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just saw the new Superman and yknow what I keep thinking about?.. when he’s fighting Luthor’s diversion in Metropolis, Clark is making every effort to isolate it to a relatively open space (the park). damages are at a minimum. but that takes time, it’s not efficient enough, so then the corporate-funded Justice Gang shows up - and oops, suddenly buildings are being swept off their foundations, civilians in direct line of fire, the city core is getting ripped apart. he’s scrambling to save children, squirrels, people caught in the red zone while the others are more interested in punching the big monster. the story makes it absolutely clear that corporations don’t care about life or harm reduction, and in a world in which superheroes are already normalized, this kindness is what sets Superman apart
#Superman#superman 2025#clark kent#james gunn#david corenswet#lex luthor#nicholas hoult#they drive that further in w that line towards the ending too#‘don’t know where we’re gonna land if there isn’t a planet here anymore’ or something like that#bc YEAH. yeah of course Luthor is willing to rip the world apart for his own ego#the temporary ability to fly away is enough for him#he doesn’t care about the long-term#they double down on this so much actually#even just After this fight#Guy Gardner is doing the flashy grinning photo op type shit#meanwhile Clark checks on the kids. are you okay? yeah everything is alright now. picks one up etc#he cares abt the humans he saves!! not the laurels!!!
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ghost who works with abused dogs because he can relate to their fear and anger and soap who's terrified of dogs but needs a service animal after he gets shot
ghost who's covered in just as many bite scars and scratches as he is scars from his childhood and the military, but he never holds it against a single dog
he knows what it's like to feel trapped and think you only have one way out
he sits through the barking and the lunges, steadily gets closer as he gently talks with each dog, apologises when he moves too quick and gets bitten because it's always his fault, never the dog's. no one bites for no reason
the pride he feels when he gets to share their blanket for the first time is only matched by the day of their adoption
it’s soap's friend’s idea to bring him to check out a dog to foster while his service dog goes through training. he knows he's uncomfortable around dogs - he never made a production out of it but you can only duck around someone so they’re in between you and a dog so many times before they pick something up - but he just thinks he's not used to them and being around one will be enough to calm him down
soap knows he needs a service animal; both for medical reasons and help with every day tasks but also for emotional regulation. he pings from depression to apathy to white hot rage so quick it exhausts him; he's so tired of blowing up at people just because he can't keep his head on straight
he needs a service dog
but just hearing the barking from outside has him so on edge, he's almost sick from it
a volunteer shows them all the dogs available to foster. his friend gushes over every single one; cooing about how cute and sweet they look, just darling things, encouraging them to jump up on their barrier and play tug with their toys, and “come on soap, say hello”
soap keeps his distance, smiling thinly as the volunteer introduces each dog
but ghost happens to be in one of the kennels working with his latest trouble case
and he can plainly see how terrified soap is, no matter how well he thinks he’s hiding it
he flinches at every bark, his hands fisted at his sides, but his friend just doesn't notice; too occupied with the lab mix he’s playing with. ghost can see just how tight he's winding up, the tension creeping up his spine, his “smile” twitching uncontrollably, and it doesn't surprise him in the slightest when he finally snaps at his friend to “just fuck off, alright!” after he keeps pushing him to get closer to the dogs
the abrupt silence is tight and judgmental; the friend giving him a wild look. soap gives a short apology, still angry even though if anyone just took the time to look, it’d be clear he doesn't want to be, and storms out while his friend apologises to the volunteer; dripping with shame and embarrassment that sets ghost's teeth on edge
he could've stopped a dozen times before soap blew up, should've seen the warning signs that he was getting overwhelmed and afraid long before he got to that point
he spreads out a few treats for his dog, both a reward for his patience and an apology for prematurely ending their time together, slowly getting to his feet. he heads outside to find soap in the alley beside the shelter, swearing at himself under his breath and looking seconds away from punching the brick
and when soap snaps, “enjoying the show?”, squaring up with his teeth bared, ghost just leans back against the wall; open and non-threatening and waits for soap to come to him
