, womens, the fuck you barber guy, larry, evil larry, the guy under my bed

[nowhereman1966]

Try not to get scared, scariest stories: Eggnog

How could it be creature milk if you're the only creature in miles? I'm so shook, chat.

[hacer-kun]

try not to get scared, scariest stories

[iggy-spades]

You better not mess with his gang!

Explanation for repost under cut lmao

I changed the second gang member's name because I feel more comfortable mocking blue hair and pronouns than mocking dwarfism, since I can reclaim the blue hair and pronouns joke, but not the lesser-known m-slur for dwarfism. Nobody else gets mocked for their appearance, not even Lil Jim Bob, because I read Lil Jim Bob like how a Fat Kyle can be skinny as a twig and have the personality of a Fat Tony or whatever, so Lil Jim Bob could be tall and/or fat and have the personality of a Lil Marcus.