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#sorry need to vent for a minute here#so for the past few months i've been renting a room in a house that's owned by a retired couple#there's also their two grown up sons living here as well as up to 2 other tenants#something i had failed to realize when booking my room - i didn't expect there'd be so many of us in here#i'm currently on a training program that's extremely demanding for me not only mentally but physically#and it's not helped by the fact that i live pretty far from my school so i have to deal with hours of public transit#on top of this city and its inhabitants being generally unpleasant#basically when i come back home all i want is to stay locked in my room in silence and not have to see or talk to anyone so i can recover#enter my landlord who everytime i see him just weirdly stares at me like he's trying to solve some kind of puzzle#which has been weirding me out from the beginning and making me avoid him#but he's also curious if not intrusive and it's been several times now that he's like 'i feel like i don't know you we never see you etc'#i've tried to explain to him gently several times that it's not against them i'm just tired and don't feel like socializing when i'm at hom#but this morning he was at it again complaining about not knowing me and not understanding me??#and i was like 'it's not a big deal' then was a little snappy and basically tried to get him to respect my boundaries and leave me tf alone#and i still don't know if he gets it#anyway aita for not wanting some old guy to 'know' me when i'm never gonna see again in a couple of weeks
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honestly i was always a bit... bewildered by bioware's business model, because i always thought (not to be a backseat game dev) it would not be hard to release supplementary vn/point and click/even twine game types of things of side content in between major releases? and that would probably provide both a mild income stream, and not need much of a budget or staff at all. something like the failbetter games collaboration they did, but more narrative focused and maybe tied more closely to the games rather than "here's a random town in orlais"
and people always say "ohhh the characters and romances are only appreciated by a small percentage of the players!!" with the implication that it's like a minority of female/queer players into it, but i really don't think that's true. the Average Man Player was also foaming at the mouth after dao because romanced morrigan mysteriously left the warden, haha. they were INVESTED. and there's the word of mouth effect too which i think is underrated - for every one person who's yapping away nonstop about Blorbo From RPGs, they have a decent chance of winning over other people who don't care about Blorbo, but just quietly like the combat or whatever regardless
and i recently read some bg3 developers saying that when they were doing EA testing, a huge portion of the players would poll as "i'm not interested in romance, only care about combat/plot" but then... they'd all pick a romance and play through it regardless. so there is really a market for that type of narrative/character focused content imo, it's sad that bioware kept remaking the entire engine and gameplay each time instead of being able to build successfully on a formula and add little side content pieces as a bonus.
#what i'm saying is: dragon age COULD have an entire side ARG based around idk#being like an archivist poring over different codexes and formulating your Takes on them and interviewing npcs#to solve some kind of puzzle that's then referenced in the main game#brother genitivi simulator#or just a cute text-based ''here's some party banter and character dialogue that your pc can interject in''#or even a more plot-focused thing if they wanted to use it as a way to bring back the warden#since they were never voiced and it would be weird to voice them suddenly#like a little ''here's a snippet of what they're doing while trying to cure the calling'' or whatever#alas!#we live under the burden of capitalism and live service models... 😔#this is actually something that would've made the dai war table missions kind of neat too i feel
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You know, I never really thought when we started working for the very first time in last November, I’d get to meet someone from work who cares about me a lot as they end up meaning so highly much to me.
