#whatever. there ya go

[ihatesebastianvettel]

ripen and burst

T. SEB/CHARLES, 9k, non-linear narrative, pre-slash, sebtirement, anti-leclerc amounts of wine

His uneasiness starts to make sense when, for the first time since the start of his Formula 1 career, Charles realizes he doesn’t know a life in the paddock without Seb.

an m.c escher looking ahh fic. includes: summer metaphors, pining, staring, getting drunk and gifts (:

[omniscient3teabag]

billy batson au/scenario where billy gets caught up in an incident as billy himself and his only way to not literally BLEED OUT and DIE is to transform back as captain marvel (And chooses to stay as him. how will he survive if he detransforms back anyways? he can't risk it yet,)

So. times go by, captain marvel hasn't detransformed in maybe a month or two and it's sorta? starting to affect billys own body for some reason. But not enough for the kid to die,, And then , in one of the missions that most of the main justice league members have to join in, a magical rune/spell/whatever is casted onto them to show the day all of them will individually die (with diana and superman probably having the most amount of time out of everyone, and with batman surprisingly having 31:19:03 years, hours and minutes to his name left(yeah, even batman himself was rather surprised at that)) for the thrill of it.

but, it isn't fate, they could still survive if they change any little thing. if they get help or not. it's not set in stone!!

and so to show that one of the timers could go off at any moment. Like. some of the timers just cut to zero even if there were a few more years to its name and they'll immediately kick the bucket. or like their heads explode. and their lives r on a gamble to hope that their own timers won't get chosen to be the next to be resetted. so all of their timers start ticking, as they fight their way through the battle they're fighting in

even after they win, the timers don't go away , so they're up in the watchtower, the annoying tick of each minute getting louder and louder in their ears, and having a meeting until they realize

captains timer is only ones that isn't ticking? so they look over to cm's timer and see,

00:00:04. Four minutes left. what? why is he literally almost on deaths door? metaphorically. I mean

but thats not all, it's not even going down. minute after minute, it's like it's stuck in stasis which is .. weird???? and like captain is sorta sweating bullets because like oooooh crumbs. Oh gods

also. accompanying art hshsssfjgdf

(he thought if he stayed still no one would notice his odd ass death timer)

[tizeline]

Sorry, he's an only child, he never learned how to share </3

[daeyumi]

originally this was supposed to be my new years doodle but then i didn’t finish it for like 3 weeks after

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

"I'm going to be so productive tonight and get some work done---"

*writes out entire good omens timeline from memory for zero fucking reason*

[saintaviator]

some requests from friends :J

[cheatsylu]

I saw your request thing at the bottom of your Hyrule and Wild drawing! Could you also draw Wars and Twilight being silly? I feel like they should get the chance to be idiots together

Who supplied them with the famous xxx beverage? I want a word with you

[xxplastic-cubexx]

crying at them i cant stand their hands-on-hips asses

[X-Men: The Art and Making of the Animated Series]

[weevmo]

Get Booped Idiots (lovingly) - with some Team Fortress 2 arts!

My Main Fellas Scout n' Solly + some doodles as I work to figure out how to draw these dudes simply.

[puppycheesecake]

OC Connections CAS Challenge 👥

Looking to populate your world? Flesh out your character? Are you just bored and want to fuck around in CAS? Then have I got a challenge for you!

Pick an OC and then make their:

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Mom and/or Dad

👺 Evil Twin

👯 (Non-Evil) Fraternal Twin

💕 Best Friend

🔪 Mortal Enemy

🍎 Favorite Teacher

🏠 Least Favorite Neighbor

💍 Crush (past or present)

💼 Coworker

🐈 Pet

🎸 Favorite Musician

🦄 Childhood Imaginary Friend

👷‍♀️ Worker They Say Hi To Everyday (mailman, barista, etc.)

📺 Star Of Their Favorite TV Show

[hp-lonesome-actual-art]

I’m very normal about Puzzles guys please believe me. I did not stay up to 2am one night making a self-insert queerplatonic ship story in a sketchbook, your eyes deceive you 😭

I’ll try to translate the dialogue here in a more readable/cohesive way for anyone who wants to pry….

The premise is that they’re either visiting an aquarium or some local pet shop together. Either way, my doodlesona encounters a fish tank and wants Puzzles to look closer at the fishies

Doodlesona: Oh Puzzles! Take a look at this one!

