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the first meeting of first generation azuma squad would be like this
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Shishi, another me, another me! — Yuma
I COULDNT HELP MYSELF OKAY
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what if hyuse is a flat-earther. because all the depictions of aftokrator in canon show it as a flat topped rock that people live on. like next time goat boy gets snippy show him a globe, that'll blow his mind
#world trigger#crack#yeah i took a several year basically perma hiatus from tumblr then i binged watori and now im back haunted by shitposts at midnight#could happen to anyone.
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world trigger characters as makeupaguy tweets
#world trigger#watori shitposting#yes i know there are two hyreins shhh#'is the first one osamu or hyuse' you ask. the answer is Yes
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untagged triggering mental health vent blogs on this site are the bane of my existence
#esp when they put them into cutesy meme format so even blocking out words won't catch it#plus it's hard to block the right tags bc i don't necessarily wanna filter all mental health posts#(tho anything like 'actuallydisorder' is a p good option to block and never look back imo)#i just feel like there's so many posts like 'im a worthless loser and there's no good in the world everything is hopeless'#but it's formatted like a jokey relatable shitpost so people just rb it#but that shit is triggering!!!!!!#genuinely listening to other people's depressive spirals in great detail can be. tough.#when ur constantly fighting those thoughts yourself listening to someone say all of it like they're so sure it's reality#just makes that even more challenging y'know#anyway this isn't to say i think people shouldn't have vent blogs god knows we all need to do that sometimes#but i wish they'd tag it better and use tags that like indicate it isn't just a normal post abt mental health#like tag it 'vent' or 'toxicity' or something lmao#bri babbles
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agents have started saying they'd love to know what sort of things I'm looking to acquire and it's like....
....fam, me too
#gollancz blogging#shitposting#unfortunately saying it needs to trigger cocaine levels of dopamine doesn't illuminate much when I can't be specific about what'll do that#trust me bestie I know#I also don't want to be doing what I'm doing#behind the scenes in the glamorous world of publishing#it's a good job I'm basically invisible to comms here
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the thing about Tales Of games is that they really are meant for teenagers and don't have a ton of appeal outside that audience. If you play one during the right time of your life it might change your whole worldview, but that window really is preciously small, yanno?
most folks have two possible windows: - between the ages of, idk, 12-18? and - the first couple of years post-transition
I played a bunch of them during my teen years and I got so so so much out of that series but when my adult friends are really cool on the same games in this day and age, yanno, I get why.
#tales of#not even really a shitpost#my post#they're games about stepping out into the world and making friends and finding value in who you are#maybe after some point you might have actually gone out into the world and made real friends#so you don't necessarily need to make digital friends in the same way anymore#anyways yea if you're still pretty new to your transition check em out maybe. maybe you'll find worth in their worlds#i don't think it's surprising that second puberty triggers an increased interest in stuff you were into when you were young#or stuff aimed at that demographic#personally i think that's pretty normal#so while i love a lot of these games i find it hard to ever recommend them#besides#folks always want to play the kinda-crummy ones lol#not gonna name any names#anyways that's just my perspective. i'm sure there's some granny out there who only recently tried em and was deeply moved#i wonder if i've grown up a little bit?
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lando with magui at the monaco masters.....let the breakdown from the landorinas commence
#can't wait to witness it personally#I have literally no thoughts on that girl other than she triggers half the football world and now half the f1 world#her impact#shitposting
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HEY! Finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot!
your hunter design is so cute. i wanna give them a gun
she gets quite giddy when you give her guns so i would recommend staying out of her line of sight
#4 rules of gun safety#1. always treat every gun as if it's loaded#2. Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot#3. Know your target and what's behind it#4. Never aim at something you are not willing to destroy#satire#rain world#rw hunter#cheese sticks and pepperoni#shitpost
