#woaw . im so normal ^_^

[keylimeguy]

oh yeah btw i got a print from one of the artists who helped design naven at a local convention last month. unrelatedly i am never going to be normal ever again

[gaygirlruby]

frotting with ruby ♡♡ letting her think she has the upper hand, straddled over your thighs and sliding her hips over yours in a slow wet glide, letting her be snarky and a tease and a brat before flipping her over, slammed down on the bed, pressing your thigh up against her cunt and reminding her just what happens to girls who can't behave

[hityalikeafkingtornado]

Hey guysss my name (for friendz) is Ruki!! (And for everyone else im Kamil :P).

pronouns he/him. I'm just a silly punk polish neurodivergent guy whose life is falling apart. What can i say

Also im Gay and trans ;3

My discord: ruki_silly

DNI: Pro ana accounts, sh accounts, ppl who genuinely hate furries, fatphobic ppl, all the regular DNIs, and ppl who are here just to hate

My interestz!!;

-Music: HUGE MSI fan (JIMMY URINE I LOVE YOU), Korn, Jack Stauber (also a HUGE fan), nine inch nails, She wants revenge, Linkin Park, Limp bizkit, Mother mother, mitski, ayesha erotica and a lot of shitty polish punk bands

-Other shit: MY OCS (JM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM.SO NKRMAL.), Drawing, Playing guitar, Deltarune, Pokemon, Fnaf, Murder drones, Genshin impact, South park, Undertale, Dbh, Fight club, Danganronpa (especially v3), House md, Mouthwashing, Sonic, Pjsk, Moral Orel, total drama, and prob a lot lot more ;P

-Anime/manga: BNHA, BSD, JK, AOT, TPN, KNY Banana fish, Sachi-iro no one room, Spy x family, Sk8 the Infinity, Noragami, and im too tired to think of rest of them

Woaw. You r still reading thiz. I love you

Also, get random factz about me dumped :3!!!

-My bday is juzt one day before jimmys, whichhh is written 6.09 (in my country). Hehe. 69

-Also my eye color is the same as Jimmy's :333 (I'm literally him and hes my wife at the same time)

-i LOVE bunnies. absolutely my fav animal.

-my fav pokemon are Swampert (my fav 4ever), Zoroark (both normal and hisuan), toxtricity, joltik, jolteon and goodra :³

-my fav genshin characterz are wriothesley, ororon, itto, kaveh and ifa :33

-Im a furry.

-i love my ocs so so so so so so much. They are my fav thing forever. My reason to live. I share an universe with my 2 best friendz. If you'd ever have any questions about anything oc related PLEASE ASK. PLEASEEE

-overall. If you have any questions. Literally anything. Or just wanna send something. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DO

- i HATE cigs. Mostly bc of my ex probably but also bc of my mother and father

-also i hate alcohol, drugs, and even any meds that do anything mentally. PTSD from my extremely abusive alcoholic mother and drug addict dad. Not fun especially bc i should take meds.

-180 dayz sh cleannnnnn🔥🔥

-I LOVE MY TUMBLR FRIENDS. MY MOOTS. I LOVE YALL SO MUCHHHHH

Tagz i use for my postz;

#*insert name of the thing*shitpost #shitpost #vent shitpost #oc mentioned (this tag i use for myself)

Also imma start using #ask!!! (For askz)

Okay im writing random shit now.okay. if you read all that, damn.thank you. I love you. *Kisses*

[0the-lamb-of-god0]

“What the fuck is wrong with you-?! Do you actually have rabies?!?! I’m too poor to get sick!!”

*Genesis spots the person again and throws a stick at rot just cus thy felt like it.*

// @0the-lamb-of-god0

*It catches it in rot’s mouth, before smiling*

[cloudcountry]

i see sleepy ritsu and i raise you: ritsu who has to have at least two cups of coffee every day, one in the morning and one after lunch. except when it comes time to make his afternoon cup of coffee, he finds himself on the floor of your room, listening to you talk about something or another. he's trying his best to fight the caffeine drop because he wants to hear everything you have to say!! he wants to listen to you! he's resting his chin in his hand... and he's staring hard at your lips trying to focus on your words... but... his eyelids are just so heavy... ritsu struggling to keep his eyes open with his cheek squished against his hand... jerking awake bc he fell asleep and his chin slipped off his hand... flushing beet red at the way you're biting back your laughter at his startled expression... >:)

THE WAY I AM . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! hes so cute i need to eat him alive. im normal. hes so cute. yes ritsu you are so formidable and strong and intelligent but also you are the squishiest cutest ghoul in darkwick and i love you.

HES SUCH A LIP STARER IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND oh im lightheaded . oh woaw. WAIT THIS IS THE PERFECT MOMENT TO OFFER MY LAP AS A PILLOW. would he take it probably not BUT I CAN OFFER. get the thought of it stuck in his head. YEAH. that feels evil. i love him.

OH I WOULD TOTALLY LAUGH AT HIM HELP!!! like . ritsu hon i think youre sleepy. do you want to go get some coffee. better yet let me brew you some tea. oh hes so cute. this is so domestic tbh. ritsu being my husband WHEN. IM CRYING.

