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[bibimbinge]

"we have grown up and talked it through. I was ready to end mileapo but we've realized we are better together and we're excited to come back. P'Mile apologized so we're okay now"

........is it just me who wasn't even aware we were living through a divorce era 😶.....

[slashermary]

look. sometimes you feel the urge to make a silly little four hour playlist about a fictional blonde woman you're in love with and it's called being a dyke i can't help it

[boobertronian]

Tokyo Drift

Momo x 1 Racer Friend

Proofread by @vorrentis

Word counts : 9958 words

All works are fiction

ENJOY !!

“ Hey Takeru.”

“Oh hey Momo, how’s everything?”

“I'm … a bit broke.“

“You? Broke? That’s odd? What happened?”

“I spent too much on stocks and lost a lot. Sigh .. should’ve been more careful.”

“Yikes. Even your savings?"

“Yes … sadly. Oh well, lesson learned, now I need to earn some sort of income to pay my debts.”

“How much do you own?"

“1.500.000 yen.”

“That’s a lot dude.“

“Yeh .. I know ..”

“You wanna catch up? Wanna talk more about it?"

“Sure. Just get to my place and I'll explain everything “

Takeru then drives his car to Momo’s apartment.

The place seems a bit messier than usual.

“Yo. I'm here Momo.”

“Come on in, sorry things look messy, been a bit … yeh, you already knew.”

“Yep. That’s why I bring food, you like jokbal right?"

“Nice!! Welp I need something to relieve myself anyway.”

The two then dive quickly to their food and cheering with some beers, while turning on some musics.

“Cheerrrrrssss!!! To relieve all the stupid stresses!!!!!"

“Cheerrrrrssss!!!! To have more moneyyyyuu!!!!”

“Hey turn on some musics Takeru! I wanna get my mood up!"

“Hell yes Momo!!"

This must’ve been the most upbeat moment in the week for Momo since that stock lost. She dances while drinking their beers without caring about the noises, and Takeru just let her have her fun.

“Whew! That was fun!!! Man you won’t believe how depressing it was this entire week.”

“I can tell. That’s why I come by!”

“Arigatou my dude! But yeh, still have that money problem to solve…” Momo’s mood suddenly turns off as she throws the beer can to the ground.

“Gomen, couldn’t help you much on that. I'm pretty much low on cash now too. Jobs didn’t pay me well”

“Guess we’re both dirt poor.”

“Yeh. Life sucks.”

“Anything comes to your mind how to get more money?"

“Lottery? Man that thing is all luck, and my luck is shit.”

“Me too ..”

The two keep silent for a moment. Suddenly, an idea forms in Takeru’s mind, an idea that even him would think it’s either too smart or too stupid to try.

“Hey Momo, I actually have an idea? Wanna hear?"

“Go ahead. If anything gets me out of this dump I'm in.”

“You know that movie Tokyo Drift we used to watch?"

“Yeh, that was fun. What about it?"

“I was thinking … you wanna go street racing?"

“Nani? How-you mean like an arcade street racing?"

“No, actual street racing.”

“Isn’t that thing illegal? Kinda like shady ghetto sort of stuffs?"

“But hear me out. I … happen to know an upcoming racing event, they have huge price, I just remembered about it.”

“How come you know about it?"

“ I… used to go seeing those underground race, and … I used to race myself too.”

“Nani?? What? You? Don’t tell me you did that back in Uni times??”

“Yep. Earned some cash from it too. Not the best racers there but I did earn my reputation.”

“Sugoi, but, don’t tell me, you’re gonna race that for the money??”

“And I have an idea, how to win it too, but, I'll need your help.”

“I'm … listening?"

A few days later, at the underground circuit…

“So this is the place? Looks exactly like the movie.”

“Yeppp, welcome to Tokyo underground circuit Momo!“

 “You sound excited.”

“Been a while I’ve been here haha. Besides, I feel like tonight the price is pretty high, like four million yen.”

“Woaaa, okay now that’s what I want to hear. Let’s make this plan works and bail.“

“Let’s do it.” Takeru and Momo fist bump before driving through the cars.

The circuit is an underground garage in Tokyo, packed with customized cars, Subaru WRX, Dodge Charger, Nissan Skyline, etc, decorated to the teeth. loud musics can be heard all over thanks to the DJ booth.

Amongst the crowds are some racers, some look like normal citizens with flashy outfits, probably some Yakuza members, and their pretty girls either by their sides or walking around to greet people.

As Takeru and Momo drive to the signing spot, an announcer in flashy leather suit greets them with a loud voice.

“Yooooo!!! Looks who’s here!! Takeru my man how you doin? And who’s this pretty lady? Ya gf?"

“Ohisashiburi desu Keisuke, and nah she’s my racing partner Momo! She wants to cash in for the race!"

“Whatever dawg, gf, partner, all ya need is a pretty chick by your side while racing, right?” Keisuke greets Momo while flipping down his glasses.

“Yaahoo  Keisuke-san! And yes we’re in it for the win tonight!"

“Ooooh! That’s some spirit! Tonight’s gonna be hard dawg! Those Yakuza dudes are not gonna let you win that easy! They got the gears, and the girls.”

“Are you doubting about my skills Keisuke? Remember how I used to let them hit my smokes? I have the skills bro!"

“Nahh dawg, these guys are the tough dog. Have you heard of Hongo? Or Drift King? Him and his crew, they’ve been winning in crazy streaks. Ya must be either pretty wild or stupid to race with them haha, especially racing the King! He ain’t let you smoke him that easy dawg.”

“But the cash is BIG Keisuke, and we want in! Ain’t no way we skip this! Mind setting us up for this one? For old time sake?"

“Teme! Man, since you insisted, well I can get ya a spot, but win or lose it’s on you. Don’t drag me into your shit!"

“Perfect! See ya at the finish line Keisuke! Prepare to bring me that suitcase of cash!"

“Very confident! I like that in ya Takeru!"

As Keisuke walks to the starting line, he grabs the mic and announce

“Goooooodddd evening boys and girls!!! How are you doing tonight!!"

“HELL YEHHH!"

“That’s what I need folks! Glad you boys and you fine ladies are doing great because we are bringing the HEAT to the STREET tonight!!! Let’s welcome our new challenger, or should I say returning challenger? Give it up for my man Takeru and his fine lady Momo!!!!!!"

“God Takeru how do you know this dude?”

“Went to school with me back then, we used to be in the Tokusatsu club lol, he gave me some Gundam & Super Sentai stuffs while I gave him tiddies Gravure Idols photo books haha."

“I'm surprised you otakus end up here haha”

“Life always find a way haha”

As Keisuke announces the different racers, Momo and Takeru proceed to prepare for their plans

“Andddd here’s our champion!! The one, the undefeated, the onlyyyyyy! Let’s welcome our Undefeated Champion, The Drift King, The Unstoppable, HONGOOOOOOOOOOOO THE DEMONNNNNN DRIVERRRRRR!!!!!

A black Dodge challenger appears, as the crowd goes wild and cheering as the car’s engine can be heard from afar, closer and closer to where Takeru’s and Momo’s Subaru.

The car then stops next to theirs, with the window winds down, reveal the Yakuza racer, with tousle haircut and in leather jacket, point his fingers towards Momo and Takeru, next to him is a chick with red ponytail smirking at the two.

“ So.. you’re that guy Keisuke told me about. You wanna win the race?"

“Uh .. yes?"

“ Think you can win big on this?"

“Absolutely! Why not?"

“Then prepare yourself, for the hellish race you’ll ever have big boy. I'll run you off like how I normally do with the other idiots challenged me before, and.. I'll take the cash, like usual, and .. the girl. She’s a fine one I'll say, can’t wait to drive her home.” Hongo smirks while winding up  the window.

“That’s … very polite “

“Yep, so, we beat him and we take the cash right?”

“Yep, we beat him and we’re gonna cash in. You’re ready Momo?"

“Let’s go! Let’s do it!"

“ALRIGHT RACERS! READY?"

“SET!!!"

“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!””

The racers stomp their pedals, tire screeches and hit the race.

VROOM

VROOOOM

Takeru and Momo are the last of the racers, while Hongou, living to his namesake, demon driver, takes the lead, following by his racing crews and henchmen. The cars are speeding through the circuits, with the crowds are cheering wildly and loudly on the sides.

The cars are speeding up through the laps, hitting each other just to advance  to the top.

Tire screeches, engine roars and loud bumping sounds are heard in each turn, with Hongou and his crew are crushing and destroying other racers with heavy turns, drifting violently for the win.

CRASHHHHHHH

BANGGGGGG

KABOOOMMM

“Holy shit, did you see that? Those guys are just straight up killing people ..” Momo with her eyes wide open while talking to Takeru in a bit of a scared voice.

"Yep! That’s how it is here Momo, they’re brutal .. One reason why I quit long ago … That’s why, if we wanna win that big bucks our plan has to work!"

“Ok, I'm ready. Let’s do this!"

After a few laps, most of the other racers are either crashed into the borders or being eliminated along the way, leaving only Takeru’s car left aside from Hongou’s crew.

"Okay Momo, that last guy from his crew, we’ll take him first, get ready!"

"Yep!"

Takeru goes fast on the right, approaching closely to the driver’s side.

Hongou’s henchmen is a bit surprised, but nonetheless still trying to stay focused, as he’s about to use the same  dirty tricks as he did to other racers

"You’re not gonna get past me that easy jerk!!"

As he’s about to make a big bump to Takeru’s car, Momo, in quick motion, pulls her top off, revealing her bouncing tits immediately.

“Hey what fuck … !!”

Shocked by the sudden act, the guy looses control of his steering wheel, and ram straight into the circuit borders, crushing the front of his car in an instant, while Takeru & Momo continue the race in full speed ahead.

“Ooohhh, that’s gonna leave a mark!" said Momo while cheering up

“One down! Two more to go! We can do this!"

Takeru is speeding up to the rear of the second car, as he does his best to gain up on the driver. As the driver notices his presence, he does the best of his drifting skills to block the way, desperately force Takeru to back down.

But with some persistence, Takeru finally manages to get on equal footing, with the two cars are fighting for the second place.

“No way I'm gonna lose to this dickhead!" The driver screams out.

"You’ll be surprised pal!" Momo teases the guy.

As the driver violently pushes Takeru’s car to the border, Momo goes for her second trick.

Once again, she pulls her top off, revealing her tits, but this tits, she squeezes her tits with a dildo while licking her nipples, making sure the driver notices her lewd act.

“What the fuck that chick!! Those titt… HOLY FUCK!”

And that was his last line before his car crashes entirely to the turn corner, bursting through the steel barriers and completely eliminated. His car quickly turns into a wreck, with one of the wheels even falls out.

“Wooo hoooo!!! one more to go!!!!" Momo yells in pure delight.

“We will win Momo! I can feel it! we’re getting close!!”

The final opponent, Hongou, is getting close to the finish line. Seeing his lackeys are being defeated by a no-brainer, his soul boils in rage.

His mental is on fire, on a verge of wanting to trash the hell out of Takeru and Momo as they approaches him to the side, with some difficulties of course.

"You fuckers think you can beat me ??? The demon driver ??? I'll trash you into scrap metal !!!SHINEEEEEE!!!!" Hongou screams in rage

Out of frustration, Hongou bumps hard into Takeru, making him loose his momentum for few moments.

Not backing down from the dirty move, Takeru returns the favor by bumping back to his side, making Hongou even more furious.

The two cars keep on destroying each other on the circuit, inches by inches, bumps to bumps just to come out on top.

The crowds on two side are cheering on like it’s a real NASCAR event

“HONGOU!! HONGOU!! HONGOU !!”

“Takeru!! Takeru!!! Takeru !!”

The finish line is right up a head, as the two cars are in the final lap.

Takeru and Hongou are treating the circuit like a straight world ward battlefield, bumping and gaining on each other closely without losing sights on each other.

“ DOKE!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!! SHINEEE!!! SHINEEEE!!!!”

Hongou, face is turning red with real anger, his eyes and souls are on blazing hell fire just as his engines, wanting to literally kill his opponent. As he’s about to make his final dirty move, Takeru shout out

“NOW Momo! DO IT!"

In full glory, Momo pulls out her finishing move.

She pulls her top up, sticking her tongue out, eyes rolling back, while her tits drop furiously up & down through the motion, with her two hands holding two big dildos to both side of her faces.

“ WHAT THE F… OH NO FUKKCKCKCKC!!!"

BAAAAAAAAMMM!!!! CRASSHSHHHHH

Hongou’s screams out as his car loses track as it slams straight to the turn, flipping straight up and rolls over the track, ultimately destroying the vehicle into scraps.

“WOAAAAAAAA!” The crowds gasp in shocks

“ WE WON Momo! WE DID IT!!!"

“YESSSSS!!!! BIG CASH HERE WE COME!!!"

With Hongou eliminated, that means only Takeru & Momo left, as they’re dashing through the finish lines and the crowds are cheering in excitement.

“Takeru! Takeru! Takeru! Takeru!"

The crowd gather around Takeru and Momo’s car while it’s going back to the parking lot.

The DJ turns up louder musics while the crowd keeps on screaming and popping  drinks all over.

