#vampire and hot Cheetos

[harrywavycurly]

I’d like to introduce y’all to my latest tattoo, it’s Dracula eating hot Cheetos.

[viensamoimoncher]

I showed someone a clip of Armand from s2 and she was like 'ooh his eyes are beautiful'

1000000000000000% agree, absolutely no hesitation

but I had to physically restrain myself from showing her his s1 Cheeto contacts

[sidhewrites]

Every time someone asks me what books/media I like best, I feel obligated to clarify that yes i know they suck. That's half the point.

[starshine-shimmyshufflesmile]

Oh yeah He's angry. And that anger is just the mist wafting off a lake of pain. It's played beautifully. Assad impressed *the hell* right out of me. Juicy material for an actor, I'll give RJ that, as unlike Sam Assad wasn't a VC nerd & didn't know Armand inside out like we do. He was clearly carefully directed on how he had to play every scene from 6 diffrent angles- but that man damned well layered it up to perfection. If RJ manages the balls let Assad play the real Armand this role could turn into an Emmy minting machine for him.

as much as i think abt Armand’s yearning and romantic softness re: Daniel, in the show I do recognize in the 2022 scenes there is palpable anger Armand directs at him quite often??? and here is why I think the mind wipe was actually Daniel’s idea-

[kittyscupcakeandbunny]

My BFF is a Vampire

18+

BLOOD SUCKERS

Characters: ot7 x reader

Warnings: mentions of violence, described sex scenes, death, consumption of alcohol and blood, threesome, male and male intercourse, explicit sexual interactions, sharp objects, knife play, wax play, blood play, and more.

Genre: supernatural, fantasy, vampire, angst, reversed harem, best friends to lovers.

🩸My Master List🩸

Intro;

I knew something was wrong in the small city I’ve been living ever since I was born here and after I graduated from high school I was sure it had nothing to do with the fact that the whole year this small hell of a city called Spring Villa always rained every day.

Every god damn day.

Not that i was complaining, one summer during a high school trip to California was enough for me to realize hot weather was not for me. One day to be more specific, it was my first time and everything seemed so more alive and colorful. But all come to an end since i had to spend the rest of the trip at the hospital with an IV inside my arm due to being exposed to the sun for too long, just one afternoon which was the same as everyone else did but i was the only one who almost died that day for burning on the sun and end up looking like a hot Cheeto. After that i even started to enjoy the cold humid air hitting my face every day when i left to work, the only thing it didn’t change was my hatred for the rain every morning. Getting wet before work was not very enjoyable, everyone could agree on that note.

But the beautiful weather of the city was not the most uncanny thing about it, it has been almost ten years since a serial killer was circling around the Spring Villa. I was only a teen when everything became known to everyone in the city that something wasn’t right, so many bodies were found around Spring Villa along the years people began to stay at home locked away from everything. Some left the city for once and never came back, those who stayed were people who had nowhere else to go, like me.

My father was terrified of the accidents involving the serial killer in town and he too left before anyone else, leaving me and my mother behind. I couldn’t blame him especially after my brother ended up becoming one of the victims, when the police officer called for my parents to identify the body it didn’t felt real to me. I was not allowed to go since at the time i was underage but, I didn’t even got a chance to say goodbye either. My parents didn’t do a funeral for him, it was all too much to bear so instead he was cremated and thrown on a river on the west side of Spring Villa his favorite place to hide with his friends. Ever since that happened my parents have not been the same, I knew that sooner or later this was bound to happen. When father left it was the last straw of sanity of my mother, she became an alcoholic and well… not good.

I’ve been working at the Spring Grill ever since I graduated high school, apart from so many people leaving the city many others came from cities around the town to get a bit of incloser about the serial killer of Spring Villa, he was never caught and that mystery seemed to amaze many tourists around town.

People from all over came to my stupid silly little city to make videos about the killer of my brother, at first I was so angry at them I wished they just didn’t came at all but, over the years it became dull and empty inside my heart. I had more to worry about then that and since I needed money to pay the rent I was more then happy so many tourist came to Spring Villa.

After all I meet my best friend like that.

