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#formula e#dailyfe#edoardo mortara#mahindra racing#soaking wet edo……#uh. wait……who said that…..#iiiiim so happy for him and nico podium too…. ♥️#we don’t speak about the winner here#ciara.gifs#fe
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once again, don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12
(eventually I will get back to being less scribbly, whoops)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#oh cater. cater cater cater.#i'm so sorry but riddle is the absolute funniest person to look at and be like#'actually yeah i think this is good. let's stick with this one.'#no it's great it's amazing cater is amazing actually#guy who has never had a long-term friendship in his life 🤝 other guy who has never had a long-term friendship in his life#those two guys 🤝 third guy who sees the hollow voids inside them and immediately goes 'i need to fill that with food'#in this house we heart the heart senpais#fucking love how freaked out cater was by punk riddle#who is this. this is not his jousama. :(#(i do think one of the things cater likes about riddle is that he looks like he should act really cute but he is in fact A Bastard)#(a riddle who enthusiastically calls him caykun and is just kinda adorable is wrong on an intrinsic level)#cater once they hit the second level of dreaming: okay he's actively trying to kill us but at least i know how to deal with this#god. the hug. i'm not okay#that said i can't wait until after episode 7 when it finally occurs to riddle to ask what their dreams were#cater: oh uh...you know. :) stuff :)#trey: oh mine was actually -- cater what are you doing. put the teapot down.#(the rest of this scene has been redacted for everyone's benefit)
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what if mlp au light doesn't get his cutie mark until after he's killed pony L and then his cutie mark becomes L's symbol to symbolise what L's defeat means to his fate and identity and everyone's like wow pony light your fate is to become the second L and succeed L to continue his legacy :) and pony light (pony) is like yes >:) (evil pony expression) (on his pony face) (because it's a my little pony au)
#rookposting#uh anyway#death note#the more straightforward cutie mark lore is him getting his mark after he gets the death note but listen#i kinda like the abstract directionlessness of like he thinks he's found his destiny but he's still a blank flank#until he defeats L and he thinks that's ehere his story begins.. but actually.. its where it ends... and theyre ponyes#maybe this au us called friendship is murder#no wait it's not called anything it doesnt exist. who said that where am i#the only important detail is that light is a blank flank for way longer than is average and yes it does bother him#another thing im thinking about is that pony L should have his cutie mark covered and nobody knows what it is#but practically speaking that means i might be suggesting pony L has to wear jeans at all times?#not necessarily thr shirt. but always jeans#maybe in this au you have to write their name and picture their cutie mark
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Let me spoil u bbg *slaps canon dialogue*
#i want him to do unspeakable things to me#oh wait what who said that#sorry#my demons uh#my demons like demons too so like#yeah#um#DID RACHEL POST THE DOODLES HEREON TUMBLR BC I RHINK THIS WILL BRING CONFUSION IF SHE DIDNT#dead plate#dead plate fanart#fanart#dead plate rody#rody lamoree#demon + priest au#art
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TFW Darth Calumnia, Lord of Lies, has a better grasp of the Jedi Code than the Barsen'thor herself.
#oc: darth calumnia#swtor#swtor ocs#twilek#sith inquisitor#jedi consular#oc: aliya vydari#aliya said 'so as long as im not angry i can slit throats? solid' and everyone else went 'wait. uh. whos gonna tell her?'
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You guys ever read the most beautiful, jaw dropping, feet kicking, leaves you with a feeling of yearning fic that it possesses you? yea that was me anyways here’s vampire Kyle and his annoying assigned bodyguard who’s also a witch
(ALSO IF YOU WANT TO READ SAID FANFIC ITS A KYLE X READER FIC CALLED ITS FALLING FOR THE IDEA BY FEDOSAURUSREX ON AO3 THAT INSPIRED ME TO WHIP THIS WHOLE AU UP)
#shroomer's archives: south park#shroomer's archives: dao hanh#I also really love their one shot x readers#genuinely one of my favorite fic writers now#IM SO SAD THOUGH THEY HAVENT UPDATED ANY OF THEIR WORKS IN NEARLY A YEAR…….#sitting by the windowsill like a military wife waiting for their husband to come back from the war#but yea their fic whipped me up into some kind of frenzy I felt like I was being possessed#I felt compelled by the forces of nature to make a monster au#anyways uh ok lore dump basically hanh is his assigned bodyguard and has to help him stay safe#from what? Ghouls and gals and gal pals and werewolves and garlic and stakes and whatnot!!#though she’s kind of. a scatterbrain#which does not mix well when you have arcane magic under your arsenal#and for a thousand year old vampire he does not have that much patience#and if anyone wants to know more feel free to ask cough cough#what who said that#I didn’t say that#teehee the sillies!!#I’m crazy for them#OK ONTO THE ACTUAL TAGS NOW#south park#south park oc#kyle broflovski#south park fanart#oc x canon#shroomer's art !
