#when in doubt

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[lillaray]

HOTGUY

(^з^)-☆

[rascak]

Rawr

[randomgarbagecan]

[Constellation “Demon King of Salvation” is looking at you.]

[loki-hargreeves]

If you ever doubt your own fanfics, just remember that the umbrella academy season 4 exists and it was approved by multiple people

[godisarepublican]

[galusaurus]

A simple yet effective trick to elevate any weird animal drawing! 😁

[captain-ghost]

[mirensiart]

my friend, who's going through it: so yeah, my life sucks rn

me, in my head: ok time to use the old reliable

me, out loud, using my best attempt at cheering her up: would you like to see photos of my chonky cat???

[drag00ni]

ok i think new brushes saved me

[the-art-block]

RED THE CANNIBAL

Pirate | Wizard | Spelljammer Helmsman

Last week I got the ultimate pleasure of playing alongside @skaerdir in a Spelljammer oneshot and played this usda certified piece of shit!!

The game was run as a Dungeon World hack ran by @syntheticmortal and not only was the whole plotline an absolute riot, but the mechanical adaptation of Spelljammer's rules to the PbtA system was flawless and skillful. Amazing as always ✨

I look forward to future games 🤩

[eggariesalad]

roddy ref ! because this guy is so hard to draw backside ver and references to his limbs are coming soon

face close upe...

[anuphim]

i have such bad art block rn

[thatsbelievable]

[miyanaxxi]

Poor Celeborn, dude. You get called a silver clam, you go to war, your body is never found, your wife thinks you're dead for an age, there's no trace of you, and the creators probably forgot about you for a good period of time until someone on crew checked socials and was like: "oh shit we forgot Galadriel's malewife guys."

Whelp.

When in doubt, go to war and be presumed dead for a thousand years when you’re probably actually being held hostage somewhere where it’s unbeknownst to you that your wife isn’t even bothered to believe you’re alive nor is she fighting in your name but her brother's, I guess.

You are also mentioned only once when your wife is trauma-dumping on this random kid.

[childrenofcain-if]

My Mc and M cuddling:

MC: "You know, I was wondering how the hell do tall people like you even sleep at night when the blankets can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toe."

M: "Meri jaan, it's 3 in the morning."

MC: "A-ha so you can't sleep huh? I bet it's because of the blankets."

M: “why don’t you come closer so you can keep me warm, then?”

MC: 😳

dumbass MCs being M’s source of amusement and exasperation as usual. they won’t change anything about them tho.