#two halves of a whole idiot. (ooc)

[misteria247]

A continuation of Jimmy being terrible at flirting cuz they rot my brainnnn-

Okay so I mentioned that the horrible flirting goes on for a hell of a long time. Part of it is because Jimmy's a fucking train wreck who can't just say haha I think you're hot Turner wanna go on a date? But the other part is that Timmy can't figure out if Jimmy's flirting is genuine or if he's possibly having a stroke. It doesn't help that like Timmy's already come to terms that he's stupidly head over heels in love with this idiot.

Timmy while good at flirting himself, can't for the life of him figure out when someone's romantically interested in him. Like this boy for all his emotional strong points and whatnot can't seem to process it when it's directed at him. So here's Jimmy desperately trying to flirt while Timmy's like-

"Haha thanks buddy you're a great friend!"

Because he's as dense as a fucking rock. Leaving them in this weird in between of will they won't they. It goes on for ages, until finally Timmy gets a revelation from the most unlikely places.

He gets it from his parents.

He's just sitting at the table one day, SpongeBob's making krabby patties while Cosmo and Wanda are just hovering over Timmy. Cosmo gives his wife a look and goes-

"Are you a baker cuz you've got a nice set of buns hun~"

And Wanda she's giggling and swatting at her husband saying to quit it. And Timmy's he's watching his father's lame attempts at flirting and thinks-

'Ugh Cosmo's flirting is something. Maybe he took a page out of Neutron's book-'

And immediately it hits him like a fucking brick to the face. Like I'm talking Timmy just freezes in his seat, eyes going wide, jaw dropping kind of deal. Just thinking about all of Jimmy's weird behavior as of late and analyzing everything he's said to him and long story short he tips his chair backwards and fucking falls out of it and onto the floor. Que his parents startled shouts and SpongeBob busting into the room asking what's wrong only for Timmy to shout in a high pitched voice full of nervous awe and disbelief-

"HE'S BEEN FLIRTING WITH ME THIS WHOLE TIME OMFG ARE YOU KIDDING ME-"

This moron proceeds to go from giddy, to awed, to dumbfounded to nervous wreck in the span of a minute. Honest to God scaring his friend and parents. Once he's processed it he immediate does what he does best.

Avoid it till he figures out what the fuck he's gonna do and how he's gonna approach this entire situation. And you'd think that Timmy realizing this whole thing would help things out a bit but NOPE.

Instead it's worse.

Because Timmy flirts back and it's nervous like and now Jimmy's the one who's confused and floundering. The tension is thick, so much so that everyone's finding it hilarious and obnoxious.

[windflows]

how the conversation between boone and tyler went when they first had the idea to put augers on the truck

[handsomethrowrug]

OOC

[uhhhh00]

they share one brain cell 🤦🏼‍♀️

[halfthieved]

Gonna sleep soon but hello mutuals!!!! Happy to see you guys here to interact with my sillies <3

[sanktasolntse]

this is peak humor of us i think

[theotherhawk]

Tags II

Aw coffee no || OOC Two halves of a whole idiot || Hawkeye Squared Can you help me steal music off the internet? || Meme Pretty much an Avenger || Promo Look at her she's perfect || Visage Arrow in the quiver || Kate-isms

[skelemos]

Tag dump wee hee !

❝  ooc  /  imma clown babey .  

❝  ic  /  two by two . side by side .  

❝  keepsake  /  for me ? aw you shouldn’t have !  

❝  starter call  /  mutuals only .  

❝  psa  /  bangs pots and pans .  

❝  ask meme  /  send it in !  

❝  character study  /  two halves of a whole idiot .  

❝  aesthetic  /  rougish charm and mischief abound .

❝  crack  /  we don’t know who’s who anymore .   

❝  headcanons  /  dual minds of thought .

❝  faceclaim  /  brought to life !    

❝  óscar and felipe /  brothers and two halves of the same whole .  

❝  asks  /  incoming mail !  

❝  answered  / one answer or two ?   

❝  promotion  /  seal of approval !   

❝  self promotion  /  i made another blog and cannot be stopped .     