#💭#🧧#I’m still feeling so emotional over today’s interactions with him#he made me lunch and we did puzzle together while he taught me more of the Rubik’s cube#he let me borrow his 2x2 to practice more of it but he did told me officially I’ll earn it this Friday for completing the 3x3 cube#also I got frustrated with myself because I kept making mistakes when he had me time myself to solve the cube#but he was constantly reassuring me saying it’s okay so many times#he told me I worked really hard today in terms of cube solving and doing the puzzle#which was really nice to hear#I really had no idea what to expect coming to this workplace#I didn’t even think if I’d be able to make any friends here#yet with M it’s a whole different experience of establishing and maintaining a personal connection#he cares about me so much and he expresses it in a lot of ways that a colleague wouldn’t really do + say for another#even when I was new working here I think M holds a high care for me yet I didn’t see it#when I thought he was just being the mature wise individual#but I did realize after three months of working with him this January#I still reflect on a lot of things he had done for me and what we did together#I’ll always think back to us building the snowman together in middle February and that was the point when we became truly close#he’s just so incredibly kind and supportive to me#and I always get me ;.; whenever I thanked him and he’d say it’s no problem - sometimes shake his head too#like if his gesture doesn’t mean much but. they do mean everything to me. HE means everything to me#and after everything he did for me and we did together I wouldn’t be surprised if he sees me as one of his kids like I see him as my dad#funnily enough I actually didn’t like him when we first met because of certain playful things he does with our clients that got me like :I#but I’ve grown to get used to his shenanigans as I can see he’s a diligent and precise individual#anyways though he’s so amazing to me#I’ll always cherish everything that happened from him and between us#as I’ll always appreciate him and all of what he have done#he’s just so wonderful I can never say this enough
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having a background in biology is its own little curse because I'll be wiping down the shower wall and thinking "gee this is probably slime mold! which means it has Thoughts"
#at least it probably can't feel pain#but what are we if not extremely complex colonial organisms?#multicellular creatures only evolved because a colony of single-celled organisms got too specialized#and we know at least some slime molds can solve maze puzzles just like a rat!#so like... if that was armageddon to you pink shower slime... I'm sorry 😔
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#had a Keanu dream#with his annual mark hunting thing#solve quests and puzzles thing#it's funny bc I had a similar dream before#and the quests were different#and this time we had fireworks as he was leaving?#idk what prompts it#but it was nice#at least some comfort while I sleep#I like that anyone can join in those quest hunts#it's like a city event of something?#in the dram I told my friend that the last time I hugged Keanu?#and this time he corrected my pronunciation lol#this is so silly but I liked this dream#personal
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had a nearly 2 hour long interview yesterday and when they asked "where do you see yourself in 5 years" i felt like crying
#dumb babbles#sorry but at this rate the “5 years” question gives me the same vibes as a guy talking about raising kids 3 dates in (experience)#sir ive stopped thinking that far ahead tbh#sir we JUST met you still need to prove you aren't evil#let's get one year under the belt first before we rush into things#idk it like a hybrid of what i've done in the past and it pays REALLY well but im so scared they're gonna want it to be my personality#it could be a really good opportunity as long as there's no secret blood contract.#If they can just teach me how to do the thing and then leave me in my little room to solve my puzzles that'd be neat i think#wouldn't it be funny if i started making more than my old manager wouldnt that be funny tho
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Sometimes people will criticize a piece of media for things about it they don’t like and some bozo-on-the-internet’s advice will be “well if you expanded your horizons and interacted with media that fundamentally Does Not Interest you…”
