#undatable bracket

[undatablebracket]

OUTDATED POST

Last updated 8/18/23, please check the bracket posts for the most up-to-date competitor list.

Sorted alphabetically by game for easy searching.

These are (almost) all of the bracket participants! There are a few who are still up in the air. Please do not get upset with me if your blorbo did not qualify; I did my best to research each game I was unfamiliar with. The most common reason for a character to be disqualified was being from a game without any romance at all.

Note that some of these may be removed, as my attempts at research may not have been sufficient.

Madoka Aoyagi from Aokana Four Rhythms Across the Blue

Reiko Satou from Aokana Four Rhythms Across the Blue

Nahara from The Arcana

Nazali from The Arcana

Nasmira from The Arcana

Natiqa from The Arcana

Brasidas from Assassin's Creed: Odyssey

Soma Jarlskona from Assassin's Creed: Valhalla

Alfira from Baldur's Gate 3

Volo from Baldur's Gate 3

Mallory from Black Closet

oniontheif from Blooming Panic: Full Bloom Edition

Mossie from Cattails

Guinevere from Code: Realize

Kotoho Sakuragawa from collar x malice

Antonio from Coral Island

Helene Leventis from Crown and the Flame - Choices (mobile app)

Owen Herriot from Cupid Parasite

Viktor Vector from Cyberpunk 2077

Johnny Silverhand from Cyberpunk 2077

Goro Takemura from Cyberpunk 2077

Mayor Mingus from Dialtown

Jerry from Dialtown

Pierre from Dialtown

Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club

The Arishok from Dragon Age 2

Varric Tethras from Dragon Age 2

Avaline Vallen from Dragon Age 2

Vivienne de Fer from Dragon Age Inquisition

Cole from Dragon Age Inquisiton

Scout Lace Harding from Dragon Age: Inquisition

Cremisius "Krem" Aclassi from Dragon Age: Inquisition

Sten from Dragon Age: Origins

Quizzmaster Quinn from Dream Daddy

Morgott the Grace-Given from Elden Ring

Matthew Gursky from Emily is Away

Magnolia from Fallout 4

Nick Valentine from Fallout 4

Phila from Fire Emblem Awakening

The Gatekeeper from Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Hypnos from Hades

Orpheus and Eurydice from Hades

Chaos from Hades

Charon from Hades

Sisyphus from Hades

Alecto from Hades

Azami Koshiba from Hatoful Boyfriend

Blanc Lapin from Ikemen Revolution

Lyla Park from Life is Strange 2

Kyousuke Natsume from Little Busters!

Javik from Mass Effect

Urdnot Wrex from Mass Effect

Zaeed Massani from Mass Effect

Mordin Solus from Mass Effect 2 & 3

The Illusive Man from Mass Effect 2 + 3

Samara from Mass Effect 2, Mass Effect 3

Evfra de Tershaav from Mass Effect Andromeda

Zevin Raeka from Mass Effect Andromeda

Jeff "Joker" Moreau from Mass Effect trilogy

Moss Mann from Monster camp

Gerard from Monster Camp and Monster Roadtrip

Tate from Monster Prom

Sadie from Monster Prom 3: Road Trip and Monster Prom 2: Camp

Jerry the Murderer from Monster Prom series

Mali from My Time at Portia

Jaehee Kang from Mystic Messenger

Vanderwood from Mystic Messenger

Shinbi from Nameless (the one thing you must recall)

Soi from Nameless (the one thing you must recall)