[misteria247]

Lum and Ataru really are soulmates I mean this man loves wrestling stuff, he literally held a whole ass competition to see who was the best girl, and Lum was all over that shit. She loved every moment of it cuz she's a fighter as much as a lover and she found Ataru's wrestling match to be incredibly fun and even wants to schedule another one.

Like these two are born for each other you don't understand-

[hellsholygroundarchived]

happy birthday @edensent!! figured i’d post this for your birthday cause....i’m a soft bitch and HAD to get art done of our children. dom is not amused. lkgkfdgkdf;

i hope you have a the best birthday ever! 

art done by jessi on twitter.

[darxk]

crimson ties that bind

warning: ooc characters

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soulmates… what a obscure concept. there were firm beliefs that it had come to be when zeus split humans in half as a punishment for their pride, and that they were destined to walk the Earth searching for their other half.

it is also said that aphrodite felt pity towards the humans and from the luscious strands of her own hair, she tied pairs together, making it easier for the two halves by their pinkies to be whole in their own way.

you’ve known this since as long as you could remember. stories and fairy tales were told of the ‘red string of fate’ all throughout your years.

the idea of having someone somewhat specifically designed for your existence intrigued and excited you, someone that would allow you to feel complete and whole. you weren’t in any rush to discover your soulmate, whether they’d be platonic or romantic but you would never have been able to guess you would have found him in a desolate shell of tokyo city.

you had tried to get along with your soulmate, chishiya which you found his name to be, you approached him with sincere intentions and purely platonic- you couldn’t understand the toxic emphasis on romantic soulmates- but as soon as he saw your pinky, he tensed up and walked off, leaving you confused and alone by the poolside of the “utopia”.

after a few more days of attempting civil conversations, he finally began warming up to your presence- although you had two gut feelings. a) it was kuina that persuaded him to act civil or b) he was attempting to emotionally manipulate you. how you had formed the latter option? simple, you weren’t dumb and you had studied his actions just as you noticed him doing the same and this was an unknown world where the fight for survival was very much real. he was cold and calm yet nonchalant to those around him, you and kuina were no exceptions.

despite all of this, your heart began to warm up to the blonde, you found yourself chuckling more often at his grumpy antics and hanging out with him and kuina more often. you didn’t miss how he kept his hands in his pocket, was it because he felt burdened by the crimson sting? you’d heard of some cases like this where some would even snap their own string, severing the bond between the soulmates. to be honest, you had half expected chishiya to have snapped his own string weeks ago, the naive part of your brain felt thankful he didn’t and held hope that you wouldn’t, the same part had developed… an infatuation with the man which you couldn’t confront with yourself.

that hope shattered after a game. your mind was in a blur and you could only vaguely recall it to be an eight of spades game, something like an extreme parkour course from skyscraper to building - spades or physical activities was not your strong suit, you were average but you made up for it with logical reason- it just so happened that you were in the same game with chishiya and that at the very end of the course, you’re footing slipped and you were moments away from plummeting to your death.

the only thing that had stopped you had been chishiya’s hands latching onto your wrist in the nick of time and signalling over the other players for assistance, you were not sure whether you were delirious from the adrenaline rush but you could have sworn that you caught a glimpse of distress and concern in his eyes. “thank you,” you had said to everyone as the survivors left the arena. “that was a close one,” you had walked beside chishiya and into the car where he stayed silent.

your nerves started to grow as he got out of the car and left without a word. days flew by of watching the pathetic idiots dance- or at least what they claimed their stupid body movements to be- around like headless chickens and committing any acts of public indecency that they could possibly do- wow… okay, so maybe chishiya’s ghosting must have affected you more than you’d like to admit.

you inwardly groaned in frustration as you saw a white hooded figure standing out the corner of your eye. you immediately could tell it was him, even without the red line connecting the two of you. it always frustrated you how he would just watch you and never had the guts to actually talk to you.

it was that night after talking with kuina, you realised that you both deserved better. he deserves someone more patient that will wait for him and you deserve someone to give you the attention and love that you desire. so without second thought, you tugged the string with both hands, effectively snapping it which caused it’s slight glow to die out and the string to wither away and for only a red ring on the pinky, no strings attached.

you planned to ignore chishiya for the rest of eternity if possible but unfortunately, you both had an executive meeting which was compulsory to attend. something about the cards and a black envelope. you were focused on hatter since you refused to look chishiya in the eye and it appeared that he felt that same. “woah, it’s a bit chilly here,” niragi snickered.