Notes: Hello readers! Here’s a new story for all of you I truly hope you guys enjoy this work as much as you all been enjoying my old works. This story has been going around my mind a lot and I thought what better time to write then now? So here it is! Taglist is open so leave your request in the comments and I’ll add you! Love all of you, Author. 🩵

[choices-binglebonkus]

I love the dynamic between Kamilah and Lily + MC. She’s this ancient, awesome, powerful as fuck vampire and they’re just a couple of idiots sharing the same brain cell. And she’s so sick of their shit like when they fed her a flamin’ hot cheeto and made her play Guitar Rockstar and she’s so exasperated like “not this fucking shit please…” but you just know she loves her two dumbasses. It’s honestly one of my favorite dynamics in the whole app.

[yuma-mukami-garden-god]

Ok, this is like really specific so HEAR ME OUT 😭🙏🙏 like so vampires are Likw demons in the canon lore, so how would they react to classmate that is like a mimic and impersonating how they think a human would look/act, who dresses scene bc they think that’s still Whats in style??

Shu Sakamaki

He lifts one eyelid from his nap in class and sees you… black tutu, neon hoodie, raccoon tail on your belt loop.

He blinks.

Then closes his eye again.

“Not my problem.”

Except… now he can’t stop hearing you say things like “lolz omg I’m totally gonna steal ur blood <3 rawr XD” and giggling while chewing on a plastic Hello Kitty necklace.

Even he’s not sure if you’re trying to flirt, threaten him, or summon Satan.

And he kind of respects that?

Mutters: “Freak.” But lets you sit by him anyway.

Reiji Sakamaki

You are a crime against order and fashion.

You walk into the room with mismatched arm warmers and say “Haiii, Mr. Reiji, senpai uwu ✨” and he nearly drops his teacup.

Instantly suspects you’re not human.

Investigates you like a science experiment.

Genuinely furious that your disguise is so wildly inaccurate. “Humans haven’t spoken like this in over a decade!”

You: “That’s cap bestie 💀”

Reiji: Googles “cap bestie” while aggressively cleaning his glasses.

Ayato Sakamaki

Thinks you're awesome.

Calls you “Eyeball-chan” because of the weird contacts you wear.

Doesn’t realize you’re a mimic. Just thinks you’re a human with swag.

You say “Notice me, senpai” and he’s like “Tch, I already did, duh.”

You bring him Monster energy and Hot Cheetos like it’s a peace offering and he starts crushing on you.

He has no idea why he finds you hot, but he does. Chaos recognizes chaos.

Kanato Sakamaki

You say “Teehee I wanna wear your skin like a lil hat :3” and he pauses.

Long silence.

Then he smiles.

“Do it and I’ll wear yours too. We can match.”

Congratulations. You’re the only being he tolerates.

Teddy hates you, but Kanato lets you braid his hair while you both listen to nightcore covers of Linkin Park.

Bonded through mutual unhinged energy.

Laito Sakamaki

He knows you’re not human immediately.

But he finds your little “rawr” routine charming.

“Oh~ Bitch-chan, are you cosplaying a person? How adorable~”

Flirts relentlessly, and when you respond with “Hehe staaahp >///< ur making me blush!!1!” he deadass starts wheezing.

Genuinely confused if you’re mocking him or flirting back.

He digs it either way.

Subaru Sakamaki

The first time you tell him, “OMG your vibe is SO main character” he blushes violently and tells you to shut up.

You lean in and say, “Don't cry, emo boy 🖤” and he slams the desk in confusion.

“Why are you like this?!”

You: “I saw it on Tumblr…”

He tries to avoid you, but lowkey waits for your weird compliments and neon friendship bracelets.

Mutters, “Freak…”

But wears the bracelet under his sleeve.

Mukami Ruki

You say “Bark for me, daddy 💦✨” and he chokes on air.

Instantly clocked you as non-human.

But rather than expose you, he’s morbidly curious.

He treats you like a walking cryptid: "And what, exactly, is the evolutionary benefit of glow-in-the-dark fishnets?"

You start calling him “My little Victorian Tumblr daddy,” and he starts having migraines.

Mukami Kou

He’s living for it.

You’re like free internet clout in scene-kid form.

Puts you in his TikToks. “Guys, look at this creature I found 💅🖤”

Thinks you’re hilarious until you try to suck his soul through your fake lip ring.

