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#mdzs#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#cql#wen qing#mdzs crack#mdzs meme#mdzs shitposting#the untamed crack#the untamed meme#apple memes#gif#twitter#been thing about WQ a lot tbh ๐ญ#mostly because I wanna write a yanqing fic so baaaaddddd ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ#like an AU where they both survive and sect leader WQ invites JYL to the wen sect as a guest#like โheyyyy girl want a vacation from the sadboi homoerotic sausage fest?โ#and JYLโs like โomg yes sis!โ#then she makes WQ soup and they fall in love LMFAO#flawless actually gonna get on it right now immediately ๐โจ๐ธ#sapphic queen#meng ziyi
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New Art Friend - @florawept
Her favorite animal...? Now there was a simple question with a complicated answer.
"I don't know... I like so many of them. I think horses are cute; I'd like to ride one someday. Bunnies are adorable, too, and fitting for me as animals of prey. Cats are lithe and agile. Dogs are excitable and friendly. Butterflies have gorgeous wings... Oh, but I'd like to be a bird, too, so I can fly freely without worrying about the world below. And dolphins are playful and smart, too. There are so many lovable animals and colors in the world, it's hard to pick just one to describe me. To describe... anyone."
Ah. She'd been rambling. Sylvia tucked a lock of hair behind her ear and glanced away.
"M-my apologies. I didn't mean to make it so complicated. Uhm... most people tend to associate me with fairies because of my preferred cards. Maybe you'd best stick with that, if you want to switch it up for next time. I'll... I'll make a drawing for you, too."

#๐ธ ~ Sylvia Reviar ~ ๐ธ#๐ธ ~ in character ~ ๐ธ#๐ธ ~ Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's verse ~ ๐ธ#๐ธ ~ Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Main Verse ~ ๐ธ#i can't do a drawing like you did for me which im so sorry about ;-;#i'm on vacation atm#but i do wanna reach out a bit more and actually interact#sorry i hadn't made an effort to do so until now
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#sea view#mountain view#vacation#calmness#naturecore#flowercore#flowers#nature#architecture#house with a view#blue aesthetic#pink flowers#๐ธ#๐ฉต
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"You should drop anyone else you are hanging out with and come chill with me."
"Hmm...I'm supposed to be packing for the big beach trip..." But Adam hadn't been around in a bit, and if she was honest (which she was, to herself, at least), Bee had missed him...a lot.
"... it can probably wait just a little bit, right? What'd you have in mind?"
#metaladam#. [ ๐๐ ฮนยข ]#. [ ะธฮนยขั ัฮฑ ะผัััยขะฝฮฑ ะฒฮนัยขะฝ! | ฮฑะธัฯัััโ ฮฑัะบ ]#. [ ๐ธ welcome back finn and adam! hope you guys had a good vacation! ]
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Lana. Yesterday I ordered the Carrots shirt that wonu wore in that one GAM3 BO1 live, I think that's the most delusional thing I've ever done (and that says a lot, compared to other people) ๐ the delusions are terminal fr
Totally forgot to mention the actual delusional part ๐๐ i got it in a large so I could pretend its his
sweet angel. i ordered one of Mingyuโs colognes and my husband (my irl LEGALLY wedded) was like girl,,,,stand up ๐ญ harmless delusions are good for the soul sometimes. you wear that shirt and be all comfy cozy in it like wonu let you borrow it ๐ฉท๐ธ
#๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ#one of my fav candle shops we visit on vacations just posted their seasonal line up#and they have a ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝCowboyโ candle that I LOVE bc it smells good BUT ALSO#(bc my sister said itโs SPECIFICALLY giving cowboy mingyu)#iโve purchased SEVERAL for that reason alone and get SO sad when they burn out#even my husband knows itโs my mingyu candle lmao
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I took a month long mental health break and my app stopped working until I updated it and the new update scares me but skshlshskfl I'M BACK
#it was a nice vacation I finished the whole entirety of attack on titan#amazon takes me back this sunday#hope u all are doing well tho ๐ธ๐ผ๐
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All Of Me @isnowallofme โฅ๏ธ 24436 Wait on the Lord: Be of good courage, and He shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the Lord.๐ซ๐ ย https://ift.tt/5OMp8l6
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Joe ๐ฉ๏ธ 9758 ย http://www.steveb29.com/2024/08/5799-joe.html
#jttlpgroup#Positive Images#Inspiration#Happiness#colors#colorful#Architecture โช๐ฏ#Blue ๐#colorful ๐จ#Cruise Ships ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฅณ#Joe ๐ฉ๏ธ#Pink ๐ธ#Swimming Pool ๐โโ๏ธ๐คฟ#Transportation ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ค#Vacation ๐งณโฑ๏ธโณ
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Plan Your April Getaway! ๐ 2 Long Weekends for Perfect Travel Adventures! โ๏ธ๐
Get ready to make the most of April 2025 with 2 incredible long weekends! ๐๏ธโจ Explore top destinations like Manali, Munnar, Andaman & Nicobar Islands, Gangtok, and Kodaikanal for breathtaking views, trekking, and nature escapes. ๐ฟ๐๏ธ Whether you're celebrating Mahavir Jayanti, Vaisakhi, Dr. Ambedkar Jayanti, Good Friday, or Easter, this is your chance to unwind and create unforgettable memories! ๐๐ผ๐
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shadowvanilla art dump!! Im going on a mini vacation this weekend so I wont be very active ๐ธ i'll be back sunday/monday heh
#artists on tumblr#cookie run fanart#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla cookie#puremilk#pureshadow#shadow milk cookie#shadowvanilla
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Popple: YOLOOOOOOO!!! *runs away with Sylvia's Wallet*
"Wha--?! HEY! Thief! Thief!" Sylvia runs after them. "Give it back!"
