#tweets: john

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thunderbolts tweets cause i love them (+ one extra at the end)

[yelenaenthusiast]

thunderbolts tweets (dont let them get twt)

[riggedtrap]

“we need an alcohol free queer space for adults with no friends to meet each other”

[sour-cinnamon]

[fawcetttweets]

AITA?

Billy being the guardian of the Rock of Eternity which holds many of the most evil creatures in the world like the seven deadly sins is hilarious to me. Probably not canon but in this au every few years he meets up with the other beings who watch over a bunch of dangerous sinners. They use the meetings to share any strategies or mishaps so they can help each other be more efficient but since they’ve all been around for thousands of years minimum, they’ve pretty much optimized their systems so they spend most of the time gossiping and hanging out lol.

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[yooo-lets-go]

Soap, but in Situations with those scottish tweets you know which ones

“English, MacTavish” intensifies

[spielberkee]

OTHER PARTS ARE UNDER THE

#spielberkee fake tweets

little meow meows

charles eggavier

[cheesenchalk]

[orchid-bud]

[meowpupp]

read at your own risk (I'm terribly out of practice)

uhhhhh... blah, blah, blah-

owner!price who enforces a new rule, banning you and pup!kyle from kissing each other. he spends the next day watching his two pups desperately dry hump each other, Kyle's cock leaking in his boxers as he ruts against your drooling cunt. the pup almost cries, the slick heat of your cunt under your panties taunting him.

the pair of you can barely control yourselves, whimpering as you try to press every inch of your skin against the others. it's a cute scene, the perfect entertainment for price as he burns through a fresh cigar. it's clear neither of you know what to do with yourselves, desperate to sloppily makeout and swap spit like you'd normally do.

instead, Kyle resorts to licking and drooling over your skin. his growls making you shiver as he holds you close, licking and sucking on your chubby cheeks but never kissing your pouty lips. he's a good boy, after all.

It's funny to price, really. he sometimes forgets his well trained pups are just horny little mutts in disguise.

[xwilltruman]

the pitt on twitter part 9

[mykingdomforablog]

thunderbolts* fake tweets because this film made me feel something again

[shotmrmiller]

yeah but johnny's nose rubbing against your slick center making audible sniffing noises, his tongue curling inside your channel while drawing one long, noisy inhale and eventually just using the tip of it to make you come (all the while you'd been hesitant on letting him eat you out in the bathroom stall of a pub because it'd been a long day and you've only known him for a couple of hours)

[djkerr]

Making Noah blush 🩷

The Jennifer Hudson Show | April 8, 2025

[sour-cinnamon]

[hunzzzzz]

OBX TWEETS (Rafe Cameron x reader x John B SMAU)

Masterlist

Undecided pairing reader x John b / Rafe

Part 1

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Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

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Part 12

Part 13

Part 14

Part 15

Part 16

Part 17

Part 18

Part 19

Part 20

Part 21 (coming soon)