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twistedappletree ยท 2 years ago
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sylviareviar ยท 28 days ago
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New Art Friend - @florawept
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Her favorite animal...? Now there was a simple question with a complicated answer.
"I don't know... I like so many of them. I think horses are cute; I'd like to ride one someday. Bunnies are adorable, too, and fitting for me as animals of prey. Cats are lithe and agile. Dogs are excitable and friendly. Butterflies have gorgeous wings... Oh, but I'd like to be a bird, too, so I can fly freely without worrying about the world below. And dolphins are playful and smart, too. There are so many lovable animals and colors in the world, it's hard to pick just one to describe me. To describe... anyone."
Ah. She'd been rambling. Sylvia tucked a lock of hair behind her ear and glanced away.
"M-my apologies. I didn't mean to make it so complicated. Uhm... most people tend to associate me with fairies because of my preferred cards. Maybe you'd best stick with that, if you want to switch it up for next time. I'll... I'll make a drawing for you, too."
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vanalex ยท 10 months ago
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queenbeeibee ยท 1 year ago
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"You should drop anyone else you are hanging out with and come chill with me."
"Hmm...I'm supposed to be packing for the big beach trip..." But Adam hadn't been around in a bit, and if she was honest (which she was, to herself, at least), Bee had missed him...a lot.
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"... it can probably wait just a little bit, right? What'd you have in mind?"
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milfgyuu ยท 2 years ago
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Lana. Yesterday I ordered the Carrots shirt that wonu wore in that one GAM3 BO1 live, I think that's the most delusional thing I've ever done (and that says a lot, compared to other people) ๐Ÿ˜” the delusions are terminal fr
Totally forgot to mention the actual delusional part ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ i got it in a large so I could pretend its his
sweet angel. i ordered one of Mingyuโ€™s colognes and my husband (my irl LEGALLY wedded) was like girl,,,,stand up ๐Ÿ˜ญ harmless delusions are good for the soul sometimes. you wear that shirt and be all comfy cozy in it like wonu let you borrow it ๐Ÿฉท๐ŸŒธ
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shiniganja ยท 1 year ago
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I took a month long mental health break and my app stopped working until I updated it and the new update scares me but skshlshskfl I'M BACK
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thinkingsmart ยท 2 months ago
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All Of Me @isnowallofme โ™ฅ๏ธ 24436 Wait on the Lord: Be of good courage, and He shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the Lord.๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ™ ย  https://ift.tt/5OMp8l6
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jttlpgroup ยท 6 months ago
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Joe ๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ 9758 ย  http://www.steveb29.com/2024/08/5799-joe.html
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neelamsrawat5 ยท 7 months ago
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Plan Your April Getaway! ๐ŸŒŸ 2 Long Weekends for Perfect Travel Adventures! โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒ„
Get ready to make the most of April 2025 with 2 incredible long weekends! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธโœจ Explore top destinations like Manali, Munnar, Andaman & Nicobar Islands, Gangtok, and Kodaikanal for breathtaking views, trekking, and nature escapes. ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿž๏ธ Whether you're celebrating Mahavir Jayanti, Vaisakhi, Dr. Ambedkar Jayanti, Good Friday, or Easter, this is your chance to unwind and create unforgettable memories! ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’–
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lyrionor ยท 3 months ago
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shadowvanilla art dump!! Im going on a mini vacation this weekend so I wont be very active ๐ŸŒธ i'll be back sunday/monday heh
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sylviareviar ยท 2 years ago
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Popple: YOLOOOOOOO!!! *runs away with Sylvia's Wallet*
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"Wha--?! HEY! Thief! Thief!" Sylvia runs after them. "Give it back!"
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queen-of-signs ยท 3 months ago
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๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ’Appearance & Traits Of Future Spouse In Astrology๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน
Note: These are just my personal observations and recurring patterns I've noticed over the years. Take what resonates with you and leave the rest. Feel free to share in the comments if any of this hits home. This post is based on Vedic astrology.