#txt#saw someone in the dragon age tag saying that yeah dav’s writing may not be great compared to other things#but there’s other media out there that has what you want if you just take a look at games that are Completely Different In Every Way#I don’t know why it’s such a widely unaccepted idea that people have preferences pertaining to the genres they consume#like if I’m upset with a game that’s combat heavy and plays a specific way#why would the solution automatically become ‘look for a niche game made twenty years ago that has absolutely no combat’#<- an example to describe the larger point before it’s assumed that’s the only argument I’m making#like there are multiple genres of games for a reason and I’m not saying you can’t enjoy multiple types#but I AM saying that when someone has very valid criticisms of a game that could have been and should have been done better#it’s kinda dumb to assume all their issues with it can be solved just by looking elsewhere#YES there are other games we would enjoy of course there are#but this is the fourth game in a series and most of us are here because OF that series not because we’re out searching for any old game to#play like this is about being a long time fan for a lot of people#and even if it wasn’t#it’s not like I’m going to be looking for a game that plays like dragon age#be unsatisfied with it in general#and then go looking for…say a puzzle game in a niche cartoon style with no combat…#that arguably has a story that’s much better than dav#because just because the story has what I’m looking for doesn’t mean I’ll be satisfied with an experience so divorced from the one I was#looking forward to in the first place that ultimately let me down#a thousand tags because my thoughts got away from me as per usual#rant tag
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my baldurs gate hyperfixation is getting bad enough that I’m thinking about bard!alex and rogue!jack on an illithid adventure
#dark urge Alex trying not to kill Regular Guy Jack#I’m emo and a nerd#I can’t ever be normal about my interests ever#would Rian be a fighter or a paladin#Zack is a Druid 100%#I like Rian as a paladin but only because that’s my main class rn#I think we have too many support characters on this party#no I think they’ll be okay#well bard spells aren’t too too damaging and depending the sub class rogues might not even HAVE spells#I feel like in this scenario Jack should be a bard and Alex should be a wizard#wizard Alex goes so hard#imagine being like#a nerd with magic powers#my fav bg3 character is Gale can you tell#I mean like it doesn’t even have to be baldurs gate au#dnd au would still slay#I just don’t know as much about dnd because as soon as we stop laying pretend and go into battle strategy simulator I’m like#Huh What Where Am I#I like the concept of medieval fantasy rpg#but like the puzzle solving part#not the managing spell slots and health points part#Rian Would be a fighter honestly#neon speeks#neon hyperfixates on a video game that has nothing to do with all time low#neon tried to make their special interest relate to their hyperfixation again
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#;ooc#ooc#X.IANZHOU L.UOFU DONE; P.ENACONY NOW#/havent been writting at all bc rl stuff and speedrunning s.tar r.ail#SO I CAN MEET- 3 other beloveds;#also bc im gonna make a h.sr b.log so im absorbing all (<- i say this as i barely understand the gist)#;delete later#considering i started like;; last week; i think i got here pretty fast-ish#or well i dunno how it would be in comparison to starting from scratch on g.enshin; last stop should be like;; i.nazuma in terms of#timeline? like if u only concentrated on world story quests only#but also my god when i think back; someone would have to lit pay me to replay all of g.enshin's story#SO MANY TIMES I HAD TO LOOK UP ON YT HOW TO SOLVE PUZZLES AAAAAA#im having spiritual DMG whenever i think about it#here it was much more mmmmm; easy to flow- like it didnt feel so tedious#like i didnt need to do 48975489758 character and npc quests to advance the story#so im so glad about that; and the auto farm option + skip already seen dialogues after losing and retrying again is -chef kiss-#whenever i remember that story with the kitsune lady in i.nazuma i get chills i didn't like it at all i caNNOT#i remember how much i struggled fighting that s.amurai my characters could NOT beat him#or the w.atatsumi island one that we lit never got to see again; or the one with the smoke island GODDDDDD#AND HERE THEY GAVE US... trial j.ing yuan god bless
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every time i do my physics homework I put on super Mario 64 dire dire docks theme (extended 30 minutes) in the hopes that eventually i can pavolv myself into immediately switching into physics mode whenever I hear the music. and also because its a bop
#it also isn't super distracting#like it's background music. it's chill#hngggg I cannot concentrate#like. Once I start thinking about toh and fic stuff my brain is like okay! Hyperfixation time#And refuses to slip out of hyperfixation mode for like. The rest of the day#it is so bad because I just can't focus and I can't think properly#I need all of my brainpower for this!!!#i have a shaky grasp on the topic#my main issue is just. puzzle solving it. figuring out how to apply said knowledge#and when I do a problem either it's just Way Too Simple and I'm Clearly missing something or I have No Clue Where To Even Begin#and either way I am incredibly unsure of my skills and my brain is just banging pots and pans screaming WRONG#I know that like. This part is just learning how to think that way and I can only get good with practice#but God is it Frustrating#especially since this is a summer class!! it's moving so quick!!#and I'm already behind because I didn't take general physics so I have to teach myself the concepts she assums we all know already!!#we haven't even gotten to the calc yet!! It's still basic algebra!!!#i like this class I just wish i could fucking Get It#i don't have friends I can ask for help and the tutoring center is okayish#hng#im just frustrated again. sigh#im probably getting all of these homework problems wrong#luckily she lets us do corrections and resubmit the work which like. Is very helpful#but I hate that I have to have my hand held through every fucking problem#lilac post