Then it gets real.

“Kawaii~ but, like, please don’t unhinge your jaw in public, ne?”

Mukami Yuma

“WHAT in the goddamn patchwork scarecrow hell are you wearin’?!”

You: “My OOTD is called ✨Raccoon Kandi Goth Revival✨”

You’re the only creature he’s ever met that made him shut up mid-rant.

You offer him a kandi bracelet that says “🍆 4 u” and he just stares.

“…Are you possessed?”

You: “Yuh.”

He avoids eye contact ever again. (But keeps the bracelet.)

Mukami Azusa

He loves you. Immediately. No hesitation.

You say “Owie zone unlocked XD” and he nods solemnly.

“Y-Yes… I understand… that pain…”

You give him a plush bat covered in safety pins and he carries it around like a relic.

The two of you create an aura so cursed it warps the weather.

Shin Tsukinami

He’s too powerful for this dimension.

Instantly knows you’re not human. Tells you your disguise is trash.

But you meow at him in class and he full-on glitches.

“I will end you.”

You: “OwO notice me alpha-sama~?”

He doesn’t kill you because he doesn’t want to admit he’s morbidly curious if you’re real.

Carla Tsukinami

You are a cosmic offense to his royal standards.

Calls you “the blinking neon disgrace.”

Tries to destroy you…

But somehow you dodge every hit by just yelling “RAWR XD” and skipping away in 6-inch platform boots.

He’s convinced you’re some sort of higher entity.

Avoids you. You scare him.

Richter

You corner him in the hallway with a Lisa Frank sticker and whisper, “Do u believe in unicorns, sugar daddy~?”

He disintegrates.

Just. Implodes.

Reiji finds him face-down on the floor muttering, “Too much color… too much… glitter…”

Karlheinz

He watches you from a pocket dimension with deep, existential dread.

He’s trying to build a perfect supernatural hierarchy…

…and you show up in a Skrillex hoodie, chewing on a Slurpee straw, saying “I’m like if Sailor Moon was in a deathcore band~ ✨💀🌈”

He rethinks everything.

[rrking]

I think about Astarion in modern times a lot but just

Kinda ooc this sounded funnier in conversation

I'm currently in a yazoo coma hELP

Going out on one of his late night saunters, he spots some hot Cheetos in the window of an off license

Cool, they're £1.75, he found some shinies for you when he drained some guy in a quiet pub smoking area jingle jingle men always have change in their pockets at the pub🙄

Astarion has seen you eat this particular snack before he thinks, he sort of remembers the red bag after he left you to eat your weight in Cheetos on the sofa

The vampire enters and the shop keeper knows DAMN WELL who this mf is it's the same guy who drained every fucking bird in the vicinity and unintentionally helped his business flourish now there's no pigeons to scavenge from the bin outside Astarion has in fact, won already

The shopkeeper also happens to know all your favourite snacks since you spent many an evening in there buying sweets or crisps (I love the hot wotsit cheetos)

"They seem to like the ones in the red bag." Vague, but to this shop keeper, he knows exactly what the spawn is asking for. He even throws in a plastic bag for free HAHAHA I can't imagine Astarion with a plastic bag I think he would die

Oh, but your face when he presents you with these cheetos. I would probably cry

But then he just buys them on his way home every night until you've got a literal pile of hot cheeto snacks

Pulls out all the shit he's found in people's pockets and lets you shuffle through it. Coins, old pennies, costume jewellery, baccy papers, lighters you have a collection forming which he likes to organise in order of colour

Loves it when he's accidentally found a Peter Rabbit 50p or something and you fuss over it, turning it over excitedly

Shinies become a daily routine because you seem to love his shinies

[evita-shelby]

Talking about mexican food it made me think if you have some hc for Tommy visiting a Mexican restaurant for the first time (modern au or canon) and the consequences of it 🌶️🔥 🤭. And I'm asking about him because I picture other partners tolerating mexican food quite well (especially Billy and Jack)

dhdhdhhd

yes omg he'd look like this ⬇️and its the chile que no pica(for Eva that would be literally every chile ranked under habanero)