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

oh my GOD thank you for feeding me so well. rubs my text filled belly. hehehe im awesome anon:333333 aouughh my goodness the purring.. do you mind if i steal that i really like that idea ourgh,,, honestly if i do write my own fics i'll probably be very inspired by yours hgkjfghskjh or have them be reminiscent of them, sooo in love with how you characterize all these guys. and to be self indulgent, ESPECIALLY goes for treason.....

youu have LOTS of good thoughts on doc im like woaw,... woaw.,,, woaw.,,, god dammit doc stop being horny for your mentally ill employees. i do feel like its a little strange hes all this way for someone ten years younger than him but man. smokes drag. im not experienced in the sex. (that is to say idk if thats normal for people to do). but shiit the 3rd screenshot..,,, ouurgghhh. so sad to see how their current dynamic is compared to that, imo.... its really sweet, reminiscent of treason dare i say.

and the fourth, about people being afraid of him. bonkin myself over the head for not picking up on that before, it shouldve been obvious RAH!!! it really does suck that san actually is/was such a dickhead to him. i hope he changes and i think he's beginning to, as he realised that deimos is like. in deep shit and not just an annoying fuckass guy. which he also definitely is. but i think sanford still seems to have an internalised fear of clones probably. i mean, it doesn't really help that deimos is so aggressive, and he's not self aware at all as you said. BUT hes also been treated as a weapon all his life BUT he should still realise how he acts BUT also hes so fucked up CAN ANYONE FIX THIS GUY................. PLEASE.................. everything about imself just feeds deeper into the shitter spiral it would be funny if it wasnt so sad.

and again, from my perspective, i think if doc truly wanted to help deimos, he probably shouldn't make deimos rely solely on him to be someone that reciprocates trust. BUT he also doesnt even KNOW thats deimos' issue hrrrghhh. he seems very manipulative and calculating so i guess its a little easy to assume he couldve figured it out. but doc plays 3d chess and deimos plays 4d chess.

ouughhh. sannfor,,.... if this was a full blown novel id love to see doc faltering in his trust for deimos at any point in the story (like even previous timh events) cuz man thatd fuck deimos up so bad i think. Nope torture city again/ref

that whole thing with deimos being dangerous, MAN that hits so fucking hard, i get him. absolutely hellish to go through that kind of thing, these guys are so absolutely stuck and boy i want to see how you get them out of this mess. if at all. if you dont i will probably write the sanmos healing fic to cope AHAHHA no pressure, i really want to either way;p

and with posting stuff, i feel like i cant really continue forward with even finishing a fic until everythings as refined as i can make it - im not a perfectionist by any means, i just really have a lot of ideas in my head and i wanna get em down right, lest i publish the same fic thing over and over again trying to get the plot and feelings just how i want it. but maybe ill try! ill just have to eventually figure out where to start - i have a lot of thoughts about generally what happens and everything about the characters but i just dont know in what scenarios or what kind of plotline i should have them interact in - in that case, i should probly figure out a timeline... i do have a 2bhank oneshot but its not quite relevant to my entire span of my nevada/madcom headcanons, so i dunno. ill see!!

as for ur other fic, totally fine if you dont wanna post it publically, but for now im too scared to come out of anon so maybe another day LOL

been working all day so delayed response lol

anyway feel free to take headcanons as much as you want! if I didn't wanna share em I wouldn't put them in my fics. there's a video I saw a while back of a male lion purring and I picture that to pretty much be what Deimos sounds like, hence scary

idk that it's really that strange of an age gap. my parents are two years apart but then I've got an aunt and uncle that are 13 years apart. the disappointment I wasted five months on was like 8 years older than me and he was the same as the disappointment that was my age. I wouldn't say Doc is attracted to that aspect of Deimos specifically. like obviously he thinks he's cute but he doesn't think about Deimos's age that much, and if he did he'd honestly prefer someone a little closer to his own age. neither a turn off nor a turn on, just an objective fact. the description states in plaintext exactly what Doc likes most about Deimos

and that's not the only reason but it is the biggest one. loyalty, not just willingness to do what Doc asks but enthusiasm about it, and subsequently trustworthiness. Deimos hasn't ever given him a reason to question his loyalty and Doc likes that A Lot

yeah Sanford is. he means well. he means really really well. but he is scared of Deimos at times because he's watched him snap over and over again and his attempts at helping are rough around the edges at best and almost never well received by Deimos. his feelings towards Deimos do change over time but specifically when he finds out Deimos is involved with Doc, and that's for an entire other sideplot because Sanford is an incredibly paranoid individual who could throw Doc much much further than he trusts him

