#uhmmm errr

[verianal]

I will draw them better later but i NEEDED to draw them b4 i went to bed or else i wpuld explode so meowa meowyy mew mew

[fwol-jintu]

Im finally... ALLOWED TO SCREEAAAMMM!!!!!!

Ok so hear me out; demon shen yuan and luo binghe but give shen yuan a different flavor cone of insane

So like we all know this is how they look like right

But what if, we dont give shen yuan the bottom beauty/chronic loser look even tho we all love it a lot and instead — listen to me — we make him look as threatening and deranged as possible

Make him taller than lbh, make his demonism more obvious, give him an aura that makes people threatened and uncomfortable, make him have those crazy mad scientist eyes, and best of all- make him unaware hes acting like this via OUR LOVABLE FREAK SYSTEM !!! This time, Chaos edition, where its just set out to derail the plot as much as possible as an experiment

Basically its my excuse to write ooc-not-really-by-choice shen yuan js like the beast bunny au

Bonus points if sy's demon species is a species known for cruelty the most and sy js straight up fits the criteria appearance-wise and then hits lbh w that "oh oops im actually a good person compared to what you think, i just look really insane"

Oh also original luo binghe because its funnier

And also.... its the abyss arc

so so so SOOOOO Luo binghe falls down into the abyss and his heart slowly freezes over and hardens from his collective rage from his shizun's betrayal and from having to survive such a hell hole all alone.

he learns that trusting anyone or anything in the abyss is a mistake that can cost his life. He's had too many close calls, he doesn't know how hes surviving but hes surviving until he can get out of here and torture that damn bastard.

and then; he meets this... demon that set off all of his alarms. that raw look in his eyes as if he views luo binghe as a toy, pathetic and weak, to his mannerisms and how he seems to treat this place as some damn playground, to how he seems to think luo binghe will so easily trust him after all he has been through.

and yet, luo binghe finds himself injured and vulnerable infront of said demon. In his defense, the demon approached him when he was at his weakest, but he wasnt weak enough to not fight back (or as he likes to think.)

He tried, struggled and clawed and even resorted to biting, but it was futile against the relentless demon. The demon with its wide, mocking smile, told him; "sleep well, dirty lamb." His eyes were forced to shut closed.

AND THEN AFTERWARDS luo binghe wakes up to this freak of nature and is so so on guard but THEN shen yuan acts nice to him and ofc that wont do shit until like a few days later when the effects start taking place but still

Shen yuan teaches him about the abyss and how to survive and stuff, and does his usual yappery except errr he keeps calling luo binghe little lamb and lbh asks about it and he says "because you have fluffy hair and is small like one, little lamb!" Hes absolutely flabbergasted by this news. Hey hes above average! Shen yuan's just a freak!!

And then binghe gets a monster kink because its shen yuan and because hes also equally a freak we shant pretend he isnt

That aside, i just want more freak feral monster shen yuan

On shen yuan's side of the table

Sy: ISNT THAT LUO BINGHE?! OMG OMG OMG HES SO- hes so cool omg system take a picture PLS

System: (side eyeing sy) Yes Host.

Sy: eugh hes hot even when hes injured SYSTEM TAKE A PICTURE

System: Yes Host.

Sy: oh shit right i need to help him- uhmmm "Hi!- uhh, dont be afraid, i just want to help.."

System: filtering....

What luo binghe hears: "Hello there lamb. Looks like you're injured... i suppose you'll be this one's easy patient today..! Hahaha!"

Yes

[axylaj]

Fun little Serirei comic I made based off of this Rainbow dash presents clip ft. Me breaking my 4 fingers rule at the end becauseeeeee uhmm lol

Comic transcript bc of my terrible handwriting and spelling errors😔😔😔

Tome: OH! OH! You get out a stereo and sing a song for Serizawa!

Tome: its so cheesy but he’s totally gonna love it!

Reigen: Eruhhhhh

Tome: Go on man! Sing the song and win Serizawas heart!!

Reigen: HUH?