๐Ÿ‘€ Future spouse looks according to your 7th house sign
Aries - Their cheeks light up when they smile and that natural blush is everything. A reddish or sun-kissed complexion is common. Might be prone to rashes or sensitive skin. Theyโ€™re outdoorsy like horseback riding, racing, biking, anything that gets the adrenaline pumping. ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡Killer smile alert๐Ÿ˜ Might even have cute freckles sprinkled across their face. Big beach lover too. Sun, sand, and salty air are their happy place.๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ–๏ธ
Taurus - Your future spouse might be average or short in height ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ, with a naturally attractive look that feels effortless either unusually good-looking or just conventionally beautiful ๐ŸŒธ. If itโ€™s a husband, expect thick, bushy hair and a strong beard ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธ; if itโ€™s a wife, sheโ€™ll likely have looooong, dark hair ๐ŸŒ‘ that gives off major classic beauty vibes. They tend to gain weight easily ๐Ÿฐ, often looking soft, chubby, cuddly, and touchable. If itโ€™s a wife, sheโ€™s likely blessed with beautiful curves think nice breasts and a shapely butt ๐Ÿ‘ along with THICC thighs; if itโ€™s a husband, strong broad shoulders and a sturdy chest stand out ๐Ÿ’ช. Your Taurus spouse will probably be obsessed with skincare and haircare ๐Ÿงด, always smelling good and looking polished. And donโ€™t be surprised if theyโ€™re big lovers of dairy products like cheese, milk, ice cream ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿง€ and their fridge is probably always stocked.
Gemini - Your future spouse will have a youthful vibe thatโ€™s almost androgynous. You might not be able to tell their age just by looking at them. For a wife, maybe keeps short hair or bangs and for husband keeps a trendy haircut. They talk with their hands constantly โœ‹๐Ÿ‘ and have a way of moving thatโ€™s light, quick, and expressive. Physically, they tend to be on the slimmer side, sometimes looking pencil-thin โœ๏ธ. Their style changes like the weather ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ one day casual, next day edgy, next day business chic. They have a fast metabolism and are total foodies ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ. Sarcastic jokes and a killer sense of humor are their signature traits ๐Ÿ˜‚. Theyโ€™re the type to love hiking, mountain climbing, or even just climbing trees for fun ๐Ÿง—โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒณ. Vacations twice a year are practically a necessity โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ, and honestly, they probably watch p*rn casually too (just saying). Hobbies could include camping, bungee jumping, skydiving, and anything that screams "adventure." They love taking pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ of wildlife, landscapes, selfies, you name it and social media is basically a second home ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป. They also bounce back super quickly from any illness ๐Ÿ›Œโžก๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ.
Cancer - Your future spouse might have a round, expressive face ๐ŸŒ that youโ€™ll find super endearing. If they gain weight, a little double chin could show up extra cute, honestly. Their upper body tends to be stronger than their lower body ๐Ÿ’ช, with slender arms and legs ๐Ÿฆต, but if they do gain weight, a protruding belly might be noticeable ๐Ÿฉ. For a wife may have mild health issues like medicinal allergies or diabetes ๐Ÿ’Š, while for a husband, he might deal with blood pressure concerns ๐Ÿฉบ. Thick, juicy lips ๐Ÿ’‹ are common, often with a little mole somewhere around or below the lip. Their eyes are large and full of emotion ๐Ÿ‘€, and their skin tends to be oily or combination type ๐ŸŒฟ. Cancer spouses love calm, cozy hobbies like fishing ๐ŸŽฃ or decorating their homes with flowers ๐ŸŒธ. They might be into "boring" TV shows just to pass the time ๐Ÿ“บ (think old reruns or cooking channels). Husbands usually aren't big on workouts as they prefer the couch life ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ, or minimal workout sessions while wives tend to be amazing cooks ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ, the kind who whip up the best homemade meals.
