#useless shouting

[astralhope]

Rank 22: Commander!!

[clownowo]

Guardian of the Eastern Gate and the One Entrusted with a Flaming Sword by God: Principality Aziraphale

[theoryofwhatnow]

okay so obviously this poster comes from -> this image

then this poster comes from -> this image

and then this poster would come from this photoshoot

but not that image specifically. trying to track down this exact image is actually how i found those written interviews/articles with gregory j read (that were purchased by the lovely sweetoneiros and then posted by everyone’s favorite, laurelwen) but i ultimately failed to uncover it.

i think perhaps if i could find the photographer, then i could obviously narrow down the rest, but i genuinely don’t know how to even trace the image that i have back that far. anyway, let me know if any of you catch anything because i would gladly run down that rabbit hole for this image because it haunts me :)

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

self indulgent horross doodles just because i can >B)

[sciderman]

howard the duck (2015) #1

[a-bucket-in-the-void]

y’all are all worried about the election, i got a test tomorrow i can’t worry about that

[madamescarlette]

🫠

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[shadow-0-8]

bouta take down Hassan

[mecharose]

gritting my teeth sooooo hard it is impossible to know the perfect things to say you do not have to be a savior nor is that possible the best you can do is be someone who cares

[katzenklavierr]

"Adding a 'see results/click button' option for a poll with a targeted demographic ruins the sampling" I agree but also if the button is not there people will click on one of the other options regardless of how well it applies simply bc they want to participate. People will also lie on them for fun or to intentionally skew certain options. You should not be relying on Tumblr polls for anything but satisfying casual curiosities and you should take their results with a heaping spoonful of salt.

[midnight-mourning]

three promptobers tomorrow chat, ya girl was in the lab for like four hours today and I didn't get home until like 8, I have a lot of work to catch up on but I'll get back on track soon hopefully

[hanzajesthanza]

the scene i find most relatable in all of the witcher saga is ciri in the korath desert, and idk what that says about me, but… probably nothing good 😅🙃

[clowndensation]

wait explain to me the destiel hatred i’m curious what abt it angers u that doesn’t apply to the other two ships

great question! the answer would unfortunately require 3 hours and a powerpoint presentation, so i will try to do a brief summary:

a ship sucking only ever has about 25% to do with the ship itself. destiel is bad in the sense that i think dean winchester is an annoying character that gets treated with kiddie gloves by the narrative, which makes him irritating to see on screen, because i personally dislike it when "men are angry and abusive because they just love too strongly, and don't know how to express it :(" is played straight as a character's primary internal conflict. especially over 15 seasons. it's boring, he's boring, and 35 year old men shouldn't be going to colleges trying to figure out which freshman girls are legal or not. hate him.

however the real sin of destiel, beyond the fact that dean winchester and i have beef that will only ever resolve when i get to reincarnate as the rusty nail that kills him, is that the fans are so so so fucking annoying. like yes the narrative frames dean as a golden boy who can either do no wrong, or "well, i guess he did wrong there, but what about how tortured he is :(" but good god. at least the show isn't trying to convince me that destiel is some groundbreaking lifechanging love story, complete with "omg this moment" montages where they romanticize scenes that feature dean either insulting, threatening, or humiliating cas. like this entire show (post season 5) is dean chronically either infantillizing and attempting to keep cas under his control, or holding him up as the only person he can rely on, thus giving cas expectations that are impossible to fulfill.

and don't get me wrong! people can like a shitty person and a fucked up ship. that's basically everything i enjoy on here. but at least like. acknowledge it. aldfkjalka. and if you're gonna like a shitty person and a fucked up ship, at least write about it in an interesting way. 90% of fic and posts written about destiel aren't even about destiel as presented in canon, they're about two generic men with generic personalities who suffer from the world's most generic tropey problems. cookie cutter ass basic relationship. the high school au of ships. boring.

[seasaltcosmos]

i cannot believe people legit got mad at april during this scene when she has EVERY GODDAMN RIGHT TO BE PISSED??? HELLO????

[glimoon]

and if you're killed? ― ( ACCEPTING! ) ↬ @thanergie . . . from adora.

do they really think so little of her ? do they really see her as such a weakling, even now ? no matter what concern adora's words are born of, they have a bristling effect. they hang heavy in the air between them . . . a brief moment of silence across the war room table. this is a cage match the entire alliance, sans bow, is privy to. the archer has been ordered to stay in the infirmary for at least one more day - and glimmer is keen to fill the gap on the battlefield.

❛   — then i'll die defending my people rather than watching them suffer from my throne.   ❜ she says with the confidence of someone who believes herself to be invincible. the rest of them are allowed to run around in active warzones, to nearly get killed by pulse bots and worry her to literal sickness, but she has to stay put. who cares if she's the queen ? that just means she can make the rules. ❛   you're not going to change my mind on this, adora. not after what happened yesterday.   ❜

and she doesn't have the power to order her around otherwise. a pang of grief hits glimmer as she reaches to reshuffle a stack of papers. her mother had said the same thing to her once . . . when begging her to just be a princess and stay behind.

they're a series of crossed wires. queens, princesses, commanders, and legends of old. mothers, daughters, sisters, lovers, cowards, and fighters. glimmer wishes she could throw her circlet across the room just as much as she touts it above the rest of them.

❛   and on that note, this meeting is adjourned. we have a horde outpost near plumeria to zero in on.   ❜ a glance is thrown adora's way as she begins to walk from the room. ❛   i'll see you all out there.  ❜

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

TW suicide

my biggest conspiracy theory is that suicide helpline/crisis lines are purposely obtuse / useless, so that you’re so baffled by their advice that you forget that you wanted to die in the first place