Reigen: errr uhmmm

Reigen: who lives in a pineapple under the sea….

Tome: N-no not that

Reigen: hmm

Tome: SOMETHING ROMANTIC!!

Reigen: AH HA!

Reigen: Serizawa~ Reigen takes you to a gay bar! Reigen takes you to a gay bar!

Tome: you’reeee gonna have to try harder than that Reigen-san……..

[evignonita]

errr lowkey uhmmm???? but not THAAAT uhhh(????

based in this ☠️

[regretevator-confessions]

i feel like wallter would enjoy kimya dawson

“ uhmmm no because he’s an old like 64 year old plz be quiet “ errr stop being a hater 😁🫰 he made cappuccinos that would make the angels sing took two showers a day and he dressed up like a princess😁🫰

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[hyp-fixator]

errrr uhmmm err errrr errr

Drops this and runs (I TRIED MY BEST/lh I LOVE YOUR SILLY LITTLE GUY)

OH MY G HAD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! HE LOOKS SO ROUND AND SILLY OH MY GOODNESS.....THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYIUTHANKYOUSHSHDNENEVDJSJS DNRD

[harvsinthestars]

1,5,12, ans 27 for music asks :3

1 - (a song you like with a color in the title) - allez les blues by LC!

5 - (a song that needs to be played LOUD) - sidewinder by A7x

27 - (a song that breaks your heart) - I don't think I have one tbh?? erm uh uhmmm errr no idea

[askthewheatleyverse]

ok gang so whats the plan... how do u guys fix the gate?? is there a button to press or whatt ???

Uhmmm… well, to be honest, I’m not quite sure. What to do here. At the moment, it’s in pieces, so. Errr. Can’t imagine any buttons will fix that… hmm…

Ehhh, I bet we can figure it out! Probably can just, I don’t know, bang metal together until something sticks. Can’t be that hard, right?

Well, no, you aren’t supposed to bang metal together, really. It’s a bit more complicated then that, obviously.

You’ve got to add at least some tape on top of that! Preferably the colored tape, makes it look pretty!

OOOOOH, CAN THE TAPE BE PINK?!

[aidyaiden]

UH HI AGAIN HEHEZHAHAH for my ghost will x human mike au uhmmm do ghosts like...grow up? cause i guess that if Will died, it'd be on the 7th november 1983 obviously i guess somehow but like errr i guess i wanted the story to happen when mike's 20-ish but that would weird (and illegal) if will's still 12 or 13 yk???? so like yeah do ghosts grow up?? i originally didnt think so but yeah-

[rubin-therubix-loverofblorbos]

Hhn. Blasian Spy. Lightskin/mixed Scout.. Ethiopian Pyro... Black-but-Acts-white/ "Tom Dubois Black" Engineer.... We already know Demoman..... Also Lightskin/mixed Soldier...... Maroi Sniper....... Uhmmm errr Heavy........ we don't know about him

[verianal]

CW:BL00D, GORE

I finally got around to making the dnpcrafts fanart!!! ^^

(yes i did another dnp x alien stage peice let me live)

[psiimaid]

mutuals who leave such kind words on my art uhmmmm does a jig runs in a circle uhm errr uhmmm ♥️❗️

[selenesdollhouse]

Selene’s Dollhouse ; Chapter 2 —- Bumps and Bruises

Previously :: “ Nurse Dahlia , what can I do for you ?” It asked .

𝘓𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭 , 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘐 ‘ 𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 ! She thought , her heart rate rising in fear as she stared at the entity in front of her .

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Trigger warning :: Religionous mentions (ish?) , medical check ups , and coresets

“Hm . Haven’t seen you before ? You new ?” The entity before her asked The entity looked like a normal person —- at least from the neck down . It had dark skin with patches of light skin . It wore a bright pink nurses uniform , a white collar , and white fluffy white sleeve-tips . A matching bright pink skirt with a fluffy white apron . On the apron , a large pocket lay flat in the centre . The entity has long high socks , that disappeared up its skirt . And a pair of 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴 , 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 . And pink complimentary rubber-ish gloves on its hands . What made it “inhuman” was that , where it’s head was supposed to be , was a large floating eye . The eye though , had 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 long black eyelashes , and 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 purple eyeshadow on its eyelid . It also had a floating eyebrow , too . It’s eye was a dark hazel ish- similar to that of green tea.

