#unhinged yap

[demonslayerunhinged]

I've always wondered why Sanemi made this statement. He could've said 'Why are you here?', 'What are you doing here?' and so on but he chooses to use the word 'spying'. It almost seems like Tanjiro (bestest boy ❤) walked in on something he wasn't supposed to see.

Unhinged theory: This wasn't just a normal spar or hashira training moment, this was a private conversation between Sanemi and Giyuu.

Let me explain:

We all know that Sanemi hates Giyuu's 'I'm not like you guys attitude' and it's also funny how he's the only one who addresses this and tries to get an explanation out of him. It's a way to show that he cares but his aggressive nature makes it seem commanding and angry.

So he goes (by his own volition, mind you!) to Giyuu's crib to talk to him. but how do the two emotionally-stunted men talk to each other? By fighting of course!

Even the fight itself seems more like a dance or a conversation rather than actual training, there's also the background music that mixes the themes of both guys.

This all culmulates to the final move which has Sanemi trying to break through and talk to Giyuu and Giyuu bless his heart unintentionally keeping up his barriers.

Another point that shows how it's more than a friendly hashira training session is the fact that Sanemi suggests that they brawl it out. There's nothing that will come out of this training-wise and it seems like it's just an excuse to get some kind of reaction out of Giyuu.

Then Tanjiro (bestest boy ❤) interrupts their conversation so Sanemi gets pissed. He even rants about it hours later!

Look at his dude, like why so angry my guy? 😂

It got me thinking, what would have happened if Tanjiro (bestest boy ❤) hadn't interrupted?

[joejhang]

NEED the aftg fandom to stop demonising andrew just let him exist. sleeping with his arms draped over the steering wheel, smashing his racquet against the wall when he got scored on, staring at neil in silence for a full minute after finding out what the foxes named the cats, "what are you doing with a maserati?" "driving it.", drinking hot chocolate and watching movies with bee, buying neil armbands so he doesn't have to see his scars, running up and down the stairs in the stadium, falling asleep on the beanbag in the dorms, muttering something that makes renee laugh under his breath during an interview, studying criminology for the shits n giggles, clocking jeremy immediately and going back and gossiping to renee about it, buying clubbing clothes for neil, UGH andrew minyard you will always be loved by me.

[kaechu1]

Apollo: you see a girl with a period stain, what's the right way to let her know?

Hermes: period💅🏼~

y/n: OH MY HEAVENS, DID SOMEBODY STABBED YOU???

[lylacynth13]

I think my favorite leoneed headcanons are the ones where they’re a little unhinged. For funsies

Like Ichika climbed a tree twice when she was a kid and I firmly believe she would do it again. yeah maybe she’d hesitate a bit but if urged enough (bullied by saki) she’d climb one. Probably scale the whole thing before realizing how far she’s climbed. The climber

Honami I think could beat all of leoneed in a pillow fight single-handedly. By throwing all of them onto the couch. Pretty easily. They stop targeting her in pillow fights pretty quickly

Shiho is insane at hide and seek. She can find someone in five seconds flat and completely vanish into the air. Leoneed has made her use this for evil before

saki’s gotten into a fight and would get into a fight again. People usually think it’s Shiho or Ichika that would get into a fight but I think it’s saki. Wasn’t getting into a dramatic physical fight on her bucket list? Yeah she’d get into a fight

also never have them be on the same team ever they would dominate I think. I imagine when they were younger kids would complain so the teachers would have to split them up whenever the class was separated into teams

I also really like the idea of them being menaces during sleepovers but specifically at the tenma house specifically to mess with Tsukasa. At the hinomori household Shizuku turns it into a girls night (much to Shiho’s chagrin) and at the hoshino and mochizuki households their behavior is perfectly fine. And then at the tenma household Tsukasa walks downstairs to grab water only to find Ichika on the fridge, shiho doing the family guy death pose at the bottom of the stairs, saki crawling out from under the couch, and Honami smiling sweetly in the center of all the disarray, completely untouched.

[otaku553]

Found out this Saturday that if you make a PowerPoint to summarize one piece in over 24 hours on not-very-good-wifi, you can only summarize up to the end of Marineford and it will take about 2.5 hours

Also apparently if you speak nonstop for 2.5 hours your voice Will Go Hoarse. Who knew

[nox-in-a-box]

i love them...they're just so cute together...