Thirteen from Obey Me! One Master to Rule Them All

Aurora Emery from Open Heart - Choices

Jeremy King from Our Life: Beginning & Always

Miranda from Our Life: Beginnings & Always

Terry from Our Life: Beginnings & Always

Rio Iwasaki from Persona 3 Portable

Junpei Iori from Persona 3 Portable

Yosuke Hanamura from Persona 4

Kanji Tatsumi from Persona 4

Goro Akechi from Persona 5

Yusuke Kitagawa from Persona 5

Ryūji Sakamoto from Persona 5

Eothas from Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire

Grim from Romancelvania

Gaius from Rune Factory 3

Illuminata from Rune Factory 4

Porcoline Tulle De Saint-Coquille from rune factory 4

Ventuswill from Rune Factory 4

Lin Fa from Rune Factory 4

Volkanon from Rune Factory 4

Terry from Rune Factory 5

Malix from Seduce Me the Otome

Halek Prince from Shepherds of Haven

Bao-Dur from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

Clint from Stardew ValleyGus from Stardew Valley

Jodi from Stardew Valley

Kent from Stardew Valley

Krobus from Stardew Valley

Linus from Stardew Valley

Marnie from Stardew Valley

Mayor Lewis from Stardew Valley

Sandy from Stardew Valley

Robin from Stardew Valley

The Wizard (aka. M. Rasmodius) from Stardew Valley

Clemens from Story of Seasons Pioneers of Olive Town

Jacopo from Story of Seasons Pioneers of Olive Town

Karina from Story of Seasons Pioneers of Olive Town

Flora from Story of Seasons: A Wonderful Life

Lars from Story of Seasons Pioneers of Olive Town

Brynjolf from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Cicero from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Erandur from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Faendal from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Hadvar from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

J'zargo from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Miraak from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Seranna from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Teldryn Sero from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Ondolemar from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Olivia Vanderwall Nevrakis from The Royal Romance - Choices

Iorveth from The Witcher 2

Vernon Roche from The Witcher 2

Julian Alfred Pankratz (Dandelion/Jaskier) from The Witcher 3

Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy from The Witcher 3

Karen Hanatsubaki from Tokimeki Memorial Girl's Side 3

Arihiko Inui from Tsukihime

Yumizuka Satsuki from Tsukihime

Alicia Rosales from XOXO Droplets

[most-datable-undatable]

[wonderxshows]

cracks my knuckles. im ant to write poll propaganda

[let-me-date-them-bracket]

It's here! This is a list for new characters only, so don't worry that Round 1 losers aren't here. I still remember about them.

@tournament-announcer

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Hey I don't know if you do promos of other poll blogs but I'm doing a new poll bracket over at most-datable-undatable if anyone is interested in submitting characters over there!

Sure! That sounds like a fun idea, i've definitely been sad over undatable characters before.

@most-datable-undatable

[leastdatablebracket]

I'm all for eliminating the age inappropriate specific nominations too, not just because they ruin the vibe the tournament was going for but it sucks trying to vote against them. I wanted to send Lorenz propaganda because he's a misogynistic classist asshole, but it's weird being like "trust me he's more undateable than a 10yo, which is also bad, but he's worse"

I think a fair compromise to avoid drama for eliminating these characters is 1 poll of like "who was the worst choice to allow as a romance option in game?" featuring Ken, Kawakami, Ohya, etc. So it's separate from the overall tournament and none of them end up winning simply because the game MC specifically dating them would be gross, but also people still get to dunk on those romance options too and one of them gets to be crowned The Worst.

Yeah, I have people in my notes accusing anyone who voted for Lorenz as supporting pedophilia, when people just want to dunk on a character that they hate. It kills the vibe of "haha let's fight over which character sucks the most".

I won't do an entirely separate bracket for ethical entries but throwing them all in one massive poll might work.

[last-answer]

GUYS JAE.HEE IS IN THE UNDATEABLE BRACKET I NEED HER TO WIN SO BAD

[follower-bond-fight]

Is it ok I humbly ask for Yu Narukami for the undatable bracket? I know he's the protagonist, but he is undatable (and such a wonderful guy, especially in the P4 anime and P4A spinoffs and P4D).

Thank you so much for reading! Have a fantastic day!

Uh. I'm not Undatable Bracket

@undatablebracket I think I got your anon!

[goldenretriever-boyfriend]

VOTE HARRY FOR MOST DATEABLE UNDATEABLE CHARACTER!!!