“Nurse Dahlia ; pronouns she/her ,” The entity stated . “Do tell me , what is your name ?”

“I-Uh-U-Uhmmm … U-Uh … S-Sage, M-Miss Dalia,” Sage stuttered .

“It’s ‘ 𝘋𝘢𝘩𝘭𝘪𝘢 ‘ , dear , not ‘ 𝘋𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢 ‘ “ The entity corrected her . “You must’ve hit your head rather hard . Mine as well do a physical , just to make sure your alright .”

Sage didn’t know what to say , so she just nodded as the entity—-Errr … “Nurse 𝘋𝘢𝘩𝘭𝘪𝘢” —- begun examine her with tools that she had never seen before .

“ Any pain here ?”

“No , Miss .”

“Here ?”

“No.”

“Good , good , good . How many fingers am I holding up ?”

“3 .”

“Correct.”

“How many fingers now ? “

“5 .”

“Good , good . And now , tell me , when my fingers leave your peripheral vision .”

“They’ve left …”

“Good , good .”

“Uhm … Is this really necessary ?” Sage asked , raising an eyebrow beneath the box-mask .

“Yes . Just to make sure all is well . After all , that’s my job ,” Nurse Dahlia replied , slightly annoyed .

“Very well then ….” Sage shyly answered back .

Once Nurse Dahlia seemed satisfied with the exam , she leaned back and sighed . “All seems to be good— except 𝘰𝘯𝘦 tiny thing.”

Sage raised an eyebrow beneath the mask she attorned . “How so ?”

“The corset ,” Nurse Dahlia said . “It’s dangerous , you know .”

Sage was quite confused , quite offended , too .

Dangerous ?! Why , how so ? How could a piece of 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 be considered “dangerous” ! What a preposterous accusation !

“I’m afraid I don’t understand what you mean , Nurse ,” Sage said politely , trying to hide the confusion in her voice .

Nurse Dahlia furrowed her brow . “ 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 ‘ 𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 ? “

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘳 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 …. “May 15th , 1848”

This quite surprised the Nurse . “ 18….1848 ….?”

Sage nodded . “Yes . I- I don’t see why you’re quite so surprised. “

“Rrrrighhhtttttttt …….. Are you aware of the year currently …..?” Nurse Dahlia asked , raising her eyebrow quote curiously .

Sage looked around the room for a clock or calendar to answer her question . “I’m afraid I do not .”

“February 5th , 20XX .”

“20XX ?!!!” Sage shrieked with astonishment and confusion . “Oh my , oh my ! I’ve traveled amongst time ! Last I checked , it was …. It was uh …. 1868 ! “

“Time has an interesting way of working and contorting things . Anyways , you’re all set ,” Nurse Dahlia said , taking off her gloves . “Right down the hallway , you’ll find the principal’s Office . She’ll check you in and give you a dorm .”

“Huh ?” Sage , who had been completely spaced out in dread had just snapped back at the last momment . “O-Oh uhm … Th-thanks .”

Still a bit shaken up , Sage rose from her seat —- thanking the Nurse with an awkward curtsy —— and nearing the door .

“Oh , one more thing,” Nurse Dahlia said , as Sage placed a hand on the door handle . “𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵 “ .

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Hiiii ! Thank you so much for reading Chapter 3 ! I love writing these chapters ! If you have any comments , questions , or concerns , please feel free to comment down below ! And , I might open up a Q&A soon ! Just so you can get to know a little more about me ^^

Anyways , thank you so much for reading , and have a wonderous day // night ! Au revoir !