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I'm watching Adventuring Academy and Brennan and Murph are talking about when you become a DM, be prepared to only DM and never get to be a player and then he said "If you want to DM for me, hit me up in the comments," Brennan I've never been a DM but its my dream to learn, you don't know the lengths I would go to to DM for you PLEASE
#ive played dnd twice. both were one shots#and they were so so fun#the first was like. our party wound up at a circus and went into a fun house#and suddenly we were trapped and could only escape by solving puzzles and defeating a terrifying clown at the end#i drank poison on purpose and almost got eaten by an alligator. it was so fucking cool#and i got to live my tiefling bard dreams#the second time the party was in a new city for a festival that was essentially day of the dead#and there was a ghost in the river of a woman who had been drowned there#and we had to find out who killed her. and turns out that same person was killing children in the town#at the end we solved the mystery and reunited the dead woman with her dead children but there were still a bunch of orphans#the dm intended for it to be a pretty bittrsweet ending#but we decided that we were going to pool all of our money together and give it to the apartment manager wed met earlier#and get all of these orphans set up in the apartments to be watched over by the apartment manager#and both times ive thought 'this is such a cool fucking story. we are having so much fun.#i want to be the person that creates the stoey and facilitates the fun' like being a dm is my dream#and i know it would never happen but brennan if you see this#brennan i will dm for you. i will make time. we can get a long term game going. you can play to your heart's content#like both of the dms i played with created an amazing world and story. gave us that sandbox for us to play in#i would love to have players to take my stories somewhere!#and in this episode they said that if youve watched a bunch of d20 then you can dm. you dont need to have played#so im going to look more into like. learning to dm#i have the dm handbook bookmarked on my laptop so ill get there eventually#but brennan i will learn so fast. i will dm for you just give me a chance
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This is exactly what I want my future hypothetical family to be. This is what I will pass down to my children.
my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.
it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.
it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords
#I have a similar approach that was much less state sanctioned#which arose from being a neglected child that was very mechanically apt (defended from aircraft mechanics#electrical engineers#and physicists)#I wasn’t TRAINED per se but the tinkering gene was alive and well in these hands#and we lived in a probably legally condemnable house#so I macgyvered the shit out of anything and everything#did I electrocute myself a lot? Hell yes#did I learn by age 7 where the breakers were and how to turn them off before doing wiring? also hell yes. improvise adapt overcome bitches#our parents didn’t care to actually repair anything so if I wanted a functional house for myself and my brother I had to figure it out#and I loved a puzzle and I liked SOLVING a puzzle even more#so you better bet there was a catch to like nearly every function in that house#‘don’t touch that screwdriver it’s stabbed into the Sheetrock there for a reason it’s conducting the electricity for the dining room light’#’yeah I know this screwdriver is in the laundry room just trust me pls don’t remove it it took forever to find where to stab it’#on the flip side I have SINCE gotten a degree in engineering and 9/10ths of a doctorate in physics so#I can do very state sanctioned macgyvering now#with the spirit of my winging-it youth and the knowledge of MIT#I can send my family off into the world with solid fixit skills
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they made up for the last event taking hours to complete by making this one take 20 minutes at most 💀
#…that’s it?#i’m grateful for the jades bc there can never be too many phainon funds but uhhh#this feels like one of those puzzle solving ‘events’ they have you hustle through every region#but it’s also knockoff mario kart so…i guess????#whatever it is i liked this one better than the galactic baseballer nonsense#all for playing with characters i don’t have but for the love of god. what are we doing#30 mins for ONE stage because there’s 11 rounds and every enemy has 6 bajillion hp? hoyo.#hsr
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an ex-hero fucked up my game tonight
it made me laugh then pissed me off
stressed the fuck out of my team and made them panic
and i dont make pizzas or prep
not even a cashier broh but i checked the till that listed this SUDDEN explosion of orders
my homie who was the cook was like, “-ANOTHER ONE? WHAT IS HAPPENING?”