#๐ธ ~ in character ~ ๐ธ#๐ธ ~ persona 5 verse ~ ๐ธ#๐ธ ~ crack ~ ๐ธ#๐ธ ~ anon asks ~ ๐ธ#idk why someone decided randomly to just mug sylvia but sure#let's do this now ig#also i'm not gonna be super active today bc i'm getting ready for vacation#i won't be able to respond to rps for about five days#but i'll still reblog ask memes and stuff so you guys can send me things#i'll get back to them when i come back from vacation :3
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๐จ๐Appearance & Traits Of Future Spouse In Astrology๐ธ๐น
Note: These are just my personal observations and recurring patterns I've noticed over the years. Take what resonates with you and leave the rest. Feel free to share in the comments if any of this hits home. This post is based on Vedic astrology.
๐ Future spouse looks according to your 7th house sign
Aries - Their cheeks light up when they smile and that natural blush is everything. A reddish or sun-kissed complexion is common. Might be prone to rashes or sensitive skin. Theyโre outdoorsy like horseback riding, racing, biking, anything that gets the adrenaline pumping. ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐Killer smile alert๐ Might even have cute freckles sprinkled across their face. Big beach lover too. Sun, sand, and salty air are their happy place.๐๐๏ธ
Taurus - Your future spouse might be average or short in height ๐งโโ๏ธ, with a naturally attractive look that feels effortless either unusually good-looking or just conventionally beautiful ๐ธ. If itโs a husband, expect thick, bushy hair and a strong beard ๐งโโ๏ธ; if itโs a wife, sheโll likely have looooong, dark hair ๐ that gives off major classic beauty vibes. They tend to gain weight easily ๐ฐ, often looking soft, chubby, cuddly, and touchable. If itโs a wife, sheโs likely blessed with beautiful curves think nice breasts and a shapely butt ๐ along with THICC thighs; if itโs a husband, strong broad shoulders and a sturdy chest stand out ๐ช. Your Taurus spouse will probably be obsessed with skincare and haircare ๐งด, always smelling good and looking polished. And donโt be surprised if theyโre big lovers of dairy products like cheese, milk, ice cream ๐ฆ๐ง and their fridge is probably always stocked.
Gemini - Your future spouse will have a youthful vibe thatโs almost androgynous. You might not be able to tell their age just by looking at them. For a wife, maybe keeps short hair or bangs and for husband keeps a trendy haircut. They talk with their hands constantly โ๐ and have a way of moving thatโs light, quick, and expressive. Physically, they tend to be on the slimmer side, sometimes looking pencil-thin โ๏ธ. Their style changes like the weather ๐ฆ๏ธ one day casual, next day edgy, next day business chic. They have a fast metabolism and are total foodies ๐๐. Sarcastic jokes and a killer sense of humor are their signature traits ๐. Theyโre the type to love hiking, mountain climbing, or even just climbing trees for fun ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ณ. Vacations twice a year are practically a necessity โ๏ธ๐๏ธ, and honestly, they probably watch p*rn casually too (just saying). Hobbies could include camping, bungee jumping, skydiving, and anything that screams "adventure." They love taking pictures ๐ธ of wildlife, landscapes, selfies, you name it and social media is basically a second home ๐งโ๐ป. They also bounce back super quickly from any illness ๐โก๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ.