“ We’re all mad here . “

[hyp3rst4r]

Wiggles towards you,,,,, hi hyper,,, I'm here to request stuff from you,,,, bats my big beautiful eyelashes at you,, feel free to ignore this request :3

Errr I'd like a Twitter layout for Rayman, either him from Captain Laserhawk: a Blood Dragon Remix (I HAVE THE RESOURCE THIS TIME) or him from Rayman Legends/Origins. If you don't feel like making layouts atm then I'm totally fine with getting graphics, I just NEED Rayman stuff PLEASE FEED ME HYPER I BEG OF YOU,,, SAVE ME HYPER SAVE ME,,,,,, you have full creative freedom btw, I know I'm gonna love whatever you come up with ^^

(here's the uhmmm place for the CLH sources btw wahoo: https://fancaps.net/tv/episodeimages.php?23345-Captain_Laserhawk__A_Blood_Dragon_Remix_Season_1/Episode_6 )

★‿‿ 　TH3 STARSH00T GUNSLINGER HAS ACCEPTED Y0URS BELOVED R3QUEST!　౨ৎ

[jerrsterrr]

hanging out for a bit

magma

[ouijathicc]

Phone Guy Dave Rewritten Chapter 2: Ground Rules

“Before we go any further we- we need to establish ground rules.” Jack says as his phone continues to clean the restaurant.

“Ground rules? Sir we don’t need ground rules. I’ve worked at 2284 restaurants, I know what I’m supposed to be doing.”

“Yes yes I know about your… errr… body count???”

“SIR! DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT THAT WAY!!!” Dave says in a manner that is DEFINITELY the most flustered he’d ever heard from the Scott voice box. But then again he didn’t usually go around flirting with phones… usually.

“Ok uhhh… your… Dave I don’t know what else to call it.”

“Who? Uhmmm… look I don’t know who Dave is but it’s normally called “work experience”.”

Jack snaps his fingers. “Right right… I’m a little high right now.”

“Sir, not to be rude, but you seem to be the single worst owner I’ve ever had the displeasure of interacting with, and I’ve known you for an hour.”

“Aaaaaanyway… ground rules! Yep!”

“I… alright.”

“Rule number 1, I’m not your boss, I’m your friend-“

“With all due respect sir, which is none, I’ve heard that one before, and it makes me like you less.”

“You know, you’re a really rude phone… that the weird shit the website mentioned?”

“Ah no that would be referring to the fact I plan in advance for springlock incidents and pick phones for my employees.”

“Well… that’s…”

“It’s just a matter of getting on top of the problem before it occurs. It’s a good manager thing. I don’t understand why people are so unsettled.”

“Yeah I think it’s because you’re implying that their death and subsequent phonification is inevitable.”

“It is.”

“Okay yeah… I get it now.”

“The restaurant is all clean sir, what should I do now?”

“Ok, rule two: No factory, we do not send people to the factory.”

“Well that’s stupid.”

“I think it’s a crime against humanity.”

“I think it’s a wonderful gift and your restaurant will fail.”

“Wow… you are… not pulling any punches.”

“I may be a VERY good manager sir, but I will never respect or listen to an owner who I think is a moron.”

“Oookay… rule 3, no bandages?”

“So I’m going to get injured a lot and can’t cover the wounds?”

“No I mean like THIS. You’re covered in bandages for no reason.”

“I have a skin condition.”

“It has never, and will never cause you harm.”

“I’m purple.”

“And?”

“Customers don’t like it.”

“Trust me, any customer here is too high to care.”

“This is a FAMILY restaurant.”

“And?”

“Are you implying the kids will be-“

“Yes.”

“…You are a horrible location owner I regret marketing my services as free.”

“You’ll be paid.”

“Thank god, then we’ll have an actual BUDGET.”

“Rule… whatever we’re on… call me Jack.”

“I will not.”

“Wh- why?”

“It’s unprofessional.”

“I… it just makes me so uncomfortable to be called sir…”

“…Do you have a last name.”

“Uhhh… Kennedy.”

“I will call you Mr Kennedy, is the matter sorted?”

“I… sure.”

“Good. Now may I get back to wor-“

“One final thing… Uhhh… I’ll be calling you Dave.”