Deimos is actually correct here. Doc is genuinely making an effort to check in on Sanford's living situation and does his best to accommodate, but Sanford takes him the wrong way because once again Doc is autistic as fuck. anyway that aside, when Sanford finds out those two are involved he realizes two things: 1) Deimos is capable of human connection and emotions beyond anger, misery, and bloodlust. 2) Deimos, in his opinion, is in a very bad situation and the longer he's in it, the worse he seems to be spiralling. so Sanford does soften up quite a bit and yes more or less blackmails Deimos into hanging out with other people in an effort to get him to build connections outside of Doc

and that's something that Doc wants as well, but unfortunately he can't snap his fingers and force people to trust Deimos and he'd be a liar if he told them they had nothing to worry about. they do. Deimos has a lot of triggers and turns violent easily without any regrets and he's strong enough to fold most people. it takes groups to subdue him when he's in that red zone. all Doc can really do is damage control and giving Deimos at least one person to trust even though that dynamic devolves into something rather unhealthy. like I said those two ideally should've given it a few more years

also also Deimos would have to intentionally maliciously hurt Doc very badly in order to break any trust on Doc's end. not just because Deimos is so devoted but Doc is very aware of how clones operate socially and he knows that as long as Deimos views him as "master", it's a 1/1 billion chance that Deimos would ever turn on him. even if you look at the flashback with Silas, it was an accident, not a conscious decision. and this is kinda related but the idea of hurting Doc makes Deimos physically ill which gets touched on a little bit right here

Doc rolled a critical fail at reading the problem here and consequently left Deimos feeling dismissed and weird about the whole thing. Doc thinks that Deimos is upset because he potentially did something that Doc didn't want so he tries to reassure him that it was very much wanted and enjoyed. the actual problem is that Deimos has Doc's blood under his claws and the thought of doing that to him makes him feel awful. the fact that Doc is saying he wants that now has Deimos worried that Doc might want it again. and so like later on at the bar when he's talking to Bert about it, I intentionally wrote it to be misleading that Deimos is referring to the sex itself because spelling it out plainly would imply that Deimos has the emotional intelligence to understand what he's upset about. and he does not

the thing he doesn't ever wanna do again is hurting Doc and there's a genuine fear that he'll either have to say no or deal with that feeling again. side note but Bert wants to be this guy's friend so bad cause he grew up in an abusive household and remembers when he was younger and full of rage, and that's a whole other lore post somewhere around here but yeah. he's also not really that scared of Deimos because he's used to damaged people and knows how to act if you don't wanna piss someone off

anyway super important detail that not only is Doc overall kind and patient with Deimos, he also just lets him be dangerous. like "oh you're lashing out and threatening people? I'll wait on this side of the room then and you can come over here when you're done." which is enabling in a way because. Deimos is on his worst behavior very often because he knows if he throws a big enough fit that people will give up on him and ask Doc to deal with it. on the flip side though he has to throw a fit over being mistreated because simply showing signs of discomfort or protesting makes people nervous around him, which makes him more uncomfortable and less cooperative

really the solution to Deimos's problems is him getting over himself but that's a tall order when you're stupid

and hey you could always just start with headcanon posts. I tend to think those are a waste of time to make but then like the retractable claw one I posted a while back got a ton of attention and people liked it a lot?? and it was like. a sentence. also every now and then someone cool will drop by and have a conversation with you about the stuff you post which has always helped me a ton with developing headcanons and such. whenever you do start posting lmk tho cause I'd love to follow you

[wickedcriminal]

after all the fun of watching you descend into sonic over the last few months on my dash, i was wondering, what got you into sonic in the first place?

OH BOY,, I will admit to you it's all Shadow's fault, actually. It was a post one of my mutuals reblogged who was casually into Sonic, and i never filtered Sonic stuff because i found him a delightful Little Guy to see on my dash sometimes. Thus i was accosted by the Maria Tragedy for the first time and I, famous angst and sadness enjoyer, was actually pretty interested. I thought "woaw I didn't know Sonic was Sad and Deep Sometimes,, that's neat" so I put Sonic on the back burner to check out later

So I finally decided to sit down and watch Sonic Prime on Netflix. I loved it. So I actually start reading some fic, and I was SO CONFUSED because it's actually. Very different?? There was a lot of this lore I was not privy to 😂 also I heard nothing of Shadow's past in that show and like i HAVE to know more about Shadow.

So I go down this RABBIT HOLE OF CURIOSITY,, RIGHT??? I start watching lore videos, game story breakdowns, character analysis, anything I can put on in the background while I'm at work just cuz im so darn FASCINATED. I'm listening to 3 hour reviews of games I've never played. I learn a LOT of names and hardly retain any of them. I still don't know what a Chaos Emerald Does.

And THEN I watch Sonic 3. And hoh baybee,, its all over for me. I'm trash. So then I get my mitts on Sonic x Shadow Gens, I watch multiple different games' playthroughs, the snapcube dubs, some episodes of several of the TV shows, and in lieu of reading like 300 issues I watch an entire 9 hour video essay going over the Archie Comics. (That... that sure was something.) I also play Sonic Frontiers. Which I'm incredibly normal about btw

There is just so much HERE. There's decades of media, a variety of different lores, a backlog of STUFF for me to sift through and enjoy weird and wild stories that are surprisingly interesting and fun and full of really great characters. This is Sonic™️??? That silly loony tunes looking freak??? It's good????