hm. very fucking STRANGE.. how in a span of just twenty mins (slow right before)
theres over 20 orders back to back that are ONLY carry-out?
no fucking way that its just a coincidence so i investigated it while they were losing their shit.
dont FUCK with my people. ok i know there is a silver lining and i laughed because it WAS FUCKING CRAZY.
then i acknowledged that the team i work with consists mainly of underpaid workers who are stressing the fuck out WHY this is happening to them. the battered workers who do work hard to make customers happy at the bottom chain of corporate.
most of these orders were a whole ass pizza these customers didnt have to pay for.
$0.00 for a whole ass large hand-tossed pizza with toppings that averaged.. a little less than $30. free. free. free. some additions that they wanted that did have a charge.
they all filled the lobby and were waited impatiently and my team was like getting FUCKED
i defended them. thats not fair. i just.. asked because i laughed because it amazed me.
“hey everyone. your order is being made now. they’re doing their very best so please be patient. we’re just a small p̷̨͍̞̱̠̹̝̰̼͙̈́̊͆̅͊̃̉͝ì̶̢͕̐̅͛͂̓̂̍͌͑̕͝z̶̟̱̆̓̌̅̾̅̉̃̾̿z̸̛͓̏͂̏̀͐̿̐́́̾̈́͑̈́̚͝ą̴̯̳̪͇̣̹̅̇͂̋̿̌̂́̀͘̚͜͝ ̶̰͖̲̬̼̪̞̪̗̙̗͒͊́͂̔̂̉̈́̈͑̏̄̕̚͘ͅͅḥ̷̡̛̮̩̣̻̖̌͗̈̿͂̈́̔̾̅̎̂̕͠û̷̢̢̢̧͕̫̮̻͙̯̱̉͋̓͒͝t”
“by the way…. how did you do it? you all used this.. COUPON and so many of you.. dont? have to even pay at all.”
little devilish smiles. woman told me, ratted.. cant remember because it infuriated me that they set me up for failure.
ppl normally would get annoyed by a snitch who spills the beans because it could ruin the secret cheat others use to take shit for free from the system. idc about retaliating against a very smart hacker, but i DID let the pawns know how it actually is. because FUCK THAT BS, BROH??
started acting pushy and thinking it was okay to bully my team who keeps scrambling. oh motherfucker, i had to keep reassuring them that our SYSTEM? got rigged. let them be mad, because the customer is always right? no.
a HACKERRRRRRR used a CHEAT CODE :) ding ding ding ding ding
well i mean, provided it to these customers, um, i mean.. CHEATERRRRS
fucking smart. THATS WHY I LAUGHED.
that motherfucker used those bitches LIKE PAWNS, which some of them? dont get.
they wouldnt STOP. we ran out of dough, overloaded our order screen until it crashed, GLITCHED
my manager had to shut it down. welp! game over. you fucking freed us and STOLE MY GAME.
motherfucker? i SHARED MY TIPS with THOSE KIDS. MHM?
your little hack? USED REAL PEOPLE. you have to be?