just ghost who knows what it's like to be angry and afraid and has the patience to help soap feel more in control of himself, never flinching from his bark or his involuntary bite, as well as help him through his fear in time for his service dog
#soap losing himself to his injury and thinking he can never be normal again bc of his emotional regulation and his friends reinforcing that#by expecting him to still be normal even though he physically /cant/#just for ghost to only know this knew version of him and accept him without hesitation#soap being the one to have issues while ghosts already done his healing is just mwah 😘 🤌🏻 chefs kiss#i described ghost as a bait dog once and i stand by that#but soap going from a fighting dog to a bait dog and still acting like a fighting dog? and being punished for it? good shit#so its not ghost treating soap like a wounded dog; its ghost treating soap the way he deserved to be treated when he was in the same place#i almost made the friend gaz just for simplicitys sake but lets be real he would never ignore soaps wellbeing like that or expect him to be#normal and ‘just fix himself already why are you acting like this’#the friend is giving someone who ‘had mental issues before’ - ie felt sad once - and ‘got over it themselves’ by thinking positive thoughts#and doesnt understand or care that mental illness can destroy people and ‘manifesting health’ wont help anything#but bc they did go through /something/ soap internalises the shame that he cant and keeps ‘taking it out on them’#if you have a friend like that btw fuck them off they arent your friend#we’re a team. ghost team#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#ghoap#soapghost#ghostsoap#soap cod#soap call of duty#john soap mactavish#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#simon ghost riley#cod mwii#cod mw2
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like a lake in a glass
#guy who is very normal abt a potion for love#zzz#zenless zone zero#my art#von lycaon#hugo vlad#lycahugo#somebody on twitter thought Hugo was mizi from alien stge and I shit myself laughing#Ur kidding#How did that happen#Anyway. insane about that lake in a glass lyric#context abt it is how the song is about a love that once was#and trying to get back the feeling for a bit#[will you give me a kiss from the past? Make it soft make it last like a lake in a glass]#Lake in a glass……Impossible and nonsensical#something that you once had now unable to fit in ur glass. [I don’t feel love anymore]#Idk. I like the yearning of it all.#the I wish we could play pretend for a bit that we’re still like how we were in the past#that nothing has changed#I think that’s lyhg too. a bit at least#all the reminiscing#doodle#doodles#THATS JUST MY ART TAG BTW. I have three because I messed up when i was 15
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#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayvik#arcane#arcane season 2#text posts#Viktor grabbing Jayce’s hand: If I eat shit You eat shit. Equality.#Jayce: We’re both disabled Viktor…#Viktor: hush Jayce#Viktor grabbing Jayce’s hand: /Our/ possible serious injury because we ate shit#they’re t4t to me btw#I love you Jayce Talis the canonical necromancer that you are#in my heart Jayce is the cook#I just know that that’s one of his love languages
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you and f/o developing a routine of talking to each other deep into the night, one’s leg over the other under cozy blankets, facing each other or the ceiling as your conversations go from silly questions to more deeper topics. they probably won’t admit it to you, but it’s something they look forward to every night even if one of you accidentally fall asleep on the other…
#3am and i go like ‘do you think we have a purpose in life’ just for shits and giggles but she takes it seriously and it turns into a two#-hour topic and we’re so tired the morning after#(it happens more than you think)#self ship#self shipping#f/o imagines
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Bro is f*ckin locked in
#this moron would love fortnite trust me (dont)#guy has a dancing doppelganger that taunts demons .#‘We’re out of fucking money!!’ (dante) vs ‘Let’s just rob somebody’ (V Vergil)#blud deserves all the vbucks in the world trust#i absolutely enjoyed drawing dante looking ugly and crazy#Blud is going to airfry his twin#devil may cry#dmc#vergil sparda#devil may cry 5#dmc 5#dmc memes#dante sparda#nero sparda#incorrect dmc quotes#vergil dmc#dante dmc#dmc fanart#help share this so i can keep drawing stupid shit for my beloved followers#WITH LOOOOVE—AZRAAAA#fortnite#fortnite battle royale#can u guys give me $13.95 so i can pay for my server boosts#thx#joke#unless#MWHAHAHAHAJA#vergil devil may cry#dante devil may cry
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People be like “Lucien is clearly flirting with Vassa! Elucien isn’t endgame!”