“mind your own damn business,” you snapped, rolling your eyes as he threateningly pointed his gun at you.

hatter got up from his seat, “that’s enough. niragi, lay off of (name) and chishiya’s lovers quarrel.”

chishiya’s head snapped up and you both exclaimed words of denial at the same time. “you’re all dismissed! out! you two, figure out your shit. nobody wants to sit through these meetings with the tension between the two of you.” hatter exited the room, followed by all the executives, leaving you alone with chishiya. you took a glance at his pinky. typical, you weren’t surprised to find the band stringless. he seemed to be fixated on your own pinky and you gave him a tired smile as he looked up.

“didn’t expect that, did you?” you held your pinky finger up proudly and a smug smile etched onto his face.

“you finally used that brain of yours.”

you ignore his remark as you turn to the door and walk out, leaving behind the man whom you had prepared to give your heart to.

~

you were foolish to believe that his stalking tendency would be done after severing the bond but you had made it obvious you were ignoring him whenever you and kuina would bump into him in the hallway, steering the both of you in his opposite direction.

unfortunately, your dumb, naive heart still longed for him but you drowned it out by your rational thoughts. it was obvious that chishiya despised the concept of soulmates, being eternally bound to another. you didn’t know why but he made it obvious everytime kuina or somebody would bring it up. he saw soulmates as a lost cause, a flaw and the weak link, something to be used against someone.

surprisingly, the band on your pinky finger had actually grown a small, long string and was continuing to grow. it was very thin, by fair thinner than your hair strands and you were still astounded by the fact you had even been able to see it during a pool swim. a warm feeling sprouted in your chest as you began to wonder about your new soulmate.

one day, you woke up to find that your string had returned to the original size. you sauntered up to the rooftop to find kuina and tell her all about it when you stopped in your tracks. you realised that the string had actually been leading up to the rooftops and you excitedly hurried up the flights of stairs and opened the door.

as you stood at the doorway, you followed the string with your eyes to a figure standing near the edge. a figure in a hoodie. a white hoodie to be exact. your fears were confirmed when said figure turned around. there he was, with his dyed blonde hair, weirdly perfected makeup and the alluring beauty spot under his half lidded eyes.

you silently cursed your luck as you approached the man. “what are the chances,” he marvelled, looking you up and down with that condescending gaze.

“mm, just my luck,” you sighed, fiddling with the sleeves of your blouse, “oh quite looking at me like that.”

“like what?”

“you know, like you want to push me off the roof right now.”

he paused before letting out a deep chuckle, making your heart clench and twist. how unfair, you had found your soulmate whom you had dreamed of meeting for years yet he’s the most distant man you’ve known and when you grew hope for a new soulmate, you’re given the same one.

“if you find this so funny, i suppose we should part ways again,” you go to snap the string but his hands stop yours by grabbing your wrist. his fingers were cold, you noted, your resisted the urge to grab his hands to warm them up.

“Don’t,” he muttered. you blink at him, confused before trying to rip away your hand, you couldn’t bear the fact that he was so close yet so far. his grip tightened on you and you yelped in surprise.

“the fuck do you want!?” you huffed in annoyance.

“you,” he said simply, his hand retreating from your wrist, “i want to try this soulmates thing again.”

you look at him incredulously, “you expect me to believe that? that it’s genuine and not some sick scheme i need to be the scapegoat for?”

“are you dumb?” he hissed, you glared at him for what felt like the millionth time, he quickly added, “you make me feel… happy and nice? i don’t like it, you worried me during eight of spades and i didn’t like that feeling. you’re a liability but i can’t seem to stand not interacting or being with you.”

you’re shell shocked and still before you let out a laugh. he frowned, growing more irritated and perplexed by your actions, “what’s so funny?”

through your chuckles and laughs you managed to say, “sorry, sorry. if that was a confession, it was a pretty shit one.”

now it was chishiya’s turn to glare but you smiled while walking over to him, wrapping in a hug you said, “but knowing you, it’s very sweet.”

