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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr
#ive been telling my husband to get a tumblr for YEARS#and NOW hes asking me dumb questions about it#b
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i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.
#m2a#i reek of bisexuality so hard that multiple people have said we have bi couple energy#and I'm always like you don't understand. i have never met a more heterosexual human than my husband.#he's perfect.
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#It's about seeing that just because im queer does not mean i have to died like a dog on the streets#just the thought of queer people being allowed to exist long enough to grow old makes me wanna cry#gonna put my ships on blast do not judge me#kakairu#Innefable husbands#mchanzo#erasermic#wrightworth#superbat#aladarius#queer#lgbt
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Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-
Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed
Odysseus: what, no!
Penelope: that’s my husband
Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many
Penelope: I don’t give a shit
Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-
Penelope: And I would’ve done the same
Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors
Penelope: and you look fantastic
Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON
Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you
#epic the musical#Odysseus: I am not the man you fell in love with#Penelope: L + Ratio + Don’t tell me you’re not the same person + You're always my husband and I've been waiting
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hannigram
#this piece was a commission!#had a blast working on it#been wanting to draw these two for so long so Im glad I finally got the chance to#murder husbands#ehehehehe#hannibal#hannibal fanart#hannigram#hannigram fanart#hannibal lecter#will graham#my art#fanart
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three hearts that beat as one | old hollywood throuples anyone???
#old hollywood#classic hollywood#my post#my edit#yes yes they are not all throuples there are some that are 4. but you get the point!!!#btw three hearts that beat as one is a legit tagline for design for living#okay okay so lets get into identifying things. song: 3 - britney spears. films in order of appearance:#design for living#design for living 1933#the talk of the town#the talk of the town 1942#the philadelphia story#the philadelphia story 1940#singin in the rain#singin in the rain 1952#too many husbands#too many husbands 1940#fours a crowd#fours a crowd 1938#its love im after#its love im after 1937#my favorite wife#my favorite wife 1940#you can tell the relative throuple-ness roughly by how much they are featured lol. okay now for my OWN sake i must tag some actors#miriam hopkins#jean arthur#cary grant#katharine hepburn#james stewart#olivia de havilland
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selkie au counts for mermay.... riiiiight......
#ace attorney#gyakuten saiban#phoenix wright#my art#trucy wright#comics#selkie au#this is very silly. shoutout to my friends for enthusiastically saying TRUSEAL every time i shared updates about this in discord. TRUSEAL!!#sorry one day i'll make a comic sample longer than three pages#anyway i have many more thoughts about this au (thalassa selkie queen) (ex-husband fisherman zak gramarye) (apollo not knowing hes a Seal)#etc cetera. lalalalalaaa
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Aziraphale and Crowley in Hades style! 😊
A speedpaint video of these will be available at my Patreon on june 1st along with the 10th doctor one!
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#david tennant#michael sheen#innefable husbands#hades game#hades II#my art#should I open commissions like these hmm
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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so
You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie
#good omens#gomens#good omens s2#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#my art#made with stolen time over the course of two extremely busy months but I'm so glad its done#Aziraphale's reading a first folio obviously#cones of dunshire voice: it's about the DETAILS#extremely excited to introduce everyone to this song about DEEPLY YEARNING for someone who annoys the hell out of you#its a banger
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can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy
#rambl#i've put my husband in touch with 3 people across 2 companies he's interviewing at#and cited that tablet in self-congratulation... reader he had never heard of it
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dinner
#i have nothing to say for myself#I love toxic old man yaoi#Hannibal#art#my art#hannigram#digital painting#nbc Hannibal#Hannibal fanart#Hannibal Lecter#murder husbands#Will Graham#artists on tumblr#artist#painting#tw blood#digital art#digital drawing
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noooooooo Aziraphale don't turn around you won't survive the cunt this diva is serving
#good omens#go fanart#aziracrow#crowley#aziraphale#good omens fanart#ineffable husbands#angelcake#auaurghgh it didnt turn out the way i wanted it to but there's simply no more steam left in me i hate coloring i hate “rendering” i hate ha#hate hate hate killing violence#sometimes you just gotta say it's what's it's and truck on huh#i just wanted to shit it out before leaving for the airport in 20 min lol#anyway crowley looks like an evil little conspirateur straight out of a barbie movie and that's a W in my book
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Thinking about the Good Omens S1 body swap…
LATER
#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#comic#body swap#good omens body swap#I didn’t put the part where Aziraphale’s checks out Crowley’s snake in their pants#but it’s here#in my heart#illustration#illustrator#procreate#digitalart#my art
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Penelope's final gambit, you will always be famous, no matter the subtext.
#poorly drawn odyssey#the odyssey#odysseus#penelope#epic the musical#Epic's version was very sweet and very well executed (and so cathartic!)#But Odyssey Penelope is *so* done with all the bullshit at this point in the story.#Credit where it is due; at this point she's been through a lot.#And to top if all off - her own son and one of the few maids on her side are buying into this (supposed) ruse.#This cannot have been the only time someone tried to pull this trick on her either.#Its the contrast between: 'Oh you're My husband?' and 'Ohh *sureeee* you're my husband. Just like the 30 other 'Odys' before you.'#The olive tree bed trick is a great gambit because it really is the final test to verify his identity.#I'm just a sucker for couples who have a secret only they know between them I suppose!#The match each other in will and wit! They will always find each other!!!#Anyways. The Odyssey is a worthwhile read and I highly recommend it. Epic is also a great musical worth checking out.
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