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momosweetpeach · 5 months ago
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I had thought about if Luffy had recruited the Strawhats in a different order and they got to see different crewmates origins/events leading up to becoming pirates, and well-
Zoro's whole first-meeting ordeal might have left a different first-impression with Sanji
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soaked-doors · 10 months ago
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voulez-vous, take it now or leave it
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prlssprfctn · 4 months ago
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Kinda need the whole family being tired as fuck from Tim's love stories and drama, so they send him away every time he finds a new crush.
Tim, struggling on how to confess to Kon: Hey, Dick, can you give me a dating advice? Dick: Oh, sure Dick, beaming cluelessly: Are you back with Steph? Tim: Oh no, I- Dick: Oh, right, sorry! Bart, right? Tim, embarrassed: No, I was- Dick: Omg, sorry, it was, uh, Bern? Tim: You know what... Forget it. Tim: *leaves* Dick, sighing in relief: Works every time. I hate giving dating advices.
Tim: Steph, can I have a dating advice? Steph, unimpressed: Are you cheating on someone again? Tim: ...Whatever.
Tim: Bruce- Bruce, hopeful: Yeah? Need help with something? Tim, thinking twice: ...Uh, actually no. Bruce: :(
Tim, stopping in front of Damian's door, unsure: ... Damian, right through the closed door: Drake. Spare us both. Tim: *groan*
Tim: So, I have this situation... Duke: Wait, I'll put the voice message recording, I need to send this to Cass, while she is on the mission Tim: Oh my god, MY LIFE IS NOT EVEN THAT MESSY! FORGET IT.
Tim, seething through his teeth on Jason's doorstep: You are my last hope. I am not even kidding. Jason: Woah. What happened to Alfie? Tim, with his eye twitching: He started to reminisce about his romance with Lizzie. Like, Queen Elizabeth. Lizzie. I can't listen to this any more. I need fucking advice. How to confess to Kon. Jason, who constantly writes fanfiction, but since his love life is non-existent at this point, uses his family's messy dating histories as an inspiration and references: ...Okay. Tim, gagged: Seriously? Jason: Yeah. Just work with me. What we are working with? Bridgerton ass romance? Miss Austen type of flair? Bronte's kind of insanity? Tim, sniffling: tHanK yOu
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apa-zapa · 1 year ago
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Iva needs a good fucking drink after this one.
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hhhhunty · 1 year ago
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Sunny day
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zorangezest · 1 month ago
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more of this miserable thing I made, somehow it became A Whole Au… no it does not get any better for them LMAOOOAOAOOA
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it’s a father/son descent into madness! im calling it DON’T DO THIS, DAD and it’s mainly about frenzy and soundwave’s extremely ill-omened endeavours to bring rumble back to life. yes rumble is very much around and actively haunting them. no he doesn't consent to this
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wuyushun · 2 months ago
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loki was cleared the moment he let my guy climb all over him
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kaizokuan · 3 months ago
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this catepillar of a brother
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quuiet1 · 3 months ago
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hopeless & helpless
// day 1: first meal
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soaked-doors · 1 year ago
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dynasties and dystopias
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ningadudexx · 8 months ago
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its finally autism
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jedaos · 1 year ago
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he gets it he really does
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sualne · 2 years ago
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he's fiiiiine.
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inafallsaway · 2 years ago
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Drawing time!
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deimosatellite · 1 year ago
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punk hazard i love you
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kyri45 · 11 months ago
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DBK might be an asshole but he got better couple therapy than these 2 gay monkies ever had in 5000 years and exactly bc he himself did it wrongly he need to make sure Wukong doesn't yell with his ex housband in front of the kids
Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST /NEXT)
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