It takes a moment for Keisuke to slip through the crowd and starts with his mic

 “Well there we go folks! What a race! What a night! And we have a new champion!! Give it up for my man Takeru and his partner Momo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Damn it that was a close one! Can’t believe our plans went through!"  Momo tries her best to talk to Takeru with the noises all around

“Told ya it’ll work! Now let’s go get those cash! Hey Keisuke! Better pack that suitcase! We’re taking big bucks home tonight!"

“Already on it champ!" Keisuke then signals his girls to take the suitcase.

“Here you go champ! All in! And don’t worry, I ain’t cut ya a penny here, but ya can check!"

“I trust you Keiskue!” Takeru fist-bumps Keisuke while laughing off with Momo.

Suddenly, a loud voice interrupts the party…

“KONOYAROU!!!”

Everyone turn their heads around, as they’re seeing Hongo and his racers, with angry faces, some are quite injured and all are wielding some weapons, walking fast towards Takeru & Momo.

"Yo yo yo Hongou-san, what’s going on? You alright man?"

“DAMARE KONOYAROU !!That idiot! and that bitch along with him! They cheated! I want my money back asshole! FUZAKERU NA!!" Hongo yells out while holding onto an electric baton and his henchmen is speeding towards Momo & Takeru.

“ Uh … Momo, I think it’s time for us to leave …”

"Yeh, party’s over, let’s bail … “

The two then close the doors as quick as possible, fasten their seatbelts and Takeru immediately rev up his car.

"Fuck Takeru! Dude, run like hell, get the hell out of here! Turn back and go right! Then take a left, go now! You own me this time!" Keisuke does his best to informs Takeru while distracting the henchmen as much as possible thanks to the crowds.

“I owe ya some Gravure magazines big time dude!"  Takeru then hits the pedals and dash through the parking lot.

“HEY DON’T LET THEM GET AWAY! BAKAYAROU!!!! TAKE THE CARS AND GET THEM YOU DUMBASSES!" Hongou yells at his henchmen.

A series of cars then turn up their engines and speed up towards the trails of Takeru & Momo as they’re rushing out of the parking lot, bumping into some of the barriers, while the crowds are running away from them in different directions as Hongou’s henchmen are furiously tailing the two.

The chase keeps on going through Tokyo’s night time street, with Takeru pushing the nitrous to max speed, avoiding and turning as fast as he can, speeding through the street like nothing else matters.

But Hongou and his lackeys are taking things up the notch, desperately catching up with Takeru’s, while using gunshots to tear down Takeru’s car as much as they could with terrible aim.

BANG

BANG

The bullets are hitting into street signs, lamp posts, and some even manage to hit parts of Takeru’s windows, leaving him & Momo in shock.

“Takeru what should we do ?? They’re literally shooting at us!!" Momo screams out in panic.

“Calm down Momo!!! I'm driving!!!"

“How the hell can I calm down!! Bullets are firing at us and we’re running nowhere!!!!"

“Not nowhere! I know a place!!! Just stop screaming for a bit and let me find it!!"

“Ohhh fuckkkk I don’t wanna die before my 30!!!”

“None of us will okay ??? Now lemme run to this alley!"

“They’re gaining on us!!!"

“Shit!! These guys ain’t giving up!!!“

“Well this is a stupid idea!! How did I even listen to you before!!"

“Ayy don’t blame me! You’re the one agree full on when you heard the word MONEY!!"

“ Are you fucking serious ???? They’re getting close!!! Faster Takeru!!!"

 “I'm going as fast as I can!!!" The other cars are speeding up fast, tailing Takeru and Momo’s.

In a desperate moment, Momo yells out

“Fuckkkkk!!! Okay Takeru hear this loud and clear!! If you get me out of this alive, you can have whatever with me, fuckk, please let me out alive!!! My parents are gonna be fucking mad if I get caught!!! “

“Mine too if they do!!! But what do you mean by that !?????”

“Just Drive!!! Get me out of here and I'll keep my promise!!! Now go!!!! Push the pedal to the metal before the bullets splatter our brains out!"

“Alright!! Here goes!!!"

Takeru then quickly makes a harsh turn, driving fast to the forest road and speed up from there.

The Yakuza are surprised by the sudden movements, some of them crash into each other's car while drifting while some others keep on following the two.

Takeru then makes another quick turn through a dark forest alley, running towards a hillside road.

He then hides the car by running into a bush, while turning off his lights for a few seconds.

“Nande ??? Where the heck are we??"

“Shhhh.. keep it quiet Momo.”

The remaining cars are speeding through the alley, while the drivers shout out.

“Nani ??? Where the fuck are they ???? Kinji!! Yasuo!!! You see anything ???”

“Fuck man it’s super dark!!! This place is scary af!! I heard there are ghost in here!!! Yureiiii!!"

“Fuckkkk man!!! I ain’t going here!!! Can’t see a shit!! Maybe they’re going that way!!”

The remaining cars then turn back fast and exit the alley. Waiting for the sounds of their engines to diminish, Takeru and Momo slowly drives out from the bush.

“Are they gone?"

“Yeh. I think they did!"

“God.. please, I don’t wanna die or be here!"

“No worries, I know a place up that hill, let’s go!"

Takeru then speeds up to an uphill road. The road is a bit bumpy and lacks of lights, but they manage to get to the top of the hill after a few minutes.

Once they reach the top, they end up in an empty area, with smooth grass, and a view looking down at the city below.

As Takeru stops the car, the two breathe in and out

“Damn … man.. that was close.“

“I thought… I was dead for a moment.”

“Yeh … this will be the first … and last time I do this shit … no more.”

 “Me too… fuck … didn’t think it ended up like this.”

The two then slowly calm themselves. Momo then grabs the cash case and count the money.

"Okay … so … the cash is here. How should we split.”

“Welp. Half and half?"

“Actually, I need compensation, I did not plan to get into this shit so I want more!" 

“Uh … but I'm the one driving??”

“And I was the one showing my tits to help you win ??? And I nearly got shot??"

“Me too??"

“Ok, I get 70 you get 30.“

“What, that sounds silly!" 

“65, 35!"

“No wayyy!!"

“Ugghhh!!! 60, 40!!”

“Ay man the paint job ain’t that cheap!! And my car was nearly wrecked! And hey my hands are still sore from the entire race!"

"Okay just shut up! 55, 45 and that’s final!! I did the finish move therefore I'll have more!" 

"Okay! Deal!"

Momo, in quick successions, split the money to their parts and put into their backpacks.

Takeru then counts the money again on his end, just to make sure he gets enough.

“Alrighty! We’re all cashed in and happy! You owe me big time Momo!"

“What do you mean??"

“Ohhh I'm sorry, lemme remind you that YOU were the one who yell out “You can do whatever with me!" back then lol”

“What the I … FINE!! What the heck you want ?? Spit it out! More money??"

“Remember that time I asked you .. If I can have an one night stand with you?"

“That was years ago … and I was seeing some other dudes back then “

“Yeh ?? Are you still seeing any dudes?"

 “Nope! They’re too boring for me! But why ask?"

“Welllll! In that case, I wanna do it!" 

“Do what? Oh wait, you mean …”

“Yeppppp … I want it Momo.”

“You wanna … FUCK me??"

“Yeppppp, see, you’re hot, and today I kinda saved your life from those Yakuza, and you did tell me I can do whatever so … yeh I wanna fuck you.“

“Ughhh!!! Fine!!! As long as you don’t take more money from me! You pervert!"

“Hey! You’re the one who proposed this idea!"

“Fineee!! So, you wanna go to a hotel or something? Just get this over with so I can go home!"

“Actually, I wanna fuck you right here! Out in public!" 

“What the?? You crazy? What if someone sees us??"

“It’s 3 in the morning, no one is here, we’ve been here for like 45 min and no one walks by, it’s quiet, and no houses around. So it’s perfect!!! Beside I just watched some JAV and I wanna try hehe.”

“Goddamn it you’re a pervert “

“So, go on! I wanna do it! As soon as we’re done with this I'll drive you home safe and sound!"

“Ok, you better drive me home safe and sound otherwise I'll take more of your share you got it? Now what you want me to do??"

“Blow my dick! We’re always start with that right??"

“Fine!"

Takeru then removes his seat belt, then pulls down the zippers of his tight jeans. His dick slowly rises up, protruding proudly to the car ceiling to Momo’s suprises.

“Nani ??? You’re already this hard??"

“Since you showed your tits to those guys I was already hard hehe”

“Pervert”

Momo then removes her own seat belt, arch her body down to his dick.

She uses her palm to stroke up & down his dick, her fingers wrap around a long his shaft, teasing his tip a bit as it’s leaking some precum.

The motion of her hand is enough to make a man cum a huge load, and she does it like a real pro.

Momo then proceeds to lower her lips to the tip of his cock.

She wraps them around his shaft, then moving up and down in slow pace, letting his length penetrates her beautiful lips.

She quicken the paces after a few moments in, suck it deeper down the base of his dick, touching her nose to the zippers a bit, and keep on a faster pace than before. The more she does it, the more Takeru’s voice turns up the volume

 “Fuckkkk!! That’s it Momo!! Shiettt!!! Suck my dick!!! So good!!!"

Momo keeps on her doing, sucking his lengthy shaft for a while, with Takeru’s hands are on the back of her head, somewhat push her down slightly through the motions for deeper penetrations.

For a few moments on ,Momo then releases his cock and looking up to his pleasure-filled face “Hahh… see? I sucked your dick … as promise “

“Yesss … damn that was fucking dope!!! But I want more Momo!! Let’s get out of the carr!! I wanna fuck your face!! I can’t hold it any longer !!”

“Fine! Jeez you’re so greedy “

The two then get out of the car, with Takeru quickly get in front of his car, dick out in the air, pants lowered down pass his knees. Momo on the other hand is still feeling a bit hesitant but does it.

Momo, knowing what to do to her lusting partner, she drops down to her knee to the smooth grass surface below.

Her lips once again wrap around his hard dick, moving in and out. She resumes her paces, but this time a bit sloppier than before, taking long and deeper strokes down to the base of his dick, with Takeru enjoys every moment of it.

As Momo keeps on sucking, Takeru does his best to reaches down into his pocket and pulls out his phone. Aiming at her face, he starts to record her actions under the street light.

“What ?? You’re recording it too??"

“Yehh!! I’ll send you a copy later.”

“Ughh!! Do what you want then!"

“Then how about you look straight to the camera while blowing me off then!"

Momo has no choice but to oblige, she looks straight to his phone camera with her round puppy eyes, while her lips are still working on his dick.

He then uses one of his hand to hold onto Momo’s head, as he pushes his dick deeper into her mouth, fucking her in deep and fast strokes, with Momo’s hands holding onto his thighs for balance.

Takeru is going faster and faster, his paces quicken, his dick is ramming repeatedly into her pretty face while she takes it all without any signs of resist.

“Nghhhh,, fuckkkk!!! Anyone ever told you sucks dick very good Momo ?? Fuckkk I feel so good!!"

“Mphhhmm …” Momo does her best to answer but couldn’t due to the actions

 “I guess that’s a yess then!! Come on Momo!! Bear with me!! I'm getting close!! Fuckk!"

Takeru doesn’t stop his doings, but he’s slowly feeling the urge running ins his veins. He goes the fastest that he could today inside her mouth, gagging her to it. Within a few seconds, he’s on the verge to explode.

“Fuckkkk Momo!!! I'm gonna cumm!!!! Take my juicy fuelll!!!"

Takeru pushes his dick straight into her lips, deep throating her.

As a result, his cum pumps straight to her throat, loads of cum shooting out as he counts around 5-6 strokes down into her.

Takeru holds it for a bit, before slowly pulls out from Momo.

His dick forms a trail of cum onto her tongue, some leaking out from her lips down to the grass, with Momo opens her mouth wide to gasp for air, coughing a long the way.

Takeru doesn’t forget to be playful with her a bit by tapping his dick on her tongue and a bit on her beautiful reddish face.

"Fuckkkkk!!! That was great Momo!!! Man I haven’t had a blowjob like that for a looooonggg time!!!“

cough "Hah … I sucked your dick cough and you came in my mouth cough you happy now? You even filmed it too pervert”

“Yessss!! Gosh that was hot!! But I'm not done Momo!!! Come here, I wanna taste your tits and abs! would you mind?"

cough “Okay..”

Takeru then guides Momo to the hood of his car, letting her laying her back onto it. He then dives straight into her muscular abs, licking and kissing along her abs line, using his tongue to play around with her navel.

Once he feels quite satisfied, he moves onto her top, pulling it up to reveal her big tiddies popping out right after.

He uses his palms to grab onto both tits, feeling the softness and plumpness of her big ones, while his fingers teasing her hard pink nipples.

Takeru doesn’t hesitate to take on her nipples.

He suck them left and right, moving his face quickly, sucking and tasting her mounds and nubs while his hands still busy grabbing them. His quick motions letting Momo moans out in low voices along the way.

"Hah… you suck my tits hard ..”

“Mhmmm.. these tits and abs … mhmmm .. so juicy Momo!! How did you maintain them … so good .. mhmmmm “

 “I … workout … hahh.. I worked out a lot “

“No wonder hehhehe, I can taste these all say if I want to!" Takeru keeps on “feasting” over Momo’s tits and abs.

Suddenly he changes position, as he flips her, tits are mashing to the front hood, butt curving up and leg standing down to the grass, while her face looking straight to the windshield.

