#walex

[fandomfuntimem]

Remember when I promised all my one shots would come with art? I lied. ANOTHER DOAI X RE CROSSOVER BE UPON THEE!

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The folie of deux au x resident evil

Leon dove below a desk. Holding his breath he heard the sound of heavy boots slowly approaching the door. The door creaked open.

"Leon?" It said, "helloooo..." it began to wonder around the room. There would be footsteps, then they would stop, things would be shuffled around, then it would continue searching. This thing wearing Alex's skin just appeared and began stalking him! Like that freakish super soldier from the police station. It knew his name, but that wasn't his cousin. No. It was some freakish mind controling parasite or something!

Leon heard it stop again. The sound of a book being slid from a shelf was heard before the brief flipping of pages.

"Huh..."

"No. Nothings wrong. I just find books inturesting."

"Yeah... so. It seems he isn't in here."

"I know, but maybe you saw wrong!"

"Ugh! I don't even know what you like about the guy. I get he's your cousin and all, but he carries those gun things and keeps running."

"You're right. We aren't exactly what you used to be."

"Yeah... sorry..."

A one sided conversation, and it sounded regretful. Leon felt his shoulders relax, "your cousin" it said. Was it talking to Alex? Is Alex still in there? Leon shook himself. Maybe they were still there, but they have no control. He can't risk his life. Even if there was a sliver of a chance at saving them, he couldn't risk it.

The footsteps started again, moving away from his hiding spot. Soon the door creeked open, and the creature exited with the door slamming behind it. Leon listened as the footsteps slowley, but surely, became quieter and quieter. He let out a sigh of relief. Slowly creeping out of his hiding spot, he made his way to the door. Leon pressed his ear to the door, nothing, its safe.

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Leon slowly made his way through the halls of the old office building. He hasn't found whatever Lankmann wanted him to find, but whatever it was can't be this hard to find. "It will revolutionize my research," he had said, "A matter of combining the two most optimal forms." Leon didn't believe it. Its probably going to result in a zombie apocalypse he'll have to clean up again...

He searched through some cabinets and desks. It would have really helped if they told him what he was looking for. Turning to leave he was only met with the tall lanky figure of what used to be his cousin. It basicly towered over him despite slouching. Black sludge dripped down half it's face, a glowing blue eye peaked through the curtain of slime. Clawed hands hung at it's sides, and the rest of their figure was shrouded in a black trench cout.

It smiled, "there you are!"

Leon tried to run, he really did, but it gripped his arm. A monstrously strong grip. He wanted to scream, yell for help, cry, but he couldn't. There was no one who would answer. The creature pulled him in, he struggled to no avail, and it just hugged him. A kind and firm hug. One that Leon hadn't felt in a long time.

Despite all his instincts telling him not to, Leon melted into the hug. He must be touch starved to take even the smallest form od affection from the mutated form of what used to be his best friend. "I missed you." It said.

"What?" Leon stepped back. The glowing eye was gone, instead he was faced with Alex's normal green eye on the right side of their face.

"I missed you. It's been years!"

"You were able to talk this entire time and you never did!?"

Alex laughed, "sorry sorry! Winfrey likes her freedom! It was pretty spooky though, wasn't it?"

"Yeah... it was."

"Ugh, yeah. Sooooo..."

"So?"

"Wanna grab something to eat and catch up? I know a place willing to make our burgers raw!"

Leon took note of the sharp teeth, carnivorous. Leon has seen weirder,

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My list of potention crossovers is extensive. I am also on a 9hr road trip rn and the most well behaved person is my 1yo niece. She's just straight vibin.

[closetfascination]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗

1. Wake Up - 13 Reasons Why - Gen - Rating: M

CW: deal with incarceration, suicide ideation, internalized homophobia, drugs, alcohol

This fic started as a "quick 50K Alex Standall goes to prison for his crimes AU" and turned into a 260K post-canon opus where I attempted to give the characters more realistic happy endings than canon. It's completely self-indulgent and consumed my every thought for 1.5 years it took to write.

2. Dancing After Death - 13 Reasons Why - M/M - Monty x Alex Rating: M (WIP - almost complete, the fic I'm actively working on right now)

CW: deals with issue of medical consent/ body autonomy, vaccination, drugs, alcohol, underage sex, internalized homophobia

Probably the story I've been writing the longest, although fingers crossed I'll be done this year.

The summary speaks for it better than I could:

In 1998, scientists developed a gene-therapy treatment they claimed would solve family violence, eliminate abusive relationships and allow people to find their soulmates. The government marketed this as a "soulmate vaccine" and by the year 2000 required mandatory vaccination of all children. It is now 2017, and these children are the first generation to reach puberty fully vaccinated.

Born in the year 2000, Alex Standall is one of these children.

He thinks the vaccine is B.S.

But the vaccine doesn't really care what Alex thinks.

3. He's All That - 13 Reasons Why - M/M Charlie x Alex Rating: T

Basically a She's All That AU - my foray into the rom com genre. My second fic, this still holds a special place in my heart.