My babes in Christ, Lucien has flirted with every female character that has ever deigned to flit across these pages unless he hated them (Ianthe) or was terrified of them (Nesta).
You’re telling me that Lucien “if I give you the moon on a string” Vanserra has to marry every woman he shamelessly flirts with?!?! Well then damn my man better start building a really big palace for all those wives he’s gonna have. There literally isn’t a single POV character that doesn’t remark upon how hot Lucien is, how well dressed he is, how diplomatic and well connected. Fucking CASSIAN has to admit the man looks FLAWLESS like PLEASE!!
MAN IS A FLIRT OK LET HIM BE !!! Lucien’s can have a little fun being the hottest male in the narrative, as a treat.
#elucien#I’m on some elucien shit recently we’re all just gonna go with it#lucien vanserra#elain and lucien#nessian#acosf#sarah j maas#a court of thorns and roses#a court of silver flames#acotar
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watching yet another person fall from an unimaginably tall height
#this is kinda embarrassing#‘didn’t you draw a swk yesterday with the exact same color palette??’#yeah and I’m aboutta do it again#listen my color swatches are very unimaginative#sun wukong#journey to the west#jttw#lego monkie kid#lmk sun wukong#well kinda it’s sorta like my own fusion design on how I imagine the original and the lmk one mixed together#you ever notice that wukong designs overall hit the same beats#I like it I think the warm color palette suits him#tho I did originally wanna make him more peach toned#I still do this is just what we’re working with for now#digital art#my art#lmk fanart#jttw fanart#lmao if you think about jttw fanart has been around for a VERY long time#jttw is truly That Bitch#💅✨#listen man the guys like quadrillion times immortal I think it’d be alright for him to show off his snatched waist#he’s on his hot girl summer shit#also I think he’d kinda be a hoe about it#deserved honestly
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Watching the Darkness On Umbara arc, and because I still have Bad Batch brain rot, I’m thinking about how they would have reacted to Krell’s bullshit, so here’s what I’ve got:
Hunter: Sir, with all due respect—
Crosshair, flicking a toothpick: Which is none
Hunter, trying not to laugh: —we’re not doing that. Bad Batch, plan 43, let’s go!
Krell: Sergeant, you can’t—!
Wrecker: Too bad!
Fives, smacking Rex: Why can’t we be like them?!
#what’s plan 43? idfk i just picked a number#star wars#the clone wars#the bad batch#clone force 99#tcw incorrect quotes#general krell#tbb hunter#tbb crosshair#tbb wrecker#arc trooper fives#yeah yeah i know rex eventually said “fuck this and fuck you krell”#but as soon as the FIRST bullshit order came through cf99 would’ve gone “yeah fuck this shit we’re out”
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speaking of stiles stilinski, the way the entire fandom like. warped his character completely for so many years is still one of my favorite talking points because what do you MEAN pack mother. what do you mean he’s this selfless hero who would sacrifice himself for his supernatural found family…???????????? girl. 90% of the characters we’ve met he’s either distrusted and theorized as killers (most of the time being right to some length but that’s beyond the point) like a cat who hisses when their owners friends come over, and the other half he’s like. made multiple comments about wanting to kill or been. unnecessarily catty to. like . that motherfucker CRAVES violence. the entire show would’ve been completely fucking different if he was the main character. why did the fandom take these things from him when they make him SO interesting
#scott is his impulse control. like that is a canon fact#scott says actually we’re befriending all of these werewolves with morally dubious backstories :)) and he begrudgingly stops thinking about#drugging their food#stiles is just a guy. who got dragged into supernatural shit. because he really really liked his best friend. and if you want a charscters#who’s a selfless mother hen THE WHOLE SERIES REVOLVES AROUND SCOTT MCCALL.#teen wolf#scott mccall#stiles stilinski#stiles teen wolf#sciles#derek hale#long post#he doesn’t trust because scott trusts too much. scott says jump he says how high etc etc#EVERYONE CALLING LIAM HIS SON. DO YOU FORGET HOW MUCH HE VISCERALLY HATED THAT FUCKING KID 😭
