#wilbur exists

[hoglinz]

happy nov 16 o7

[iknowiknowiknowtheend]

HOLY THIS POST IS ALMOST 4 YEARS OLD. okay i need it out mydrafts

new friends !

based off this post

extras bc I love that shit-

to pass the time in the beginning, techno would let dream try to braid his hair and just talk ab random stuff. Greek mythology most commonly.

when The Simps (wil and Michael) showed up to free Dream and their plans were foiled, despite being Dream’s simps- Dream made them go sit in the corner. wil pulled a pack of cards out his back pocket and this started the first game of many. dream complain-writes in one of his books, the syndicate faces technos mild disappointment.

the syndicate came to free techno after he’d been in there so long- it didn’t go out well. dream now becomes lonely- doesn’t want to interact socially with the syndicate nor the simps (bc they can’t help him)

Tommy and Tubbo come for Ranboo, when they get thrown in too they just go sit with him. poor tommy.... quackity also shows up for a torture session but seeing there’s so many people in there he 1. doesn’t go through with it, and 2. can’t leave. he gets dirty looks from The Simps for obvious reasons.

las nevadas gang comes for quackity (minus purpled who can’t be bothered to care, and sam who’s the warden). fundy goes to sit with dad, fundy gets ignored though because the cards are wil’s life now. charlie talks with q of course because q was otherwise ignored/ getting dirty looks. foolish thinks the place is bland as shit.

eret came for foolish, but (like everyone else) was hopelessly foiled. on the bright side she’s finally figured out where half the server went ! foolish has learned to embrace the boring af cell and instead spends his time looking for patterns in the ceiling like it’s cloud gazing. he points some out to eret. the eggpire is also here for egg crimes (obviously), they aren’t even eggified so they don’t have to be here- but sams practically just trying to see how many people he can fit in one cell at this point.

also I might make another part? idk. I was awfully lazy when it came to this. hopefully I will- but no promises.

[thearcanecat]

Wilbur Cross with denim shoelaces.

[cdroloisms]

Cdream be like: You can't put yourself in the Prison anymore bc of the woke >:(/lh

That man is a mess like it's facinating how messy his vision of reality is for others and himself

it is fascinating fr, and does remind me of how we'd talk a little bit about how his perspective may betray what kind of environment this guy might've been in pre-dsmp. the stick-up-his-ass about rules and rule-following, the neuroticism about conflict, and the ease with which he jumps to punishment as being the appropriate response to people who cause problems (a perspective that, quite evidently, to a certain extent, does apply to himself, doesn't it?) all seems quite indicative of someone who lived in an environment where punishment being the natural consequence of stepping outside the lines was generally something that went unquestioned. of course, this is speculative, and it's not that a #tragicbackstory is necessary to explain what the fuck is up with c!Dream, and it's hardly about justifying the choice to abuse a teenager into behaving, lmao. but while exile served his goals and exile was a lot of petty, spiteful cruelty for petty, spiteful reasons, i do think there's something to be said about how clearly c!Dream hadn't expected c!Tommy to respond quite so severely to exile and how he thought he would be "fine" with potatoes in the prison and the language he used both about exile and his own early prison stay about shit like "getting better" through punishment. of course, punitive justice as a norm is kind of ingrained in our own society (just look at the rhetoric around deserving in this fandom, lmao, which speaks more than well enough for itself) and of course that reflects onto the dream smp as well, considering how many of the characters talk quite freely about the idea of punishment/deserving/what have you, but few characters are quite as obviously a stickler for rule-following as c!dream and exile and then prison are uhhh definitely on the more extreme end of things. anyway. just some food for thought

[pluralquotebook]

🎣: I was a fridge once. On my mother's side.

[🌌🔭]

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[gooperts-gunk]

funniest notification i've gotten these past two weeks

[tropicalcontinental]

Something about timelines and how in a very minute amount of them these bozos end up in Hatchetfield and derail every apocalypse ever + Ms. Holloway doodle!

[transgenbur]

fostering au sally is very important to me because its sooo easy to make her the big bad villain. the evil mother who left her poor depressed bf alone to take care of his little brother and a newborn. and im not saying it wasnt a massively fucked up thing to do but like. she was twenty and she was scared!!! she didnt know what the fuck she was doing, she never signed up for the whole ‘raising a child’ thing when she ran away with him. they didnt know how to communicate. she didnt even think of telling wil that she wasnt ready, even when he asked she just nodded. she told herself when pregnant it was fine and that she would just suck it up but its not!! you cant force yourself to do that and have it go well!!

and i think the core of it is that she wasnt meant to be a mother and she realises this later on, she just doesnt want a life tied down with the responsibility of raising another human being.

