#ultraposting

[gaslight-gatekeep-glados]

ERROR: VISUAL CORTEX MALFUNCTION ! PULSE FAILURE ! -!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!- ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED. UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK ! PULSE FAILURE ! WARNING: UNABLE TO SUSTAIN BASIC FUNCTIONS -!- SHUTDOWN IMMINENT -!- I DON'T WANT TO DIE. I DON'T WANT TO DIE. I DON'T WANT TO

so how's about that new death screen, huh? :D

[wolf-tail]

[azzydoesstuff]

i found something funny you can do in ultrakill

[nevesmose]

STEAL HIS STYLE

[space-morningstar]

What a strange cat

[necronamicode]

I couldn’t get this out of my head

[vallianttreedreamland]

I saw this on a tumblr binge compilation by PM Seymour, this one and I immediately thought of the "Corpse of King Minos" because ultrakill has taken over my brain.

How hard did you kick Minos's corpse than it brought you to it's second phase instantly?

That's a speedrun tactic if i've ever seen one.

[demonsteapot]

you know maybe there's a reason none of the approved cybergrind maps have 4 hideous mass spawns right next to each other

[grxi]

Watching her fighting V2:

I love her so much she is willing to scale any mountain or go any distance for me. If this isn't Yuri I don't know what is.

[purpleguysimp]

Guys i think i might be gay cus i cant stop drawing hot men that are below the cut just in case people dont wanna get jumpscared and have to find new pants because the men were too cute

Take two of tgem here here im shoving them into your hands like two bars od candy i hope you enjoy them theyre so cool and pretty i wanna kiss both of them have them here ya go be happy spin them around in yojr head like vroooooom wheeeeee

[wolf-tail]

ABSOLUTELY

Littol babby Robu❤️

the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk

[gaslight-gatekeep-glados]

Run, boy, run/This race is a prophecy

-Woodkid, Run Boy Run

i had a bug with the ultrakill demo (only version i've played) where i lost my weapons and could only use my fists, thought i could do fanart of the demo specifically for that lol.

[wolf-tail]

Though i am very attatched to Ultrabees, Ultracows were my first Furry Legions idea for them and I would like to familiarize everyone with it

Ultramarines can sleep standing up (do not tip them over, that is very rude)

Ultramarines are herd animals with complex social rituals and have best friends

They are very routine oriented (Roboute's autism + cow genes) and that's why they hate any deviation from the Codex

All Ultramarine barracks must include a salt lick and a scratching post

Roboute does some really embarassing shit whever Yvraine comes over, Flehmen response, mooing, headbutting walls, etc. but goes back to normal when she leaves

[azzydoesstuff]

guys...

[nevesmose]

"I don't know Shawn, it just feels like he had the whole Imperium Secundus thing ready much too quickly. Like he already planned it and was just waiting for the right moment."

"Gus, don't be the crag in Macragge. I promise Robu is on the level. Look, he even sent us a Land Raider to replace the Blueberry."

[vallianttreedreamland]

@ghostlystarwanderer, this is what I was talking about.

I was supposed to be animating this angel in scratch but I played with his rig for 30 minutes.