Eva has cooked for him in the og, she made her own potato chips with salsa and Finn points outs Tommy takes only the ones without any sauce whatsoever. in the Count and Mrs. Shelby(where Eva and two mps' wives joke of tommy being a vampire) he has am allergy to garlic making Shelby!Eva unable to consume garlic if she wants to be with him physically lol

hc below the cut

he thinks tajin is spicy

he had a michelada once and couldn't stomach the tajin rim on the cup

always orders the least spicy food

he loves avocado

and horchata

was once accidentally tricked into putting habanero sauce on his tacos by Eva who looked unfazed by the spiciness

learned to say in spanish: el que no pica(they give him el que pica either way for being a gringo)

can't flip tortillas without a fork

his elote has no chile

he lost his mind when Eva added hot sauce to hot cheetos/takis/turbos

he ate an habanero pepper when he had covid to prove he was capable of eating one to John and Arthur

has to be the one to get Eva antacids in the middle of the night

[jjungkookislife]

Quarterly Fic Recs 2024: #1

Hello! I'm back again with the first fic rec list of 2024! I enjoyed reading these fics, and I hope y'all do as well! Please be mindful of the warnings on each fic and I encourage you to reblog fics you enjoy as well :)

Seokjin

king of tides @sailoryooons

summary: Seokjin meets a ghost of his past when he and his crew stop to celebrate for the evening.

Yoongi

desecrate @hamsterclaw

summary: A fall from grace causes you to stumble into the hands of a demon prince. Inspired by Lilith.

stress relief @dreamescapeswriting

soft Yoongi having a bad day

morals on sundays @/gimmethatagustd

summary: You’re still in love with your ex-boyfriend. Yoongi offers some help to get over him.

Hoseok

spider web @/sailoryooons

summary: Playing games with vampires is a bad idea. Playing with Spiders is worse.

Namjoon

gang shit @gimmethatagustd

summary: Your daughter’s classmate has a really hot dad. Apparently, you’re his arch-nemesis.

Jimin

technicolor @/gimmethatagustd

summary: Love is one hell of a drug. Bottled and sold on the black market, it isn’t for the faint-hearted. You’re not really interested in trying it until you meet Jimin.

Taehyung

the one with taehyung's indecent proposal @eoieopda

summary: your fuck buddy’s class reunion is coming up. that’s not something you expected to learn about. it’s definitely not something you expected to be implicated in.

Jungkook

none :(

OT7/Multiple Members

carnival of terror @theharrowing

summary: The carnival is in town, and it is unlike anything you have ever experienced. Will you make it out alive?

immortals @bang-tan-bitches

summary: Sometimes, you find your destiny. And sometimes, your destiny does whatever it takes to keep you.

petrichor @purpleyoonn

summary: You had been working at Bangtan Corporation for almost two years now, and not once have you ever laid eyes on your bosses. That was, until you met them when out with some of your coworkers. Now, you almost wish you hadn’t. Almost.

Seokjin

memories of you @shuadotcom

summary: Your memories with Seokjin are some of your favorite.

serve me @chateautae

summary: kim seokjin has been your annoyingly stoic butler ever since you started university, and were gifted your own penthouse. for years, your relationship had remained on the outs, subjecting seokjin to hearing your desperate moans for other men each time they climbed into your sheets; and each time you rubbed it in his face. little did you know that you were only riling him up, and it would be your moans for him bouncing off the walls when your taunting finally unravels his ironclad self-control.

sweet dreams @/gimmethatagustd

summary: Seokjin loves when you paint your nails pink.

Yoongi

broken pt. 2 @kithtaehyung

summary: the championship game lights up… and everything goes down.

maybe so @diorh0seokie

(cheating/angst)

Hoseok

gone wild @johobi

summary: Hoseok consumes porn like he does Cheetos: in unhealthily large amounts. He’s seen, and jacked off to, most things imaginable. But there are those photos that always draw him back…

hot rod @kinktae

summary: a 1950′s inspired fic where greaser Hoseok can’t keep his eyes, or hands, off the new waitress at his and his boys’ favorite diner.

keeping a secret @/kpopfanfictrash

summary: You and Hoseok have been hooking up for a few weeks now. No one in your friend group knows. What happens then, when he shows up at movie night looking better than anticipated?