It definitely helps that Sonic 3 and Shadow gens have reignited the Sonic braincell in many people i follow, too, because it's just an echo chamber of hedgehog brainrot and I'm honestly just. Having the time of my life over here

[karatekamania]

was inspired by a few other ppl on here to drop some of the kind of cringy tropey lore I made up about these 2,,, mostly how they met n stuff and how I personally see emm.... im v normal about them I prommy

maintagging this perhaps but it's under the read more so if u dgaf u can just look at the silly picture

ok sooo

they meet completely by accident because This Space Kicker In Particular (who I'm calling SK) gets a try again in space soccer and crash lands outside the karate family residence. he's fine though, probably because he's subject to cartoon physics or something (might rewrite this bit of the lore bc it's kinda goofy but it's the first thing I thought of).

v predictably they start out playing soccer together, like they take a ball to the park or whatever n just having a kick around. but they move on to hanging out in a non-soccer context pretty quickly. i imagine sk's really curious to see what earth is like (it's probably his first time there), like he's filled w whimsy and joy just to go to the cafe n stuff :) joe is meeting him behind seniors back!

sk isn't joes only friend - hes friends w yuka n the wandering samurai n a few others, but i don't know if he's actually close with them? partially because he's busy training, partially because he's quite a reserved person, n to me at least I think he struggles a lot with self-doubt/feeling inadequate for anyone around him (partially as a result of the way he was raised). not to get Angsty on main but I think he ascribes wayyy too much of his self worth on his training... I think he has a tendency to try and isolate himself from others, both physically and emotionally

sk is the opposite (tropey ik lmao) - he's v outgoing, silly n carefree almost to the point where he gets on people's nerves sometimes (he's cowboy sk's "annoying little brother" to me). I don't think he fully gets/realises exactly why joe is v reserved but I think he manages to grow close w him in spite of that... idk how to word it. but I think he's such a ray of sunshine he's able to break through whatever exterior joe has put up for himself (ik how cheesy that sounds but yeah)

ive made a post about this before but joe is v v v affection starved (because Basement) and does a terrible job at hiding it to the point where he just melts over the smallest things. sk meanwhile is suuuuuper physically affectionate so yeah

I haven't worked out exactly when this happens but I think they just kinda fall for each other over time, it takes a while for both of them to realise its mutual tho....

joe alsooo gets flustered veryyyy easily (source: karate man 2 ds superb screen). sk probs picks up on this right away lmao

im thinking sk is out here dropping the most obvious hints... but joe refuses to believe that sk would see him in that way. idk he probs does the wildest mental gymnastics assuming that sk is just being nice or it's like,,, a social norm up on his planet lmfao.

but yeah he eventually works it out too in the end... probably partially because he begins to learn to be a bit more confident in himself over time. i think they get to a point where they both v much know it's mutual but r too awkward to do anything about it/don't wanna mess up their close friendship/are too worried about the logistics/implications of living on other planets n senior. so they don't like acc Say anything or whatever for a while. but it's obvious n only gets worse over time lmfao. see the pic above the cut

blehhh silly thought but I hc sk to be besties with 6switcher who I think gets fed up of his shittt... like hes just like "Oh My God Please Just Tell Him. Like Please".

in my mind palace they end up going to the battle of the bands (joes a huge fan of the rockers but he's never been able to see them live before). and ummm after the concert they end up sitting outside live house ogu watching the stars together,,,, and u kno,,,, they kith.... woaw,,,,, but yeah I think because botb is the 1 time in game they "meet" (if u can even call it that) I thought it would be cute if it's where they end up getting together as a couple :)

hmmm like inconsequential shit unrelated to the main story but they find remix 9 cat as a stray kitten at some point during all of this n joe takes it in... i think I could do a follow up post about what happens next in the lore after botb because this is already mega long but they eventually end up living together on sk's planet and the cat comes w them :)

oh adding this on acc after I posted it, but I think when joe meets sk it's like,,, the first time in his life where he hasn't felt lonely...

[lesboygamzee]

i like seeing girltavroses ( as in Tavroses Who Are Girls as in Users Who Are Tavros ) in the wild but i never say hi for the same reason i never interact w Other fictionals but especially tavs ... like hey i promise i can be normal but idk how to prove that . please understand i can be normal . Like when i see people obsessed w gamzee im flattered but i kniw that isnt the case for 99% of fictionals so i just have to go Woaw from a distance . SAD . !!

[weirdmageddon]

woaw people are STILL talking about my original strilonde guardian swap homestuck meta post with high praise in the tags and comments

what is the opposite of flopping cause thats what happened to me. i was actually surprised at the outpouring of support and positive responses i’ve gotten on that analysis. had multiple people saying theyre reblogging it more than once “because its that good”

normally people dont leave commentary when they reblog something but so many people went out of their way to say something nice about what i had written and its blowing my mind, thank you. wasnt expecting it. this is what i saw 3 months ago and now theres even more of it, some people are writing straight up prose in the tags here to communicate how good it was and im beyond flattered

it’s not without its faults though not a 100% comprehensive post (such as me glossing over mom lalonde’s alcohol issues and the implications of that which i addressed here in the replies because different moving parts and dynamics could produce different results. check it out) but the main post got the message across i wanted to convey i think. about irony and stuff

[noobettes-little-box]

It's Pizza Time Or Something I Don't Know I Just Think This Game Is Neat

Betcha thought the next one of these would be BlockTales, Huh? >:3

...I did too.. to be honest...

it'll be out in june probably the release date was announced in the middle of writing this june 31st how awesome!

as always the rest of the shit is under the cut

SO PIZZA TOWER

so i was gifted this game on steam before noise update happened. why am i just now getting around to it? uh.. bad compute.......