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thinking about ch0mpkin's evil evbo post (evilbo, if you will) and going "How can I align this with My Interests (the axes)" and the answer is Very easily actually
#thoughts in tags.....#when the cookie crumbles#pciv#pvp civilization#you know. evbo leaving behind everything he knows for his friend and going along with The Plan#constantly telling himself its for the greater good its for the greater good#but the longer he goes on the worse it gets#and both tabi and clown force him to stop diagetically monologuing somehow because otherwise he'll blow their cover#so he just gets quieter and quieter and withdraws more and more#to the point where even tabi is thinking like “damn maybe i Should've killed him in sword civ...” but he's here now#another thing is i think evbo would 100% buy and sneak another video journal machine out and when tabi finds out she Flips Her Lid#clown is less concerned because he wasn't With them so he doesn't know like tabi does that he spends So Much Time On This Shit#not knowing that (like minute said) video journaling is the biggest reason evbo is able to take in so much new info and maintain himself#and if they straight up take it away from him he's going to get Even Worse#i think clown doesn't see it as much of an issue despite tabi's major objections because he'd literally be talking about their plan On Air#and that tape goes somewhere and is Seen by someone (plus if someone else sees their cover is gone cuz video journals are sword only)#but in his eyes that means the only people who will ever see it are the diamond swords in their ivory tower who can't leave anyways#so why worry? if anything it shows them what they're (the axes) doing to their (the swords) little golden boy and they can't stop it#another thing i thought about is that they would definitely hold killing evbo over his head like. Constantly#and evbo's fear of dying isn't the same because he never died to tabi's axe so he doesn't know zam is waiting for him (which is also funny)#so instead it takes a spin of tabi saying “ill kill you and let you respawn in sword civ and you'll stay there with your regrets”#because even if zam Wasn't still waiting for him he kinda ditched the diamond swords so uh... kinda lost your sense of kinship there#a-NOTHER point of interest: guardfriend#since guards can access all civilizations they'd definitely want to take advantage of his connections and relation with evbo#especially since unless evbo spills the beans he most likely wouldn't know the eternal sword was taken and tabi is the one who took it#let alone that she (and clown by extension‚ but to throw off suspicion he doesn't show up around guard) is a natural born axr#so they can defo use what trust those two have to get places easier#but if he ends up getting in the way... [makes a chopping gesture across my throat]#could even do it in Front of evbo as an example of what happens to those who stand between them and their mission#holy shit this is the first time ive ever hit 30 tags. wtf
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Bettejoan plsssss 👉👈
thanks!!! ehjbfhefh okay. no summary on this one lol. i don't typically write rpf not like out of judgment or anything (rpf is fine!) but bc it feels like. so much harder/so much "she would not fucking say that" and like um as i've mentioned the lack of historical consistencies for bette and joan makes me feel crazyyyyyyy. also in truth, bettejoan fic should be like predominantly insults and hate sex and the most insane public comments known to man and that just isn't really my strong suit sadly!!! all this to say an effort has been made!!
“I can’t stand you,” Bette grits out, though she makes no move to step away.
“I'm not asking you to stand me, Bette," Joan says breathily. "I'm asking if you'll fuck me." Bette places a hand, firm, on the flat of Joan’s chest, and Joan grins in something like victory, until Bette pushes her back forcefully.
“God, you're even more easy and desperate than I realized." It lacks some of it's usual bite, because she's clearly a bit flustered by the directness and trying hard not to show it. Still, Joan’s face hardens.