Leo - Your future spouseโ€™s hair will have wild, untamable energy, literally vibing in the 4th dimension ๐ŸŒช๏ธ. Whether itโ€™s long or short, curly or straight, their hair will somehow stand up and blow in all eight directions when theyโ€™re outside ๐Ÿ˜‚. When theyโ€™re on the phone ๐Ÿ“ž, they donโ€™t just talk, they scream. Honestly, you could tell them to skip the call and just shout at the nearest cell tower. The receiver would still hear them loud and clear ๐Ÿ“ก. They overshare everything like waking up at 3:47 am, going to the restroom for exactly 5 minutes ๐Ÿšฝ, falling back asleep at 4:20 am, then waking up again at 7:05 am, all reported with dramatic precision. Their storytelling is basically line-by-line commentary ๐ŸŽค. When stressed or angry, they might break things (accidentally... or not) ๐Ÿฅด. Despite everything, theyโ€™ll want to stay the absolute center of your life ๐Ÿ’– even after kids show up. Lovely, right? ๐Ÿ‘‘
Virgo - Your future spouse might have noticeable under-eye dark circles ๐Ÿ’ค either from insomnia or just too much late-night thinking. They have an oval face shape ๐Ÿฅš and might naturally have a flabby or weaker body, but if they commit to working out, they pull off that strong, young, smirky, slightly quirky little bastard/bitch vibe ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. Definitely an old soul trapped in a youthful face. They love the dark ๐ŸŒ‘ and might be obsessed with reading dark thrillers, mystery stories, mangas, or anything slightly eerie ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ‘ป. Sitting alone in a dark room doing absolutely nothing for hours? Yeah, thatโ€™s their version of "recharging." Might struggle with insomnia ๐ŸŒ™ and thereโ€™s a good chance they wear glasses ๐Ÿค“. If itโ€™s a wife, think "sexy librarian" look ๐Ÿ“–; if itโ€™s a husband, the "sexy college professor" vibe is strong too ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ. Later in life, they might dream about (or actually) living off-grid ๐ŸŒพ away from the noisy city and getting into farming, or at least growing their own veggies in a backyard garden ๐Ÿฅ•๐ŸŒป.
Libra - Your future spouse will have a super well-proportioned body like everything just perfectly in place. Their hair is often curly or they love styling it that way ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ, adding even more charm to their beautiful face ๐ŸŒธ. Later in life, they might struggle with gaining weight around the lower body ๐Ÿ‘. If itโ€™s a wife, expect a thicc body that turns heads; if itโ€™s a husband, thicc thighs and strong legs are the signature move ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ”ฅ and prefers clean-shaven look. Personality-wise, they tend to keep people at armโ€™s length ๐Ÿค, mostly because they overthink and struggle with making decisions sometimes. Either way, theyโ€™re either a heartthrob or a heartbreaker and no in-between ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’˜. Deep down though, all they really want is to sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ the kind who can pass out in 5 minutes flat, like some kind of magic trick ๐Ÿช„. They love gaming ๐ŸŽฎ or getting into long, blunt conversations about politics or random topics and no filters here ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ.
Scorpio - Your future spouse could have bushy eyebrows or thick eyelids that instantly catch your eye ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ. Their gaze is intense, the kind that silently screams "Iโ€™m hiding a dark secret" ๐ŸŒ‘. After meeting you, a major career shift could happen too like destiny nudging them onto a new path ๐Ÿ”ฎ. If itโ€™s a husband, he might either masterfully control his emotions ๐ŸงŠ or secretly cry to you at night ๐ŸŒ™. If itโ€™s a wife, sheโ€™ll probably be super emotional and break down easily ๐Ÿ’ง. They love watching birds ๐Ÿฆ and often want pets around them for comfort ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿพ. No matter who earns more, somehow they end up managing the money ๐Ÿ’ธ (and doing it really well too). They're dreamy types who can get lost in thought, but when disappointment hits, it hits like a storm ๐ŸŒช๏ธ. They hold onto past memories for a long time still grieving over a betrayal or a loved one death from 2020 like it was yesterday ๐Ÿ’”. Fashion-wise, they swing either futuristic or full-on old-fashioned styles ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—. Either too open-minded or conservative in relationships. Theyโ€™re also big on hustling always plotting a second source of income behind the scenes ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ.
Sagittarius - Your future spouse might have a noticeably large forehead ๐Ÿง  and either be tall or love wearing heels or chunky shoes just to look taller ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ. Theyโ€™re super open-minded and frank, the kind whoโ€™ll never judge you, no matter what ๐Ÿ‘. Adventure runs in their blood, so donโ€™t be surprised if theyโ€™re into racing, extreme sports, or trying every cuisine under the sun ๐Ÿฃ๐ŸŽ๏ธ. They're often bilingual or even multilingual ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐ŸŒ, and after marriage, having more than one home or constantly moving could easily be part of your life ๐Ÿกโœˆ๏ธ. Could be into military as well, in some cases. They might collect random treasures too like coins, artifacts, vintage stuff ๐Ÿช™๐Ÿบ. Spiritually, they swing big: either very religious, spiritual โœ๏ธ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™€๏ธ, or, if Jupiter is retrograde, they might be more agnostic or atheist ๐Ÿ™ƒ. Deep down, they live by "my way or the highway" energy ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ. They also forget stuff easily and are experts at misplacing things around the house ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”‘.