His hands move along the curves of her jeans, from her calves to her butt cheeks, slightly tapping on them.

He quickly yanks her jeans down to the bottom of her thighs, revealing her curvy butt cheeks with a pink panties.

Slapping her butt curves a few times, he’s kneading her plump cheeks with both hands, his fingers are digging into her cheeks and running along the curves, making Momo yelps in returns.

His lewd mind is controlling his actions, his two fingers are touching the outside of the panties right around her pussy lips, teasing her while pulling the panties straight up a bit. Momo moans a bit louder, her panties form a small wet spot, just as Takeru wanted.

With no more delays, Takeru pulls down her panties right where her jeans at, revealing Momo’s pinky pussy lips and tiny anus, out in the air in the street light. Takeru slaps her cheeks once again, then he drops down to his knees preparing for another “feast”.

As his tongue and fingers touch her pussy lips, Momo yelps out harder than before

“Ahh … “

“Mhpppmm .. tasty pussy Momo, man they’re very pinky and tight … mphmmm … sooo juicy… you taste so good Momo!"

Takeru teases her while his tongue and fingers are running back and forth in her tight walls, spreading them out so he can get in further into her.

Takeru is licking long strokes, tasting Momo as much as he can. His tongue also moves up to her ass, circling around the puckered part, making Momo jolts a bit with the sudden touch.

“Ahh … that … you’re eating me out … that tickles ..!”

“Mmhppmm …. So tight Momo … How many guys ever had a chance to taste you out like this hehe "

"I... I lost count... too many "

"Naughty Momo hehe, I think I have a way to turn things up a notch, wait for me a bit!"

Takeru leaves Momo hanging a bit, go back to the car doors to find something. Once he came back, in his hands are the two dildo and butt plug that Momo used before.

“I'm gonna have some fun with you Momo!"

Turning on the dildo, he lets it vibrate towards her pussy lips. He runs it along the lips of her pussy, teasing Momo’s clit.

Her body is shaking a tiny bit, her palms are still facing flat to the hood, while her face is squinting a bit but keep looking at the reflection of herself through the windshield.

But all that change fast, as Takeru’s dildo finds way into her pussy, spreading her lips out and slowly entering her depth. Momo’s expression quickly changes as well, with a surprise look and her breathings are turning up in volume. Her fingers are doing their best to hold onto the surface of the hood, clawing it a bit while enduring the penetration.

“Ahhh … that thing .. it’s entering me!"

”Just you wait Momo, you’ll love it!"

Takeru’s hand pumps a bit faster, in and out Momo’s tight and wet walls, doing his very best to enter her as deep as he can.

Like revving up his car’s engine, he turns up the power level for the dildo, as the vibrations are sending Momo’s body new waves of pleasures.

She doesn’t have any other choices but moaning louder, her eyes are squinting, her fingers are clawing the hood’s surface harder in attempt to fight back the vibrating dildo. Her back and upper body arch up, forming a beautiful curves under the streetlights.

"Hahhhh… ahhhhh … oh shittt … it feels …. Ahhhh shitt”

“Yess … I knew you’ll like it Momo!! There’s more where that came from!! And something new too !!”

Takeru then takes out the small lube bottle, squishing out some droplets onto Momo’s ass.

Using his thumb, he’s spreading the liquid around her anus, with the intention of both teasing and prepping her for another tight penetration.

Sensing the tease, Momo curves her head back bit, with Takeru is already having the butt plug poking at her entrance. Her slight nod brings a smile onto Takeru’s face, as a sign of agreement for another lewd act, as he slowly push the plug into her anus, letting it widen her tight hole.

“Arhh .. AGghhh .. … agghh .. it’s spreading me … … aggh .. it’s splitting me in half ..!”

“Bear with me Momo! Almost there!"

A few seconds passed, with some efforts, the plug is finally sheathed inside Momo’s anal hole.

Takeru, phone on his hand again, leaving Momo in the state of being filled by the sex toys, leaning onto his car, taking pictures in different angle he can think of like he’s in a museum or a car showroom.

Seeing Momo starts to ease into the fullness, he grabs onto the dildo, turns into the max power like full on nitros, pushing in and out Momo with lightning fast long strokes.

Momo at this point can’t stop her moans anymore. Her voice is louder and louder in the night, her body is shaking heavily due to the harsh penetrations, her holes are being filled and widen by two pieces of thick plastics.

Her face is reddened and forming sweats, her eyes are about to roll back, her mouth is opening and breathing, cries out with lewd sounds and cryptic Japanese words.

“Ahhhhhh … Fuckkkk … tooo … harddd … arhhhh … my holes … My holes … I'm … I don’t think … I can hold it … I think I'm … I think I'm gonna cum …!!!”

“Do it Momo!!! Cum your best!!"

“Aghhhh ..I'm cumming!!! Fuck I'm cumming !!”

Momo cums loudly, violently to the penetrations, squirting all over, making a huge mess down to the grass and onto Takeru’s body.

She screams out the loudest so far, her back arches up, her palms slam to the hood, her head tilts back.

She pauses at the position for a few sec, then suddenly drops all the way down to the hood, making a loud noise when her body contacts to the surface.

She’s trying to catch her breath from the orgasm, her face rolls to the side, body still shaking slightly from the impact.

Below, the two pieces of sex toy are still in her. as a result of her wet stream of squirts, the big dildo in her pussy are slowly being pushed out, then it falls down to the grass, leaving the butt plug somewhat still hanging in her anus.

“Sugoii ne, I didn’t know you’re such a squirter Momo! That was fucking hot!"

Takeru, his lewd thoughts once again take over, records everything with his phone.

"Haa… I … been a while.. have this feeling … have this urge … cum … this much … not sure … feels … so good ..” Momo tries to collect her words from her recovering state.

“I guess I couldn’t hold myself anymore Momo! I can’t wait to really fuck you now! I want to really take you right here !!”

Takeru quickly discards his jeans and undies, throw it somewhere behind him. He then supports Momo but helping her standing up a bit, and in quick succession, yanking away her pants and lingerie, leaving both of them completely naked below their waists

"Hey Momo, I have an idea, how about we get to the roof of the car?"

“Oh … okay .. sure “ Momo does her best trying to understand his thoughts.

The two then climb up to the car roof, they do their best to balance onto the slippery surface with their bare foot.

Once they feel a bit comfy, Takeru then pulls Momo close so he can grab her butt cheeks and tasting her tits again, while Momo enjoys the motions with her palms are stroking his dick back to full glory.

“Momo, I wanna fuck your tits, I want my dick to be real hard now!" 

"Okay .. sure … wait for me a bit “

Momo slowly downs to her knees, facing his protruding dick.

She licks his tip a bit, before wrapping her endowed tits around his huge shaft. she moves them along the length of his dick, making it popping up and down through her rack.

Takeru loves what Momo is doing, he even gives himself some freedom to move by himself, enjoying the softness in between her tiddies. He even loves it more when Momo also does her best to lick his tips, much to his surprise.

“Ahhh yesss Momo, gosh your tits are always so great!!!! So soft!!! Sugoiii!!! Man I feel like I can just cum for you any time just by looking!"

 “ well … you already cum in my mouth already didn’t you?" Momo keeps on doing while looking up to him

“Oh fuckkk yehh!!! Gosh that was so good!! I can’t wait to cum more for you and inside you!!" Takeru talks while taking pics of himself titty fuck Momo.

The two continues for a moment on. Then, Takeru suddenly stops Momo from what she’s doing, and in a slightly urging tone, he’s telling her his true desires for the night

“Momo, I hope you’re gonna prepare for the next “race” we’re gonna do. I'll go with top speed!!! And as many laps as I want!! Let’s go Momo !!”

“Jeez, you’re such a pervert and handful, oh well, I'm in it already am I? Don’t think I can stop you, beside, tbh, I'm … starting to feel exited now “

“Then what are we waiting for? Come here Momo let’s do it!"

Takeru then helps Momo up her feet.

He turns her around, back facing himself, with her slightly bending down and lines his dick into her pussy lips, poking at her tight and wet entrance

With a smooth move, he enters her, as deep as possible, feeling the warmth of her walls every inches as he penetrates her to the brim, until he can go no further.

“Ahh .. biggg … “

“Get ready!! Set!! Go !!”

Takeru, holding onto Momo’s abs and waist, start his “engine” and pumps into Momo.

He goes slow at first, just to get used to the position, in and out of her in slow strokes, as Momo also holds onto his arms for balance.

Once they’re getting a hang of it, Takeru, with all his might and power, pound her as loud as he can.

The sounds of skin slapping can be heard from afar.

The quiet night is now being interrupted with the sounds of two people fucking each other out.

“Fuckk Momo!!!! Your pussy is wrapping my dick!!! Ahhh shiett … so hot!!! “

“Ahghh… so fast!!! Aghh … deep in side me!! “

Takeru pulls Momo close to himself as she’s also arching her body towards him thanks to the penetrations.

Seeing a slight discomfort, he helps her to remove the last garments on her body.

Starting with her jacket, he pulls it out from her and throw it down to the ground.

Next is her top, as he also pulls it over her head, fully reveal her naked back and tits, and finally her beanie, both are being thrown away as quick as possible.

Free from the last pieces of clothings on their bodies, Takeru finally unleashes his “horsepower” into her, slamming his entire crotch to her pussy, his hands both grabbing one side of her waist and the other on her tits, leaving some hand prints.

Momo also does her part, she’s raising one of her arm behind his head to pull him closer, tilting her head back as they give each other some small kisses and tongue clashing, while continuing their poundings into each other.

"You like it Momo? Being pounded … being fucked like this? Having yourself naked … letting your close friend fucks you outdoor … ramming his engine into you ?? You like being fucked where people can just see you ?? You like this so much do you Momo? I Can’t stop fucking you !!”

"Fuckkkk … you think ?? I like it!! No… fuckk I can’t… believe.. I lOVE It … shitt … SO MUCH … Love how you fuck my mouth … toying around with me … fucking me on your car …!! Now … race your lap .. Rev your engine in me … FUCK ME TILL YOU RUN OUT OF FUEL!!! HIT YOUR NITROS AND FUCK ME !!”

“That’s.. what I want to hear .. the whole night Momo!! And I won’t run out of fuel … not this early .. NO … IF I DO … I'll MAKE SURE … MY FUEL … WILL BE IN YOU !!”

With that statement, there’s no stopping them now. The sight of two people, all naked under the streetlights, fucking each other on their car, as normal people would think it’s something coming out from a JAV .

 Someone can just pass by through the hillside, or a night stroll could see these 2, but at this point, none of it can even stop them from fucking and moaning,crying out in full pleasures.

Takeru fucks Momo like no others, their bodies are forming sweats after sweats.

His dick is thrusting her walls like a piston, rough and nonstop through the night, with Momo keeps on moaning.

At one point, they’re lowering down a bit, with Takeru takes Momo on all four, with him mounting on her, slamming himself harshly to her curvy butt cheeks.

Momo loves this position, being slammed raw into her, having her tits swaying back and forth or being grabbed tightly, even encourages her partner to give her some kisses onto her back and on her tongue.

Her head is moving left and right, her mouth is moaning, her eyes are widen in pleasure.

She lets him pound her like this for minutes before being pulled back to their previous standing position.

Takeru, senses that his “ race” is close to its finish line, reaching to Momo’s ears to tell her the things they both wanted to hear, preparing her for what to come soon enough.

“Momo, I'm close ..!! Fuckk … so tight!!! Your pussy!!! I'm gonna cum Momo!!! I'm gonna go to the finish line!!! I'm gonna fucking you so hard in this last lap … and I'm gonna cum in you!!! Get ready Momo!!! I'm … I'm gonna give you all my fuel!!!“

“Fuckkk!!! Yesss!! Gimme that load!!!! Fuckkk!!! Fuckkk me !!’ GET TO THE FINISH LINE AND CUM FOR ME!!!! FINISH THIS RACE AND GIVE ME EVERYTHING!!!”

And that’s it, Takeru finally reaches the finish.

His orgasm hits him hard, his cum is blowing in spurts and loads inside Momo’s walls.

His cum keeps going and going inside her, filling her whole.

He stays at his “ victory pose” inside her for a while, enjoying his win, somewhat hearing the imaginary crowds cheering for him, like he can see fireworks through his orgasm.

The two breathe in and out hard, their bodies tense up and reddened in the streetlights, resting a bit before pulling out from each other.

Takeru sits his butt flat to the roof, heads tilts up to the night sky and catching his breath, while Momo fully drops her entire body, chest flat to the roof surface, butt arching up the sky, with the cum continues to leak and run out of her pussy, making a puddle below her.

Takeru slowly regains his stamina, he reaches towards his phone again to take pictures of Momo’s leaking hole while playfully slaps her butt cheeks, slightly teasing her by pushing the butt plug, which somehow still inside her with his fingers, making her awake from her pleasure- filled recovery.

Momo then rolls herself back flat to the roof, her tits are heaving up and down with her breathings, finally able to form some words.

“Damn … shit .. must’ve been the hardest fuck i’ve had .. for a long time “

“ That was fucking amazing Momo, like seriously “

"Yeh … haven’t fuck anyone for a while … kinda need it. If I knew you can fuck this good,… I already let you did it that time”

“No regrets haha … at least now you know … I fucked you hard!"