“Easy and desperate?” she asks, voice cold, and Bette pretends she doesn’t somehow know that that’s her response to the actual anger and hurt beneath it. “I’ve always admired your originality with your insults, darling. You sure know how to make a girl feel special.”
“Only if she is,” Bette retorts. “I’m honest. And you're as common as they come.”
“Is that why you make such a point to avoid me? Why you insult me publicly given any possible chance? Why you bring me up just to get in a dig or two when I’m completely irrelevant. Maybe I’m too obvious in my appeals, but you’re hardly subtle, and if you haven’t noticed that, you’re crazy. Honest," she says with a scoff.
Joan waits for a rebuttal that somehow doesn’t come.
“I know you don’t like me, but you sure talk about me a lot. I bet you think about me a lot.” She pauses. “I think about you a lot,” she adds, voice lower.
“That much is obvious,” Bette quips, rolling her eyes. Joan takes the lack of outright denial as some kind of progress.
“I’ve thought about it, you know, and I never could decide if I thought you would have a need to be in control in the bedroom, like you seem to have everywhere else, or if there’s where you’d want to surrender it,” Joan says, mock casually. Bette flushes. The funny thing is that Bette’s never able to figure it out either, not in any way that makes sense. And she sort of hates that Joan has come to the same conclusion. Or lack thereof. She feels horribly, shamefully vulnerable under Joan's discerning gaze.
“What’s your point?” she huffs out, reaching into a pocket for a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, but Joan beats her to the latter, quickly lighting a match and holding it up to the cigarette Bette places between her own lips. She meets Joan’s heavy gaze as she inhales, and quickly looks away.
Joan puts out the match. “My point, darling, is that perhaps I tried the wrong approach. Maybe instead I should ask if I can fuck you.”
Bette laughs.
“What’s funny?”
“The fact that you think that your asinine question made you sound submissive. You may play it from time to time, but you’ve never sold it, not to me. You're not good enough to."
“Do you want me to be submissive? You’re right that it’s hardly the most natural thing for me, but you’d be surprised what the right person can get from me,” she says, perching on Bette’s makeup table carefully and doing her best to look seductive. Bette may not give Joan a lot of credit for her acting, but alluring is one thing she's quite good at playing.
Bette tries very hard to be unaffected, to not let her eyes follow a path from Joan’s long legs all the way up to her almost pleading eyes, to not picture it, Joan taking orders from her. Joan completely at her mercy. She tries not to be enticed by it, tries to tell herself it would only be for some sort of revenge, some way to humiliate her, to hurt her. And yet, there's a strange sort of disappointment as the fantasy seems to solidify. Not disgust, not even really shame, though she's sure that will follow. Disappointment. And something seems, horribly, to click.
Joan picks up on it, of course. “Bette,” she starts, and Bette doesn’t let her finish. She surges forward, letting one hand press into Joan’s thigh to brace herself and keep Joan against the table, and bringing the other to Joan’s jaw to crash their lips together. Joan tenses for a beat in surprise, but then clutches at Bette’s back, kissing her back fervently. “So that is what you want?”
“No,” she says bluntly, and kisses her again working slowly towards her neck.
“I don’t—“
Bette twirls a strand of Joan’s hair around her finger and tugs, and Joan gasps, her head falling back. “Fight back,” Bette says, and even she isn’t sure if it’s a command or a plea. Either way, Joan takes it.
“Oh,” Joan says, pulling against Bette’s hold to bring her head back up and meet Bette’s gaze. “With pleasure, darling."
#anyyyywayyyyssssss yeah uh its hard for me to write them. but you know i sure do think about them!!! its just like a tangled mess of#'oh they were soooooo weird about and obsessed with each other and joan did want to fuck her so bad it made her look stupid.'#or at least i choose to believe that. but like the main thing for me with them that i tried to kind of convey here#well actually its a few things. 1. bette being mean to joan all the time is kind of like the proverbial pulling on pigtails or whatever#and on some level joan is aware of that (and likes it) 2. some significant portion of joans attraction to bette comes from her relative#unattainability and also her bitchiness. 3. bette has said some very interesting things about power dynamics in her relationships#i think the quote i am thinking of is 'I had to remain in charge; and when the man allowed it; I lost all respect for him' which is. well#4. joan was kind of a freak but perhaps more than that she wanted to be seductive and desirable like yes she could be very i suppose#controlling or domineering or whatever by many accounts but she also very much reads as someone who would particularly with regards to sex#try to mold herself to fit someone else's needs/desires and like be what they wanted and like i could pathologize the hell out of this#but none of it would have any legitimacy (as if anything else im saying does)#5. all of this combines into a fascinating and compelling cocktail unfortunately i don't a shaker (metaphorically)#asks#answered#my writing#tvmilfs#old hollywood#now... wait how many tags does it take to stop counting for main tags this doesnt need to be in those... well idk so we will see#bette davis#joan crawford
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// ... i do not know what to play. now that i finished the big jrpg of the month.