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it's time to post my old wt shitposts here (lol)
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HELLO EVERYONE WELCOME BACK TO ROUND TWO!!!
As you might have noticed, Tumblr has nuked my first blog, and hates my guts; but we persevere! Step one to winning a war is to keep going when you lose the battles!
Feel free to start your stories at any point: I know switching to a new blog midway through a conversation could be jarring!
Rules
No sexual content
Add trigger warnings to posts that need them (with suicide, gore, ED’s, etc)
Flirting is okay, just don’t take it to far (yes Prince, you’re okay)
don’t start rp with other people unless they seem fine with it! I know it can be hard to tell with anon but try not to interrupt like, the introduction.
you don’t need to have a character to interact, but I would recommend it if you want to make a story. I totally understand the appeal of random shitposts with no cohesion and you can be the anon that makes them
OC’s are loved
Other fandoms are welcome
Fanart is appreciated!!!! I love it!!!!!
discord if you want to join!
characters
played by me
Lilith 🦉
Casper 🔖 (waiter)
Daisy ⚕️(doctor)
Oliver 🍹 (bartender)
Penelope 🥘 (chef)
Libby 📖 (librarian)
normal patrons
Cowboy (Jackson) 🤠
Francis
Abbey
DG
Mira
Iris 🎨
Stella 🌠
Orion 🦜
Bill rose 🌹
Abbigail Prinn 👁️🗨️
Twelve-eyed shadow monster 👀
Anthony 🎷
Faroe and Jane 🛁
Orchestra!Arthur and John 🎼
Elle ☄️
A ✨
Caleb Whitely 👑
Trademark ™️
Clarence 🪲
Mr. Campbell 🩶
Darkthur (my beloved) 🔪
Faroe and Jane 🛁
Gin 🎭
Knave 🃏
Stolin ⌚️
Daisy Lilith 🪶
Daisy Kayne 🌼
Space blob 💫
Ant and cricket 🐜 & 🦗
Cube Salesman 🧊
Mander 📼
Lux 🍂
Sage Black “spots” 🐆
Ophelia 🍄🟫
Najma Harb 🪻
[NO NAME YET] 🧸
[NO NAME YET] 🌲
Mason and Mischief 🌲 &⚕️
[NO NAME YET] ⛈️ 🐉
[NO NAME YET] 🎷 🐀
[NO NAME YET] 🪴
[NO NAME YET] 🔆
Evelyn 🏔️
Little lamb and whisper
Wanda ⏱️
[NO NAME YET] 🐦
Seven 🪙 🐍
Tallin 🐺 🩸
Rory ⚙️
Candy 🍭
Penelope 🎀
Edward ♟️
Scratch 🦇
Odette Flume 🍵
Idris ⚠️
Esther 🖍️
Seth 🚪
The Progeny 🐍
Rowan Linh 🐈⬛
William/Vanity🪽
Caspian and Kit 👁️ & ☀️
Rita Velásquez 🍸
Blank and Beau 📺 🦎
more I missed???? Sorry I love you all but there’s so many of you
Nightvale patrons
Cecil 💜
Magnus Patrons
Jon 👁️
Tim 💥
Sasha 🎞️
Martin ☁️
Jonah 🧿
Peter 🌫️
Will 💭
Liam
Randal 🧃
Micheal distortion 🌀
Gerry 🗝️
Agnus 🔥
Jack ❤️🔥
Alma Swallow
Harper Halloway 🥩
more??????
Genshin 1920’s AU (just… don’t ask…)
Diluc 🦅
In stars and time
Loop 🎻
Camp Here and There
Tony/Tony 🍝
Jedidiah 🕰️
Penumbra Podcast
Slip Jackson 💊 ⚙️
Sarah Wire “Director W” 🕶️
Homestuck… for some reason… because I’ve lost control
Caliborn ⛎
Station 404
Troy 🔨
Em 📻
The Mechanisms
Toy Soldier 🚂
Pony D’Ville @pony-dville
Fnaf I guess?????
[NO NAME YET] 👾
Patrons that have moved on to the dark world
Yves Linmann 🍺 (not on this blog, but he still needs recognition)
#intro post#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent spoilers#malevolent da capo#the manager malevolent#malevolent the manager
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i don’t think ive seen this in any of your analysis posts so i have a question that is commonly used to defend mystra and state that she didn’t groom him
gale admits mystra set clear boundaries to him and he sought to cross them. mystra had reason to set those boundaries, Right? like isnt it fair that she didnt want gale to access magic that had almost killed jer once and he did it in the end anyways?
i personally dont agree with this argument and think its not set up very well but i wanna see how you respond to it
I’m happy to answer this! However, this piece of meta I wrote - Gale, Mystra, and Abuse as Mentorship- is a prerequisite. It does the important work of defining context in their relationship (the power imbalance, the grooming/coercion) as well as defining how “boundaries” work (or rather don’t) in a relationship that is abusive.
IMPORTANT NOTE: if you are not at the conclusion that that relationship is inherently abusive and you are unwilling to process that piece and the rest of this and reconsider, you should go away. I am happy to have discussions but I will not trigger myself or entertain folks who trigger the many people with religious trauma/history of general abuse/neglect to dunk on you or entertain you in any way.
Firstly, let’s look at Gale’s statement, “I sought to cross her boundaries,” in the context in which he says it. Not plucked up and out of it to be chewed up and spit out by someone who has never used the word boundary outside of pop psychology / therapy speak.
If you want the full scene, here is one I found on youtube (I am not going that deep in my harddrive tbqh), but I’m going to share captures of that chunk of convo.
Here are the important pieces that are discarded to support a variety of arguments that Gale crossing Mystra’s boundaries is anything from mutual “mistakes,” Gale is the real abuser and Mystra is absolved, even the implication that Gale SA’d Mystra. I'm going to babystep it as best as I can.
A line by line breakdown/analysis below the cut.