“Yeah right ..” Momo slaps his thighs with her tired hands.

“So.. is that it Momo? Is our “race"Finally ends here?"

“Excuse me?" Momo suddenly rises up from her tired self.

“Uh … yeh?"

“I never finished with just one, dude! You fucked my mouth, you toyed around with me with those things, you filled my pussy, the butt plug is still in my ass and you call it done? No way, how about you get yourself up your engine again, pulls that plug out of my ass and we go for that “circuit “? Sounds good??"

“Oh ho!!! I like what we’re going for!!"

“Of course you are, pervert! Now finish that “race” too! I'm waiting!"

“ Hell yeh, but I think this time would be fair for you to take the handle hehe”

“Fineee!!! You lay down there and lemme do my thing “

Momo pushes Takeru back flat to the roof, then dives her head to his crotch for the 3rd time of the night as his dick back to its proud full state.

Within seconds, his dick is already ready to go for another round thanks to Momo's skillful blowjobs.

Doesn't want to wast any time, Momo then stands up, butt facing towards Takeru's face, bending herself down a little.

She then grabs her butt cheeks, slapping them just to test his patience, some of her slaps are loud and hard enough to leave some marks. Using her hands and flexibility, she slowly pulls put the butt plug and throw it somewhere down the grass, revealing her gaping hole, widen and opening in and out for the world to see.

“How you like that pervert?”

“Damnnnn!!! Sugoiiii!!! That’s one hell of a gape Momo !!”

“Oh you’re gonna love it for sure “

Momo squats down, lining her tight entrance towards the tip of his dick. She’s slowly lowering herself into him, as his dick is parting her anus walls apart, with herself gasping for air from the penetrations.

 “Ahhhh shittt!!! fuckkkk!!!! That’s too big!!!" “Fuckkk Momo go slowly!!! I wanna enjoy this!!!! So tightttt!!! You’re squishing me !!”

And Momo does that, she’s going slow, taking every inches of his long dick into her anal hole.

The warmth and tightness of her hole leaving both of them erotically moaning in unison up until his dick couldn’t reach any further.

“Ahhh … it’s… fuckk .. all the way in!"

“Hahh .. shitt … so warm and so tight Momo! It’s like your ass … crunching my dick!!"

Settles to the position, Momo leans forward a bit. She’s taking deep breath, her eyes are squinting a bit, her body is adapting to the situation.

Then, with all her might, she starts to bounce up and down, with her ass is fully wrapped onto his cock.

She wants to go fast with every bounce, harder and harder, discarding slow buildups and goes on full force.

Her bounces are fast and repeatedly, making the car shaking with her movements.

“Ahhhhh fuckkk!!! This … is too good!!! Momo!!! Bounce harder please!!!! Finally … I get to fuck your ass!!!"

“Arghhh … aghhh …. So tight!!! Your dick … goes straight into me!!!! Aghhh!!!"

Momo continues her bounces and she doesn’t seem to lose her momentum. Takeru also uses this chance to grope on her butt, slapping them along with her bounces.

Seeing his dick disappear in and out of her ass is a sight he never wants to forget.

Feeling the need for a change, Momo then leans back towards his chest, with her legs now spread apart from both sides.

With this position, her head tilts up to the sky, her hands pushes down to the roof. Takeru also has the chance to pound straight up into her, while his hands grabbing her bouncing tits, immediately taking his turn to ram into her, full force like a roaring engine in high speed.

“Pound me!!!! Fuck me like this!!! Aghhhh!!! Fuck me like this!!!!"

“I'm gonna fuck you deep Momo!!!! Gonna make you feel my dick pushing straight up your ass!!!"

Takeru’s hand now move down along her abs, then his fingers reach onto the surfaces of her pussy, toying around with her lips.

He intends to make her screaming out as much as possible with his teases, as Momo fully enjoys every bit of it.

Her scream is so loud and erotic, echoing the nighttime hillside.

Anyone who’s inadvertently passing by would encounter the sinful sight of two people fucking their souls out in full velocity, with little to no care about their surroundings.

Feeling Momo’s reaching her breaking point, Takeru’s fingers are intensely rubbing on her clit, making sure Momo would take herself to the finish line.

Momo’s eyes roll back, her mouth is still moaning and cussing in Japanese, her breathings are heavier and heavier.

All she needs now is a great push to her climax, in which Takeru is gladly helping her.

“Hahhhhh… ahhhh .. Takeru … Shitt .. I'm close!!! I think I'm gonna blow!!! Almost … almost there!!!! Fuck I'm very close!!!"

“That’s it Momo!!!! Squirts a huge one for me!!!! Do it!!!“ Takeru is screaming out while furiously rubbing her clit

“I'm… cumminggf !!”

 Momo is finally cumming, her squirts blow out like in streams, gushing straight down to the car’s windshield and hood.

She keeps on squirting, leaving her marks all over his car.

At the end of it, Momo hits her “brakes”, pausing her body in a reverse curving position, shaking and hardly breathing in and out with her orgasm.

Takeru down below, in his last efforts, taking a deep breath himself.

His hands now move down to her hamstrings, holding her legs up higher towards her upper body.

His arms hold tight into the underside of her legs, pulling her even close to himself.

Ready himself for the last lap, he “rev” up the very last of his turbocharged muscles, ramming Momo’s ass the hardest he can go for the night, surprising Momo with the sudden movements.

“Ahghhhhh ..!!!! Your dick!!!! Fuckkk !!!!! You’re breaking me apart !!!!!“

“Your ass is so good Momo!!! Fuckkk!!! I couldn’t stop myself!!!! Fuckkk!!!"

“Then DON’T!!! Fuck my hole hard!!!! REVVV IT UP AND FUCK IT HARD!!!! FINISH YOUR RACE AND RAM ME!!!"

“Gonna fill you Momo!! IM GONNA FILL YOU!!! GET READY Momo I'm GONNA REACH THAT FINISH LINE!!"

With many more hard poundings, Takeru once again cum his spurts into Momo’s anal hole.

He shoots loads and loads of cum into her, filling her even more than her pussy, to the point he can feel the hotness of his overloading cum.

His arms drops down to the roof surface, with Momo also drops her limbs and subsides onto his body, with Takeru’s dick slowly pops out of her tight puckered walls.

His cum flows out of her, staining the paint job and top coat.

Their bodies are full of sweats and drained, as both of them are winding down for the fucks they just had.

Momo does her best to scoot herself next him, with the two are now staring straight to the night sky, catching their breathes.

“Fuck .. holy … been a while .. I squirted that much .. been a while … someone fucked my holes that much ..”

“So … you like it?"

“Yehh … didn’t know.. you fuck that good .. again.. I underestimated you ..” Momo bumps her fist to his shoulder.

“Haha .. well .. honestly though .. I never fucked .. anyone .. that hard ..”

“Guess I'm your best then .. haha … of course I am …”

“You do Momo .. that was .. amazing ..”

“Sure … well… if you think it’s amazing .. wanna go for more? I want to …”

“Why not … the night still young right?"

The two then continue what they've been doing, but with much more intensity.

Pulling Momo’s to the rear of his car, Takeru then takes her in a sideway position, lifting one of her leg up to his shoulder and fuck her holes like he never fucked her before.

The two are taking liberties to try every thing they feel like it could please their lustful desires.

They then move down to the grassy ground, giving into their lewdness with Momo either rides on top of him furiously in her pussy, or having her ass being prone boned to the ground.

They’re even making use of the lamp post next to the car, as Takeru is on the verge of breaking his racing partner into oblivion with hard poundings, with Momo does her best to hold on to the post, her body is curving and shaking, her mouth is screaming and moaning in pleasures under the yellow light.

“aghhh … Fuck! Keeep fucking me!!!! Pound your fucking dick into me!!!! Make me feel greatttty!!!! Fuckkkkkk!!! I want you to keep your engine up and fuck me!!!"

 “Alll night for you Momo!!! Won’t stop … till I runs out!!!"

At the end, the car is being used for their sexual activities again, with Momo ends up spreading her legs, back flat to the hood, and Takeru takes the chance to ravage her two tight holes once more, keeping Momo’s being stuffed non stop.

Bored with exterior activities, the two then take themselves inside the car’s interior, fucking each other from front seat to backseat, alternating from one position to another.

Even better, they’re changing up their creativities, with each one of them switches up, either Takeru is taking Momo from inside his car, let her dangling out from the car door, to himself being outside and fucking Momo straight into his car seats.

Surprisingly how his car are able to withstand the impacts from their poundings, and the hillside is now an endless circuit of sexual desires.

An hour and a half later, we now see Momo and Takeru, sore and tired, laying themselves down to the grasssy floor, back leaning to the car doors. Their bodies are full of sweats, reddened and quite possibly running out of breathes from their endless lusts.

Momo, her holes are leaking cum, her face and body are being coated with some thick white cum, clearly are the results from orgasms, while her body is decorated with hand prints.

Takeru, in a similar state of tiredness like Momo, his dick subsides and his limbs are loosened up, hard breathings are being heard from both of them.

“Damn it .. my holes are sore.. can barely .. feel my lower body now … fuck .. “

“Me too … my dick is giving up now … jeez .. you drained me Momo .. can’t even move much now ..”

“Gotta admit .. your cum .. tastes good .. “ Momo keeps on talking while scooping some cum into her lips.

“Haha … well … maybe they’re tastier .. because I came inside you … haha” “

Oh just shut up!" Momo punches Takeru to his shoulder a bit, “…You know Takeru .. come to think a bout it … we did hella things tonight lol … We got the cash … we ran away from yakuza … we hid ourselves in a middle of nearly nowhere… we FUCKED all nighter… all over your car … all around here .. Damn .. I can’t believe how eventful all that was ..”

“Yeh … from racing … to fucking haha”

“Lol … is that all you care? Fucking me?"

“Well … partially!”

“Liars .. you’re a terrible liar you know that your perv ?? Now I'm hungry … man you better … find me somewhere to eat .. and something good too!"

“There’s a ramen shop nearby … I like that one … My treat … after all this fucking .. I'll need a large bowl too!"

“Yeppp!!!”

The two kept on chatting in their tired self until the sun is rising up their heads, slowly forming sunlights onto the grass and tree leaves, and the birds are starting to break the silence of the night.

Seeing it as a sign of wrapping up, Takeru and Momo rise up to their feet, with Momo’s hand are still teasing his dick, closely to wanting another blowjob.

Suddenly, they hear voices that are coming from the hillside road, alerting them up

“Hey? You hear something?”

“Yeh!! Holy fuck! Someone is coming!"

“What the hell you told me nobody come to this place??"

“I didn’t know there will be people here in the morning ?? Come on we need to dip!! “

“Fuckk!! Go quick!! Don’t wanna get caught naked!!"

The two naked people quickly gather their belongings, then dive straight into the car while having no pieces of garments on their bodies.

Takeru turns up the engine as quick as possible, pushing his pedal and drive away as fast as he can without a care.

 “Goddamn it Takeru!! You better get me out of here and get me home!!" The car drives away from the hillside, passing through the forest road and into the city, ending their nighttime Tokyo Drift.

A month later…

“Ok… sooo I already paid up for Mr. Hojo, paid that debt I had from Ms. Daigo, paid up for Mina-chan and Sana-chan, yeppp … finally cleared all the debts! Phewwww!! But now I have not much left again sheesh!”

Phone call rings…

“Hey Momo, how are you, been good?"

“Yep, just finished paying all my debts, ain’t no way I touch stocks again.”

“Lesson learned I guess.“

“But hey, I paid up and used up all the money again. Any ideas how to gain more?"

“Well … just check from our buddy Keisuke, I think … there’s another race in Osaka. So, what do you think Takeru, wanna race?"

[genericpuff]

So I guess Daily Pass is going away and instead ads will take it's place. Saw that it was a new update on Webtoons. Thoughts?

Just ran to check and I'll be damned, you right-

(don't come into my inbox asking me about this webtoon, i just clicked the first daily pass series i could find lmao)

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I have mixed feelings about this honestly, on the one hand the DailyPass system is dumb af in its implementation, it annoys the piss out of people when they can't just binge a completed series all the way through (esp when that's how these series are often marketed) and it's always been unnecessarily complicated.

But seeing as how they've gutted DailyPass but still have it set up through the other options... welp, this is probably gonna piss people off for obvious reasons, because now there's no daily freebie option.

Frankly I think DailyPass was a good idea but just poorly implemented, as a lot of series didn't offer up bulk alternatives like purchasing a series outright. That said, that option is available for a lot of DP series now, so if anything, this at least looks like Webtoons has been noticing all the feedback from its users and are starting to shift more towards what people were hoping for?

There are definitely readers who will complain esp when it comes to not being able to read for free, but frankly, the expense of accessing these series for free is as little as sitting through an ad, and as much as a dollar per episode. I can't very well sit here and preach about how creators deserve to be paid fairly for their work and then throw a fit when freebie options are reduced/removed altogether. Originals was always meant to be for the comics that had potential to generate profit, so this just seems like a step back towards that business model and away from the blurred - sometimes even indistinguishable - line that separated it from Canvas, which in and of itself has always been the go-to place for free, indie works.

This has been foreshadowed for a while now, Webtoons is clearly realizing how up shit creek they are after spending years building their platform on freebie content - now they have to pay out not only their private core investors, but their public investors too, so they're gonna be looking for ways to make money by any means necessary. Whether or not this will work though remains to be seen, as god knows when people are used to getting webcomic content for free, they'll find it elsewhere.