[luxurystark-jackson]

“you can’t stand that he’s mine” crowley please you can’t call the incest out like that

[writeouswriter]

They keep giving Burn Gorman small roles with fuckass haircuts and atrocious outfits in movies because they know people wouldn't know how to control themselves if they didn't, they don't want the masses to see how beautiful and powerful he really is because then the public will wake up to the realization these conventional Hollywood appearance standards are all bland and empty and they'll have to admit continuously hiring a stream of generic featureless pretty boys was a mistake and concede to the fact that the people yearn for Burn, which the world is just not ready for, BUT I AM; please please please give that man an actual major lead role in something good where he's not evil and doesn't die and isn't just a subplot there for a short amount of time, and leave his hair alone, I'm begging you, he may look scary to YOU, but his attractiveness just slapped me in the face like the hand of God, and his acting has taken hold of me, leave me alone

[mellohiizz]

mel mellohiizz............ can i beg for uu!parrot and uu!clownpierce art

i love the parallels between them, it's so fun to think about

[demonslayerunhinged]

Seeing this chibi version of Sanemi for some reason made me realize just how severe his scars actually are.

Do you ever think in his very, very rare quiet moments he feels insecure about his appearance?

Like he feels that he's ugly and no one will love him or find him attractive because of his scars and his lack of eyebrows?

Shhhhhhhh it's ok Nemi, you're very much loved. In fact there's a pale, dark-haired beauty that's pining for you right at this moment. ❤️

[joejhang]

tsc was such a cultural reset bc for so long all we had was neil's (unreliable) narration and some small snippets from the extra content for povs. neil's narrator bias is actually insane and as much as i love him i'm so fucking glad we have jean and jeremy's povs they were so fucking refreshing and not just EXY EXY EXY EXY andrew's eyes andrew's hair EXY EXY EXY EXY EXY EXY homoerotic monologue about kevin day EXY EXY EXY EXY andrew minyard EXY EXY EXY

[wiredalienvampire]

today i had been thinking a lot about black spy and I might have had a revelation about myself... oops..

[player016]

Let’s talk about Hwang Junho, the one-man army, and the incredible threat he poses to the games.

If he were to take it upon himself to become a mercenary, an assassin who sneaks onto the island to kill the VIPs, he could take the whole Korean game down.

If he traveled internationally and did the same without getting caught or killed, he could destroy the whole thing.

If the VIPs realize their lives are in danger and that the gamerunners have lost control of the games, they won’t go back. They won’t fund them anymore.

I don’t think it would even take more than a few deaths.

Of course this would put Junho’s life at incredible risk from assassination attempts and the like, but can you imagine his world tour of vengeance and carnage and the devastating effect it could have?

[ohai-there]

post canon SVSSS x minato hokage era naruto crossover where it's scumplane (bcos i love scumplane) heading to the elemental nations on official business for some reason or another (maybe theres a barrier between their lands to prevent leakage of spiritual energy or somethign) SJ hates being alive purely because it means he's in SQH's debt for ripping him out of SQQ's body that Shen Yuan was inhabiting and reviving SJ (because SY decided to fuck off and live his best life as the demon emperor's wife and Cang Qiong NEEDS a peak lord for Qing Jing)

canonically immortals are extremely beautiful (even SQH is described as a 'proper' face iirc) and SJ is like TOP TIER beauty, but also immortals are sometimes described to have faces 'carved from jade' so I imagine when they step into immortality, they no longer have micro expressions and have like... crazy control over their facial muscles - so it kinda freaks out the ninjas, because the only emotions they can see is exactly what scumplane want them to see (SJ - disgust, usually. SQH - cowardice/flattery)

Scumplane also have 0 sense of danger when it comes to shinobi - they're immortals and old (lets say this is an indetermined amount of time after canon wraps up) so things like mundane steel and mortal poisons mean nothing to them when theyre so old. They also don't even bother holding back their tongues because what can these mortals even do to them? Worse comes to worse, they just seal up the worlds again, or just wait out for all these mortals to die (a strategy they use for troublesome emperors or politicians).

They also bring their disciples (Ming Fan specifically because I want him to have a redemption) and after canon had wrapped up the PIDW's story finished, everyone in the world actually bounced back into their rightful places (e.g. MF suddenly got a second puberty, his face improved to be beautiful as it should be and his intelligence returned to the level that the head disciple of the scholarly peak should be).

I want it to be during Minato hokage's short, short tenure - Minato is 23, a war hero and recently hired as ninja president, Konoha just came out of a war and suddenly the daimyo is paying WELL and hiring for the best teams of Konoha to escort these foreigners who are so otherwordly beautiful and so otherworldly RICH, like, the material of the clothes they wear puts the daimyos court to shame, they can pay in pure gold and stones thrumming with power.

SJ's whole thing is like... based on image. So imagine SQH bowing and being like 'ooh thank you for your hospitality' and SJ just grabbing him by the back of his collar and hauling him up like 'wtf dont even bother bowing to this guy. Have some face. he's only got the same rank as you AND he's a fucking child.'