he pulled back from the embrace but before you could ask what was wrong, you felt a soft pair of lips crash onto yours. you’re shellshocked but you smile into the kiss as you copied the action.

you heard a whistle in the background. breaking, away you turned to see kuina walking forward with, slowly clapping, “thank god you two got that over and done with. i was surprised you weren’t already dating when i could feel the tension.”

out of the corner of your eye, you caught chishiya rolling his eyes and you giggled. “Tatta’s rounding up the executives, something about intruders sneaking in being caught,” kuina explained.

your eyebrow quirked at that and nodded, turning to walk down the stairs. when you realised chishiya wasn’t making a move to follow you, you sighed, “you’re skipping this meeting, aren’t you?”

he smirked, “yep.” you press a quick kiss on his cheek and he chuckled, “see you later, darling.”

you’ll pretend he didn’t notice the faint blush forming around the tips of your ears and cheeks as you walked away with kuina.

[starmadesoul]

@bcckmarked replied to your post;

YOU BETTER BE TAKING BREAKS OR ITS TOO THE BUBBLE WITH YOU

PSH YOU CAN’T PUT ME IN A BUBBLE.

[halfthieved]

Tag dump so I'm not using the system I used for Homura lmao.

[me4gumi-moved]

can you make some headcanons about how bakugo,denki, dabi, and shinso would react to a seemingly super intimidating s/o who looks mean but is actually rlly chaotic and funny once u get to know them? thank u 🖤🖤

sorry this took so long 😭

characters:

bakugou katsuki, kaminari denki, dabi, shinsou hitoshi

genres and warnings:

headcanons, crack, one (1) text thing, dabi being super OOC since i’m writing this while ignoring the existence of any chapters since his reveal :)

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

in terms of having horrible cases of rbf, the two of you are identical. personality wise? you couldn’t be more different...well, you could but that’s not the point

you’ve always got some joke to make about something he says and while it does press his buttons sometimes, you actually manage to get a laugh out of him on occasion.

and you text him the weirdest shit at 2 in the morning when he’s sleeping 

they do, by the way. fish have emotions, social needs, and intelligence 🐟

despite how off the walls you are, he wouldn’t trade your dumbass for anything in the world

KAMINARI DENKI

ngl, he was intimidated by you at first, and rightfully so!!

you looked like you would bite his head off is he so much as breathed in your direction

but then he got to know you and you two started dating

now you’re two peas in a pod!! 2 halves of a whole idiot!!! very romantic <3

there’s never a moment where the two of you aren’t cackling over something

y’all are just the cutest 🥺

DABI

everyday, he’s a little closer to having no brain cells — he’s slowly becoming like you in terms of chaotic energy and he HATES IT

don’t get me wrong, you crack him tf up 25/8 BUT he has an image to keep so he can’t go around randomly bringing up about how a cow-bison hybrid is called a beefalo when he’s supposed to be this bad ass pyromaniac with daddy issues

he probably looks up a bunch of random facts for you and tells them to you throughout the day because he knows it’s the kind of stuff that you like

no he’s not soft on you 🙄 he’s a criminal — he’s soft for NO ONE

at least in public you two look like a badass couple and not two dorks trying not to laugh about the can you kicked that accidentally hit a rat

SHINSOU HITOSHI

something you both have in common is that people always get the wrong impression of you

they always think shinsou is going to be a villian while you’re some mean bitch that will bite someone’s head off if they breathe in your direction

they’re obviously wrong bc the two of you are just some dorks in love 🥰

omg when you’re doing your chaotic shit in his presence he just looks at you like you hung all the starts in the sky it’s the sweetest thing 🥺

he thinks you’re so cute when you’re rambling about something you really like and while he may not understand it at times he does his best to and even asks questions to show you that he is, in fact, interested in what you’re talking about

the way your face lights up makes his heart go awooga

he’s your #1 fan the same way you’re his

and when he’s having a hard day because of all the accusing looks, you never fail to make him feel better and put a grin on his face with one of your corny jokes

very soff bf 10/10 would recommend

[corrucidrums]