From a business perspective, I'm not necessarily shocked by their decision or even condemning it - capitalism's gonna capitalism, and freebie digital content like webcomics alone have never exactly been a consistent business model capable of generating millions like film or television.

From a reader perspective... it's one less option for reading, but it was an option that was frankly just as annoying and restrictive as AdPass and most of all, didn't benefit the creators who had spent upwards of years creating the content that readers enjoy.

How this actually pans out in the long run, guess we'll have to wait and see. I have practically no horse in this race anymore as there are maybe 4 comics total that I still read on Webtoons, and only two of them are Originals. It's definitely very telling (and frankly hilarious imo) how much Webtoons is now trying to backpedal on their own decisions over the course of the last decade - decisions that made them what they are today - because they realized none of those decisions were benefiting their bottom line.

Welcome to the world of webcomics, Webtoons - it's never been a capitalist's game.

[forsaken-headcanons]

survivors getting forsaken’d headcanons

only the ones i like the most, sorry,,,

TWO TIME: Disappeared at the altar after the sacrifice in a fit of psychosis. When they appeared in the cabin, they looked absolutely mad,, splattered with blood and in a pose as if looking at a star above them. probably freaked the other survivors out. they had to adjust quick, snapping out of it. despite being forsakened a few seconds after azure, azure appeared a few months after them in the spectre’s realm. why? timefuckery and also it takes time to brainstorm forms for the killers on the spectre’s end.

007n7: you might recognize this from my previous hc but. after losing c00lkidd he went on kind of a spiral,, resorted back to hacking wanting to get banned because he deserves it for losing his son, also wanting some form of vengeance against the world for taking away his child. he had stopped because he didn’t want to leave ck behind, but his anchor’s gone. also the admins in game disappeared b4 ck so the government was struggling rip

he disappeared right before he was about to get banned by an admin, the hammer about to hit. he kind of collapsed on the floor of the cabin before quietly going off by himself.

BONUS:

c00lkidd: run over by a car

ELLIOT: spectre thought it would be funny to put a relatively stable guy in hell. because funny.

more coming someday

sorry if these are ooc

could i be 🦴🍣 anon?

WELCOME, 🦴🍣 ANON!! :DD

holding everyone so close rn. two time getting forsaken lit 2 nanoseconds after the sacrifice as crazy work wtf spectre 💔💔 /silly OH HYEAH WE RECOGNIZE THAT 7N7 ONE. OH. IN TEARS. NOOOOOOOOO OMHOJOKLFNDLD hsdhkajshd,jdl 7n7... our dearest... (< biased)

the car crash anon got to c00lkidd zawg 💔💔💔💔 can't have shit in this household /ref !! also help we're imagining elliot coming home after work and like. opening the house door. only to be met by the cabin. he turns around to leave but the door shut on its own and welp guess who else bit the dust /sillier. YOINK!

[clockwayswrites]

Rumors of a Prince

“You could always ask Jason to pay her a visit,” Dick said from where he was lounging, mostly upside down, on the couch in Bruce’s study.

Bruce frowned at him. “I am not going to have Jason kill Vickie Vale.”

“Hey, you’re the one who said kill!” Dick held his hands up or, rather, given his position, down. “I just meant puts some fear into her. Maybe kidnap her for a few days so that she can’t write any more libel.”

Bruce found himself smiling, slightly and against his better judgment. It faded away when he looked back at his laptop. “At least in this case, it wouldn’t do much good. The stories is already out there and, unfortunately, Vale’s take on it has captured the public’s attention.”

“Tim knows I bet… and Babs.”

“Undoubtedly by now.”

“And if those two know, Steph knows. If Steph knows, she’s ranted to Cass.”

“Yes.” This family was impossible to keep things secret in.

“Welp,” Dick said and swung himself to be sitting up normally— or as normally as Dick ever sat. “Then I guess we better tell the others. How do you want to divide this?”

Bruce was grateful that Dick was willing to be his partner in this. “You would be best to take Jason. I’ll speak with Damian. Either of us can catch Duke when he returns from his patrol.”

Dick nodded. “And Tom?”

“I think perhaps it would be best to have as much of the family in the manor as possible,” Bruce said after a moment. “If he destabilizes, I want him to know that we are around and that he is still safe.”

“Alright.” Dick slapped his knees once and stood. “I’ll drag Jason back then. You know he’ll come if it’s for Tom.”

“Make sure he reads the article before he comes over.”

Dick grimaced. “Yeah. Yeah, that would be best. I’m going to bring some food too over with me. Good luck convincing Dami that he can’t go and stab Vickie Vale.”

Bruce pinched the bridge of his nose. “Right. Thank you.”

“You’re welcome,” Dick chirped as he left for his task.

Bruce dropped his hand.

‘Gotham’s Pale Prince’ stared back at him from the screen.

-

“Seriously?!” Jason burst in through the kitchen door. “Have you read this swill?”

“Yes chum, of course I have,” Bruce said. He shot Dick, who trailing behind Jason’s fury, a look. Dick was supposed to get Jason to read the article before coming over.

Dick just shrugged helplessly and motioned in a way that conveyed Jason had read it and was still clearly quite upset.

“One of the biggest questions is,” Jason said, clearly reading now from the article with the air of Bristol accent he had put on, “perhaps, why the newest Wayne is not in school. Bruce has proven himself to be a champion of the educational system. This is despite the man himself being a college drop out’ like what the fuck?”

“To be fair, I am,” Bruce said.

Jason rolled his eyes and continued. “His oldest ward’— Dick is fucking adopted now, bitch!”

“Boo!” Steph echoed and tossed popcorn at the tablet Jason was holding.

(Bruce was neither sure when Stephanie had arrived nor where she got the popcorn.)

“Never going to college,” Jason said with a jab of his free hand, “and the second oldest never completing high school.’ I was dead you narrow minded shew!”

“Well, I mean, all she knows is that you were supposedly kidnapped by terrorists and tortured for years,” Dick said. He had moved over to help himself to Stephanie’s popcorn and paused raising the next handful to his face. “Okay, no, that’s actually worse.”

“And you are clear on your line that I cannot stab this woman for the dishonor she implies about the family?” Damian asked, again, as he joined them in the kitchen.

“Unfortunately we have to handle this the proper way, with a press conference,” Bruce said. Stabbing was looking increasingly appealing though.

Jason dropped into one of the open chairs. “I’d call it a battle of the wits, but I don’t think Vale has any left with this trash she’s writing!”

“Alright,” Tim said as he entered the kitchen with almost as much fury as Jason, just more contained. Cass followed in his wake. “I am sure that B has already run through no killing, no stabbing, no maiming, no poisoning—”

“No poisoning Vickie Vale,” Bruce said, feeling so tired.

“Way to go, Timbit, now we can’t poison her,” Jason groused.

Tim sighed, “Fair, I shouldn’t have assumed. I really thought someone else would have brought it up already.”

“People went for more bloody options,” Dick explained.

“Also fair,” Tim said, pointing at him. “Anyways, since we can’t do all that, can I ruin her reputation?”

“Tim,” Bruce sighed.

“Now come on old man, let’s here Timtam out,” Jason said, holding out his arm. “You said yourself we had to handle the proper way and I’m sure that our little socialite here knows just how to ruin her through something like a press conference.”

“You I can stab,” Tim said with a shark sharp smile towards Jason.

Jason returned it with a smile like broken glass. “You can try.”

“Oh, if you keep calling me a socialite I will try and I will manage.”

“Boys, please.”

“Are people threatening blood and violence again?”

Every head in the room swiveled towards the door to the hall.

Tom almost recoiled at the sudden attention of all of the family, taking a half step back and looking a little wide eyed.

Cass walked forward and wrapped her arm around Tom’s. “Tim is. To Jason.”

It took a moment for Tom to tear his eyes away from the family to look at his sister. “Of course. What’s… it about this time?”

“Jason is reminding Tim that he’s a rich society brat and Tim hates to be reminded about that even though it’s true because Tim is also a little freak and the upper crust would be applaud if they knew even a fraction of it,” Steph said before she stuffed his mouth full of more popcorn.

Everyone in the room paused for a moment.

“No, yep, I think that’s pretty much spot on,” Dick said. He wasn’t even pretending not to laugh.

The laughter was infectious and almost everyone was either snickering or outright laughing. Bruce even quirked up a little smile. Tom still looked mostly confused but at least less nervous.

“Come sit by me, little shadow,” Dick said with a smile.

When Thomas settled next to Dick, who immediately wrapped an arm around him, the room settled again into that slightly somber mood.

“What is going on?” Tom asked, voice small. There were times when he still seemed unsure if he could be a presence in a room or consternation. It was something that they were still working on as a family.

Bruce sighed. “A reporter found out about you and wrote an article with mostly speculation. Unfortunately, because of who I am in the city and my existing tendency to adopt, it’s getting attention.”

Tom chewed on his lip and Bruce just hoped he wouldn’t worry it so much it bled. “Bad?”

“Not bad towards you, but unkind. She made a lot of guesses and fact reasons about why the public hasn’t seen you,” Bruce explained.

“Oh. Am I…?”

The dropping of words wasn’t the best sign. Dick pulled Tom into his lap.

“No. Most of the children didn’t attend the press conference announcing them and you don’t have to either. But I will need to make one simply to clear up some of rumors. I wont say anything that you don’t want me to say.”

“Bruce and I can plan it out,” Tim said, “and then run it by you if you want to look over it.”

“Can… will… if anyone wants to help…”

“Of course!” Dick said cheerfully. “We can make a lunch of it or something. It will be the best press conference yet.”

“Yeah. And you don’t even have to watch it,” Jason said. “We’ll plan something fun for that day. The old man can go and do the hard work and we’ll enjoy ourselves.”

“Thank you, Jason,” Bruce said dryly, pretending he wasn’t warmed still whenever Jason refereed to him as anything approaching father.

“It’s what you deserve,” Jason said and tossed his tablet, cleared of the article, on the table. “Come on, let’s plan what we’re going to do.”

“The zoo is always enjoyable,” Damian said.

“You always say zoo,” Cass pointed out as she perched next to Jason.

“What about the park?” Steph suggested. She joined the others at the table and passed around her popcorn.

“Nah, Ivy has a new variety of tulips. I’m worried some of them might turn man eating again,” Dick said.

“We could head out of Gotham I guess,” Jason pointed out and pulled up the map.

Bruce slipped quietly out of the room with Tim on his heels.

“You can stay with them and help them plan,” Bruce offered. Tim was always too grownup, had been since before he came to Bruce.

Tim just shook his head. “I’m never the best distraction. I’ll be more use to you. Besides, I have some plans to run by you that doesn’t need the blood thirsty contingency hearing about.”

“Of course you do,” Bruce said with both a sigh and a smile.

“Nothing physical,” Tim defended himself. “I can ruin her legally.”

“That I have no doubt of.”

No matter what, Bruce had absolutely no doubt that the family would be there for Tom. They were a family, after all.

---

AN: Vickie Vale won't know what hit her. Esp after what she wrote.

Don't know if this will become a full sequel or not, but it was fun to revisit this universe and see how they've progressed!

[wandering-pirate]

Mouthwashing Crew Headcanon

Tulpar's Temperature Regulation System Broke, Welcome to Hell

Pairings: Tulpar Crew x Reader

a/n: for some reason, every molecule of this planet went on such lengths to discombobulate me to the point that i was confused on the delete and edit button... welp, guess what button i pressed :D

anyways again please take care of yourselves and stay hydrated everyone! <3

Day 164

You thought a giant tarantula with the speed of an angry gramps in a wheelchair is your biggest fear... well, it's kicked outta your list after you got trapped with 5 (lunatics) people while Tulpar is going through menopause

You were on the verge of skinning yourself but it seems like you're not alone in this

Even the ship's PA system sounds freaky when it rings.

Two days ago, the system blared "temperature regulating system anomaly detected" which Swansea translates to "good luck surviving this one, idiots"

First, it made you feel what the arctic flightless birds felt on a daily basis and now it’s slow-roasting everyone like a Thanksgiving turkey

As a chef, you’ve once survived a 20-hour volcano cooking session in Spain, so you’re still desperate but not that desperate

And judging by the wailing in the background, safe to say that not everyone’s handling it with the same level of grace

Captain Curly

You’re debating whether he took this chance to display his massive build (his pecs are built larger than your pregnant friend's milkers)

But knowing Cap, you doubt it, this 24/7 calm-headed space cowboy must have snapped to pull this off

The only thing keeping his dignity is the lower half of his uniform shredded into shorts and the dangling upper half demoted to sweat rag (that thang stank from 20 feet)

You thought you've seen his lowest point of life, but he dug a hole deeper than ground level

On the floor. Begging. To Swansea. "Swans, please, birds don't even want to use my curls for their nest. Restore the glory of my hair."

Nurse Anya

Was actually prepared for the freeze - layered up like an onion. Was even flexing at all of the trembling gremlins she'd passed by.

Now? You watched her remove a layer every two hours, muttering how she somehow grew tolerance for the cold.

Not gonna lie, after the only piece of clothing left is a tanktop, you blushed at her build. What kind of weights are in those med kits?

