#with tiny mention of

[bl00dalchemist]

Dog days

[nicktoonsunite]

manny discovers something mildly disappointing about jenny

[bacchuschucklefuck]

january month of yuugi

[chloesimaginationthings]

Jumpscare Balloon boy returns in FNAF 2 movie..

[whatsupidontknow]

Whoever Jon’s mother had been, Ned must have loved her fiercely

[crowliphale]

Based on an interaction I had with my grandpa when I was very little while he showed me a photo book. The person he did it to was my grandma ofc (ft. The newt from @sweet-reaper 's fic)

[sudokuishere]

Is that... is that tims boat house??? Did tim let damian crash with him at his murder shack?

Like? It's this room from his murder shack

That's so cute I'm dying 😭

[makothegayyburrito]

Like, “hey bud, you look a bit cold there”

(An old meme I made that’s been floating around in my archives)

[bluerosefox]

Little Danny's Big Adventure

New idea.

Okay now hear me out.

-Pulls out AU idea cauldron and tosses stuff into it-

Let's put in some Ghost King/Prince Danny.... But also some deaged to toddlerhood Danny that gets yeeted into the DCverse!

Like imagine, tiny baby Danny with his tiny crown of ice floating above his head and his galaxy cape wrapped around him and uses it like a baby blanket. He didn't mean to fall into a different universe, a natural portal opened up and he was being a curious little thing! He didn't mean to trip and fall in during his nap time.

Nor was he expecting to fall into this realm during a rogue attack and knock out said rogue cause they were being a meanie and harming people and now Danny just wants his nap time cause he spent a lot of his tiny engery and he wants to find a nice spot.

Danny finds a place to crash, snuggling himself into his cape and the astronaut bear Danielle got him during her last visit that he takes everywhere since.

He's out like a light as the door to this safe house that belongs to one of the Bats opens up.

Meanwhile. In the Infinite Realms, Queen Regent Jazz is going into Mama Bear Jazz Mode trying to find her deaged brother, keeping the Realms in check, and is resisting the urge to put CW in time out Soup Time because he's being cyptided again about Danny whereabouts!!! UGH!

[roses-and-revolutions]

DC x DP Prompt

To the delight of Gotham's citizens, and the dismay of her criminal underbelly, the GCPD has a new specialized unit that ACTUALLY apprehends criminals and brings them to justice!

It's a relatively small squad of mostly young adults, who looked fresh out of their teens. But age didn't matter once they got the work done. And they did, as they've already got criminals like Penguin, Riddler, and Bane behind bars for what looks to be 'for good'.

No one besides Commissioner Gordan knows anything about the squad as they operate as a mostly separate entity from GCPD. It was rare to see any of them, and any photos taken were unusually blurry. They are also extremely secretive; if you exclude their social media which are usually just shit posts, memes, and thirst edits of the Wayne family.

They were a total mystery. Almost as mysterious as Batman.

But those who have seen/worked with the squad before all had the same thing to say about them. They were cool. They had an unusually effective method. And their leader is a menace. With his sharp teeth and pointed smile. And bright blue eyes that spoke to your soul. It was a pleasure to see/ work with him, it really was. But they weren't planning on doing so again for a long time.

That being said, Gotham had been quiet for a while. A bit too quiet if you ask anyone, especially the Bats. Strangely, it didn't feel like the usual calm before the shit storm. The instinctual pit in their guts that usually formed just wasn't there. This was different. This wasn't the calm before the storm. This was the ocean receding. But no one seemed to realize it yet.

Not until the tsunami came crashing down on them.

The GCPD special unit accounts that had been inactive for the last three months suddenly pinged to life. Everyone who followed them clicked the notification almost immediately. With this unnerving calm surrounding them, who the hell didn't want to see what batshit crazy statement they would make after three months of radio silence.

What they didn't expect, was to see a crystal-clear picture of justice finally being served.

The picture was a selfie, taken in an abandoned warehouse. In the middle of the dirty floor was the Joker. He was tied up and his head hung low. You could see how beaten he was, his clothes torn and bloody. His face paint was also coming off, revealing pale blotchy skin. Reminding everyone that, he was still human, just like the rest of them.

Behind him, all lined up with smiles on their faces, was Team Phantom. They were a bit bloody and bruised as well but overall in much better condition. They weren't wearing the normal GCPD navy blue uniform, but black and white ones. All stylized to fit the wearers taste. They all looked so young, but their eyes looked like old tired eyes, finally getting some relief.

From in the corner was their leader. Only part of his face was in the picture. One glowing blue eye, and part of his Cheshire smile. His hand making a peace sign next to the Joker. Even with only part of his being shown, everyone could tell he was relived as well.

