#ultrakillposting

[azzydoesstuff]

i found something funny you can do in ultrakill

[silly-goobr]

Why do I get into all the media where stuff is bad or doomed to be bad I DON’T WANT V1 TO DIE BUT WHAT WILL IT DO WHEN THE HELL MASSACRE IS OVER

[the-ultrasideblog]

mindflayer + kitr for the two people who requested them, i apologize that kitr isn’t as geometric as before though, yknow, beginner artist and stuff

[azzydoesstuff]

guys...

[silly-goobr]

THE ULTRA UPDATE IS OUT GO REPLAY 7-4 RQ

[the-ultrasideblog]

hello hi yes i’m remaking the other post here.

pls suggest ultrakill characters 4 me 2 draw!!!!!

i need 2 get better at art!!! (beginner artist!!!)

[ggrimboy]

GOOD FUCKING GOD

[absolutelyzoned]

ok we can move on i can deal with tgis 💪 back to ultrakillposting chat

[azzydoesstuff]

this guy would DEFINITELY fall for this looney toons ass shit

put some pants on. slut

[poogieparadinium]

ultrakillposting again… the Earthmover theme sharing snippets of Gabriel’s leitmotif is driving me up the WALL what does it MEAN

[azzydoesstuff]

Elf, turn back now. The presents under this tree are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the spirit of christmas. ...Your gift is made. As the merry hand of Santa Claus, I shall GIVE YOU COAL. And you will become naughty once more. BEHOLD! THE JOLLINESS OF AN ANGEL!!

Ahh... Christmas at last. Oh, Santa Claus... now dawns thy season of giving... and thy gifts shall GLISTEN before the christmas trees of man! Creature of snow, my jolliness upon thee for my presents. But the naughtiness thy kind have commited against the christmas spirit is NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is COAL!!

The workshop... The north pole... All gone... with christmas soon to follow... You kind know nothing but naughtiness, stole all of the gifts from under the christmas trees, and yet they remain un-jolly... As do you. You've taken everything from me, elf. And now all that remains is MERRY NAUGHTINESS. ...Elf, I will take your presents, give you coal, splay the gifts of your naughty acts across the POLE! I will take your ornaments down until the very SNOWFLAKES ASK FOR PRESENTS! My stockings shall be MERRY, gifting you HERE AND NOW!!

A visitor? ...Hmm, indeed... I have been jolly long enough. The workshop of the north pole has long since forgotten my gifts, and I am MERRY to make them remember. However, the coal of Santa Claus stains your hands, and I must admit... I am curious about your gifts, elf. And so, before I travel through the cities, and SPREAD the cheer of christmas... YOU shall do as milk and cookies. Come forth, child of christmas... and be JOLLY.

[silly-goobr]

best kind of art is ultrakill fanart with blood and blood and gore and fear and fury and perseverance and perfect hatred and blood and blood and fighting and blood

[silly-goobr]

v1 ultrakill?

hey google. are visceral cravings for human blood a normal side effect of hrt?

[sierra0451]

sorry for the ultrakillposting, it will happen again

[radioactive-yuri]

please ultrakillpost

well since you asked so nicely. im not doing it xoxo