Joining you in the lounge, you both watched the chaos unfold. You asked if there’s anything you could do for the crew to calm them down a bit

"We don’t have antipsychotics on board."

Co-pilot Jimmy

His pride is like watching a strainer try to hold water.

When the temperature dropped to negative, he acted so smug you wanna plug him to the vents to have his back receive all the chill

"Don’t panic, everyone. A lil’ cold won’t kill us. Well, not me, though."

Fast forward to now, and the man’s acting like a dog with 3-week old rabies

After two days, you found him folded on the lounge, wearing boxer shorts and socks and muttering

You decided to bring him some water - out of pity - when you heard him say... questionable things.

"I kissed that damn mascot. Sorry. I’m such a failure. Also watched that hot chef in their sleep. Not sorry for that."

He was confessing his sins like a tiki god was about to lift the heat curse

At least now you know how badly you need to talk to Swans for a lock

Mechanic Swansea

The bastard was snickering the whole time you thought he was watching 90-day fiancé (you found his CD stashes of more than a dozen episodes)

Also locked himself in the utility room because he knew the second he came out, he’d be mobbed

"Already fixed the damn thing. Just give it some time, ya animals."

Actually fixed it, but milking all your suffering for entertainment (you noted to ask his wife if he's a masochist)

"Maybe if you all appreciated mechanics more--"

Caught him twice leaning against the doorframe, munching popcorn... Where'd he even get that in the Tulpar?

Intern Daisuke

Imagine a banshee's skinned and burnt, that's what you would hear if within 15 feet radius with that boy

Definitely taking it the worst

Here’s a list of his failed attempts at survival so far:

Hour 3: Dumped an entire bucket of water on himself. Not 3 seconds passed by and he's gyrating on the floor when the water made his body heat worse and skin stickier.

Hour 10: Started rationing water. Mostly, for himself. Became a kitchen rat, basically. "You don’t understand. I’m delicate. I’m a baby. I need my hydration."

Hour 26: Fully gave up. Either standing, lying, or sitting completely still. "My big brain made me do this. If I don’t move, my body won’t produce heat."

Hour 30: Probably has irreversible brain damage. Either barking, howling, or hitting the naenae. Not even Anya who reviewed past records of people going insane in freight hauls encountered such madness.

During all of this, you never thought the biggest crisis in freight hauling would be ice shortage.

You spent the whole time making iced drinks to keep the crew - mostly 3 lunatics - from committing crimes. It worked… for 10 minutes... until you have to make them more again.

Had to disable the kitchen door due to genuine fear for life.

Finally, after two days of Tulpar's body heat menopausal-caused change... You went back to that sweet degrees.

And everyone's moving on like war criminals pretending their past is a fairytale.

No mention of the horrors and just a mutual agreement that whatever happened in the heat stays in the heat.

Well. Now you’re on all of their hitlists because of the 100-page album worth of blackmail material

[midnight1nk]

So, this week's episode...

[spoilers below cut]

WOOHOO we got another (assumingely) silly episode today, and the first one in pride month!! I do mean "assumingely" bc going over the math, I'm personally not expecting to get into the next arc right now. Maybe I'm wrong, who can say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ And about the Switch 2 already? fair enough 😌↕️ hope the people did enjoy their switch day

*cries in broke*

(the following is my live reaction:)

the intro, my beloved 💙

OH, are we getting a 4 and Tari episode? :D

at least you guys didn't preorder and have your receipt stapled to the box (and unfortunately the screen)

PFFT THE GAMER CHAT,,, it's so silly as a concept. like, screw discord ig, let's use this instead

sorry but 4's dance walking in was adorable *makes it into gif*

IS THAT STEVE? HI STEVE!! and also Waluigi!! (it's insane that Steve and Hatsune Miku are both in the new sonic racing game, I still can't believe it)

2000? That can't be it

A "gamer tax"? they really must want that pool huh

yeah, she right tho. until probably switch 3 comes out or something

Bob?

nuhnuhnuh, hang on. that's a switch 1, I could tell from the packaging alone. Which is funny, considering that there's been people complaining that the design isn't distinct enough from the first when packaging for the other consoles, eh. it's been like this for years (<- geeking out as a graphic designer, don't mind me)

SAY WHAT NOW? 30000?

it really is costing an arm (and a leg) for this one, huh?

CLENCH, he's back again from the manga episode!!

yep yep, what did I say? it's the old switch but it is a good scam for the people who are desperate, I give it that

Oh, Mario did? I'm already locking in my guess why

I WAS RIGHT. mostly bc y'know he stole it, BUT IT STILL COUNTS

L I N T

I mean, I'd say that's a fair compromise :)

ah yes, mario kart world *cries in no moneyz*

ok but like. can we have a moment to just this

they sat ^^ sad but they look so cute, especially 4

Clench: "You look like someone trampled all over your hopes and dreams." Real 😔

SMG4: "That's stealing." *WHEEZE* the delivery on that line tho, it got me

"blue dude" :)

wdym y'know a guy?

3, LET'S GOOOO!!

I didn't think we were gonna get the star trio + Tari & Clench this episode, this is great!!

also manicure? that was so real of you, 3 (not that we would ever see you with your gloves off but ), always having a day to self-care

ALSO also Clench, since when did y'know 3 like that? what did you guys play cards one night and Tari was just dragged around asleep? that kinda fits actually

Saturdays huh? WAIT HANG ON

so Saturdays really were just "Special SMG3 time", 3 having a self-care day for himself

and honestly, you gotta respect it 😌↕️ everyone really should have one of these bc of burnouts and such

sorry wha? oh yes, right. the review. let's keep going.

just 3 squishing 4's face -> (1) that's cute and (2) 3's all the 4 lovers specifically, just wanting to squish him with so much cuteness aggression (and that unfortunately includes me 💙)

This is good news. we can finally be C O W /ref

close enough, welcome back wotfi 2023

AGHLK:J Tari's just here for the ride

ooh, duckie :D

close enough, we got our "Tari's tech powers sends Crew into the video game"/laser tag episode, chat!!

(also love at 3 & 4 are just standing by the edge of th screen and tari not bc she's taller)

WE GONNA FUCKIN BALL

welp, that was easy (and well Mario isn't experienced in using a wheelchair)

I can't believe that the SMG4 universe got the bananza game earlier than we did smh /lh

GET LIGHTING, 3

that works too

"cheating"? oh 4, this is mario kart we're talking about, it's WAR

OOP parental controls works, nice job Tari ^^

4's so happy, look at him :)

wait, did 4 break them out? or gamer chat? 🤔 bc both work here for SO many reasons

😦 nvm yeah, if people are willing to buy Mario Kart at a high price, all the other games get a pass

Tari: "Maybe we should hold off." *dramatic gasp*

YES TARI, the point is to hang out with friends. yes, even gamer chat

AWWWWW 3 🥹 like yeah, dude, you're part of the Crew. you got friends

PFFT the "touch grass" bit again

*record scratch* hey now, wait a sec

since when did we have a fountain? and the flower bushes? the cherry blossom trees?

a pond?

now, don't get me wrong. this is very sweet, just look at them :)

very nice, especially with the sunset, but we didn't have this before????

FERRIS WHEEL CAMEO 🫵 (sorry, it's a me thing, don't mind me)

wha? did my computer break?

WHAT THE FUCKKK??!? it was all FAKE?!?! HUH???

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG, I could FEEL it

NO TARI NOOOOO JUST DROP THE CARD

welp sacrifices had to be done

"broke af" *points at self*

Congrats to daliahzayyen for your art being featured in the end credits 🎉 ofc, we got so much art for 4's birthday, they had to show it

.・-: ✧ :--: ✧ :-・.

Oh man, this was such a cute episode ^^ I seriously didn't expect this kind of dynamic with the character roster we got but I absolutely LOVE it. And even Clench got a role too!! I really did love the slapstick humor and the comedy in general, just the right amount of silly I needed today :)))

But the animation tho? THAT was so good! And I do know bc certain animators came in to work for this one, knowing their style and all. Like Braden (also known as BS6), he worked in the emotional scene in SOTC where the kids did the first choice of choosing between their parents. And I also know bc I came across one of his videos of him creating the sonic 3 scene, with 3 & 4 (which I'll go ahead and put it here for yall)

Or like Star, who apparently did some VA for Ness in the last episode. Like, Team, yall are crazy talented overall!! And I really do like sharing the behind-the-scenes stuff bc (1) I've always liked that kinda thing, and (2) it shows how much passion and pride it comes to the production of it all. Even for a "silly little meme" show, it means a lot that care was put into it. I can probably go on and on, but let's keep things in track haha

Anyway, yeah, a great episode and I very much enjoyed it as a 4 lover with some moments. But can we talk about the ending? Like WTF WAS THAT? Don't get me wrong, I don't hate it. But like, HUH????

Were they in a simulation, or a dream? For Tari, at least? And why? Now obviously, it could just be as simple as "an unexpected ending for the episode". I can accept that.

But yall already know I'm not normal with these kind of things. Could it be that Tari "imagined" it (depending on how you wanna see it) just so we wouldn't feel guilty in paying the tax? bc apparently, she was conscious so to speak in making that choice to begin with. It does remind me of the Christmas episode, with Tari unable to say no to her friends bc she's afraid of losing them, and how (in my mini-theory) 3 reading her story brings an interesting perspective as to why he doesn't get too close to his friends.

Maybe this ending is the same thing, but it's also to 4. After all, 4's been with Tari the whole time and was at the start. And with the goop!4 references showing up and all, it might connect. That 4 might imagine that things are doing to well and happy until the reality shatters for him and he realizes he only imagined it bc he wouldn't feel guilty what he's gonna do OR might do something with terrible consequences.

Eh, granted, this isn't that great of a mini-theory. That's just me needing theorist nourishment :P. But it seriously brings up the good point, being that one of these days, we're gonna have an episode we think it's normal but it turned out to be fake all along. Well, anyway that's all from me. Hopefully, I'll get out of the void soon, but remember: numbers always go first!

istg we might be in a simulation or smth. huh.

[rayyanishere1]

"Studying? Yeah, Totally."

A Short FiddleStan Oneshot

(Part of the Loser Ford AU, but isn't relevant to the lore whatsoever lmao)

One night, Ford announced that he'd be at the library for a couple of hours.

"Knock yourself out, Sixer."

Once he left, Stan and Fiddleford looked at each other.

"Wanna..?"

"You don't even have to ask."

Stan led Fiddleford to the couch with only one motive in mind.

Forcing him to watch trashy television! They spent good money on that TV, and by God, they were gonna use it.

"Ladies and Gents, welcome back to 'Your Guess Could Be Royally Wrong!' The show where you don't win prizes, but you don't get punished, either. I'm your host, Zain Squalus—"

Ah, yes, gameshows. The peak of entertainment.

"Is this really what you wanna watch?"

"It's either this, weird chick dramas, or the news."

Welp, can't argue with that.

Fiddleford tried many times to make a move; pretending to yawn to wrap his arm around Stan's shoulder, not very subtly inching his hand towards Stan's thigh. Hell, he tried to go in for a kiss at least 3 times!

Without fail, something would make Stan dodge his advances. Oh, he suddenly has to shift a little in the opposite direction to grab something, oh, something shocking happened and he needed his whole body to react to it.

Seems fate was planning on cockblocking Fiddleford today. Not cool, man. Not cool.

During a commercial break, Stan left to get some snacks. That gave Fiddleford some time to think.

It was obvious that subtlety was getting him absolutely nowhere. He just had to be a little more direct, right? Yeah, that's definitely it.

Stan returned with a bowl of chips and sat back down. Now was time for Fiddleford's master plan.

He used every tactic he knew all at once. Wrapping an arm around Stan's shoulder, leaning in closer. Maybe he should also try getting Stan's mind off of this weird gameshow he was so invested in...

"You know, Stanley, we're home alone."

"I would hope so, yeah."

"And we aren't doing anything."

"Yes, we are! We're watching Your Guess Could Be Royally Wrong, the totally original gameshow based in Oregon."

"I just thought that, with Stanford gone, we'd be doing something else."

"...I don't follow."

That's Stan Pines for you, folks. The dumbest genius on Earth.

"Stanley..."

Fiddleford didn't know if he wanted to laugh, cry, or scream. Instead, he decided that his plan of being direct was the right way to go.

"Stanley Pines."

"That's my name. Am I in trouble?"

"You're going to be if you don't kiss me right now."

"Haha, what?"

∆∆∆

The TV buzzed on in the background as they practically devoured each other's faces.

"Fidds, if you were this—hah—pent up, you could've just told me.."

"I tried to! For an entire hour!"

"Wait, really?"

"Lord, yes! I suppose something was keeping you from noticing."

"Uh huh.."

Deeming the couch to be too uncomfortable, Fiddleford took it upon himself to bring them somewhere more suitable for their.. Activity.

He picked Stan up like he weighed nothing and carried him to the bedroom.

Many kisses later, the two were shirtless and all over each other. It was like they were trying to fit multiple days worth of making out into one session. To be fair, though, it wasn't often that they had alone time like this.

Stan pulled away for a moment, much to Fiddleford's dismay.

"Ford's been out later than usual. He could come back any minute..."

Just as he said that, they heard the front door open.

Oh, God.

They rushed to put something on, not bothering to check what they had grabbed. If Ford saw them like this, in their shared space, Lord knows they'd never hear the end of it.

