#wmacstarter

[asksnixxtana]

Friday is for fresh sets and French champagne. Gotta find some way to make up for a week of missed exams for failed auditions. I swear, casting directors in Ohio don't know their head from their ass. Or their head is in their ass. Or they want a lil' piece of ass in exchange for two lines and a cold lunch. Yeah...dream tf on. I'll buy my way to the top - but selling this body, neva gonna happen gatekeeper.

[goldenkwilde]

Well, as the newly-instated co-captain of the Troubletones, I think we got this in the bag. Based on hotness alone, we smoke you all up, that goes without saying. But if you add talent and charisma and a setlist to die for? We're gonna be unbeatable.

[askhunterclarington]

Now that the craziness of Halloween has settled down, I need to settle back into a proper routine. Focussing on school, the Warblers, lacrosse and wrestling. It was certainly fun but for the first time ever I'm finding it hard to crack down again. Is anyone else struggling to find that motivation?

[askjesse]

Well, in the words of one Elder Price, played by Andrew Rannells in the seminal 2011 Broadway hit The Book of Mormon, hello. Honestly, I had been avoiding this particular platform on account of the fact that it clearly attracts all manner of rival showchoir trash, but if Lin Manuel Miranda's unofficial autobiography has taught me anything, it's that you need to put yourself anywhere you can be seen, even if you're ultimately unwelcome. To that end, I suppose I can endure a few dozen people with undiagnosed vocal nodes and overinflated pipe dreams. The name's Jesse St James. I'd commit that to memory if I were you.

[asksugxrmotta]

Listen up bitches! It's finally time for the most important event of the fall social calendar, Sugar Motta's Annual Halloween Spooktacular. You are all invited, and feel free to bring your friends - the cool ones anyway. It'll be hosted at my dad's Ohio property, which is just a 20 minute UberBlack from campus.

As for the dress code, costumes are mandatory. Same as last year, there will be a $1000 cash prize for the best costume.

See you all Halloween weekend.

[askjeffsterling]

Drummers these days are so god damn unreliable. All over it when the babes are flowing, but you grill them one time about being late every practice and suddenly they're walking out the door.

Anyway, I heard this is another sick place to drum up (pun intended) some interest. Lemme know if you know anyone cracked on the sticks! Or if you want dates to our next show.

[askdottie]

Quick question for everyone who's turned 21 while in Lima - what exactly did you do for your birthday? Because mine's coming up and the options seem... limited.

[askcohenchang]

Attention, normies. Tis I, your Acid Bath Princess of the Darkness; Tina. Just letting everyone know my latest update for 'You Shine Brighter (Than Anyone Does)', my Bella Swan and Alice Cullen fanfiction, is official posted. However, I have put my account on private because apparently someone on campus found my fics and left some really mean comments. So, if you want the link then I'll send it your way. But, yeah, just so people know, I'm not insulted by being called 'a goth vampire bitch' and 'cringe', I embrace it.

[brcdsweston]

You'd think I'd get used to the 6am practices but ain't no fucking way. Couldn't even go back for a snooze after it. Running on nothing but four sugar-free red bulls and Kendrick Lamar's discography. If you see me falling asleep standing up, mind your own.

[kurthq]

So we're just out here throwing slushies now? That's what we're doing in our ripe old age? I want it to be said here that if anyone dares to throw anything in my face, at any time, I'm going to lose my mind.

[lynnryder]

So I just set the smoke detector off again. I swear that thing is out to get me. I don't know what its deal is, you could even see through the smoke this time.

Does anyone have any Ryder-proof recipe suggestions? Following TikTok tutorials is obviously not working out for your boy.

[askbrett]

You know, I feel like I shouldn't be surprised how hard it is to book the auditorium on campus. It's like if it's not the glee clubs taking up all the time, it's drama class, dance, even orchestra or jazz band. Or literally just Rachel @askingrachelberry hogging all the open slots to sing sad ballads. Which, okay, they're good, but still. Do they have to be performed on stage? Alone?

[goldenkwilde]

Between the overly chirpy pumpkin spice latte ads everywhere that try too hard to convince me that anyone could feel 'cozy' in this depressing grey, and the constant rain that means I can't wear any real leather, fall is really the crapfest of seasons. The only upsides are that 1) it's Burberry season, but honestly I'd trade that for swimwear any day (I'm a beach girl through and through), and 2) Halloween. The one night of the year where, not only do I look like a total smokeshow, but I also don't get stressed out about other people looking bad because they probably meant to.

[askhunterclarington]

I am begging someone to tell me that there's a better gym around here than the one on campus. I'm all for the comradery - or whatever you want to call it - with sharing the equipment, but if I have to waste my time a minute longer watching some loon with no idea what they're doing incorrectly using a machine, I'm going to lose it. Some people have things to do and places to be.

[askingrachelberry]

The break between semesters may be coming up, but just a reminder to my fellow members of the New Directions - this time away is not time to get complacent! Sectionals is on the horizon. Please be sure to put in the same amount of rehearsal hours as we would normally have.

Oh, and happy holidays!

[askjesse]

After a successful few days of spending time with family and donating my vocal talents to the local soup kitchen, I'm surprisingly glad to be back in Lima. The weather's as sub-par as usual, but on Monday starts a new cardio training regime for Vocal Adrenaline that I've been working on with the help a celebrity guest who will remain unnamed but is known for her 80s aerobics videos that you can catch my nana watching 9 to 5. We'll be a well-oiled machine ready for Sectionals in no time.