#〔 ooc . 〕 ϟ power off .#// i need enrichment. back to demos i go#demo fest goin!!!#speaking of demos yall i tried dispatch and it was so fun AND funny#if yall remember telltale and miss that you should try this#also waiting for tumblr to discover this and bend that man over a table i know the type#i mean uh cool characters. who said that
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☆ I luv playing animal jam


☆ my years of playing and I only know where 2 of the trick or treating pots r U_U (in jamaa town and the snowy place)
#defo not my way 2 get out of ii q7#jhaha#wait who said taht#i didnt!??#nuh uh#btw im socially awkward n animal jam#so uh#be wary if u come across me#no im not giving my aj username#yet#teehee#animal jam play wild#o if u guess what my 2 unis r based off#uh#kudos 2 u#:3#may or may not delete later
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7am, eating cold leftover teriyaki stir-fry for breakfast and crying over blorbos
#normal Saturday morning behavior#redacted spoilers#redacted audio#redacted sam#Seven.txt#rp audio stuff#well. crying over one singular blorbo in particular. Sam's still got me in an emotional chokehold#and i'm too sad to even make a stupid little joke abt how i wouldn't mind if it was a physical one too. ayeee *insert sad eyebrow wiggle*#no but seriously. i have so many feelings abt him and i can't even say it all bc some of it isn't public info yet#eh fuck it i'll just draft this until the audio goes public and then i'll post it once it's no longer Exclusive Info#bc i dont wanna leak Early Access stuff but i have to get this out of my system rn and the new audio is part of what sparked these thoughts#which is funny bc i. literally haven't even listened to it yet. i'm not Ready 😭#where's that tiktok screenshot that's like. 'hyperfixation so bad that i can't even engage with the source material' bc that's me rn#like bro Sam only won the poll like. 2 or 3 days ago and Eric is Already dropping a new Sam audio?? hello? Mr. Redacted i wasn't prepared#anyways i was spoiling myself by perusing the comments last night trying to get a feel for if it's gonna be more angst or comfort#and i saw a comment that absolutely shattered me. and it reignited all my sad thoughts about Sam's eventual. uh. y'know. death.#apparently they plant a tree together or smthn in the new audio (which already has me & my beloved 10y/o orange tree feeling some kinda way#but to the individual in the comments who brought to all our minds the image of Sam sitting beneath that tree in 30 or so years time#when he's decided that he's ready to die and sits out there waiting for the sun to rise..................... 🥲#i'm gonna need u to compensate me for all of that unexpected emotional damage /j /nm#i'm Still not over what he told Darlin' while they had their talk about the future up on his roof together. that audio killed me#then yesterday i was listening to my Sam & Darlin' playlist while cleaning. and Malibu Nights by LANY came on. which i always skip bc Sad#but i let it play and just started crying. standing in the middle of the room all disheveled and holding a broom. as one does.#iirc that song is one that Eric himself said is applicable to Sam which is why/how i found it and put it on the playlist. and god. g o d#hm. i hope that wasn't Patreon exclusive info. i can't remember if it was a public post where he said that or not. hope it's okay to share#but if we can take that song as like. unofficial canon for Sam then that also confirms my idea that he used to drink to cope#which makes the opening lines of Fix What You Didn't Break by Nate Smith even more applicable. i should go edit that post actually#anyways i'm just. feeling a lot. and i love Sam very much and i don't want him to die. but i want him to do what he wants at the same time#Alexis took so fucking much from him. he deserves to live - and end - his life on his own terms. ... i think i need to go write something#*casually fishes this post out of the drafts 3 and a half days later* hi so uh. i wrote a 4k oneshot :) and will hopefully post it tomorrow
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I think it would be really silly to make law and crime cookies related rp blogs
#cookie run#crob#almond cookie#roguefort cookie#cappuccino cookie#langue de chat cookie#walnut cookie#wait whattt who said that#not me#nu uh
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i really like creep cast