"Wait, are you wearing my—"

Too late to change now!

A few lazy knocks came from the door before Ford went in. He didn't even look at them, he just dropped his bag on the floor and flopped face first onto his bed.

Stan sighed in relief. It was a good thing that Ford was so tir—

"Wait."

The couple tensed up, expecting to get berated for their "inappropriate behaviour." Instead, Ford just took his glasses off and put them on his side table before promptly passing back out.

That was close...

[my-castles-crumbling]

welp. life got scary again, so i guess it's time to dive back into the world of ocs and fanfiction

so real. welcome back!

[science-au-oliver006]

"Hm, this app looks interesting... Heh... Nobody's gonna know I'm here :)"

*cough-cough* Welp, yeah, welcome to RP blog for my most favorite character from FPE, but from Science AU!

I haven't seen any blogs for this AU yet so... I guess this one is gonna be the first :b Cuz why not lol

Note for yall: Some things on this blog are just headcanons, some are canon.

(this is already my 3rd FPE RP blog...- 😀🔫)

Anyway...

🧪Info/Headcanons🧪

🧼 Science AU!Oliver is 24 on this blog.

🧼 He actually can talk, but he just rarely talks, he usually growls most of the time.

🧼 Still incredibly likes eating soap (literally addicted to it-)

🧼 After being reduced to a such state, he of course become much more aggressive and feral, he can even be aggressive towards his friends if he's in a very bad mood. But he actually still cares for them, even though it's not visible.

🧼 Despite being immobilized by the black bands, he won't hesitate to stand up for himself if someone is irritating him (he can easily use his sharp teeth, so be careful-)

🧼 He starts to growling if someone he doesn't trust to is approaching him, this is his warning sign. And if the person he doesn't trust to won't back up, he'll attack them.

🧼 He hates the scientists the most.

🧼 Of course still simps for ∆lice-

🧼 He's the only one who Science AU!∆lice being softened up to.

🧼 If you try to steal his soap you're dead- /j

🧼 Secretly loves belly rubs and getting scratched under his chin :3

🧼 He can purr <3

🧼 His horns are his melt spot, he secretly likes having them petted :3

🧼 He's bisexual.

🧼 Surprisingly very ticklish (underarms, belly and under chin are his worst spots-)

🧼 He's just silly despite being a feral guy :b :3

🧪Rules🧪

• No NSFW is allowed. I'm aware Oliver is an adult, but still, such stuff is not allowed. Mod is a minor.

• Be kind and respectful towards me and other roleplayers please.

• Don't harass me for my headcanons.

• Don't force me into roleplaying with you.

• Don't try to ship Oliver with OC or other character who's not ∆lice (I have nothing against anything like OC x canon ships and so on tho, but canonically Oliver is dating ∆lice)

• Don't spam in the inbox and please be patient if I'm not answering your ask right away since I have other blogs to keep up with. Also I just can be busy irl, sleeping, etc.

• Please don't spam-like.

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• Don't try to kill Oliver.

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[Mod will talk like this]

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The character and AU don't belongs to me. The character and FPE itself rightfully belongs to Kaaatie on YouTube/A3DGhost on Twitter. Science AU belongs to Molly on YouTube/HHunh6941958086 on Twitter.

[santae-salt]

In response: Mannis server.

Hey! I’m King Carrion. The one that said “I have a seizure disorder too, that won’t work on me.”

What you’re missing is: the context.

They only brought seizures up to weaponize it, after multiple times trying to blame other panicking users for their mistake. They had a sansalt channel, where people were told “this is a safe space to complain and vent about santae!” Users, including staff members complained about CJ, and Ember. And then, with zero warning, Ember entered the server. Then we were told CJ himself had been invited, and more fear and panic ensued. We were met with “welp, that’s your fault, guess you shouldn’t have complained.” from Both Manni, and that user. When I confronted it, they doubled down, and I said what I said.

It wasn’t the seizure disorder, it was weaponizing it so I’d back off, which does not work on me.

This was months ago, and yes, 100% I did that. Tho, it’s a little funny this happens to get brought up immediately after JB thought someone was my husband, and then thought it was me. (Hi Gwen)

To my knowledge, that particular user, has left mannis server, they’ve learned their lesson, and truly, I do genuinely hope they’re ok.

You are more than welcome to hate me for it, I’ll own it, I acknowledge it was probably not the best thing to say, and it’s perfectly fine if you don’t like me for it, I don’t blame you. But at least get the context of why I said it, first.

☁️

[in1-nutshell]

HELLO HELLOOOOO THIS HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOREVER BUT IVE GOT 2 ASKS, OBVIOUSLY U CAN DO ONE OR THE OTHER IDC BUT COULD WE GET TO SEE MORE RUMBLE TERRAN BUDDY FROM TFE OR TFA BUMBLEBEES TWIN BUT ITS SENTINALS REACTION TO THEIR NAME?? LIKE SENTINALS CALLIN FOR EM AND THEY STICK UP FOR THEMSELVES SAYING THEIR NAME IS BUDDY OR SUM ONE OR THE OTHER I DON'T MIND!! THANKS SO MUCH :]]

We are going with Bot Buddy Rumble today!

Hope you enjoy!

Bot Buddy who has the personality of Rumble: Slice of Life

SFW, Platonic, Familial, Cybertronain (terran) reader

TFE

… They had gone into healing stasis for 3 days!

3 DAYS!

SO MANY THINGS HAD HAPPENED!

And now they have 3 more siblings.

…

Welp, family is family.

Buddy welcomes them with open servos when they get the story.

Hashtag, Nightshade and Jawbreaker were excited to find out they had another sibling.

Hashtag picking up Buddy by the waist.

“So, your our other sibling?”--Hastag

Buddy squirms a bit in her grip.

“And you’re the new sibs?”--Buddy

Nightshade and Jawbreaker wave at Buddy.

Buddy crosses their arms looking at the three.

Then they smile at them.

“Guess there’s 3 more sibs I gotta look out for then. Hope you guys don’t give me as much trouble as these four.”--Buddy

“Hey!”—Robby, Mo, Thrash, and Twitch

Nightshade raises their servo.

“Umm, Buddy quick question.”--Nightshade

Hashtag puts Buddy down.

“Sure.”--Buddy

“Why were you in healing stasis in the first place?”--Nightshade

“… I’ll tell you when you’re older.”--Buddy

“Aren’t we around the same—”--Nightshade

“WHEN YOUR OLDER!”--Buddy

To try and get more sibling bonding time they tried different games.

Board games and obstacle courses were good for a while before they started getting bored.

They needed a challenge.

“We can always play hide and seek.”--Buddy

“Buddy we can’t play that game.”--Robby

“Not if we set clear boundaries. If we do that, we can play better.”--Buddy

“I want to play!”--Hashtag

“Me too!”--Nightshade

“Me three!”--Jawbreaker

“Me four!”--Thrash

“Thrash!”--Mo

“Majority vote wins! Let’s do this!”--Buddy

Meanwhile with Bumblebee…

Bee looks around.

“…Somethings just happened and I don’t like it…”--Bumblebee

So, the games began.

The reluctant Maltos had to agree that playing the game was fun and could even be training if they tried hard enough.

And as always, Buddy is the last one to be found.

…

Robby and Mo suddenly remember why the game was banned.

It’s a farm wide search for Buddy.

Robby and Mo try to use their cybersleeves to find Buddy.

“Isn’t that cheating?”--Jawbreaker

“Not when it doesn’t work.”--Robby

“I still can’t get anything!”--Mo

“Its like they aren’t even on the farm anymore.”--Robby

“They couldn’t have gone far. Let’s spread out!”--Twitch

Hashtag was constantly being used as a pole for the others to search.

Nightshade is flying around with Twitch trying to find Buddy.

Jawbreaker is looking with Thrash and Mo in the fields.

Meanwhile with Buddy…

They wanted to get a bit creative with their hiding places and decided to hide in Dad 1 car.

Buddy was still within the boundaries of the property, so it was okay.

But of course, they chose the day he had to go into town.

So, they just stayed in the car hidden from view and just listened to tunes the entire time, even taking a nap.

Alex came back into the car singing a tune he had in his head.

Buddy slowly lifts their helm from the back seat.

“Dad—”--Buddy

Buddy winces a bit at the high shriek their Dad had made.

“Buddy?! Buddy, what are you doing here?”--Alex

“I was playing with the others and hid here.”--Buddy

Alex shakes his head and begins driving back to the house.

“Why didn’t you say anything when you noticed the car was moving? I would have stopped and gotten you back to the house.”--Alex

“I did but…”--Buddy

“But…?”--Alex

Buddy looks down a bit embarrassed.

“…I like hearing your music and you singing.”--Buddy

Alex chuckles a bit as they start pulling up to the house.

“Just next time let me know you’re here. Someone could have seen you.”--Alex

Buddy hops out of the car with Alex feeling a bit down.

“But if there’s a karaoke night, I think I know who I can count on.”--Alex

Buddy’s demeanor lifted at that.

“Like singing partners?”--Buddy

“I don’t see why not, but I will have to run the idea by with your mother.”

Buddy gives him a hug before immediately releasing him coughing a bit embarrassed.

“I’m just gonna go over there…”--Buddy

Buddy runs into the barn as Alex laughs to himself and goes into the house.

He manages to close the door when he hears the clash of metal, a loud ‘I FOUND THEM!’, and shouting about messing up someone’s back struts.

[tu-sugar-mami]

If I may, I have a request for an Alcina x reader!

You’ve been invited to Alcina’s chambers a few times now and she’s grown fond of you, and you of her. Alcina’s true feelings for you are revealed after an incident where she realizes how great her fear of losing you is.

Oh. My. Goodnessssssss I promise I was gonna write a like 500 or 1k at most lil story and I ended up writing 3,300 words lmaooo this request is so good I SWEAR aaaa thank you for sending it and I'm sorry it took me so long to finish it I got so carried away. Welp, I hope you enjoy it!

°female reader, not beta read, slight angst, happy ending, canon typical violence I guess, ladies and gentlemen for the first time: oblivious Alcina Dimitrescu

3,300 words

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When you first arrived at Castle Dimitrescu it was with uncertainty and fear in every step. Whatever awaited you past the doors was unknown territory, and in the back of your mind, the horror stories told by the elders in the village resonated within you. Alas, like any other maid searching for refuge in that castle, you were not there willingly. The village resources were scarce and the fear of your cabin along with yourself being torn at night by the neverending waves of lycans were enough reasons for you to try to find employment within the Dimitrescu household.

You were accepted into the staff quicker than you would have expected, and soon enough you started working quietly and efficiently. 

Whether it was your silent enjoyment for cleaning or the unbothered reaction to the daughters' games and deliberate bloodied messes (no one could blame you, really, not when you spend all your life waiting for your end with welcoming arms), there was indeed something that caught the Lady's eyes. 

Perhaps it was the lonely look in your eyes, or perhaps the polite smile that never reached your eye that tugged at Alcina's heart. Could it be maybe that she saw a glimpse of herself before her transformation in you? A woman whose life circumstances made a shell out of her… She started watching you closely from the dark after you witnessed Cassandra having an angry fit with a maid and contrary to what anyone expected you were found completely unbothered by it and began cleaning the mess with dutiful practice. It was odd, the Lady had thought. Not even her oldest staff would be so numb to such display, and yet you –having been part of the staff mere days at the time– were unreactive.

Daniela even seemed to have grown fond of you in the little time you'd been working there. It's no wonder she always told her mother about you, unknowingly feeding the fire of curiosity within the Lady. Yes, she definitely had to investigate. Why were you there in the first place? From then on, the Lady was aware of every little thing you did in search of something that could give her some clarity, although you were none the wiser.

As for yourself… well, you had only seen the Lady from afar once, but it wasn't enough for you to form a solid opinion on her. The villagers had told you stories of what she was capable of, and even though you wouldn't mind having an "ascension to Mother Miranda's heaven" that didn't mean you were actively seeking your early demise.

By your fifth month working at the castle, you had gotten well acquainted with the three Dimitrescu sisters, even going as far as to spend time with them outside of your maid duties. You didn't know what they saw in you to enjoy your company, as far as you were concerned, there was nothing special about you, or at least none that you could see yourself, no special talent other than your well earned skill at crochet and the fine work you did at organizing; both activities usually needing only half of your mind thanks to the simplicity and repetitive movements, leaving the rest of your imagination to fly away. 

Still, cooking with Daniela, crocheting with Cassandra and organizing the library books with Bela were activities that you eagerly looked forward to throughout the day, and unbeknownst to you, Alcina couldn't help but feel a strange warmth in her heart when you spent time with her daughters.

The first time the Lady invited you to have some tea with her, was unexpected. You remember being outside in the backyard, the cold breeze scratching at your reddened cheeks and biting your fingers while you scraped the snow out of the stone stairs with a hand shovel as a punishment from the head maid.

Unsuspecting, you kept focused on your task doing your best to tune out the growing numbness crawling up and reaching your wrists, until a light tap on your shoulders startled you. 

When you turned, the Lady herself stood in front of you, bending forward enough for her hand to reach your kneeling body. 

"What do you think you're doing out here?" She asked, and it could have been your imagination but her voice felt gentler than the other times you've heard her speak to the other maids. 