MIIIIIIINDFUUUULL
lalalalalalala

get that?
do you? or is it just fucking funny, ya fucking TROLL
mhm? cute. real fucking cute, but you missed the core of the issue.
one of the core issues is THE WORKERS. who do the labor, work hard to make people happy,
and who are just FUCKING. CHILDREN. doing? slave labor.
yeah, you fucking bitch. you know what the fuck i told them after the smoke cleared?
you can thank a fucking hacker that you get to go home early. boom.
i did that? for YOOOU. what did YOU DO? made them suffer till the system crashed.
you let those kids SIZZLE in the god damn frying pan when you glitched the fucking system.
i? told your um.. zombies you hooked UP? nice fucking cheat code. you’re not right to get impatient with us.
we are workers suffering already. i didnt even DEAL with that labor. i fucking told the customers how it was.
period.
i read you, broh. youre acting like a puppet master with the idea you are fucking corporate.
no. youre fucking? slaves over. because you provided a cheat code to let players win. okay. i get it.
they came to the smallest fucking branch, broh. are you KIDDING?
tehehehehe :) free pizza yay
generally? i wouldnt give a fuck. but you fucked with not just my team by stressing them out,
but you led your pawns to believe they really could just take that so easily, and.. demand.
“well my app said it would be ready by 9:30???”
i’m sure it fucking did. you put your faith in that thing all the time, sweetheart? yikes.
dont add up and the numbers are suddenly… SOOOO FUCKED UP? ITS GLITCHED?
just remind yourself, darling.
it’s a glitch? in the system.
A MATRIX … OF NUMBERS. ALL AROUND YOU…. CONTROLLING YOU….
and you cant even see it. you dont know. thats why? im helping you understand.

✨you’re welcome✨
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listen here, motherfucker.

#i was like…. yeah kyle.. fucking simon from dinner in america but also benson#im a chad broh dont fuck with my crew#the.. addicts? its not their fault. they acted like we were fucking them over by not honoring a cheat. i told them respectfully.#theyll think about it.. talk and share.. because? empathy is the anti-virus. you mind-controlling fuck. I SENT THEM BACK TO DEVOUR U BITCH#yep :) like that? psionic. powers.#BLAH BWAH BLAH I DONT CARE >:( want my PIZZA SO HAND IT OVER#oh oh ok you dont care…… well neither? do we. GAAAAASP….#whaaaaat? i dont get? what i want? because i cheeeeaaaaated?#no. you dont. im sorry youre hungry. you were wronged too. BUT U DONT GET TO BULLY KIDS TO FUCKING WIN BROH SO FUCK YOU#well fuck. thats not fun and now i just wasted all my time. man what a rip off. pffbbbffbbt.#WHATEVAAAAAAA#yeah bitch i turned the motherfucking tables like a bitch ass magician and then i pulled out a white rabbit#except i told them that the rabbit was just a little rodent who would paint the white roses red or OFF WITH THEIR HEADS#fucked up? yeah. gotta be to get them to.. question.. why… like a puzzle :) that you can solve if you know your mind. youre not stupid.#not okay? redirect that rage elsewhere. stop trusting numbers all the time. they are programmed to control you and you think you control#but you dont so i fucking humble you motherfuckers and NOW YOU KNOW#fwoooooooosh mindblown 💥🧠💫🛸🪐🦕
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import nltk
from nltk.corpus import words
nltk.download('words')
def get_permutations(string):
if len(string) == 0:
return ['']
permutations = []
for i in range(len(string)):
first_char = string[i]
remaining_chars = string[:i] + string[i+1:]
sub_permutations = get_permutations(remaining_chars)
for sub_permutation in sub_permutations:
permutations.append(first_char + sub_permutation)
return permutations
string = "LPEHEATN"
english_words = set(words.words())
result = get_permutations(string)
for x in result:
if x.lower() in english_words:
print(x)
#it was so hard to keep the giggles in#like first of all. the puzzle book is meant for kindergarteners#and also. WE CANT SOLVE IT#its ok its not our fault. its meant for 5 year olds and we're not 5 thats why we failed#youre welcome btw. im stupid so you can be smart and get entertainment. its a community service
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