Capricorn - Your future spouse might have a broad forehead ๐Ÿง  and if itโ€™s a husband, a receding hairline could start creeping in before 30 ๐Ÿ˜‚. They tend to have a mature look, no matter their actual age ๐ŸŽฉ. If itโ€™s a wife, she might spot her first grey hair before 30 or have fine/ thin hair ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ. Theyโ€™re usually into cars ๐Ÿš—, politics ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ, and are sarcastic to the bone ๐Ÿ—ฏ๏ธ. Husband could have big hands and feet ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿฆถ, totally noticeable. Addictions are a theme too either coffee โ˜• or some other guilty pleasure they just can't give up. Total multitaskers ๐Ÿ“ˆ, they manage a huge circle of contacts, and their phone hangs from the sheer number of notifications ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ“ฑ. When it comes to buying stuff, they live by "the bigger, the better" ๐Ÿ’ต but weirdly stingy when itโ€™s not food or clothes ๐Ÿ˜‚. They'll happily invest in a brand-new phone every 1.5 years without fail ๐Ÿ“ฑโœจ.
Aquarius - Your future spouse might love dyeing their hair ๐ŸŽจ like blue, pink, red, blonde, anything goes. They've probably gone through at least one surgical procedure before 30 ๐Ÿฅ, either for health reasons or cosmetic tweaks. Their mind is pure detective mode ๐Ÿ”Ž, and when they lie, you literally can't tell if itโ€™s the truth or not ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ. Masters at debates and throwing out facts like mini grenades ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ“š. Some might even elope for marriage ๐Ÿ’โœˆ๏ธ or have a destination wedding somewhere wild. Theyโ€™re into offbeat stuff like comics, gaming, obscure mangas, or books nobody else has heard of ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ“–. Always supporting indie artists and filmmakers ๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŽจ. Activism could be in their blood too โœŠ, standing out from the crowd without even trying. They thrive in night shifts or just get way more alive in the evening ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ‰. Open-minded, non-judgy, and smart workers ๐Ÿง โšก. They usually have one slightly "off" facial feature like one eye bigger than the other ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธOR a small nose bump ๐Ÿ‘ƒOR a lip mismatch ๐Ÿ’‹ but weirdly, it makes them unusually attractive, like beautiful but you canโ€™t quite put your finger on why. Totally magnetic ๐Ÿ›ธโœจ.
Pisces - Your future spouse might have super smooth skin that literally glows under the light and large dreamy eyes ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘€. They love activities like swimming, hiking, camping off-grid, or fishing, anything that gets them close to water or nature ๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐ŸŽฃ. Their moods are intense: if theyโ€™re sad, they sulk ๐ŸŒง๏ธ; if theyโ€™re happy, theyโ€™re floating on cloud nine โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’–. They have a tendency to abandon things halfway ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ switching paths when you least expect it. Sleep issues are common here ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ค. In early life, they might have struggled with drinking ๐Ÿท or been under medicinal treatments ๐Ÿ’Š. Spiritually wired ๐Ÿ”ฎ, but even normal conversations can sometimes feel like a personal attack to them ๐Ÿฅฒ. They get attached easily and letting go is a whole drama ๐Ÿ’”. They love bragging about their life with you to friends and family ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿฅฐ like youโ€™re the center of their fairy-tale dream ๐Ÿก, white picket fence, two kids, the whole fantasy. When life gets heavy, youโ€™ll find them crying under the sheets or in the shower quietly ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿšฟ. Super into arts, DIYs, crafts ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ a true homebody until you drag them out, then boom, their wild adventurous side comes alive ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ”ฅ.
Part 2 of this post will be about planets in 7th house for more info on spouse appearance and traits!