flower @readyplayerhobi

summary: You finally decide to take a dip into the world of online dating and find the Flower dating app. One of the top matches for you proves to be a guy who looks to be your complete opposite; tattooed, pierced, a metalhead and oh…incredibly handsome. What happens when you throw caution to the wind and reach out to him?

who's your daddy? @ppersonna

summary: in order to get over your hopeless crush, you sign up for DADDI, a daddy-dom dating site. you can’t tell your friends, especially your best friend hoseok. but as weeks go on, you’re desperate to meet the man behind the screen.

groupie love @kimnjss

summary: he’s ½ of the famous rap duo, the 94′s. when stumbling upon a pretty youtuber, he’s quick to decide he wants to have her. but one night with her just doesn’t seem like enough.

heartbreaker ^

summary: you’re just his type. so it’s no surprise when all of his time and effort goes into making you his. though, they’ve always said… you only want it because you can’t have it.

swallow your pride @/ugh-yoongi

established relationship

ho ho horrible ^

summary: the one where your neighbor is a relentless christmas caroler and refuses to take a hint, but at least he’s really hot.

hate that i love it @yoongiphoria

summary: hate-fucking hoseok is your favorite and least favorite thing to do.

take care of me @/gimmethatagustd

summary: You’d never trade quiet, sleepless nights with your boyfriend for anything in the world, even when sometimes it feels like the world is falling apart around you.

not today, satan ^

summary: If you had known the demon tasked with reaping your soul would be a total #daddy you would have gone to Hell sooner!

Namjoon

the gang summons a demon @ugh-yoongi

the prompt: you, a powerful demoness, have just been summoned to earth. this man, this human, wants you to pretend to be his girlfriend for a few days so his parents will get off his back about it.

in the closet ^

office au

Jimin

none :(

Taehyung

rotten angelcake ch. 11 @inkedtae

summary: she’s as sweet as angelcake; he likes her honeyed rotten. this is a series following the complicated relationship between a sugar baby, sugar daddy and his corruption kink.

loverboy @kookslastbutton

summary: After a startling conversation with your coworkers, you start feeling insecure about your sexual prowess. You don’t initiate as much, you haven’t worn lingerie yet, and you’re still timid about doing much seducing with your body–are you giving your boyfriend boring sex? Taehyung reassures you that you are perfect and have nothing to worry about.

Jungkook

be mine @minisugakoobies

summary: Won’t you be his Valentine?

to give a helping hand @oddinary4bts

summary: when Jungkook comes home from the gym, he goes feral thinking about you.

oxygen @/gimmethatagustd

summary: If you get caught, you’ll both die. Jungkook wants to be yours anyway.

OT7/Mulpitple Members

lavender lover @/gimmethatagustd

summary: Taehyung broke all his rules for Jimin, even when it hurt.

Seokjin

chivalry @out-of-jams

summary: And they say chivalry is dead.

burn after reading @raplinesmoon

summary: The agency made the biggest mistake they ever could by trusting Kim Seokjin one more time. You weren’t going to do the same.

Yoongi

exitus acta probat @/bang-tan-bitches

summary:  “All you need to know is that my name is Yoongi and you’re mine now.”

beloved ^

summary: Court was just a game of politics after all. And you intended to win

the mark of yun-ki @/ladyartemesia

summary: For a thousand years the tiger god Yun-Ki has marked the heirs of the Min Empire and thus only a marked heir can inherit the throne. When the beautiful daughter of the Min Emperor’s loyal warlord rescues a mysterious tiger hybrid from the imperial prison, she unleashes a secret that the throne would kill to protect. The young emperor claims to be the chosen heir… but who really bears the Mark of Yun-Ki?

romancing the tome @/kpopfanfictrash

summary: Min Yoongi is many things: renowned archaeologist, versatile hat-wearer, on a bit of an unlucky streak with his work and kind of an ass. What he isn’t is fluent in Latin. Meaning, Yoongi can’t quite determine if he’s being led astray on his most recent archaeological expedition. Enter you, cultural linguist and all-around badass. The goal? Treasure. The means? Your teensy, tiny car. The problem? Min Yoongi is so damn annoying, you might just kill him first.

be my baby [SMAU] @/kimnjss

summary: when the love of his life suddenly vanishes, he drives himself mad looking for her. seemingly erased from the world, he’s forced to pick up the pieces of his life and move on… fast forward three years and someone who looks a lot like the woman he lost is being spotted, holding a kid with an oddly familiar gummy smile…

too easy @sweetestofchaos

summary: Yoongi’s sugar baby really wants that new Zimmermann dress

blackthorn ^

summary: Prince Yoongi and Princess Keena have been friends for as long as they can remember. But finding out they’re promised to one another in marriage isn’t the only obstacle they must overcome as war threatens their home.

stop thinking about me @/yoongiphoria

summary: there's only one person he thinks about with that song.