◊ ♫ ◊— look what the cat dragged in! that’s LEO CORRUCI and HE is an around 24-year-old REGULAR to the store, but they’ve been in the neighborhood for 2 YEARS. I think they are a DRUMMER and I overheard them listening to HAPPY IDIOT by TV ON THE RADIO, and, I dunno man, it seemed pretty fitting. Like, call me shallow but I look at them and think of CAIO CASTRO and LOUD MUSIC BLARING, KEEPING THE ONES YOU LOVE CLOSE, AND FLASHING LIGHTS. (ooc info: essy, she/her, nzt, 23)

I AM ESSY, AND THIS IS THE LAST OF MY FOUR CHILDREN, LEO CORRUCI! welcome to his world  baybee 🤪

BASICS

nicknames: theoretically leo is a nickname. but please call him anything. he’s just happy you’re here

sexuality: pansexual, can and will love anyone

traits: warm, jovial, shies away from negative feelings/experiences, naive

likes: hugs! loud music! eels! reptiles! animals in general! making noise! everything!

dislikes: fighting :( having a Bad Time :( when the bass doesn’t drop :( pop music :( 

family: daphne corruci (mother, npc)

TIDBITS

probably the most essential thing to understand about leo is that he. loves. he loves! that’s it that’s the sentence

raised by a single mother who convinced half of the town she was psychic and half of the town she was crazy (both halves were wrong), leo’s used to being around... eccentric people. and a lot of them. also people who don’t have great intentions. also people with heartbreakingly good intentions. he’s known and really truly cared about  the spectrum of humanity  and he’s Not Stopping Now

in saying that? leo didn’t have a whole lot of stable friends growing up, likely because of daphne’s... interesting... reputation. this left him with a lot of time to become obsessed with punk, metal, and screamo music, and even learn to play the drums! loud! all the time!!!!! mostly leo likes making and hearing noise. probably because he can’t handle the quiet. it lowkey makes him feel lonely :/ 

in fact the only time he likes being alone is when things are going Bad. leo loves to be around people and doesn’t really have any boundaries (will platonic cuddle and kiss !!!WITH CONSENT!!!) but has a compulsive, unhealthy need to only be happy and good to people. if he feels anything negative or senses things aren’t going well, he kind of dips to go process it alone. doesn’t want to drag anyone down because the most important thing in his life is keeping people around, and giving them any excuse to want to leave him? hELL NO! 

currently the drummer in a punk band called eraserhead! lives with his bandmates alexa cox (dubbed leo’s ‘dad’, lead singer/guitar), theo baptiste (the dumb to his ass, keyboard), and zoe levin (ex-girlfriend, bass). he really considers them family and hates it when the girls are fighting :/ by the girls i mean literally any of them. what if they all just hugged

he looks pretty hardcore punk. leather, tattoos, piercings, but, if u haven’t gathered, the least intimidating person you could ever meet. 

has no ulterior motives. literally wouldn’t have the brain power for it if he tried. always coming from a wholesome place.

has had his heartbroken... multiple times. the two most recent were zoe levin (aforementioned bandmate) and andy de luca. he’s past the zoe thing but the andy thing? still be stinging a little since she it’s not me, it’s you’d him. ultimately his outlook on love is that there’s one perfect person out there for everyone! he just hasn’t found his one yet :/ 

self designated himbo of carolina rogers

WANTED CONNECTIONS

truly? with leo? anything. he really isn’t the kind of make enemies intentionally, but other than that the door is WIDE OPEN! let him love u :/ break his heart :/ teach him how to count to ten :/ anything :/ 

[ao3feed-daredevil]

Two Halves (of a whole idiot)

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by AcesOfSpade

Mike keeps his distance from Matt over the summer, but as the Murdock twins' birthday approaches, Mike resolves to fix things between him and his twin.

Sequel to He's Not You

Words: 5289, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 40 of Ace's Random One-Shot Collection

Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Daredevil (Comics)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Matt Murdock, Franklin "Foggy" Nelson, Mike Murdock

Relationships: Matt Murdock/Franklin "Foggy" Nelson

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Human Disaster Matt Murdock, Men Crying, Feels, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Probably ooc, a lot of crying, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, oh yeah i forgot, Internalized Homophobia, praise be cellphones with buttons, emotional breakdowns, random spanish brought to you by the murdock twins

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