#very much a shitpost lol

[randomgal102394]

does anyone need a sprite cranberry in these trying times

[gutzcore]

stuff I drew today :3

[sixteenthtry]

I know bro wrote this while pushing his glasses up with his index finger and a hand on his hip☝🏻🤓

[ghoulfuckersincorporated]

Headcanon: in a world where Fallout 3 was well-written and the Tenpenny Tower quest wasn't entirely botched, Roy Phillips and crew move peacefully into the building, everyone lives, and everyone comes to kind of hate and appreciate Roy equally, because he becomes the closest thing to a tyrannical HOA (homeowner's association) president you can be in the post-apocalyptic world.

If there's something wrong with the building, he somehow manages to get it fixed (usually either through his fairly broad construction knowledge or through his total comfort with all manner of confrontation), but if you commit some small infraction—overflowing mailbox, too much noise at improper hours, dirty front rug—you'll hear about it from Roy pretty instantly. They all talk fairly typical suburban, unserious shit about him behind his back, but will stand behind him and nod in unison when he tells Tenpenny to get his act straight and fix the roof or whatever.

[paintpanic]

would you rather have a yiik son or a hazbin hotel daughter

[caterpillarinacave]

man imagine you're a teenager in victorian era Britain where men and women aren't allowed to be alone together for two second lest an impure thought enters someones mind and all traces of the civilized world implodes and you finally do get married to someone and you are living together, you are literally sleeping in the same bed, you are pretty much unencumbered by the societal exceptions regarding what you two do together, and you find them incredibly attractive in every way possible, but you still aren't able to have disgraceful sex whenever you want because in some autistic haze you have convinced yourself that the person who refers to you constantly as "dear" and "darling" and looks at you like your presence alone is enough to make them believe that your people came from angels is married to you for strictly logistical purposes and thinks of you as nothing more than a friend. it must have sucked to be charlotte and henry branwell.

[sysig]

Simon Petrikov is a service top and you can fight me about it (Patreon)

[katyspersonal]

Fandom interaction these days be like

Person 1: I interpret canon this way

Person 2: Respectfully, I disagree with this interpretation because of [reason]

Person 1: Why are you coming onto MY post and being so rude to me like this??? Don’t ever do this again??? Who do you think you are???

Very good ask, but I will raise it to an even higher level:

you: *a very reasonable point about how reading of canon is an objective activity and a discussion that belongs to all fans of the thing and should have contributions so fandom doesn't forget what the canon IS*

me: *thinks that internet is a free place and you should be ready that someone will disagree with a HEADcanon all the same like a boss 😎*

❗ IT'S LIGHT-HEARTED IT'S LIGHT-HEARTED!!!!!!! fsdjhsdh Yes expressing your opinion is good and healthy and better public than your stupid rant Discords Kat literally no one else thinks this way Like, I remember how someone basically told me they "respectfully moved my point that Messmer was born after Marika's ascension away" and it was okay! Literally just not agreeing with this idea when there is nothing to confirm or deny either take! Just not act the same as a certain popular Marika artist did towards Val's good lorepost, where they used their fanfic and preferences as a reason to debunk his reading of canon... :>

But yeah sdfjhds We can argue whether it is fair to tell someone their art has a mistake or you should never open your beak unless asked to. We can argue whether it is fair to be transparent about how someone's headcanons are not your thing or you should, in fact, just talk shit behind their back to not accidentally discourage them. There are many reasons why someone falls strictly to one side or the other that can be as personal as they can be cultural. Regardless of your concepts of polite, internet communication and creativity, I think "interpreting canon is not your content, it is an objective and public activity" should be a common ground for all people. :p

For this very reason I am going to glare at lore Youtubers who think they can claim intellectual ownership over an interpretation and pester everyone who came to the same conclusion using the same source material for 50 minutes....

[neurotoxicyuri]

The Sims 3 Half-Life (2) Household

Brace yourself for utter debauchery!

(feel free to suggest characters & other funny stuff :3)

Barney and Alyx got ice cream together! …And then Barney dropped his :(

Intense gaming… featuring a crash out from Alyx, and a nerdy infodump from Gordon.

self explanatory…

For awhile, I was mad at the both of them. Their attempts to thwart my plans of having them be maidenless disrespected me, their God.

However… they quickly redeemed themselves to me. Alyx autonomously dumpster diving was beyond funny, and Barney made a pretty cute face.

I sent him to the beach to think about what he did though.

Meanwhile,

Gordon has been off on his own little adventures throughout this. I think sleeping in the test chamber would be ill advised.

You could say… I foresee consequences.

Ha.

[moonlit-dreamers]

after getting permission i decided to draw an interaction i had with an alter and turn it into a ship post bc it was really fucking funny to me

small explanation since some ppl are probably wondering why eclipse said he didnt love solar (and why solar just finds it funny lol) >.>

i project onto eclipse so heavily so hes aroace and loveless. he doesnt experience love and isnt ashamed to say he doesnt. he doesnt love anyone or anything. sometimes he jokes and is sarcastic about how he "loves something" but its always a lie in some way. which hes fine with lying, he does it all the time. just that when it comes to his partners he doesnt like lying to them so he just says it how it is. he doesnt love them. but a lack of love doesnt mean a lack of care :3

reblogs appreciated !

[alexpdcl]

totally forgot to post this edit on here but like hyeah. happy chinese new year (or lunar new year for those who celebrate that) there's still like a few days for new year so i'm not late i hope xx

[miitopiaenjoyer]

Out of context shitpost for the massive WIP I've been dedicating most of my time to! :)

Transcript under the cut!

[TRANSCRIPT:]

Chat, speaking with an arrow pointed to them labelled "(Talking to self)": Hmm... How to deal with these... feelings we're feeling about Magical John? What do you all think? Hit him with a cinder block? That'll help, yeah?

Magical John: UM. PLEASE DO NOT?

[emero0]

Long-haired akito — yknow what this means chat?

*summons the genderfluid akito propaganda*

*there is no propaganda its just me and my two other shitposts i made because my twins convinced me*

the card edit and then in the tags of a very long reblog yap lmaooo

[hold-baroque-inside]

[rogers-attic]

idfk its giving the same vibes lol

[grungler]

Some kid shouted at me asking if i was a boy or a girl, know he meant it as an insult but it kinda made my day 😁

Haven't even started transitioning and people are already questioning!