Hoseok

hot and bothered @sahmfanficbts

summary: You’re hot and bothered and your lawn needs some TLC. Enter: Hoseok with his big lawn-mower.

Namjoon

promise @joheunsaram

summary: Namjoon has always been in the periphery of your friend group, but when you meet the cute boy he doesn’t make the best first impression, or second, or third…

Jimin

renegade @/yoongiphoria

summary: is it insensitive for me to say get your shit together, so i can love you?

Taehyung

new flame @/gimmethatagustd

summary: Flame is a dating app designed for omegas and alphas to find heat and rut partners. You’re skeptical of using the app, not anticipating that you might find someone who is more than just a new flame.

enfer @/out-of-jams

summary: Enfer, the ironically named club, was well known for helping to bring together those of the living with the dead, well, undead. And your best friend had convinced you to try it out, to potentially find a partner amongst the sophisticated group of the otherworldly elite. You’d been open to it. But never would you have imagined meeting him.

stranger danger ^

stress relief @joonsmagicshop

summary: Taehyung gives you an offer you can’t refuse

Jungkook

none :(

OT7/Multiple Members

cosmic collision @/gimmethatagustd

summary: A responsible weedman, Yoongi always tests out new marijuana strains before selling them to his customers. When his supplier offers him a new strain, Cosmic Collision, Yoongi is eager to try it. What he doesn’t expect is the alien that comes with it.

accidental texts (hyung line) @ppersonna

accidental love confessions @kookiesjoonies

[bucketspammer4life]

The boxers during halloween

(sees christmas decorations being put up) HALLOWEEN. HALLOWEEN!!! HALLOWEEN!!!

Glass Joe

- has a vampire costume and is giving out candy himself since "hes too old for all of this"

- buys those big family size packages of candy to give out, he likes them because he can snack on candy when halloween ends

- purposefully calls obvious costumes dumb stuff to get reactions out of people

- "oh yeah did you dress up as my moms curtains??"

- "IM A GHOST AND YOU ARE FRENCH!!"

- drinks a glass of tomato juice with his costume for extra realism

Von Kaiser

- He dressed up as the frankensteins monster, only for his students to dress up as him

- He gives out raisins and toothbrushes for halloween along with fruit (NOOO!!)

- does scary roaring sounds to scare people, only to get laughed at, thats what you get for giving out healthy food during halloween

- tries telling scary stories and gives up halfway through

Disco Kid

- dressed up as a fully functional disco ball (functional almost autocorrected to father LMAOO)

- goes out trick or treating himself but gets bored

- watching bad quality horror movies with Mac to laugh at them

- helps the kaisers students toilet paper his house for fun

- carving pumpkins with the others

King Hippo

- dressed up as a Hippo (how creative of you)

- does trick or treating with Disco kid, after disco got bored he went all out on his own and got a lot of candy

- He ate the pumpkin he was supposed to carve, no remains left, also totally unrelated: has anyone seen Joe's pumpkin carving knife?? That he was supposed to carve pumpkins with??