(He's figured that Daimyo = weak emperor-ish, because what kind of a emperor only has control of such a small land AND has others in nearby lands with the same, competing title????. Hokage & Konoha is like the sects, and all the peak lords of CQS are of the same rank as a sect leader. Of course, they all defer to YQY officially, but tbh all the peaks run like their own individual sects, and SJ has never allowed himself to act below YQY in rank)

During Minato's reign, Orochimaru is still a loyal Konoha shinobi.... his interest in immortals makes him soooooo crazy invested in them....

SJ looks at Orochimaru who's questioning him on immortality and is like, 'out of all these people, you are the closest. Your mind is too unstable, however (ironic, coming from SJ) and you still cling too tightly to the material world. Abandon all worldly matters and immortality may be in your grasp, if the heavens deign it so.' acting like he's a good teacher or something, while SQH is in the background, the voice of reason like 'SHIXIONG WTF!!! WE'RE NOTT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVING UP THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY TO THE MORTALS OF THE FORBIDDEN REALM????'

Maybe SQH does know they're in the naruto world, and knows what naruto is, (hc that the water walking we see YQY do in the donghua was ripped off from naruto, when SQH was still writing PIDW) but it's been like 200+ years! He can't remember shit!!! This is all new information to him!

[deansbeer]

his neck would look so pretty marked up

[miss-conjayniality]

MANIPULATIVE BOTTOM!SANGWOO RAMBLE…..

you can’t convince me sangwoo ISN’T a manipulative bottom.

look at the way he BEGGED onto his knees and cried like a pathetic little bitch to ali. and then performing a mfing STRIPTEASE to distract ali with the sight of his body because he knew he couldn’t one up ali’s intellect at the marbles game at that point in time. ali had already took the majority of his marbles and there was no way he was gonna get them back except for one way: sacrificing his dignity and his modest, reserved facade by choosing to show off his stupid, slutty little body and wielding visual seduction as a strategy to winning the game.

sangwoo totally had a crush on ali. he wished he had ali to himself. but he knew they were both doomed and that there was no hope for them. especially since ali was already a married man with a child. but this was a life-or-death situation. this was his last chance. he wanted ali to at least end his life on a spicy note. he didn’t want ali to die, but he also didn’t want him to die without confessing his feelings to him. but it was too late.

the only way sangwoo could actually make a move on ali was through the begging and stripteasing. every shred of his propriety was no longer found because he was confronted to show his real, raw, unmasked self for once - a libidinous, wanton man desperate for validation. the model student, the industrialist, the filial son….all those esteemed identities shattered at that very moment. even after ali’s death, he never left sangwoo’s mind. ali was the siren whose song of existence had tempted some of sangwoo’s deepest intrusive thoughts. letting go of ali was something he just couldn’t forgive himself for. despite already being at rock bottom, letting ali go only landed him even DEEPER into the murkiest pits of hell.

and not to mention. he surely had a crush on gihun too. as much as he appreciated gihun waxing poetically about his achievements, he shied away from the darker, licentious thoughts he had about him.

he knew how filthy his thoughts got when he let his guard down. he hated how his gaze would linger too long when gihun ran his hair through those sexy, tousled shaggy waves. sangwoo would never admit it, not even to himself, but there were nights he imagined gihun looking at him not just with endearment, but with pure carnality.

those arguments they had? he secretly got a thrill out of it. and he hated himself for it. he hated how much his lecherous thoughts went on and on about the ferocious things gihun is capable of doing to him. it was equal parts arousing and terrifying.

sangwoo was comforted by gihun’s nurturing and fun-loving temperament. but when gihun’s gentleness snapped, sangwoo would fantasize about gihun pinning him against the wall, fingers digging into his clothes, mouth hot and ruthless.

sometimes after an argument, when gihun would walk away breathing heavily, chest rising and falling under that thin shirt coated with sweat, sangwoo’s mind would betray him. he’d imagine grabbing him, pulling him close, and gluing his mouth onto his. not just out of love, but out of pure, unrelenting lust. sangwoo imagined being dominated, punished even, for all the deplorable things he’s done. maybe gihun was the only one who could.

and don’t even get me started with the recruiter hunny! 👀 LOOK AT HOW CUTE AND DESPERATE HE LOOKED IN HIS SLAP CAM! 🥺OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS. the recruiter slapping him must’ve been so cathartic for him. he was grateful to see that someone could see through his industrious, white-collar persona. the recruiter was the only one at that point in time who knew of sangwoo’s true nature. he purposely performed badly at the ddakji match with him so he could receive some free slaps from him.

and the moment he had won the prize money, all he wanted was to be the recruiter’s personal harlot. yes, of course he was a filthy gold digging slut desperate for money to the point where he’d commit white collar crimes for it. however, he was also a nymphomaniac who dreamt of getting objectified. and the recruiter just so hit his sweet spot (no pun intended) of bridging the two worlds together and giving him money in exchange for ddakji matches and rough sex that included slaps.