@let-me-date-them-bracket

[tournamentdirectory]

It's a game. There's this awesome romantic or sexual prospect...only, the game won't let you do that with them. @let-me-date-them-bracket finds the most dateable undateable character in all of games.

[demonicheadcanons]

Matchup Guidelines / Tips

Please check my bio first to see if matchups are currently open ^^

Matchups are for Obey Me! only. Here are some codes you can put in brackets at the start of your matchup to direct me a bit more. If you don’t put A or B I’ll just assume you’re okay with all characters.

(B) = Brothers only

(A) = All characters, so brothers and the undateables (excluding Luke, because he is a child)

(P) = Private. If you send this, it must be off-anon, so that I can respond privately

As an additional note, looks contribute very little to my final decision on who to pair you with unless its things like you having piercings, tattoos, unnaturally dyed hair, etc. You can include whatever information you want, but it’s easier for me to base decisions off personality, hobbies, etc. Please keep it as SFW as possible ^^

I also usually take standard requests. You can find more information on my pinned post.

[undatablebracket]

undatable character bracket!

is there anything sadder than realizing that your absolute favorite character in a game cannot be romanced? this is the bracket for you! or, well, for those characters.

Competitors will be judged on which one the voter most wishes was a romance option.

Rules for submission

Characters submitted MUST originate from a piece of media with romance options that can be chosen between by the player.

Characters submitted must NOT be a main romance option.

Characters who are not main romance options are eligible, even if they can have romantic moments with the player character. For example, Scout Harding from Dragon Age: Inquisition is eligible.

Characters who use relationship mechanics but whose dynamic with the player character can never be romantic are eligible, such as Krobus from Stardew Valley.

No contemporary real people or characters based on them.

Fictionalized versions of historical figures are allowed.

Use your best judgement on why you think a character should be romanceable.

for example, please don't submit characters who have a relevant age difference or are related to the player character.

Please only submit individual romances.

For example, The Entire Thieves Guild from Skyrim is not a valid submission. Please submit those characters individually instead.

Duos or small groups that would make sense to be a single romance option are fine, such as Orpheus and Eurydice from Hades as a single submission.

Submissions will run for two weeks, from August 3rd to August 17th.

Links and tags

FAQ/About

Confirmed character list

#now fight - polls

#wrangler.txt - responses to asks and miscellaneous text posts

[most-datable-undatable]

[alteredphoenix]

Untitled Demon Hunter!Alleria one-shot (WoW)(WIP)

An idea, undated, although if memory serves me right this was around the early fall 2019, with a summary written on this app on my phone (that I don’t really like and don’t really use, in all honesty):

“A turn of the hand, a turn of the clock. (Or, the final hour of the Quel’dorei has come and gone. As one of the very few, pure high elves left on Azeroth, Alleria knows there is no kind future waiting for them. Yet perhaps something can be made for the world, ruined as she is; and there is only one person mad enough to see that there is life worth living and the eternal suffering of unrest avoided.)”

Underneath this summary are some tags/descriptors (rather, they’re reminders I put there because my memory’s spirit animal may be a goldfish) in brackets: “Third War AU, Demon Hunter!Alleria; condensed one-shot version; Alleria/Illidan.