Mr. Puzzles (amused/slightly condescending tone): Hm? You mean these simple fish somehow managed to catch your eye—*a fish sprays him with water and Puzzles screams out in shock*

*Jumpcut to another location. My doodlesona is trying to clean the water off of Puzzles screen using towels in the shops restroom stall. Puzzles is begrudgingly sitting on the closed toilet seat, very upset. His anger makes doodlesona nervous*

Doodelsona: Rrrrright…electronics and water don’t mix well together ahaha….we can avoid it next time…

Mr. Puzzles: Never. Again. Alright?

Doodlesona: Yes yes I know, that was a close call! B-but still a little bit funny, no…?

Mr. Puzzles: No.

Doodlesona:….okay, no more fish. Sorry. Got it, lesson learned—I promise it won’t get repeated. Just let me help clean you off. Then we can leave, okay?

Mr. Puzzles: Fine, finish up. Don’t take too much longer

*Puzzles remains grumpy, closing his eyes in further annoyance. But after a while, he begins to settle into a state of calm. It isn’t often that he allows people to touch his screen/T.V head, so the feeling of someone tending to him is foreign. He doesn’t mind it as much as he thought he would, and even leans into the touch for a moment*

Doodlesona: In all honestly, I’m pretty relieved none of it leaked into your circuitry. I don’t think there’s much I could’ve done if any real damage happened, probably would have need repairs

Mr. Puzzles (somewhat sheepish, as he’s trying to hide the fact he enjoys physical contact): Yes, that would be a rather unpleasant outcome, but not overly dire—

Doodlesona: On a brighter note, the water has all been soaked up! Don’t worry, I won’t touch anything mor—

*Puzzles quickly grabs doodlesona’s hand before it is completely pulled away*

Mr. Puzzles: H-HANG ON a moment!

*A comedically awkward pause as Puzzles registers how loud and frantic he was behaving (whilst still clinging to the hand) *

Doodlesona:…uh….yea? Why?

Mr. Puzzles (formulating excuse): AH well I was just thinking…it’s better to be cautious and ensure a thorough cleaning then risk any minor water damage!

*he points to his vents*

Mr. Puzzles: You uh, you had forgotten the vents….

*Doodlesona stares at him dumbfounded, slowly trying to mentally figure out what’s going on*

Doodlesona: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *finally processing* oooooOOOOOOHHH! Huh, I thought the water only splashed the front of your screen instead of reaching the sides—that’s my bad, sorry. Should’ve asked to make sure

*Puzzles in the background, lying through his digital teeth, gives out a squeamish ‘mhm!’ as confirmation. Doodlesona positions her hands back on Puzzles head to balance it again*

Doodlesona: Okay stay put, gotta focus on cleaning again

Mr. Puzzles: Yesyes of course, take your time!!! As long as you need to be thorough! I’ll wait!

*Doodlesona resumes cleaning and Puzzles is in a state of bliss. He never knew how much he longed for human contact till now*

Doodlesona: That any better?

Mr. Puzzles: Hm? Oh, yes it’s going great. A while longer with suffice

*Puzzles remains peacefully happy and gives out a content sigh, until doodlesona begins trying to clean the antennas too. The contact unexpectedly shocks him so he stands up immediately, covering his antennas with his hands*

Mr. Puzzles (semi-flustered and talking a bit rapidly): AH THAT’S QUITE ENOUGH! You were only supposed to clean the vents, antenna are OFF. LIMITS. G-great cleaning you uh, did ease my concerns. Now we should leave! Can’t expect to spend all day in the stall anyways. Glad this conundrum could be cleared up *anxious laugh*

……..

That is the end of the cringe :33

[moeblob]

A lil guy !

[malartsorte]

Well I guess i went mad and made more of these. The first post where I talk of my headcanon for Clikito's mask is this one!

[cultofthepigeon]

should start a chain of peoples fave darkest dungeon character and what your favorite affliction bark of theirs is

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo's remixing Skeppy and Puffy's part of Badboyhalo's song, "Muffin" in his current DJ session (with an interesting emphasis on a certain section 🤨)

[krys-does-art-stuff]

Former Belle declares her love for her king in front of the neighboring nobility. It's super effective!

I speeded through Nokto's sequel a few days ago and I had fun time with it! Nokto has a way of surprising you with how much depth he has and his sequel definitely delivered on that.

March 2025