Wanna go deeper into the layers of your placements? DM me for a complete astrology reading or a 5 year/8 year marriage report or synastry reading๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ฌ and check out my pinned post for pricing + details ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ธ
Letโ€™s decode your cosmic chaos together โญ
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afterglowsainz ยท 9 months ago
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i wish i hated you | max verstappen
pairing: actress!reader x max verstappen
summary: max has an open relationship but he starts falling for you, compromising his relationship and your reputation
fc: havana rose liu
warnings: so i know this is not technically how open relationships work however for plot purposes this is how i will portray this one specifically
a/n: this fic shouldnโ€™t have took me as long as it took me to write but whatever, max won in brazil after an incredible race and he deserves all the flowers ๐Ÿฅน
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thinkingsmart ยท 3 months ago
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Michael ๐Ÿ“ก 23365 The wages of sin is death .. the gift of God is eternal life. ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ™ ย  https://ift.tt/ESvMJs2
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ventique18 ยท 2 months ago
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Crude joke warning โš ๏ธ (and a ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒธโ™€๏ธ family premise)
Malleus, currently King of Briar Valley, is flawless in his duties; both as a ruler, and as a father.
However, even the mightiest get tired sometimes. His main go-to for venting is his wife, for she has the heart of a goddess and always knows what to do to make things right. Sometimes though, he feels guilt for using her as an emotional toilet. And so he dumps all his worries to his family instead.
That's what their group chat is for. For him to rant his stress away and for Sebek to greet his usual good mornings and good nights.
๐Ÿ‰: Sometimes I wish I could go back to the days when everything was peaceful. When I didn't have to worry about every problem you could possibly fathom. When I didn't have to think so much.
He is talking about before becoming king.
๐Ÿฆ‡: โœจ Suddenly you ๐Ÿซต turn back into a sperm โœจ
๐Ÿฆ‡: Oh no Raverne don't flush that! That's going to be your son, the Progressive King of Briar Valley, Conqueror of What Was Once Lost, Father of the Nation, and Savior of the Dragon Race! Don't worry Malleus, I'll make sure your mother catches you!
๐Ÿ‰: Lilia, what is wrong with you?
โš”๏ธ: Father what is wrong with you
๐Ÿฆ‡: @/Malleus You're alive today because your father decided during that one night not to flush it in the toilet. But maybe you should have flushed it sometimes instead of popping an odd number of 5 kids. Remember when you asked me to look after them because you were going to get tacos really quickly? And then you come back 6 months later with a 'We are having our fifth child. ๐Ÿ˜' You didn't even bring me tacos.
๐Ÿ‰: This is not about my children. And that was a vacation with my wife where we happened to wish to try out tacos-- not a jaunt to a restaurant.
๐Ÿฆ‡: You act as if you don't spam this group chat with 'Why do babies poop so much? My son just peed in my face why does he hate me so?' and then dumping them in my shabby cottage for every minor inconvenience.
๐Ÿ‰: Other than our vacations, I only specifically deposited them to your house one time because we were doing pest control at the castle. Most of the time you voluntarily fight with grandmother over who gets to take care of them today.
๐Ÿฆ‡: And you let your grandmother win because my cottage is so shabby.
๐Ÿ‰: So that's what you're angry about? Because grandmother calls your house shabby?
๐Ÿฆ‡: No. It's because she usually gets three of the kids while I get two. It's not fair.
๐Ÿ‰: I always offer to renovate your residence whenever you wish.
๐Ÿฆ‡: No way. I teach your kids to live humbly. How will I do that if they live in a mansion with a hundred servants at their paws 24/7?
๐Ÿ‰: Fine. Grandmother will get two of them starting tomorrow.
๐Ÿฆ‡: No! She'll smite me with lightning!
๐Ÿ‰: I can't possibly cut a child in half!
๐Ÿฆ‡: But you can make one more child to make it even.
๐Ÿ‰: Were you not just reprimanding me for having five children just a few minutes earlier?
๐Ÿฆ‡: I said that's because you have an odd number of children. You should always have an even number of children.
๐Ÿ‰ turns off his phone and goes back to his wife to vent his renewed frustrations.
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๐ŸŒธI wanna be what my body wants me to be๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŒธ
Summers coming and all I wanna be is soft ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’š my fansite is on sale at its lowest price in a while because I'm gonna be vacationing and then moving soon!! But the good news is that I'm filming a ton today and scheduling stuff to go out while I'm gone. Be sure to check it out, my link is in my pinned post :3
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