This was a story intended to be pretty bleak. In this AU, Arthas is more relentless in his assault on the Kingdom of Quel’Thalas and, on top of defiling the Sunwell, aptly raises all the dead high elves into undeath to turn on the survivors. Needless to say, by the time the Battle of Mount Hyjal is over and done with the Quel’dorei are truly on the brink of extinction. From there, the details get iffy; I only had two scenes in mind at the time. One was of Alleria making the trek to the Black Temple to undergo the demon hunter ritual. The other was Alleria, more demon than high elf, staying behind with Illidan in the Seat of the Pantheon to watch over Sargeras - this time for an eternity, because the Quel’dorei are still struggling and she has nothing else left to lose. Although this last scene comes from a separate iteration that came from me messing around with ideas, in which all the Windrunners are wiped out, Arator was never born, and there simply aren’t enough high elves - which by then are sin’dorei - around to rebuild the Kingdom of Quel’Thalas (so that means no Liadrin to reform the Blood Knights, Mu’ru most likely never gets the chance to redeem the blood elves, Lor’themar is either good as dead or never becomes Regent-Lord, and Kael’thas either dies, withers, or simply goes off the deep end again trying to slake his mana thirst). The Quel’dorei’s ultimate fate is to either comingle with the lesser races to repopulate their numbers (half-elves might have it easier in this AU; most elves in general don’t seem very keen on mating with races that aren’t as proud and long-living as them, and humans in WoW don’t seem bothered by mixed races) or be condemned to live out their lives as homeless brigands and anti-Light/anti-Death avengers pissing off the Alliance of Lordaeron - a little more beaten, but much more hardened because Sylvanas isn’t around to give Garithos a kick in the head; going by the cosmology chart, they’d either double down on the Arcane (Order) with help from the Kirin Tor (reluctance being on the part of the Quel’dorei), suck it up and learn druidism from the night elves (Life), or go apeshit and tap into the Void (Shadow) as a Fuck You to the Light.

However, since the doc was labeled a one-shot, things are slightly better: the Quel’dorei still get dunked on but manage to become Sin’dorei; Lirath survives the Second War and either becomes a Scryer or a demon hunter (this assuming he canonically possesses combat ability at all, but just for the sake of this story let’s pretend he does), Vereesa hards the fuck up over the Sin’dorei’s place in the Horde and decides it’s better to bitch about the Legion and the Scourge still kicking than Lor’themar, and Alleria still gets to smash Illidan, which just absolutely blows Maiev’s mind and every other night elf’s mind. (YMMV on whether or not Kael’thas gets an intervention and whether or not Sylvanas and Nathanos are around long enough to either avoid undeath or, at the very least, make it to Shadowlands without ever becoming leaders of the Horde via the Jailer. The jury’s also out as to whether or not Thrall gets his head out of his ass and decides he should either stay Warchief, make Vol’jin Warchief, not make Garrosh Warchief or make sure he sticks around and insist Garrosh doesn’t be a dickhead and push his advisors away. If everyone’s lucky, they can avoid everything from Cataclysm to Battle for Azeroth, but this also hinges on the variable that Wrathion makes it to BfA in one piece and someone gladly Russian Slaps some sense into him to not kickstart Warlords of Draenor and Legion while he’s in hiding and, you know, not owning up to his mistakes very early on.

Honestly there are too many variables to take into account, but you get the idea.)

[let-me-date-them-bracket]

Presenting a brand new sequel!

"Let Me Date Them!: Impossible College Love"

Play as Anon-kun as he begins as new semester at Generic College!

Anon-kun didn't expect much as he walked onto college campus, but his expectations are turned upside down. When he's suddenly finds himself the center of attention of several, previously undatable, hotties!

Now he must balance college classes, college projects, and his newfound love life with his fellow peers. Can Anon-kun find his one true love at the end of the semester? Or will the pressure of both college and love will make him collapse before the semester is even over...

Disclaimer: Neither me or the poll runner own any right to the images used in the title screen.

Developer Notes:

Hiii I'm like super excited for this new bracket, so I made a new fake title screen for it! The true squeal to the original game!

I hope you like the finished product, tried to diversify the characters and stuff. I also hope you have a fun time running the tournament!

Thank you so much!!! It's beautiful <3.

[druvs-tavern-of-tea-and-books]

Listen I’m a person who submitted Shamir for a bracket for undatable video game characters. (Because I’m a really really mad sapphic). Why would I betray Shamir?

Semifinals: Battle of the bi ladies

Remember, I don't want the one you like the most. I want the one you'd fuck.

Feel free to post your justifications in the tags/comments!