#whatever. scoff

[omokel]

no thoughts just them

[thebrofriends]

[cluepoke]

Family heist! Family heist!

[bruhstation]

who here loves divorce? I do. here's captain star and captain zero: two people who can't help but drag other unwilling people into their huge mess! including the youth. can't forget the youth

(bit of ramble in the tags)

[crazysodomite]

taurs do this but nobody wants to talk about that

[defiantinsect]

What is Marina and Acht's favorite snacks/food? Does Acht even eats?

splatoon food is interesting to think about...

marinas favorite food is something that she cant have on the surface; its a dish her mother used to make all the time. its a deceptively plain one, mushrooms and rice with blind cave fish.

the mushrooms that grow underground are lethal to every other species, including squids.

if you ask her now though, shell just tell you the first seanwich she can think of. too scared to admit the truth, shes seen squids insult octarian food too many times (pearl has never done so)

as for acht... sanitized octos can still eat in my mind, if they can still move/their bodies still mostly function apart from the whole having a pulse thing. though their metabolisms are even slower than a regular octoling's and their bodily functions are also on a delay; they get full easily and it takes longer for them to get hungry.

all that to say acht doesnt have a surface favorite, theyre too busy being intimidated by terrifying new things like bananas and chicken (octarian bird meat is generally restricted to whatever happens to fly in, so mostly pigeon).

they would also literally rather die (again) than tell you they loved the special-occasion pancakes their own mom made. theyll tell you their idea of a "cool" food, which is unseasoned fried cave fish served with equally unseasoned potatoes. seasoning is for losers

[ohimsummer]

Merman Satoru flopping around on land like a seal.

HELPHFJDK??

i think he can stay out of water for a while (depending on the conditions, like if it’s kind of gloomy) but if the sun is too bright or it’s a hot day then it’ll dry out his skin/scales 😭 so yes he will be awkwardly flopping his ass back to the water‼️

[slashingdisneypasta]

Imagine your F/O walking in and catching you crying at the end of Toy Story 3.

[childprotectiveservicesthemesong]

deep dived thru the tag and it didn’t take long for the promotional movie posts were all that was there. seriously where is the fandom for this movie?? i am so angry the most i’ve seen people talk about was people complaining about it. sadface

[farkleysparkley]

It feel so good to not be ashamed of my age anymore! If people got a problem with how old i am, that on them.

[gxlden-angels]

Idk I think it's funny seeing people on twitter say things like "Christians want to tell you it's all a part of Jesus's plan until it's them!" cause like idk about you but I've had family members 100% say they're ready to meet the Lord than interfere with his plans via a Tylenol and a flu shot

[pawsitivevibe]

It's almost comical how many people ask for breed suggestions, describe a Labrador exactly, and then are really really resistant to getting a Labrador.

It seems like people view them as the "boring, default dog." They are in fact really great, interesting, and perfect for what a lot of people want! Just get a dang Lab!

[soulbrand]

was getting so fed up & irritated w astarion this playthrough that when i failed the persuasion check to get him to save the spawn & he decided to leave, i was just like fine!! see if i care!!!!! i’ll just get a hireling!! whatever!!!! it’ll be great not to have to put up with you anymore. good fucking riddance. good. bye.

so why do i miss him so much?? his exaggerated gestures. his petty little comments. i was convinced i didn’t like him, but against my will the fail elf has grown on me. ugh.

[demon-girl-izalith]

I think we should keep something in mind this Christmas/holiday season. As the Christian narrative floats around, the white swaddled newborn plastered on billboards, and the focus on what's "sacred" and "holy" circulating through churches around the western world...

The body being "sacred" has nothing to do with some fucked white European idea of chastity or purity. It has absolutely EVERYTHING to do with making sure people are able to feed themselves and their children, not be straight up poisoned by pollutants, or fetishized and exploited for profit. Holiness has nothing to do with being clean or looking your Sunday best.

It was never actually about "purity" or "virginity" or "cleanliness". If it was, why the hell would Jesus have been crucified? The real historical dude said stuff that pissed off people in power so much they fucking merked him. Nothing pisses off agrarian feudal lords or modern capitalists more than telling the masses that they aren't simply morally justified, but on the side of GOD when they steal medicine and food for their children. If you don't believe me, I highly recommend reading William Herzog's "Parables as subversive speech", read about what theologians actually think historical Jesus was talking about all those years ago. Whether you believe in God or not, think religion is a plague or pray a rosary every night, I think keeping this in mind is like super important.

Christianity becomes dangerous and, in the opinion of this demon girl, blasphemous when it is removed from the context of its social cause, when it's co-opted by those in power and disarmed of the radical rhetoric that it was born from originally. I think that's exactly what we see in broader society. I think that an entirely rational response to this is to equate all of Christianity or even all of religion with evil... But I think there's nuance here.

To be clear, I stand with the satanists who support the fight for separation in church and state by chastising the corrupt institutions who have become the opposite of what they claim to espouse. I stand with the atheists who keep the naive theologians in check, and offer peace to the people who have been ravaged by the monster modern Christianity is to so many. Don't stop doing what you're doing. If Jesus was standing here today he'd be standing with you. You're fighting modern day pherisees out here and I'm for it.

Now, this is not to say there aren't problematic things that were always present in the Christian religion, of course there are. And they're quite abundant. I think Christians need to be very aware of that as well. There's nuance there. What I'm calling for here is a realization that the religion of the oppressed is not the same as the religion of the oppressor, and that the religion of the oppressed, when not stripped of its merit and co-opted by systems of greed, can be a force for good. And when we use that lens to look at this bizarre spectacle we call "Christmas", we can learn some interesting stuff.

What I'm saying is, if you're trans, gay, whatever, for the love of God, literally, please LIVE. Listen to your friendly demon izalith. By existing as who you are, you are sacred. Don't let the people wearing robes and claiming to be on the sides of angels and "God" tell you who you can or can't love, or what you can or can't be. If there is a God out there, and he's with those punks, then he's no god. I spit on his name. Angels are overrated anyways... It's the demons, the poor person who steals from Walmart to feed themselves and their children, the prostitute who is proud of their job and the life they work hard to sustain, the fat trans person who goes to Christmas mass in goth makeup... It's those people who the religion was originally made for. It wasn't made for the rich, the white, the straight, the normative. It was made for us. For all those people who are downtrodden, cold this winter, unable to buy food, scared and tired. Fuck that shit they used to traumatize us and belittle us when growing up. It's all lies and venom anyways. If no one loves and accepts you, this demon will.

[ollieofthebeholder]

Logging onto this website and scrolling down your dash to see what your beloved mutuals are into today is fun in general ("Oh, someone's got a new fandom, I see!" "Ah, right, it's Thursday, new episode of that show that Whozit and Whatzit like so much premiered..." "Cool cool cool, time to play 'how much of this scandal can I piece together before I have to try and Google the original issue' with these call-out posts."), but I have to say, my absolute favorite (and I'm not being sarcastic, it's a genuine love) is the one who posts post after post about the same thing, but it's...not fandom related.

Like. Love this for you. Love that this is what you're into. Genuinely curious as to how you even found this many posts about guarana to reblog in such a short period of time, and also why guarana in particular has taken over as the thing you are mass reblogging about, since less than eight hours ago it was armadillos.

[kind-of-a-shitty-wizard]

just met dyus in the dlc and i love it bc on the surface he and haskill are really similar (stoic, loyal, old, also chamberlains, yk). but then you talk to haskill after you meet dyus and you’re like Oh Yeah, there is indeed an Entire Gulf of ideological differences between you two