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ex military ghost seeing gym rat soap flex in the gym mirrors and being concerned by how visually dehydrated and unhealthily cut he is
(cw disordered working out and implied unspecified ed)
ghost whose body is soft with fat, covering a soldier's build; he's stronger than every man in this gym and none of them would know. the culture’s shifted away from working muscle and strength, from health, and he’s known that for a while. but something about this one, the almost desperation he sweats with as he crosses pb after pb, holds his attention
he changes his workout hours to line up with his, changes his circuits until they’re on the same row of machines and uses the shared interest in weight training to introduce himself. he almost cringes as he does it but soap doesn’t hit him with the typical bro energy he’s gotten used to in gyms; he meets him with a smile, doesn’t try to crush his hand as he shakes it, even offers a spare hand towel to wipe himself off with
he’s nice, truly and genuinely nice and ghost hates that he’s gotten caught up in the swell of toxic self-hatred sweeping through his generation
he offers to be soap's spotter, getting him settled under the bar and though he gives him an odd look for it, follows his nudges to get his shoulders in a better position. he does the same to his wrists and elbows - it’s like he was never taught how to lift, just watched similarly untrained men and tried to emulate their movements - and sees how much he's lifting as he stands ready to catch the bar
all he can think of is how much more he could be doing if he just took care of his body instead of starving it
his body’s screaming for it; for fats and full sugars and salts and carbs, no matter how many supplement drinks he slings back throughout his set, and when he invites him out later, his near-empty plate stands out starkly next to ghost’s full one
as they get closer, he sees the "trainers" soap idolises; the sets it’s clear they don’t follow and the regimes based on nothing at best and damaging pseudoscience at worst. he sees the starved bodies and the borderline dangerous ways they lift and move because they never bothered to learn how; they just wanted the results
at any cost
every single one of them promoting unhealthy behaviour and so obviously taking steroids besides, no matter how much they deny it. but no matter how much ghost tries to point it out, tries to clear the wool from his eyes, soap just doesn't believe him
(can’t believe him. he can’t believe that he can't achieve it, that he can't just do more, be better; it has to be his fault he doesn't look like them no matter how hard he tries)
just ghost trying to lead soap back to a healthy mindset when it comes to body image and working out and getting him to realise he’s unthinkingly using it as a way to hurt himself instead of feeling good in himself the way he used to
#i may have posted this before i cant remember and i also cant find it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#its almost entirely rewritten anyway#soap would be the type to get caught up in all the gym bro shit bc of how desperately he wants to improve himself#if he never got the confidence and assurance of the military that his body is both capable and at its peak?#i can see him getting dragged down this road#is this a bit of a self directed kick up the ass? maybe so#if i cant eat for me maybe i can for ghost#dont give in to the disordered thoughts lads#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#ghoap#soapghost#ghostsoap#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#john soap mactavish#soap cod#cod mw2#cod mwii
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why are they batshit insane
#sorry I can’t stop shitposting#don’t come at me with the whole oh 2/2 has two choices so joker can choose not to do it so it’s not valid he SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED IT#IT WORKS IN SPIRIT#after he made all his friends give up their wishes#after being like maruki we’re going to stop you#maruki then pulls out the akechi card and jokers like ok well shit#look. He considered.#he seriously considered it. The only thing stopping him is akechi#literally comparing rank 10 and non rank 10 akechi choices for lavenza after third sem joker has regret options#like his regret is literally leaving akechi to his fate of assumed death#OK#IT WORKS IN SPIRIT.#and the twewy one is just. the interview that said Neku fully expected Shibuya to be gone#and that’s why he says what the hell#actually rip neku because he had to choose in ten seconds#at least joker had like. 3 dialogue options.#LOL#p5r#persona 5 protagonist#twewy#sakuraba neku#ngl neku might be more insane because Joshua is Joshua#persona 5#yeah this is shuake. To me#my art#doodle#doodles#shuake#and joshneku tbh but the fandom is so small im scared to tag not so relevant stuff in it