and i just think that if she was a guy that wouldve been such an easier pill to swallow for those around her. if she were a guy it would have been disappointing but unsurprising, expected for her to be an absent dad. but shes not and so her making a mistake and hurting someone and not wanting motherhood is made out as her being heartless.

and its mostly her parents who do this because even wil grew up and the hurt faded and he reflected and realised some of this on his own. but her parents are the devil incarnate (exaggerating. kind of. they are just very Prim and Proper nice rich suburban family and if you step out of line youre dead to them) and they still use it against her for years and years after like ‘if you were gonna run away with that lowlife and get pregnant at least marry him’ vibes.

whatever i just care about her ok. shes messy and immature and she made a mistake because she was scared and because no one ever taught her it was actually okay to not want kids and that doesnt make her a monster

[zkretchy]

Still on my Nightmare Time watch and uh well, The Witch in the Web was something huh? (i literally only have Yellow Jacket for S2 left I am putting it off bc it can't be over so quick but I AM expecting a similar finale in terms of...lore I guess? idk but I am p sure Hannah is in there soooo)

[mr-editor]

This is how I see my Fundy! He had the ability to shape shift between fox and human, but would often mix the two forms together. He tended to be more human presenting as he grew up, here he's about 18-19 (around two and a half years younger than Tommy).

His eyes are blue-green and his hair had black on the tips with some thin white streaks. He might of been into aviation? Not sure ahah, he did have an interest in redstone however. I remember him showing me very simple redstone contraptions when he was much younger back when we lived in the caravan. c!Fundy would of loved computer programming.

Him as a baby. Best baby ever. Look at him please. Isn't he wonderful?? And now he's all grown up.. JSJCHDJFJF..xndm.f.fjfjm

Appearance wise, he looked very similar to the content creator Fundy, so every so often I run across a picture of the cc! and my mind always connects it to my Fundy. It's like he grew up and. And you know?? You know????

(Also if you're an older Fundy fictionkin/fictive looking for a Wilbur.. hello!)

[apolaskiart]

Damn, just finished Icebound today plus the latest episode😔 Can't believe they got perverts all around argentholme.

[zipzapzopzoop]

…am I wrong though?

[back-in-2037]

What I think each of the Robinsons would dress up as for Halloween 🎃

Bud: Headless horseman. He goes with the interpretation that has a pumpkin for a head and, of course, he puts in on backwards.

Fritz and Petunia: Fritz wears a more old-timey get up with a dark color palette and has Petunia look like a creepy, ghostly doll.

Joe: He doesn't wear a costume at first glance, and when asked the family's response is "He is wearing a costume, he's dressed up as a *chuckle* 'regular Joe'. Get it?" Either that, or I can also see him wearing a classic vampire costume.

Tallulah and Laszlo: Duo costume. Since Laszlo flies around all the time he dresses up as an angel, while Tallulah dresses up as a devil. Which would be a role reversal of sorts for them since he's usually the troublemaker of the two while she tends to be the voice of reason.

Billie: Since there's this connection often made between psychopomps and different modes of transportation (boats, buses, and of course, trains) I can see her dressing up as the Grim Reaper.

Lefty: A Kraken, pretty self explanatory.

Spike and Dimitri: Since their whole thing is how they are literally just heads poking out of the dirt, zombies.

Lucille: I headcanon her to be a chemist, so I figure she would dress up as a witch, formulas translating into potions in this case.

Cornelius: Frankenstein.

Carl: Frankenstein's monster. Again, these two are pretty self-explanatory.

Franny: Either some kind of bog/swamp creature or the Phantom of the Opera. Radically different costumes, but I think either one would be fitting for her given her love of frogs and music.

Gaston: His whole thing is cannons, so I can see him dressing up as a pirate, specifically an undead pirate captain who went down with his ship, because of course he would also come up with an elaborate backstory for his costume.

Art: Kind of a reach, but I can see him dressing up as a werewolf, because he works in space, and the moon, and well...you guys get it.

Tiny: The family gets him a pair of wings, comically small of course, and he's a dragon now. He loves it.

Buster: The family gets him one of those little pumpkin dog costumes.

Wilbur: A ghost. Either he goes with the classic white sheet with eyeholes, or he gets Tallulah to help him get some old timey clothes, face paint that makes him look dead, and chains ala Marley's ghost. Either way, he uses a pair of hover-boots his dad invented to fly around.

[diltonsstrangescience]

Guys help I think I’ve been transported to a parallel universe. The ponytail is on the wrong color hair.

Archie is blond now.

This is surreal.

[biscuit-sheep]

Kazuma laughing sprite my beloved…

[i-have-no-soul]

i keep trying to leave dsmp and mcyt behind me but it keeps clawing at me like the devil what do you MEANNN there’s still people who support wilbur soot and claim theres no evidence for the thing he admitted to doing unprompted??????