#underdone

[yellowballoonx]

[black-and-yellow]

[chaos-potat]

Been a while since I've drawn @angelpuns Kid Leo It probably won't be the last time I draw him

[johnny1note]

my cake fell apart and im being so brave about it

[gigamuffin]

i get so irrationally frustrated when i see a jack aubrey that doesn't meet my standards of thickness its stupid

[raiseupyourbat]

Making cinnamon-butterscotch tart tonight in celebration 👀

[crabsnpersimmons]

Dear Crabsie,

I have brought thou a gift to defend thyself against any fishy thoughts, especially those which bringeth with them sadness and disdain, have these items to fortify your mind :

Okay have a nice day 🫂✨💕💥‼️

Dearest Starrie,

I was so thrilled upon receiving your notice of such a thoughtful gift that my joy rivalled that of my passing exam mark! However, I was simply aghast to discover that your gift had fell victim to the capricious nature of my postal service! I was looking forward to disrupting the tender tranquility of my housemates with my sweet kicks, but alas, the universe deemed this gift too powerful—too dangerous on the wrong feet. I am unworthy of such a gift. I only pray that whoever has received such a paragon of personal footwear will give them the honour and care that they deserve.

Your Humble Jestie,

Crabs

meanwhile...

but where did the other shoe go?

[halfbaked00q]

OH YEAH. okay one thing I DO want to talk about from Skyfall. That I think we should be talking about more. is the "he went into the priest hole for TWO (2) DAYS" thing.

I had like. known that was A Thing, but ig didn't see or forgot what it looked like. but the first look at it I was like. whoa. this is.... how do I say. like there's something visceral and primal and primitive about it just being bare rock. and I made a comment about how insane that is, and esp seeing the mine/cave-like rock and the thought of TWO DAYS down there.. that it's sth "like returning to some sort of primordial earthly womb (tomb)"

but then later they showed that the priest hole is NOT just like a bolthole. but a whole-ass tunnel system!!! EXTRA wild! what was Bond doing down there? WHERE exactly was he in the priest hold then? Was he hunkered down in some corner? Was he wandering around the caves like some sort of primordial spectre.

also there's something interesting/cool about it being like. seemed like it was just going to be a bolthole, and then they revealed it was this whole-ass tunnel system. Skyfall has a lot of maze/hidden/hiding symbolism, and there's something interesting about there being this, like. hidden earthly labyrinth at the heart/hearth/underneath Skyfall.

also the idea of baby Bond wandering a stone labyrinth under the very bones of his ancestral home after the death of his parents... and the whole when he came out he wasn't a boy anymore or whatever it was exactly Kincade said.... hmmm......... Minotaur? Minotaur vibes perhaps? I think there is something here- I think there's something to be said about hidden monstrosity/adversity bringing out monstrosity in us, plus the whole nature/nurture question of like, Bond and HIS "nature," was he born brutal or was he made brutal

(by his career, by his forging as a 00 agent, by M's machinations-- speaking of machinations. but okay god the way she. Manages him... I DO think there's a lot of interesting parts throughout the movies but there was a particular moment in Skyfall when she was like. hunt them down. for Ronson. like ggngng that was like. the emotional equivalent of those loop/stick leashes they use to capture stray dogs.... lowering the loop around his neck and tightening... and then once it's tightened she can move him around cuz it's a stick and not just a rope leash, she can literally physically lead him...) (and also the nature/nurture question of Silva's rats thing)

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Im THIS close to adding on the lil review screen "Whoever is making the southern food? I love you."

Because they made fucking GUMBO and im gonna cRY its SO GOOD

[flashhwing]

Guy who's so worried about undercooking their chicken they almost always overcook it

[altruistic-meme]

you can tell i do not bake often bc my dumbass didn't consider that the cookies were gonna be thick and therefore not cook in the middle. ouh. fuck?

[agoddamneddelight]

chidi anagonye would loveeee a memory gun unfortunately. he’s got the same paranoid genius rizz

[melonsodatears]

omg azura!!! azura mentioned!!!!

[dreissigconversion]

I'm unfortunately in a tug-of-war game with the fact I'm kinda hungry and the fact I'm the one who'll have to cook if I choose to eat.

[infernal-lamb]

Cotl only having 3 female characters is crazy honestly. prob one of my more prominent critiques. I hope there’s more cool women characters in future updates because……😔 I can’t begin the lesbionics otherwise…..

[tendercherie]

shawarma chicken pita with cucumber, bell pepper, cherry tomatoes and feta crumbles