#unsanitary /

[20dollarlolita]

Is it fixed? This is a test.

yes, the toilet is fixed! I was apparently the only ground floor apartment that got out of this mess without inches of sewer water on the floor!

So if anyone has the problem of a clogged sewer main forcing water to slowly back up and seep out of the drains connected to the sewer main, here's what to do:

As soon as you realize your toilet is doing anything odd, you do not put poop down it. Go to taco bell and poop there. Adding any poop to the situation makes everything massively worse incredibly fast.

The second you realize your whole house is not draining, stop putting anything at all down your drains. Stop your sinks up in case you forget and try to wash your hands. I genuinely think that the reason my apartment was not hit so badly was that I didn't try to run a load of laundry or take a shower.

There is a scientific mathematical number for how much bleach you need to put into whatever number of gallons of water to turn poopy water into dirty water. If water is coming up out of your drain, put bleach into the water. Remind yourself that science works and that it's no longer poopy water. Repeat to yourself, "I believe in science and the germs are gone." This also helps with any smell and makes many things much more manageable.

If water is coming up slowly from multiple drains, make it hardest for the water to come out of the places with the lowest capacity. Stopper your sinks. Cover your toilet in plastic wrap. If you have a low pressure seepage, there will be a low enough pressure that you can force as much water as possible to collect in your bathtub. Your sink holds 2 gallons and your bathtub can hold 50. Water usually comes out of the lowest drains first, so expect it to go in the order of shower-toilet-bathroom sink-kitchen sink. This will not save you if the water comes out of the drain overflows but if that happens you can always leave town and start over with a new name in a new life.

If any place that the water is coming out starts getting over a quarter full, bail it out. If you're a 20dollarlolita reader, you already have a pot for dyeing fabric that you would never ever use for food, so use that if you don't have a plastic milk jug on hand. Yes, this will be absolutely disgusting, but it will be less bad than cleaning sewer water off your floor and everything that touches your floor. Your neighbors aren't going to love you dumping not-poopy-because-science-works water onto the dirt outside your nearest window, but if you're in this hell then they're probably also in this hell and so they'll either forgive you or be in too much pain to notice.

You're going to be in hell until the person responsible for the sewer backing up fixes the clog in the main line. Your job is to make it so that you contain the hell to one location. You need to perform this job no matter the cost. The consequences of having the overflow of the water touch your floor is severe. Just in case, have towels on hand and if you have overflow you can't contain by bailing, then write off the bathroom and shove towels under the door to at least stop it from leaving the bathroom.

Once the main clog is fixed and your tub is draining again, all you have to do is to throw the entire bathroom away and wait until a new one grows to replace it.

Hope this helps. Remember that if your neighbors got sewage on the floor, your landlord is required to send emergency water removal to help them out. It's completely reasonable to insist that the water removal team cleans out your bathtub. Honestly, with the amount of work a water removal team has to do when the floor is soaked, sanitizing your bathtub will be completely inconsequential to them.

Remember that the best way to get rid of a lot of water on your floor is to sweep it out your nearest door to outside. Mops aren't the right task for inches of water. Broom. Sweep it out.

I also highly recommend knowing how to make an emergency toilet in case yours is out of commission. Hopefully you live with a cat and have kitty litter available. Not everyone is blessed to have a 24 hour taco bell a quarter of a mile away to save them.

Or wait, did you mean "have you fixed the discord webhooks problem?"

[ms-demeanor]

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

[surskip]

this is killing me

[dribevoli]

Dogs will be dogs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[magicicapra]

looking for recipes so i can find out what to do with the four potatoes i spontaneously purchased when grocery shopping and then getting worried i might make something bad and then laughing when i remembered one of my all time favorite reddit posts + phrase i think about and vocal stim with all the time because of it

[valtsv]

while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.

[quarterlifekitty]

Man. Imagine being soap’s gym crush and he sees your water bottle show up in the gym lost and found

He’s going to

French kiss the mouth piece while jerking off

Jerk off into the inside (cause like, who washes the inside bit? Not him)

Use it as an excuse to talk to you. Says they were about to clear the bin for donation/disposal and he saved it cause he recognized it was yours

Stare even harder when you drink from it now

[asheoninactive]

Fuuka has multiple lines in P3R’s Tziah block telling you to not drink the water in the area .

So here’s who I think lead to her reminding the party to not drink it

Btw she’s not here but kotone drank it

[kirby-the-gorb]

[evilsituation]

how fish is mouthwashed

[teaboot]

I've been stuck in bed all day today and I'm morbidly curious

[incognitopolls]

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[prokopetz]

It's always interesting to see what indie VN authors think does and does not warrant a content warning. Like, we'll tag for harsh language and extended player-facing eye contact, but the random piss kink sequence in the middle of act two? That can be a fun surprise.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

NEW ABANDONED GOCEYSTORE LORE DROPPED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[rslashrats]

[transguyhawkeye]

chungledown bim is so much more viscerally terrifying to me than any other d20 villain or entity like theyve faced threats that are actively tearing reality apart at the seams but one level 20 gnome warlock singlemindedly dedicated to (and optimized for) shitting in a 17 year olds mouth is so much higher stakes to me than anything else i could imagine. if every other character we love has to die in order for fabian to evade him then i think that price is worth paying