Pizza Tower needs no introduction so i'm not gonna introduce it. fuck you. all you need to know is you play as a fat anxious balding middle aged pizza man named Peppino Spaghetti or a slightly less fat smaller 30-smth gremlin named Theodore Noise (or The Noise if you're SOOOOO smart...)

THE STORY:

pizza gonna blow up u house. make it not.

GAMEPLAY:

I near instantly understood the gameplay going in, and was able to understand the basics before entering the tutorial. Peppino controls really well! the only controls you really have are:

Run. you run. wow. riveting. IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF THESE CREATURES DIDNT RUN AT THE SPEED OF A BULLET TRAIN. You zip and zoom almost everywhere it's kinda mesmerizing to see someone get every precise movement correct while going as fast as possible.

jump. you jump. wow.

grab dash! a thing! Peppino/Noise dash forward and grab almost anything in their path and can then throw it! this includes enemies!

taunt! if you time it just right you can party attacks! woaw!

those are basically the 4 buttons you have to work with but the move set is much bigger and depends on who you're playing as. i'm not going to explain it all. go play the game for yourself it's like 5 bucks or smth

controls are amazing and responsive, though. but good controls don't matter without

LEVELS!!!

hehe see what i did there? huh?? please laugh.....

each level has its own gimmick except john gutter, though you could argue has the gimmick the first pizza time. none of the levels are bad, except Oh, Shit because that one is just too long and boring. and Blood Sauce Dungeon as Noise. fuck you Noise.

BOSSES!

okay so normally Peppino has infinite health. not that it matters because if you hurt him too much you go to hell. however in boss fight, peppino has 6 hit points that can only be regained by picking up chef hats. for the noise he can also do this by picking up his stupid face but the noise is a little fucker so he doesn't matter right now. these bosses all have special attacks and gimmicks! Pepperman is a narcissist, Vigilante fights at sunset, the noise is random, Fake peppino is not peppino, pizza face is a bitch. fairly easy to remember!

RANKING SYSTEM

fuck you im not p ranking this shit

Review:

5 pizzas out of 5 spaghetti

genuinely good go play it i can't say anything that hasn't already been said because im late to the party

[uncanny-angel]

IM DONE AT SCHOOL AAA

Im gonna yap to you about it now

So first I ran after one of my friends and I ended up tripping and almost died face first. My knee is kinda dead and same with my pants. But oh well

Its pretty hot were im here rn I live somewhere cold so I can't handle the heat that much tho

OKAY FOR LIKE THE DRAMA THAT HAPPEND I HAVE THIS EX FRIEND THAT JUST BLACKMAILED ME AND SOME FRIENDS TO THE TEACHER AND NOW IM IN TROUBLE. AND ITS PRETTY MUCH ALL MY BROTHER'S FAULT AAAA MY EX FRIEND IS LIKE PRETTY TOXIC AND JUST HAS A BIG ASAIN FETISH AND IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE WAAA

Either way I'll prob go to the city and eat ice cream maybe get some manga

Thanks for coming to my yapping session

~☆

WOAW?!! Thanks for INVITING me to your yapping session lmao

ok firstly rest in peace your pants lol and secondly

that ex friend sounds GOD AWFUL— I also know someone who… has interesting feelings about Asian people (not exactly a fetish, more like a white person getting SO into kdrama and kpop where cultural appropriation just seems normal and they think that being Asian is… something other than it is and it just fucked up and weird but that’s a whole other thing) anyway

SERIOUSLY GOOD LUCK WITH THAT FRIEND. I hope this doesn’t get tooooo bad like idk what happened but surely you won’t get in too much trouble but idk. Good luck to you and your friends!!!!!!!

[jeju-tangerine]

man its so awesome whenever the rare instance happens where @cherrybeez likes a post i reblogged like woaw im gonna get a good grade in bestfriendship. normal to want AND possible to achieve well sign me up chief. sometimes i go through my notes just to relive the high

[ragdollsgender]

season 3 episode 5 liveblog you know the drill by now. i forgot its thursday

the ummmmm rock dude i forget his name is cool. like him 👍

yayyyyyy magmaniac and tether tyrant cameo

omg multipauls hair totally grew out a little. the sides are darker. great detail

YAYYYY HORRIFIC FUCKED UP WEIRD SHIT. this is also rlly creative and wasnt in the comics at all. BIG fan. i love when men die and suffer

it is rlly necessary for the power suppressor thingy to be a collar. this whole scene is lowkey doing things to me

yay more mentions of how killing "bad guys" is still murder

this is so awkward lmao. could neither mark nor eve think of a better excuse than "ummm i was in the neighborhood for no reason at 8 am"

mark,,,,,, the internet,,,,,,,,, you dont have to ask your mom for everything

"like a grownup couple whos in this thing for real" they did JUST start dating. i know the idea is there was this pining period and theyve been friends for a while but they did Just start dating

i know mark and eve are both morally opposed to straight up printing money but i kind of wish they briefly mentioned that eve is physically capable of just making money out of thin air

mark doesnt even know how to set up his email???????????