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guess who finally left the house for once
#we’re gonna ignore the mascara under my eye#chunky scared the shit out of me and i stabbed myself#also my lips are real dry#but i’ve been trying to drink more water#trying being the key word#i went to wawa and got a cold brew and a nitro espresso#drank half the cold brew#just poured the espresso in#because i’m irresponsible#kiki
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my mom casually remarked that she got spanked maybe once in her life and barely remembers while her brothers did get beat and like that just broke something in me. this whole time I’ve been arguing about physical abuse with the one person in the family who never had to go through it. i feel kind of stupid. because Jesus. of course she would never understand. of fucking course she doesn’t get it.
#like no fucking wonder. that’s why she doesn’t get it. she will never understand and I’ve been wasting my time#im really trying hard to not turn this into a no contact situation because it doesn’t have to be#and I told her to her face sobbing and hands shaking#I told her that right now it is her choice. if you keep pushing I will. the ball is in your fucking court#control yourself or I will never talk to you again#because she doesn’t have to be like this. it can be a good move in the end where we’re all excited about my new life#or it can be a bad one if you make it that way. im moving because of you and you have the power to make it so i never come back if you want#i gave her a very clear warning. dont try shit anymore im done#I’ve never done that before. I’ve never had to threaten her before#me thinking about how hard it is to even threaten to withhold affection from my parents#vs my dad giving me the silent treatment even as I begged sobbing on the ground for just a hint of acknowledgement that he doesn’t hate me#god I hate them#I hate how they make me feel#cw abuse#cw child abuse#vent post
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#if anyone’s ever curious what my discord chats look like#it’s this#it’s just me sending stupid shit to the same 2-3 people to try and make them laugh#and then they send me stupid shit too that makes me laugh#and so and and so forth#until it doesn’t make any sense and we’re left with THIS#anyway here he is#billy hargrove#pretty kitty heaven heart#pretty kitty Billy heaven heart Hargrove#my beloved#stranger things#stranger things edit#Billy Hargrove edit#my edits#my edit
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Weeee happy pride have a sketch of Riel being angry at Halleday because he has some class and Halleday has NONE he is a SLUT who needs a FIRM HAND @shepherds-of-haven
#riel syndran#shepherds of haven#pride#gender doesn’t matter literally at all when you can shapeshift but in this case this is just alt universe where Halle was born a man#he would be THE WORST every characteristic I’ve given him is rly toxic#he’s a top but like I said needs a really firm hand#perfect for a power bottom tbh#he has a worse temper than Halle but crashes out less - but when he DOES lose it it’s apocalyptic#he’s a lazy asshole who just wants to do his magic research so he is romantically passive#you can’t slow burn him you just have to tell him you want him and he’ll whip it out#anyway riel please teach him to be a man instead of a beast#I think he is a shifter and maybe an archer even though he’d look cool with a sword#he would actually have a staff but Yanno#anyway riel hope you like OP guys with a streak of pitch black darkness under their himbo facade#you can tame him!!!!#this was done when I was having some artist’s block and as you can see I got a flower brush#shoh#cog games#girls to come#he was not meant to be that huge but it just worked out this way - so I guess he’s like 6’5+ and we’re going with it#should out to kingdom-dance bc I love the name Halleday lmao I didn’t even think twice after she suggested it#oh shit his ear is too small omg but my apple pen isn’t working??!! oh well
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