4. Alex and the Seven Ugly Holiday Sweaters - 13 Reasons Why - M/M Winston x Alex Rating: T

Walex was the ship that got me into writing - I believe I saw a prompt on tumblr and this was the result. Just a fun Christmas fic.

5. 118 Daily Drabbles - 9-1-1 - Rated from G to E

My first real foray into a different fandom, this challenge got me writing after struggling with burnout and writer's block for many months. It's hard to pick a favourite from these 100, although I did love the little buddietommy series that come out of this.

This got long - thanks @acesartemis for the ask.

[doodle-girl]

Sorry I just feel like I need to contribute to this because I am utterly obsessed with this song (side note but oml this style is so fun to draw in :>)

*violent garbage disposal coughing* *accidentally hacks this out* For your consideration for the folie de deaux au? 👉👈👀

EXPLODES AND RELEASES MILLIONS OF CARTOON BONES IN ALL DIRECTIONS

YES YES YES YES 100% YESSSSSSSS YOU UNDERSTAND

@cookiecaker THE!!!!!!!! LOOK!!!!! LISTEN!!!!!!

[secret-spirit]

Excuse my poor unsteady hand I'm not used to this type of thing

[starwarsfangirl]

She is a remarkable vessel. With the engineering breakthroughs we tackled developing her, she’s just the start. She’s a real sign of things to come.

―Walex Blissex

[dogpastra]

went to a sushi place and thought walex would like to go too. unfortunately their medium barred them from actually eating

[superpyodan]

wenny and walex wednesday tomorrow.... feeling excited....

[puckpocketed]

WALEX LUNDBERG .

[cardboardclownery]

[ FOLIE A BBQ ]

bobo stop making random crossovers/aus with interests that dont really make a lot of sense challenge (impossible)

[eightwholebreads]

Walex Worme etc

[charliejaneanders]

This is so perfect and correct.

Also, shameless plug: We did a podcast episode recently that I'm super proud of about the bullshit surrounding the Turing Test: https://ouropinionsarecorrect.libsyn.com/we-failed-the-turing-test-walex-hanna-and-emily-m-bender

[impossiblemakerfire]

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[444namesplus]

Aalex Balex Calex Dalex Ealex Falex Galex Halex Ialex Jalex Kalex Lalex Malex Nalex Oalex Palex Qalex Ralex Salex Talex Ualex Valex Walex Xalex Yalex Zalex

[crimechannels]

By • Olalekan Fagbade Police arrest 1 Fourteen-year-old girl arrestex allegedly over murder of University lecturer Joy Afekafe, a 14-year-old girl, has been detained for her participation in the killing of Dr. Fumilola Adefolalu, a lecturer from the Department of Biochemistry at the School of Life Sciences of the Federal University of Technology, Minna, which occurred on October 28th. Joy, who was paraded at the Bosso Police Station in Minna, Niger State, admitted to the crime and stated that she had visited the lecturer’s house to confront and assault her for sending her packing. She stated that she had lived with the deceased for three weeks and was supposed to sponsor her education, but asked her to leave because she could no longer tolerate her misconduct. Joy, an SS 2 student at Day Secondary School, Gidan Kuka, stated that she went to the victim’s house with two of her classmates, whom she named Walex and Smart. She further added that during the assault, they realised that the lecturer intended to report them once they left her alone and decided to murder her, with Walex and Smart hitting her with a stool before stabbing her severally. Her words: “It was Walex who said that she would recognize us if we left her alive, so they started stabbing her with the knife we brought, I then struggled with the knife with them which made Smart enter her kitchen and take a knife there and they continued stabbing her. “They stabbed her in her stomach, her hands, her legs and she was just shouting Jesus, Jesus. After all that, they took her phone and laptop and her car battery before we left the house in the motorcycle we came in.” The Niger State Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), DSP Abiodun Wasiu, while parading the suspect, said that the police are on the trail of Joy’s friends, Walex and Smart, saying that the investigation is ongoing as the case is being transferred to the State Criminal Investigation Department (SCID) for further investigation and prosecution.

[closetfascination]

Tis the season so I'm self-reblogging this...laughing at myself. This ended up being 9 chapters, 35K - but it still holds a special place in my heart.

Title: Alex and the Seven Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Pairings: Alex Standall/Winston Williams, Alex Standall & Jessica Davis, Diego Torres & Winston Williams

Words:  3392 (Chapter 1 of probably 4 or 5)

Summary:  When Alex lost a bet he should have never made with Jessica and needed to buy multiple ugly holiday sweaters, he was mostly annoyed he’d have to visit a mall the week before Christmas. He never thought he’d meet someone who would change his life for the better.

This is the first of two holiday stories I will be putting out of the next few days. If Walex isn’t your thing, stay tuned for the Chalex one coming out in a couple of days. 

[cardboardclownery]

oh yea youre right abnormality dancing girl does kinda fi💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

IM BACK ON MY MV REDRAW SHIT!!!!!!!! GRAHHHHHHHH RAHHHH RA

to be so real. i just wanted an excuse to draw walex again is that so wrong-

i fvcking. i miss doaiposting man. can the world stop doing things so i can be on tumblr forever

if you want to. blinks. send in drawing requests. or questions. or whatever else idc man i just need an excuse to draw for fun forever