A thoughtful look painted her features as you recounted how the head maid caught you giving your rationed food to another maid since she had missed her turn at the communal table, and then decided to have you clear the entrance stairs as a form of discipline. Recounting this, you saw the Lady for the first time, truly saw her. You had gotten quite used to only having glimpses of her retreating figure every now and then, but having her in her entire 9 foot tall glory before you was a sight to behold.

She was gorgeous, that was undeniable. The roundness of her jaw and the high cheekbones gave her an inviting aura, but you knew better than that. 

The Lady, observant as always, caught the light shiver of your shoulders, and it was only then that she noticed the lack of proper clothes to wear outside in the unmerciful weather, instead the only thing covering you aside from the standard uniform was a light shawl wrapped around your shoulders like a makeshift blanket. 

"Come." She had told you, and before you could react you were being guided by the shoulders toward the Lady's chambers, on your way to enjoy a quite nice cup of hot honeyed tea to warm you up. 

Surprisingly, the conversation flew comfortably, and you found yourself enjoying the Lady's company, and even if you didn't know it, the Lady felt it way too easy to talk to you.

From then on, you couldn't tell when the reunions became more frequent. Not that you were complaining. Talking to the Lady was always nice, even if at first you were afraid of saying something that would end up with you visiting the cellar, but alas, you grew to enjoy the easy talk, and with time the Lady allowed you to speak freely. 

It was odd after a few months, though, out of nowhere the way the Lady herself would go fetch you instead of sending a maid to summon you. You hadn't seen her pay the same attention to any other maid, but the slowly growing butterflies in your belly fluttered more often than not whenever you saw the Lady on the hall entrance, already waiting for you. Of course no words were needed, you would follow her as soon as the soft smile appeared on her lips.

Perhaps it was the time you spent together with the woman, but you started seeing things that little by little melted your heart and filled you with a gentle buzzing, things that anyone else would completely miss. Despite everyone believing the Lady to be cold and heartless, the reality was all the opposite. The way she looked at her daughters with so much love and softness made your heart warm, the gentle nudges and praise for the treasure and pride that were her three girls were always present. And not only with her family, but she also cared for her maids, in her unique ways, but cared nonetheless. The Lady was nothing if not a fair employer, even if your coworkers wouldn't see it like that.

Yes, the Lady was caring. How else could she remember your specific taste in tea and snacks? Every time you were to visit her chambers, the steaming tea and muffins were already set waiting in a tray on the coffee table.

Soon enough, you felt the same comfort talking to Alcina -as she one warm afternoon urged you to call her- as talking to one of your closest friends. Was it normal for you to always want to be there for her? Probably not, but alas can she blame you? You felt pulled by her like a moth to a flame, the metaphor being more accurate than not, what with the same dangerous fire only a small distance from consuming you. You're positive you could stare at her molten gold eyes until the end of your days if she so allowed. 

Two years of the same routine were more than enough for Alcina to have you wrapped around her finger, and you learned to read her like an open book. Great friends you were after sharing conversations for so long, and even the maids knew you to be her confidante. 

You were happy with your unofficial title, and although you wished you could be something more significant to your Lady, you knew your place very well. In the time you had accompanied the Matriarch, she hadn't really given you reasons to fear her aside perhaps for her anger outbursts, but you knew better than to test your luck. The Lady might have been lenient with you, but that didn't mean she wouldn't dispose of you whenever she found fit, after all what were you, a mere maid, to someone powerful like her? 

Two years and a wonderful three months had passed since that first conversation, until you began to notice a certain change in Alcina's attitude. 

All of a sudden, your usual routine began to crumble. The first thing that shocked you was that you were denied entrance to her chambers for your tea time, and as if that wasn't enough, the sightings of the Lady around you became more and more sparse. She, unknowingly, left you to wonder just what you had done wrong to upset her, and if that was the case, why wasn't she chasing you to put out your candle? Even the daughters' buzzing remained far away from you, and the only thing that came for you after you accidentally did something wrong was silence and solitude rather than the slightly annoyed rolling eyes followed by a small smirk from your Lady.

Perhaps Alcina had just tired of you, and even if it hurt you, you promised yourself you'd move on eventually and continued working as diligently as you had done all this time. 

Turns out that, another three months after your promise, forgetting Alcina still proves hard. No matter in what an unbothered way she had pushed you away, you couldn't force yourself to desist from her…friendship? So that's how you find yourself on your way to offering one last tea. One last hopeful plea before this time letting her go once and for all. 

You're reaching the top of the stairs on your way to your Lady's chambers, when you spot a man trying to open the twin doors on the second floor balcony.

"Who are you?" Your voice startles the man and he turns. There's a slightly manic look in his eyes, and you're immediately weary of him. As of late, the hunters from the village have receded in their attempts at breaking in, but the one in front of you doesn't seem to be in his right mind at all.

"Get him!" Bela's voice thunders from the end of the hall, and you immediately know they're hunting the trespasser.

The man seems to get the hint and makes a run for the stairs, but he's so frantic that he doesn't have enough control to completely dodge your body half blocking the stairs, and as he runs past you his shoulder connects with you harshly.

"Wha–" 

That nudge is all you need to lose your footing on the stairs. The tray you were carrying along with the delicate porcelain teacups falls to the ground with a shattering clash and is at this point that you should worry about your imminent fall from the second floor, but the real reason behind your wince is knowing your Lady's wrath at breaking her favorite china set will not make itself wait if you survive. 

Well, if you're gonna have a bad time anyway, you might as well make the best of it. If you're descending to your downfall, the man will come with you…

The man is not fast enough to dodge your iron grasp on his jacket as you begin spinning down, and the strength you pull him with brings him rolling down in toll.

The man is resilient and whilst tumbling down he tries to break free from your grasp, fighting with you and your fierce scratching retaliation. 

"Let go of me!" He grunts while pulling on your hair harshly in an attempt to make you yield, but you answer by digging your fingers in his eyes.

The edges of the stairs' steps dig hard against you, and soon enough there's sharp pains pulsating in several parts of your body.

In the background you can hear a familiar voice (Daniela maybe… or perhaps Cassandra?) calling for their mother. If you're not mistaken there's also a quickly approaching buzzing sound, but it's muffled by the loud ringing in your ears. 

You land on the tiled floor with a loud splat, and you swear you feel your wrist snap under your weight, but the adrenaline keeps you from acknowledging it, instead your focus is on trying to find your footing shakily and your eyes are pinned to the man that with a great effort manages to crawl away.

The man quickly gets away as good as his legs can allow him, reaching for a nearby dagger that in the fall spilled from his now torn backpack.

"No!" You hear someone yell, and the man with his weapon in hand pounces at you before you can completely stand.

The silver dagger, beautifully intricate and slightly curved, reaches your side, the tip finds its way through your clothes and the harsh hit leaves you breathless. The pain in your body and the lack of air along with the pulsing in your wrist and the dizziness of the fall makes you fall to the floor again on your knees and embrace yourself in an attempt of comfort. The corners of your sight become dark and blurry at times.

"What have you done!" To your surprise, your Lady -who wasn't far behind her daughters when they called for her- finally reaches you both and in a second her hand is wringing the man's neck. 

A groan from you makes Alcina's gaze snap at your limp body on the floor, and her eyes widen as she confirms that the dagger is indeed buried in your side. It takes her a moment to fully process what she's seeing, and in her mind the mantra 'It can't be…' is repeating over and over again.

The damned Dagger Of Death's Flower's -the same dagger that the dirty scum had stolen a few hours prior- is sticking out from your side. 

Her panic sets in, and her eyes become blurry. The overwhelming anger she felt towards the man that dared to touch you is completely overridden by the absolute fear.

Not you… please not like this.

The now unconscious man is thrown carelessly across the room towards the three daughters who have regrouped, Alcina will deal with him later in a much more proper way, for now the only thing in her mind is taking care of your agonizing self. 

Her breathing becomes ragged, and if her heart could still beat, it would be hammering against her chest in fear.

"No… no, no!"

She can't lose you like this.

Her tears are now flowing freely, staining her cheeks with ruined makeup as she kneels and oh so carefully brings your weight onto her lap. She's delicate, more than anyone would have thought her to be, she's so gentle and tender in the way she holds your limp body against hers, and there's a light tremor in her usually steady hand as she clears your face from stray locks. 

Her long time friend, her only one in so long actually, is now walking on the edge between life and death…

Good Lord, why does it feel like the dagger stabbed her heart instead? Why does seeing you like this feel so wrong?

There's deep regret in the way her frown crinkles her forehead. 

There's nothing else she can do for you now, not when the poison from the dagger is in your system. 

Despite Alcina's aversion to touching the dagger, she forces herself to remove it. She won't allow it to pester you more, or tarnish the last memory she'll have of you.

She pulls the weapon with a hard tug, but to her shock the blade comes out clean, there's no spurting blood coming from the supposed wound, and in its place, through the torn fabric she can see a familiar green cover and engraved golden letters. 

A loose sob comes from her, it's wet and definitely unladylike, but the relief she feels it's too immense for her to care about propriety. 

It's a book that hides under the clothes. The book she had gifted you so long ago it's what saved your life. That book that had always annoyed her thanks to your constant insistence for her to read it was the shield that had stopped the poisoned blade from touching you.

Honestly Alcina couldn't be more thankful and relieved.

"Ow…" You mutter against her as she holds you closer, and her laugh mixed with disbelieved sobs drown your complaint. You don't really care though, the familiar and comfortable scent is enough to have you burrow further into the Lady. 

Next thing you know, there's a pair of lips pressing against your forehead. 

"Oh darling, I thought I had lost you…" 

As soon as those words leave Alcina's lips, there's a realization that comes so suddenly to her, falling on her like a bucket of ice. It's when you raise your head and finally look at her with big and teary eyes and smile sheepishly at her, at that moment she knows for the first time that you, her maid and friend, hold her heart in your hands.

This time, without hesitation, her lips fall on yours, gently minding your injuries, but desperate enough for you to feel her relief. You're alive and that's all that matters to her. It doesn't take you a second after before you're kissing her with the same need. 

"Finally…" You hear someone say far behind you, and it takes you a moment to recognize the owner of the voice as Daniela's.

"Let's go treat your wounds." Alcina says before carefully carrying you in her arms bridal style all the way up the stairs until you're out of sight from the daughters and the man now completely forgotten.

Alcina sets you down on her bed and finally lets herself look at you with all the love you deserve. Honestly, it isn't a mystery how she fell for you, but now she can't help but to feel silly at how she avoided the strange feelings she had whenever you were nearby. How could she know those feelings that made her avoid you for so long were in reality quite the strong love?

Well, she did know how, but of course she would tell. 

The many years of her life had taught her that love wasn't for her. Her past had made her blind. Feeling like this after so long, it was almost a new experience for her. It's no wonder then that she didn't know why you made her feel like that in the first place. 

And now, with you having your wounds bandaged and properly kissed better, resting on top of her and nestling your head under her chin as she gently rubs your back, she can't think of you not being in her life ever again.

[clockwayswrites]

Rumors of a Prince - p1

“You could always ask Jason to pay her a visit,” Dick said from where he was lounging, mostly upside down, on the couch in Bruce’s study.

Bruce frowned at him. “I am not going to have Jason kill Vickie Vale.”

“Hey, you’re the one who said kill!” Dick held his hands up or, rather, given his position, down. “I just meant puts some fear into her. Maybe kidnap her for a few days so that she can’t write any more libel.”

Bruce found himself smiling, slightly and against his better judgment. It faded away when he looked back at his laptop. “At least in this case, it wouldn’t do much good. The stories is already out there and unfortunately, Vale’s take on it has captured the public’s attention.”

“Tim knows… and Babs.”

“Undoubtedly.”

“And if those two know, Steph knows. If Steph knows, she’s ranted to Cass.”

“Yes.” This family was impossible to keep things secret in.

“Welp,” Dick said and swung himself to be sitting up normally— or as normally as Dick ever sat. “Then I guess we better tell the others. How do you want to divide this?”

Bruce was grateful that Dick was willing to be his partner in this. “You would be best to take Jason. I’ll speak with Damian. Either of us can catch Duke when he returns from his patrol.”

Dick nodded. “And Thomas?”

“I think perhaps it would be best to have as much of the family in the manor as possible,” Bruce said after a moment. “If he destabilizes, I want him to know that we are around and that he is still safe.”

“Alright.” Dick slapped his knees once and stood. “I’ll drag Jason back then. You know he’ll come if it’s for Tom.”

“Make sure he reads the article before he comes over.”

Dick grimaced. “Yeah. Yeah, that would be best. I’m going to bring some food too. Good luck convincing Dami that he can’t go and stab Vickie Vale.”

Bruce pinched the bridge of his nose. “Right. Thank you.”

“You’re welcome,” Dick chirped as he left for his task.

Bruce dropped his hand.

‘Gotham’s Pale Prince’ stared back at him from the screen.

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AN: I'm actually surprised this one won the poll! But here we are. I don't expect this will be long.

For those who haven't read 'Shadow of a Bat' well, 1- do, I think it's my best fic. 2- Danny = Thomas and he's more ghostly than not.

Stay delightful darlings!

[zipora666]

Welp

I decided ot come back to the welcome home fandom

oh nice! For that u get some sneak peek to some au I’m bringing back can someone guess it?