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[valve3nthusiast]

https://www.tumblr.com/valve3nthusiast/763696287679922176/i-love-it-when-something-is-just-like-living

This is actually how I imagine Bayverse Soundwave's Casseticons work

They just live in his pussy until it's Go Time

I don't know anything about bayverse Soundwave (other than that he was a satellite at one point I think?) but I fucking love the idea of Soundwave's cassettes living in his pussy

Cassettes having to crawl and squirm all the way through his valve to their docking stations... the real reason they keep giving Soundwave childbearing hips in new continuities is because he has to birth out all of his cassettes constantly

Soundwave's tiny terrors don't care about entering their dock in public, so sometimes in the middle of a briefing, or in the mess hall, or really anywhere, Soundwave spreads his legs and lets his cassette into his pussy in front of any number of random Decepticons

This may excite a few of them into trying their luck, but none them ever manage to succeed. If they did, they would quickly find that if their spike goes too deep, a very angry sharp beak or toothy maw will start to bite. The cassettes don't want any nasty transfluid getting in their docks >:(

Of course, the cassettes will make up for the dry spell by playing with the ceiling nodes in the back of his valve... when they feel like it...

Let's just say that it's a good thing Soundwave has a built-in poker face >:)

[flogisto]

big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[mearchy]

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

[footlongdingledong2]

a simple spell but quite unbreakable

[rosenkranz-does-things]

some attempts at vintage pulp covers style

[jettonetrillion]

This shirt came to me in a vision

[marfian]

So act 3 huh

[gl1tchedj3llyfish]

BREAKING NEWS: EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED FATHER TRIES TO SHOW AFFECTION

Tiny Tim needs some validation and love.

[vulpinesaint]

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

[fox-bright]

I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[tiredfoxtf]

The different answers to one single question.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[thefangirl-16-blog]

WHO WILL WIN