Cancer - Your future spouse might have a round, expressive face ๐ that youโll find super endearing. If they gain weight, a little double chin could show up extra cute, honestly. Their upper body tends to be stronger than their lower body ๐ช, with slender arms and legs ๐ฆต, but if they do gain weight, a protruding belly might be noticeable ๐ฉ. For a wife may have mild health issues like medicinal allergies or diabetes ๐, while for a husband, he might deal with blood pressure concerns ๐ฉบ. Thick, juicy lips ๐ are common, often with a little mole somewhere around or below the lip. Their eyes are large and full of emotion ๐, and their skin tends to be oily or combination type ๐ฟ. Cancer spouses love calm, cozy hobbies like fishing ๐ฃ or decorating their homes with flowers ๐ธ. They might be into "boring" TV shows just to pass the time ๐บ (think old reruns or cooking channels). Husbands usually aren't big on workouts as they prefer the couch life ๐๏ธ, or minimal workout sessions while wives tend to be amazing cooks ๐ฉโ๐ณ, the kind who whip up the best homemade meals.
Leo - Your future spouseโs hair will have wild, untamable energy, literally vibing in the 4th dimension ๐ช๏ธ. Whether itโs long or short, curly or straight, their hair will somehow stand up and blow in all eight directions when theyโre outside ๐. When theyโre on the phone ๐, they donโt just talk, they scream. Honestly, you could tell them to skip the call and just shout at the nearest cell tower. The receiver would still hear them loud and clear ๐ก. They overshare everything like waking up at 3:47 am, going to the restroom for exactly 5 minutes ๐ฝ, falling back asleep at 4:20 am, then waking up again at 7:05 am, all reported with dramatic precision. Their storytelling is basically line-by-line commentary ๐ค. When stressed or angry, they might break things (accidentally... or not) ๐ฅด. Despite everything, theyโll want to stay the absolute center of your life ๐ even after kids show up. Lovely, right? ๐
Virgo - Your future spouse might have noticeable under-eye dark circles ๐ค either from insomnia or just too much late-night thinking. They have an oval face shape ๐ฅ and might naturally have a flabby or weaker body, but if they commit to working out, they pull off that strong, young, smirky, slightly quirky little bastard/bitch vibe ๐. Definitely an old soul trapped in a youthful face. They love the dark ๐ and might be obsessed with reading dark thrillers, mystery stories, mangas, or anything slightly eerie ๐๐ป. Sitting alone in a dark room doing absolutely nothing for hours? Yeah, thatโs their version of "recharging." Might struggle with insomnia ๐ and thereโs a good chance they wear glasses ๐ค. If itโs a wife, think "sexy librarian" look ๐; if itโs a husband, the "sexy college professor" vibe is strong too ๐จโ๐ซ. Later in life, they might dream about (or actually) living off-grid ๐พ away from the noisy city and getting into farming, or at least growing their own veggies in a backyard garden ๐ฅ๐ป.
Libra - Your future spouse will have a super well-proportioned body like everything just perfectly in place. Their hair is often curly or they love styling it that way ๐โโ๏ธ, adding even more charm to their beautiful face ๐ธ. Later in life, they might struggle with gaining weight around the lower body ๐. If itโs a wife, expect a thicc body that turns heads; if itโs a husband, thicc thighs and strong legs are the signature move ๐ฆต๐ฅ and prefers clean-shaven look. Personality-wise, they tend to keep people at armโs length ๐ค, mostly because they overthink and struggle with making decisions sometimes. Either way, theyโre either a heartthrob or a heartbreaker and no in-between ๐๐. Deep down though, all they really want is to sleep ๐ the kind who can pass out in 5 minutes flat, like some kind of magic trick ๐ช. They love gaming ๐ฎ or getting into long, blunt conversations about politics or random topics and no filters here ๐ฃ๏ธ.
Scorpio - Your future spouse could have bushy eyebrows or thick eyelids that instantly catch your eye ๐๏ธ. Their gaze is intense, the kind that silently screams "Iโm hiding a dark secret" ๐. After meeting you, a major career shift could happen too like destiny nudging them onto a new path ๐ฎ. If itโs a husband, he might either masterfully control his emotions ๐ง or secretly cry to you at night ๐. If itโs a wife, sheโll probably be super emotional and break down easily ๐ง. They love watching birds ๐ฆ and often want pets around them for comfort ๐๐พ. No matter who earns more, somehow they end up managing the money ๐ธ (and doing it really well too). They're dreamy types who can get lost in thought, but when disappointment hits, it hits like a storm ๐ช๏ธ. They hold onto past memories for a long time still grieving over a betrayal or a loved one death from 2020 like it was yesterday ๐. Fashion-wise, they swing either futuristic or full-on old-fashioned styles ๐ฐ๏ธ๐. Either too open-minded or conservative in relationships. Theyโre also big on hustling always plotting a second source of income behind the scenes ๐ ๏ธ.