the real question is how/why are these other random 12yos out here at this park in the middle of the night

UH OH. OH NO. hopefully oliver doesnt murder random people

why the hell are you purple

ok normal 👍

rex is totally using hellofresh or smthng. CALLED IT 5 secs before he said it. i recognize those recipe cards

im rlly liking the new stuff theyre adding to this multipaul arc i like how machinehead is back. also i like when men are fucked up and sickly so thats great

me when im a piece of quality machinery

"im not falling for that again" bro this is the 3rdddddd timeeeeee

they should have let titan say "this is gay" like how mark and eve said a couple times in the comics. i would give them a pass

good lord the animation of that dog is so fucked

holy fuck this plan is great. titan is great

honestly. give 1 example of titan being bad. i dont think hes that bad rlly. probably not morally pure sure but idk

woaw isotope is totally like. misdirecting. he betrayed machinehead and faked betraying titan and 4 realsies betrayed the order. awesome. he should work on his acting skills tho

it is not necessary for liu to kill all those random inmates bro

this song is great

liu is totally drawn in more of a western dragon style,,,,,, he has a distinct torso rather than being an even width all the way along like a snake. honestly theyre like barely on the cusp of the fat dragon fetish body plan

creative uses of powers 👍

woah probably not a good idea to force the collar thing. bare minimum multipaul could just ask 1 of the other guys. however i do like when men throw up blood so this episode is great

hajime sorayama style pinup on machineheads cell wall????? swag

machinehead is so bitchy he basically disappeared in the comics but im rlly liking how hes back. i wish he was sick more though i love when men suffer

it pronouns respecter machinehead

slaying mantis 🌈🏳‍🌈

is machinehead vegetarian or does he just not eat at all. he doesnt hav a mouth. feeding tube swag?

i think the big guy fucked that old man. i hope this plotline continues cuz in the comics it got cut off so fast and so suddenly. wait if liu got shot in the head point blank how is it still intact and not exploded. ive been cheated

GREAT EPISODE probably my FAV thus far. REALLY GOOD. great expansion of comic plotlines great characterization AND blood ^_^ yayyyyyyyyy i love evil bitches and men suffering

[alfamangle]

listen normally this question (5. name an album you feel is perfect) would lead to me talking about Get Olde/Second Wind, razzmatazz, counterfeit arcade, litterally most crane wives albums or if were stretching the definition to include albums with only one or two songs i skip every time but are otherwise pretty nice we'd have alot. but you know what. yeah. the last life album is pretty cool.

so you know what. im going to go in order. what do i like about every song.

Light the Fire. ive never played castlevania but this is what id imagine itd sound like really short but a good intro. very nice and lovely gives the same impression of fucking around and finding out and coming across a shrine for the first time and going. oo whatll happen if i do THIS. similar feeling to coming across the first connie board. discovery of something very useful but is probably going to be more than you bargained for. only complaint is that its short and id love to hear a longer version but it works for what it is.

The Crown. i like the piano :] feels like a weird mix between a bossfight and a grand area where nothing spans and its just you alone with the scenery and somethings off. also noting abt the yt ver i like how the sky slowly changes colors and the sun sets. excellent touch. i almost didnt notice the change of song between this and the next one and thought it was one giant song and thought the switch was cool. the effect still stands if ur watching it back to back. overall its just a song w rlly good atmosphere

Divine intervention. repeat point about how it transitions from the previous song into this rlly well. like the weird rumbling noise in the back that kinda pitches up and down and dips in and out. like it alot. again another song that just has excellent vibes. also love the drums the drums were a nice touch. also i keep thinking theres SOME form of strings (again cant quite place it down. likely because its another synth but. the effects nice) overall rlly cool a nice lead into the next song. love the fadeout at the end (also i am not going to go over all the art but trust me i am noticing the cool transitions and changes in the artwork and i am going WWOOOOO THE FIRE WENT OUT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

Console. like the weird little dips it does the dweeeoooooop. that. very cool. also the whiny high pitches noise is a very good addition for like a really weird comparison alot of the songs, and this especially, reminds me of the one factory level background music in jsab. you know the one. also like the instrument. not sure what it is but i like its addition halfway through. very cool. very awesome.also im not sure if this was my device or not but i like the occasional stutter it does where. (looked up the effects name and its simply called an audio stutter) like that. i think it only happened once??? but it fits the song and it fits the character the song is for very nicely. console is :] one of my favorite songs off of this album which. unsuprisingly it is VERY hard to choose. you put your all into these songs and it is VERY apparent.