- his dentist will not be happy

Piston Hondo

- dressed up in sailor moon cosplay, rocking it as he should

- is the one giving out candy because imagine if a famous boxer dressed up as sailor moon came to your house for candy,seems like a fever dream

- helping Kaiser un-tp his house

- attempting to call bloody mary for the 10th time, She probably blocked your number already leave her before she gets a restraining order please

- sad that he has no one to match with

Bear Hugger

- dressed up as the lorax, matching with someone else as the greedler (im not spoiling it shut up) the squirrel is joining them dressed up as those bear things in the movie

- giving out entire bottles of maple syrup during halloween, people dont exactly hate it but its kind of a jumpscare seeing someone dressed up as a maple tree hand you maple syrup

- tried to sit on a pumpkin, only to break it instantly

- people keep assuming he dressed up as a Cheeto puff

Great Tiger

- dressed up as a fairy princess, yes hes a fairy, yes hes a princess and no he will not share his magic with you, jealous ass

- using his flying to his advantage by flying around with fairy wings on

- throwing "fairy dust" (glitter) around, people keep finding glitter in their food, costumes, socks and basically everywhere

Don Flamenco

- who'd you think was matching bear hugger? hes dressed up as the greedler and rocking it, how bad can he be anyways?

- loses 10 years from his life eveytime someone doesnt notice the refs he makes to the movie

- if anyone actually gets the ref he'll break out into song like hes in a musical (a punch out musical would go hard actually)

Aran Ryan

- a demon witch, matching with great tiger and also throwing "evil dust" (Hot pepper flakes) around, aran i think youre just assaulting people

- robbed Kaiser from his actual candy he hid away

- evil cackling as he attempts to fly on his broomstick, only to fall on his ass

- chasing Joe with the carving knife

Soda Popinski

- a fridge, he deadass just wore a entire fridge with soda in it

- pulling out random stuff from the fridge and handing out to people, Water? Drink up, tomatos? Here you go!!

- keeps getting stared at but in a good way

Bald Bull

- hes just in a bull onesie because he lost a bet, embarrased but he finds it comfy secretly, fell asleep in it at some point

- people keep calling him a cow and its driving him crazy

- "moo"

- "IM A BULL GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU ALL BLIND ASS BITCHES"

- watching movies and falling asleep

- carved a pumpkin with Joe and ended up laughing at it with him for 10 minutes

Super Macho Man

- himself, hes not giving out any free shout outs today

- fuck you super macho man

- carved himself into a pumpkin

- He cant keep getting away with this

Mr Sandman

- dressed up as a mummy since he didnt have enough time to think about it

- hes the only one who can actually scare people with and without his costume

- tried to put a pumpkin on his head, sad because it didnt fit

Extra

- kaisers students did the trenchcoat gag, dressef up as him and tried to buy a car with 10 dollars and a dance performance

- mrs bear dressed up as a princess and did her make up, looks stunning

- carmen dressed up as a flamingo

- soda has to pay back that fridge now

[kadavernagh]

[pm] I'll be home soon, baby ❤️‍🔥I'm delivering 100 packages of hot Cheetos to one of the college dorms. I just know I'm a girlie's final straw, I can't fail her.

But I miss you so bad :( did the hours get longer? I'm like positive. Maybe getting out of bed to be "productive" was like my worst idea ever. [user has released an elder vampire before] Don't let me have more ideas, unless they're gay ideas. Um Have you [...] talked to Emilio, btw? I saw you picking up fresh worms earlier. I bet they were for him, right? He's not What if he finally had enough of my

[pm] What is that one, the heart there? Do you... have heartburn? I will be here, with pepto bismol. Possibly nude. Me, not the pepto. Though, of course, the pepto will not be clothed, but that's the norm.

That, um, is a large quantity of Cheetos. Are you certain they didn't make a mist The hours do seem longer, don't they? Perhaps perceived time is directly correlated to distance between bone partners. I can picture the equation. We should study and publish it. But I don't think the New England Journal of Medicine would

Jade, you say that all of your ideas are gay. The only thing you say more frequently is that all of my ideas are gay. Speaking of which, did I mention I'll be here? Regardless of the pepto, something will be getting relieved when you get home.

Emilio? Yes, they were for him. You know me so well. Why?

[new pm] That was innuendo.

[aggro-my-beloved]

Here’s a list of all the redacted audio-themed questions I thought of while high :

- Can werewolves have chocolate?

- Can vampires have garlic? Specifically the Olive Garden breadsticks?

- Does Milo watch jerry springer?

- is angel and David’s getaway car at their wedding a horse drawn carriage yes or no?

- what’s asher’s go-to dad joke?

- I think Darlin’ for sure smokes weed, maybe sweetheart joins them too. Asher might tag along he seems like the type. What would their high snack be? I’m thinking flamin’ hot Cheetos or something

[nanathott]

This or that, (#everythingseasoning jumping on the dilf lover this or that train)

Random Vers.