Sagittarius - Your future spouse might have a noticeably large forehead ๐ง and either be tall or love wearing heels or chunky shoes just to look taller ๐ ๐. Theyโre super open-minded and frank, the kind whoโll never judge you, no matter what ๐. Adventure runs in their blood, so donโt be surprised if theyโre into racing, extreme sports, or trying every cuisine under the sun ๐ฃ๐๏ธ. They're often bilingual or even multilingual ๐ฃ๏ธ๐, and after marriage, having more than one home or constantly moving could easily be part of your life ๐กโ๏ธ. Could be into military as well, in some cases. They might collect random treasures too like coins, artifacts, vintage stuff ๐ช๐บ. Spiritually, they swing big: either very religious, spiritual โ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ, or, if Jupiter is retrograde, they might be more agnostic or atheist ๐. Deep down, they live by "my way or the highway" energy ๐๐จ. They also forget stuff easily and are experts at misplacing things around the house ๐๐.
Capricorn - Your future spouse might have a broad forehead ๐ง and if itโs a husband, a receding hairline could start creeping in before 30 ๐. They tend to have a mature look, no matter their actual age ๐ฉ. If itโs a wife, she might spot her first grey hair before 30 or have fine/ thin hair ๐โโ๏ธ. Theyโre usually into cars ๐, politics ๐ณ๏ธ, and are sarcastic to the bone ๐ฏ๏ธ. Husband could have big hands and feet ๐๏ธ๐ฆถ, totally noticeable. Addictions are a theme too either coffee โ or some other guilty pleasure they just can't give up. Total multitaskers ๐, they manage a huge circle of contacts, and their phone hangs from the sheer number of notifications ๐๐ฑ. When it comes to buying stuff, they live by "the bigger, the better" ๐ต but weirdly stingy when itโs not food or clothes ๐. They'll happily invest in a brand-new phone every 1.5 years without fail ๐ฑโจ.
Aquarius - Your future spouse might love dyeing their hair ๐จ like blue, pink, red, blonde, anything goes. They've probably gone through at least one surgical procedure before 30 ๐ฅ, either for health reasons or cosmetic tweaks. Their mind is pure detective mode ๐, and when they lie, you literally can't tell if itโs the truth or not ๐คทโโ๏ธ. Masters at debates and throwing out facts like mini grenades ๐ฃ๐. Some might even elope for marriage ๐โ๏ธ or have a destination wedding somewhere wild. Theyโre into offbeat stuff like comics, gaming, obscure mangas, or books nobody else has heard of ๐ฎ๐. Always supporting indie artists and filmmakers ๐ฌ๐จ. Activism could be in their blood too โ, standing out from the crowd without even trying. They thrive in night shifts or just get way more alive in the evening ๐๐ฆ. Open-minded, non-judgy, and smart workers ๐ง โก. They usually have one slightly "off" facial feature like one eye bigger than the other ๐๏ธ๐๏ธOR a small nose bump ๐OR a lip mismatch ๐ but weirdly, it makes them unusually attractive, like beautiful but you canโt quite put your finger on why. Totally magnetic ๐ธโจ.
Pisces - Your future spouse might have super smooth skin that literally glows under the light and large dreamy eyes ๐๐. They love activities like swimming, hiking, camping off-grid, or fishing, anything that gets them close to water or nature ๐๏ธ๐ฃ. Their moods are intense: if theyโre sad, they sulk ๐ง๏ธ; if theyโre happy, theyโre floating on cloud nine โ๏ธ๐. They have a tendency to abandon things halfway ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ switching paths when you least expect it. Sleep issues are common here ๐๐ค. In early life, they might have struggled with drinking ๐ท or been under medicinal treatments ๐. Spiritually wired ๐ฎ, but even normal conversations can sometimes feel like a personal attack to them ๐ฅฒ. They get attached easily and letting go is a whole drama ๐. They love bragging about their life with you to friends and family ๐ข๐ฅฐ like youโre the center of their fairy-tale dream ๐ก, white picket fence, two kids, the whole fantasy. When life gets heavy, youโll find them crying under the sheets or in the shower quietly ๐ง๐ฟ. Super into arts, DIYs, crafts ๐จ๐ ๏ธ a true homebody until you drag them out, then boom, their wild adventurous side comes alive ๐๐ฅ.