#and i finished the spire in the woods ep today#so fucking hard to get through w them not realizing the narrator is uh messed up#but like the in story they see by the end what was actually going on#and tw rap e when i was a senior in high school#my bf at the time and i were smoking weeeeed#and it was my first time really smoking and i’m just like chillin on my couch#and they leaned down into my space and looked me in the eyes and asked me if i loved them#and like uh yeah i love you#they took me up to my room and i literally only remember bits and pieces#months later their then gf ACCUSED ME OF RA PE#saying my ex said i coerced him into sleeping with me by telling them i love them?#bitch you asked me 😭#and my friends who were with us literally called him in his shit#and then a few months later the same ex publically posted about them raping her#and i get posting it sure#but i’ll literally never forget her to not apologizing to me or even seeing how insane what she accused me of was#later i actually realized oh wait i got ra ped i was too fucking high to say no or even understand what was happening#anyway i just can’t stop thinking about that#kay.txt
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i am still enjoying this season of yj but i am still gonna admit.. it’s not as good as the first 2 at all unfortunately. there has been some weird writing choices made, sidelining of characters that shouldn’t be, the energy is not as like.. perfectly enrapturing as the first 2 (personally season 2 is my favorite i love the absolute bleak insanity descent it is). i’m not mad like… it is what it is and im still having fun watching, im still very much invested. but i would be lying if i said there wasn’t some disappointment
#lottie is uh. one of the main things#tai…..i don’t like how much tai has rlly been sidelined in the young timeline#less so in the adult but even still#i saw the crit of how her individuality has kind of been erased and i’m not#totally inclined to disagree#but i’m still waiting to see where we’re going#ESP w lottie’s death like.. im withholding my full judgement until we get more info#i’m not sold on melissa i’m sorry#i agree w the people who are annoyed that main characters are getting sidelined for more of her#and the possibility that she’s gonna be a main character in the future…. eh#i would rather have lottie LMAO#i miss nat but her death was very satisfying and fulfilled purpose for sure#we’ll see bro we’ll see#however i love mari getting more development#and akilah#and those two MAKE SENSE like they have been around since the beginning#they always had personality and investment#established relationships with the group#i love travis and akilahs relationship#like i said WE WILL SEE#personal#yellowjackets
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final results 4 the poll GRINS! faust, raven, robo ky, n zappa will be gettin da first batch o keychains ^__^
#ty 2 everyone who voted n shared SMILES !!!!!!!!!#faust being consistently in the lead the whole poll was really funny i love you faust fans.#wait#does this mean i have to draw zappa ...white........#sighs..........................head in hands.................................................#DREADFUL. yknow what. no . nuh uh#i know there are black zappa truthers out there. im doing this for them#and also the guilty gear fandom hasnt really said anything ab it so ^__^#thank you for being so normal about it. flashbacks to the idv fandom and black weepy....... Shutters#ok ive gone off track sorry . working on these asap#thoughtz
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realizing people don't see a character the same way you do :((((
#sage speaks#oooohhh leona league of legends no one understands you like i do...#if you read rise with me you can see the relationship leona has with her parents and its easy to make you see her#as someone who never really got choices growing up. everything is decided for her and if she doesn't work up to those expectations said-#parents are dissapointed in her and well. their love is not unconditional like it should be#so no wonder when in her eyes (that part is important) the one choice she did make for herself (Diana) betrayed her#she defaults to the Solari extremeist ways because the ine choice she made ended in tragedy so she becomes what everyone around her wants#of course that doesn't excuse what she does BUT it explains it in a way#also there is no way her heart is even in it 💀💀💀#like girl literally everyone is telling you to kiss your gf please the fate of the world depends on it#also theres that scene in that one legends of runeterra trailer where she tells a guy to wait but also that trailer is soooo fuckass#like bro what is even happening WHY DID THE ARROW FLY FOR SO LONG????#do people even read these#uh#this really shoulda been a post damn idc#could expand on it more but ya know
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