And while the picture itself was shocking, the caption was what really got them. The top was what you would usually expect from the team. A big bold 'GOT EM' ' at the top. But at the bottom in small, almost unnoticeable text was:

"He will face his punishment. We will get our retribution. May we finally rest in peace."

[kyurochurro]

🌙✨ woah man!! things that go bump in the night... totally spooky!!

[so-very-small]

no little borrower! don’t eat that candy you stole from me!!! that’s my Forever Weed Gummy!! little borrower no!!

[leclercari]

"Henry’s still looking up at the statue, but Alex can’t stop looking at him and the sly smile on his face, lost in his own thoughts. “And James’s son, Charles I, is the reason we have dear Samson. (...) One of the most beautiful pieces we own, and we didn’t even steal it. We only needed Villiers and his trolloping ways with the queer monarchs. To me, if there were a registry of national gay landmarks in Britain, Samson would be on it.” Henry’s beaming like a proud parent, like Samson is his, and Alex is hit with a wave of pride in kind." — Red, White & Royal Blue, Chapter 10

[blueinkie]

Helloooo SAILOR!!!!

Bro is fine in youth and in old age lol

Its giving 20 something nonbinary butch lesbian to trans macs DILF vibes idk

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

the thing i love about SAGAU is how committed we can be to everyone's suffering :]

horror. immediate horror and dread flood the expressions of the gods who assisted, who turned a blind eye as their citizens tracked you to the ends of the world, who raised their own blades against you. they don't realize it. not at first. the vibrancy of the world began to fade along with your crumbling body, your form breaking and shattering like glass, turning into ancient flowers and winds. but it does not die- not yet. merely struggling. drooping blossoms, bad harvests. only half of the usual produce leaves the cities, the Shogun's beloved sakura struggling to bloom and the grapes from Mondstadt with little juice and taste. still, the people and gods who cruelly beheaded you refuse to admit any wrongdoing- the world still lived, that was proof enough that you weren't the Creator, they all yell and scream

those who know better keep their silence. Lady Furina, Iudex Neuvillette. Il Capitano, Lord Arlecchino. Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger, and Foul Legacy. at your request, they tell not another soul. Furina is beside herself with fury, the second time she's seen someone be accused of being a false god. except this time, you are truly divine- the Creator- she refuses to allow the same fate to befall you again. Foul Legacy keeps you safe, in quiet, gentle company deep beneath the waves, gleaming in the soft light of Merusea Village. here, amongst your Abyssal friend and many siblings, there's nothing to fear. any Archons who come to Fontaine to beg forgiveness are met with the rage of the ones who never doubted you

[oh-phoenixx]

"Look" - Jegulus (+platonic prongsfoot) microfic @into-the-jeggyverse - 364 words

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“Stop snogging my brother!” Sirius groaned as he walked down the stairs into the Gryffindor common room, greeted by the sight of his little brother sitting on his best friend’s lap, their tongues down each other’s throats.

“Sirius, do you remember saying you were okay with us dating?” James sighed. “That does mean you will occasionally see us kissing, you do realise that, right?”

“No, you have defiled my innocent baby brother!” Sirius accused, narrowing his eyes. He sat beside them on the sofa and continued to glare with disgust. “I expected you to hold hands at most.”

“I defiled him?” James questioned, clearly holding back a laugh. “I was a vir-”

“I don’t want to know!” Sirius snapped, shuddering at the thought of where James was going with that.

Regulus, clearly deciding he’d had enough, bid the two goodbye and left to find Barty and Evan. With Regulus gone, Sirius and James experienced something they never had before: awkward silence. It made no sense, it was wrong, the world was off-balance. Sirius and James had never once been awkward around each other, not since the moment they’d met.

“I hate this,” James said.

“Me too,” Sirius replied.

Sharing a look, they turned to face each other on the sofa.

“You said you were okay with us being together, Padfoot,” James pointed out.

“I know, I know. And I am,” Sirius assured. “It’s just…what happens if you break up? James, I love you, but he’s my brother. And you are not to repeat this, but I love him, too. More than anything.”

“I know that, and I’d expect you to take his side, no matter what,” James admitted. “But I would never hurt him, I promise. I’d never blame you for standing by him and I wouldn’t let it come between us.”

Hesitantly content with this, Sirius shuffled so that his head was leaning on James’s shoulder. James wrapped an arm around him, and it almost made Sirius laugh how easy it was for them to fix these things, as though they could read each other’s minds and know exactly how to make it better.

“James?”

“Yeah?”

“You’ll look after him, won’t you?”

“Always.”