Call of the Void. This song feels... very short???? for some reason when its not. its not anything detracting from it its just a weird effect. kinda like on other decent sized songs (call of the voids about 3ish minutes from my count) that still feel too short.. i think it just comes down to the songs just really cool. I like the . it sounds like a reversed flute?? towards the middle but im not 100% sure. like everything here it could just be another synth. insert a fallout 4 refrence here. either way this song is REALLY cool i like it alot also the garbled speech noises. cool addition. im not sure if its meant to be saying anything or is just garbled speech noises but either way. VERY cool. also obligatory !!! woaw people !! live on the tv. amazing

.execute() I LIKE THE WEIRD CRUNCHY BIT AT THE START. it sounds like weird messed up footsteps i like it. the cymbols are really nice. like the weird im not even sure how to describe it it sounds like a pitched down pipe being repeatedly slammed against a wall for a melody. very nice very cool. also like the weird garbled ??? scream?? audio distortion?? something 1/3rd of the way through. gives it a nice touch. also again love the string soundalikes. maybe one day we can have actual strings but until then the synth string soundalikes are super cool sounding. like the funky crunching symbol like noises. remind me of clapping. love the melody. love the song. fights w console for favorite song.

Fell out of the world. love the piano and softer sound it has to it. also shoutout to the 'pacing' of this album. i noticed alot of the more actiony songs are samwhiched between softer songs and vice versa with a few exceptions (which i do think those exceptions serve to enhance album pacing. it is. important to me that songs in order on an album sound nice when played back to back. its about how you spread out your songs. if that makes any sense). its a nice touch i dont know how else to describe it. its very nice. now onto the song. this once again feels like. some abandoned area you just. wander through to take in the scenery. again like the string sound alikes. if i wasnt aquainted with the nnk soundtrack and someone came up to me and showed me this song and told me it was the song to some secret area in the game, i might believe them. it has that sort of grand feeling to it.

Godshard. somehow more calmer than the last one. but it just feels sad. this feels like the song you get if you end up accidentily getting the bad ending in a game. a tragedy of errors that got you to this point. now im not a tip top expert on what happened after i got you know. murdered in a hole. which gg cant wait to avenge myself s2. but this seems to fit the story as best i know it. it just. feels sad. a building left to rot and decay. thats the best way i can describe that song. melancholy. thats the word im lookign for. godshard is melancholy.

Terminal Velocity. in contrast to the last this one feels sinister. something is wrong here. the piano feels slightly out of tune and i think that works nicely. love the lower chords :] it just sounds really neat. actually. you know what the piano here reminds me of. those like. really REALLY old pianos that are out of tune due to age and their keys only go down when you press oon them with some force, and their keys are rounded off from use. the keys are starting to yellow and it has a weird echoy hum to it. if youve ever played a piano like that you know what i mean. really adds to the eerie atmosphere the song has going on. a lovely closing song to a really really cool album. you worked so hard on this and you can tell. and it PAYS OFF.

but uh yeah. the last life album was pretty good

Everyone go listen to @bintied 's newest album !!!

[vyladromeave]

SHABOWKNIGHT HEADCANONS PLASTERBOATS

This is how Shabowknights work in my brain. It just is. 

(Warning this is super long. like really long. its literally like 69k+ words im not kid. ding. i did include a couple poupble to help break up the bup the text. so. good lick.)

BECOMING A SHADOWKNIGHT

There is only one requirement for a person to become a shadowknight: you gotta feel it. you gotta reel it. you gotta feel it in the heart of the cards. sometimes ur having a rough day and youknow what thats fine. the shadowlord is totally there for you. hes your homie. your bro. your bromie. he can be anything you want him to be. but most importantly he is here for YOU. hes the cool boss. he lets you slack off on fridays, he puts slightly outdated memes in his powerpoint presentations. all for you. you’re welcome.

Now I hear what you’re thinking. What happens when the Shadowlord has a bad day? He can’t always be there for you, right? Wrong. The Shadowlord is on that grind, as the kids say. The grind never stops. no breaks. Stops? no stops. the only thing the Shadowlord is putting a stop to is ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ʀᴜ'ᴀᴜɴ ʀᴇɢɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɢᴇ-ʟᴏʀᴅ sʏsᴛᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢᴏᴠᴇʀɴs ɪᴛ. Hes up all night and all day, working hard for you. give him a big thank you.

Not convinced? here’s a cool diagram he made for you. this could be us. you could be partially dead BUT holding hands with your best bro the Shadowlord. and really, what’s better than that? ghat? yeah? no. nothing. nothing is better. look at this diagram and fucking weep.

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SHADOWKNIGHTS AND IMMORTALITY

All Shadowknights are immortal, as in immune to giving a shit. they just dont give a shit. they can just sit around for hours not giving a shit. do you give a shit? you shouldnt. you shoulding. houlding. hold mushrrom. thats what you should be doing right now. what are you waiting for? well???????????

If you were a Shadowknight, you could be holding a mushroom right now. That’s right. a whole mushroom just for you. but you arent. so you wont. why not? what’s stopping you? pledging your undying allegiance to the Shadowlord isnt so bad, we promise. it rocks, actually. we have pizza parties at the end of every month. does your employer hold pizza parties at the end of every month? I didn’t fucking think so.

Now I know what you’re thinking. But I dont waaaannnaaa kill the person I love the most! Well guess what? Sometimes you have to make hard decisions in life. Which is why you’re lucky that this decision is actually an easy one! I mean think about it, end of the month pizza party, mortal emotional attatchments. attachemnts. atatchments. fuck. however you spell it. Which one sounds cool as hell? Thats right. I don’t even have to say it. you know the answer. you already know the answer. i put it in your breain and it stays there.