Edition: MEDIUM-HARD.

Romance books or fanfiction

Scooby Doo or Ghost Busters

Megumi lives or Nanami lives (muahahahhahaha YOU HAVE TO ANSWER, no excuses. Your poor son or your husband who never experienced joy?)

Cyndaquil or Chikorita

Hot Cheetos or Potato chips

Mermaid d*** or vampire d***

Knowing who your best soulmate is or not knowing who your soulmate is

Giving up tumblr or giving up tiktok

Cats or dogs (not which is better, but which you like better)

Friends to lovers or enemies to lovers

Horror or Action

Cool weather or warm weather

Mangoes or Passion fruit

oooooooooooooooh dilf lover you’ve inspired the people

romance books, scooby doo, megumi lives :3 sorry husband nanami but megumi is my actual son, chikorita, potatoe chip, i have ulcers in my tum so even pepper will make me violently ill (im exaggerating but not by much… i cannot do spice), VAMPIIREEEE, not knowing who ur soulmate is, i don’t believe in fate or soulmates so finding out wouldn’t mean much… if anything i might be a little defiant to try and express the fact that i have free will and my life isn’t predestined LMAO, give up tumblr… sorryyyy, impossible question, enemies to lovers, action, COOL WEATHER, mangoes

[m--rtyr]

In reference to my earlier ask, labeled cannibal time, time to discuss what each of the divine warriors blood tastes like!

Irene - Her blood tastes like honey and grass but also has an after taste that is both so foul and so addicting. The aftertaste isn't bad, but it sends your brain into overdrive trying to comprehend it. Like some cthulu type stuff. Her blood is the classic golden godlike ichor, beautiful but weirdly room temperature, as if you left a soda on the counter for too long.

Shad - Charcoal and iron, and it smells sulfuric. Essentially, if you stuck a really dirty screw in your mouth after retrieving it from a house fire. His blood is a deep red that looks almost black at moments, and it flows like magma. (Not one to judge, I like the taste of metal, and I liked chewing on Polly pocket clothing)

Menphia - Like normal blood but unnaturally hot and spicy. Physically hot and taste hot, like if someone set a flamin hot cheeto on fire after soaking it in blood. Rather addicting if you like pain and of putting is you aren't a masochist. Her blood is red with hints of orange, for flavor. No weird texture. (I am not one to judge because I like sea salt and vinegar chips, my own masochist chips)

Enki - Has the same taste as when you put a pen in your mouth, ink and metal, but I feel like it smells like old paper from a library. His blood is also unnaturally cold and is black but shines purple and green, like those iridescent nail polishes. Similar consistency, too.

Esmund- Before godhood, his blood tasted like blood, and too non-humans it tasted divine. After reaching godhood, the flavor upped itself, tasting like a solid whiskey. All oak and warmth. His blood is a bright red, vampires wet dream. It's vaguely the same color as ketchup now that I think about it.

Kul'Zak - Unironically, it taste like blue and copper and it is blue. Like, whenever you get a blue candy, that is the taste just add a copper coin. Has a weird as fuck consistency, less of a water consistency and more of a milk. (Partially based on the fact that some sea animals have blue blood with copper instead of iron)

ooo

i like this.

PERSONALLY-- personally... i like Shad's blood to taste rotten. And it's thick, and coagulated, and it's just ew and gross. It most certainly isn't enjoyable, and he just tastes very... long-dead.

You wanna bet on who kinda likes that tho?

[harrywavycurly]

This might be odd but I feel like i don’t know you but you write some of my favorite stories 😂

Hiii babes!!! It’s not odd I totally understand😂 well let’s see I can give you the 5 things that you’ll need to know if you wanna be friends with me! 😂💖

They are:

-I love Bruce Willis (like literally he’s my longest crush I’ve been in love since I was 8)

-I’m obsessed with Hot Cheetos and Vampires

-I watch shitty reality TV my fave Real Housewife franchise is Atlanta🍑

-My big 3 are Virgo, Scorpio, Virgo 👀

-I am always ready to fight (you can thank for 3 older brothers who used to surprise attack me with WWE wrestling moves)