Part 2 of this post will be about planets in 7th house for more info on spouse appearance and traits!
Wanna go deeper into the layers of your placements? DM me for a complete astrology reading or a 5 year/8 year marriage report or synastry reading๐๐ฌ and check out my pinned post for pricing + details ๐ซ๐ธ
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i wish i hated you | max verstappen
pairing: actress!reader x max verstappen
summary: max has an open relationship but he starts falling for you, compromising his relationship and your reputation
fc: havana rose liu
warnings: so i know this is not technically how open relationships work however for plot purposes this is how i will portray this one specifically
a/n: this fic shouldnโt have took me as long as it took me to write but whatever, max won in brazil after an incredible race and he deserves all the flowers ๐ฅน
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Michael ๐ก 23365 The wages of sin is death .. the gift of God is eternal life. ๐ซ๐ ย https://ift.tt/ESvMJs2
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Malleus, currently King of Briar Valley, is flawless in his duties; both as a ruler, and as a father.
However, even the mightiest get tired sometimes. His main go-to for venting is his wife, for she has the heart of a goddess and always knows what to do to make things right. Sometimes though, he feels guilt for using her as an emotional toilet. And so he dumps all his worries to his family instead.
That's what their group chat is for. For him to rant his stress away and for Sebek to greet his usual good mornings and good nights.
๐: Sometimes I wish I could go back to the days when everything was peaceful. When I didn't have to worry about every problem you could possibly fathom. When I didn't have to think so much.
He is talking about before becoming king.
๐ฆ: โจ Suddenly you ๐ซต turn back into a sperm โจ
๐ฆ: Oh no Raverne don't flush that! That's going to be your son, the Progressive King of Briar Valley, Conqueror of What Was Once Lost, Father of the Nation, and Savior of the Dragon Race! Don't worry Malleus, I'll make sure your mother catches you!
๐: Lilia, what is wrong with you?
โ๏ธ: Father what is wrong with you
๐ฆ: @/Malleus You're alive today because your father decided during that one night not to flush it in the toilet. But maybe you should have flushed it sometimes instead of popping an odd number of 5 kids. Remember when you asked me to look after them because you were going to get tacos really quickly? And then you come back 6 months later with a 'We are having our fifth child. ๐' You didn't even bring me tacos.
๐: This is not about my children. And that was a vacation with my wife where we happened to wish to try out tacos-- not a jaunt to a restaurant.
๐ฆ: You act as if you don't spam this group chat with 'Why do babies poop so much? My son just peed in my face why does he hate me so?' and then dumping them in my shabby cottage for every minor inconvenience.
๐: Other than our vacations, I only specifically deposited them to your house one time because we were doing pest control at the castle. Most of the time you voluntarily fight with grandmother over who gets to take care of them today.
๐ฆ: And you let your grandmother win because my cottage is so shabby.
๐: So that's what you're angry about? Because grandmother calls your house shabby?
๐ฆ: No. It's because she usually gets three of the kids while I get two. It's not fair.
๐: I always offer to renovate your residence whenever you wish.
๐ฆ: No way. I teach your kids to live humbly. How will I do that if they live in a mansion with a hundred servants at their paws 24/7?
๐: Fine. Grandmother will get two of them starting tomorrow.
๐ฆ: No! She'll smite me with lightning!
๐: I can't possibly cut a child in half!
๐ฆ: But you can make one more child to make it even.
๐: Were you not just reprimanding me for having five children just a few minutes earlier?
๐ฆ: I said that's because you have an odd number of children. You should always have an even number of children.
๐ turns off his phone and goes back to his wife to vent his renewed frustrations.
#a bit long but i had this conversation playing out in my head while i waited for my dinner to cook lol#twisted wonderland#ventique rambles#malleus draconia#lilia vanrouge#malleus x reader
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Summers coming and all I wanna be is soft ๐๐ my fansite is on sale at its lowest price in a while because I'm gonna be vacationing and then moving soon!! But the good news is that I'm filming a ton today and scheduling stuff to go out while I'm gone. Be sure to check it out, my link is in my pinned post :3
#queer feedist#enby feedee#soft feedism#tummy kink#getting fatter on purpose#fat belly#queer feedee#tummy#fatty getting fatter
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