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Your favorite pizza topping.

What do you want on your pizza? I know you’re technically not one of the bros yet, but theres no way you wont be after all this, so I figured I’d go ahead and get your order down. Yeah i know the pizza party is a month away. im not ordering it right now. im ordering it later. that way its still fresh when it shows up. 

Although the delivery times out here in the nether kinda stink if I’m being honest. dont tell the shadowlord I said that though. he puts in a lot of time and effort to making sure everything is cool down here and like, really he doesn’t need to worry about the whole pizza delivery thing. like he already puts in so much time, the least i can do is cover the pizza thing yknow? 

I actually made the pizzas one month. have you ever made hundreds of personal pan custom pepperoni pizzas. its a lot of work. seriously. I kept burning them. so many burnt personal pan piping hot pipper pepper pepperoni personal pan personal pizzas. luckily im immune to fire, and i can never die. if you were one of the bros, you could be too. here’s your pizza.

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Consuming the Pizza

Go on. eat it. I made it for you. what do you mean when did I have time to make a pizza? just now, while we were talking. didn’t you notice? maybe not. I’m good at making pizzas quickly now. ive had a lot of practice. maybe we could make some personal pan pinni mini pan pepperoni pizzas togethethter sometime.

oh my god. wait. im an idiot. im a fool. i was so focused on making you your personal pan pipini piziza pepperoni peper piza that i didnt even hear what you wanted for your toppings. im so sorry. oh my gosh im so sorry. i really didn’t mean to, i just got caught up in the moment. really. i promise. i know this reflects really badly on the whole shadowknight thing, but i promise this is a rare occasion. really. all the bros here in the nether are really kind and thoughtful, so stuff like this rarely ever happens. I really hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

maybe its better that we dont have personal pipizini personal pan papaza pizzas. im not actually that good at making the pizazis. i lied. im sorry. im so sorry. this doesnt normally happen. i just wanted to sound cool. its been so long since someone’s considered joining the bros, i just wanted you to really like me. im so sorry. oh my god. im so sorry.

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A Reformed Pizza

The pizza is metaphorical. we’re still friends, right? we’re still bros? future potential bros? the potential kinetic mechanical energy of bros? thats a little science joke for you, whwhwhere i just said the science words. I havent learned about science in a while, ive been stuck down here making personal pan pizzazos for a while. im sorry about the pizza thing again, by the way. i tossed  your bad personal pan pizza in the lava pool over there to make up for how sucks it was. it was really bad. yeah. its probably a good thing that nobody ate it.

A Sturdier Pizza

The pizza is literal. We can make a new pizza. together. with my powers and yours combined. give me your hand. we are holding hands now. these are the hands that will make a new pizza. together. we can do it if we believe. do you believe? in our new world? in our now pizza? you should. you should believe. you better fucking believe it.

look at thsi shit. ohhhhooooooollyf uck. look at that pizza. holy shit. look at that piza. holy shit. balls.

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Natural Abiblibties

sorry im still jsut thinkginbg aboutt he pizza. homygod. holy shit. did youz seetheat pizza. did you see it. arey you looking. at the pizza. ohmygodc. look at thits. is. its. the pizza. its fucking perfect look at it. ive never made a pizza like that before. we diddit tofgotehr. we did it. the pizza. we did it.

iknow itsnoth the end of the month yet but iwant to have a pizza party. lets do it again. we’re strong enough. we can take on anything tofeger. antyhign. even pizza. especially pizaz. we can. iknow you dont believe it but its strue. lets do it again. lets make a pizza one more time. what dtopping do you want to put on it this time? mushrrom? we can do mushrrom.

here. im handing you a mushrrom. you can put it on the pizza. its a topping. there are many toppings you can put on pizza. you can put on extra cheese too. then iets ecxtra cheesy. cheesy peezy. pizza.

lets do it together.

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Additional Pizzas

we’ve made so many pizzas. thatslike two whole pizzas. wholy fuck. holy shit. thats twho whole pizzas. bro. thats great! thats amazing! thats two more pizzas than we had before. like seriously we set our mind to the piizza and our brain to the pizza and you smush it and you sus it and then you pizza. woaw! pizza. pizza.

what if we made more pizzas.we could make a pizza for everyone. everyone could knpow of our pizzas. everyone could be just as happy as us. isnt that great? isnt that amazing? we could all pizzas. we could ALL pizzas.

hold on. im calling the bros. they need to know. they need to pizza. ive got two bros right here ready for a pizza. do you think we can do it. thats double the pizza we’ve already made. it could be tough. i know this is a lot of pressure, and it really means a lot to me, but its ok if you want to back down now. pizza is a lot of work. its hard work. i know it is. you know it now too. but we can pizza. we can pizza together.

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THANK YOU FOR PIZZA!

:) the bros really enjoyed the pizza. thanks for helping me make pizza very appreciate very cool. pizza. im handing you a pizza coupon right now i am folding it into your hand. what store does it go to? dont worry about that. its just a coupon for pizza, you dont have to worry about the specifics. they’ll know what to do with it.

they’ll know.

:)