A. He states teacher, muse, lover. Even if you remove her status as his deity and the controller/embodiment of the uncorrupted Weave, the acknowledgement that she was first his teacher is a power imbalance. That being said, don’t feel you can argue that she was teaching him night classes in the adult learning program and so they were equals everywhere else. Like… in any situation where a teacher might end up dating a student and it not be weird and imbalanced, psychosexual religious magic ain’t it.

B. They enjoyed each other’s company- body, mind, and soul. Gale is an unreliable narrator here. Mystra doesn’t have a physical form for him. She is not corporeal when they are together. Whatever “body” they shared did not have the risk for Mystra of physical connection, vulnerability, harm, and Mystra DOES NOT AGE, which becomes important in a moment…

C. “Mystra keeps us in check. There are boundaries she doesn’t let us cross.” This is not about a boundary in sex, which I’ve seen people get… so weird about in implying Gale is some secret deviant. Gale says “he stood on the precipice, gazing into the wonders that lay beyond.” The other time in this game that Gale says he stood on a precipice is after the Act II romance scene and the precipice he refers to is accepting that he has no choice but to kill himself. For Gale, the precipice is literal and metaphorical. The precipice is always about leaving his humanity behind. When he is WITH Mystra, he gazes into her world, the world of his lover who he thinks has given him body, mind, and soul, but will not let him leave the formal living room and enter the den. This is the magical equivalent of being married to someone who has an open relationship but only for them and also they won’t let you stay over. Gale’s drive, anguish, ambition is all stained by feeling he’s not truly Mystra’s equal (he’s right, he’s fucking right, that gnawing feeling is actually correct, y’all).

D. THIS is what “I sought to cross her boundaries” is referring to directly. He isn’t pushing her in regards to sexual acts, he isn’t trying to dominate her, he isn’t trying to control her, he is trying to be equal to a god that handpicked him not only to serve her but to have interplanar psychospiritual magic sex with.

E. Gale admits that he couldn’t let it go. He begs- “pouted” “pleaded” “swore my ambition was only to serve her better”- so Mystra knows this is a great pain for him. Be it an insecurity, a grievance, whatever, MYSTRA KNOWS. She tells Gale to be “contented.” Later, when Gale speaks to her in Act III, she tells him he was already “worthy” but that he lacked “patience.” When Gale is meaner with her, she calls him self-pitying. When Gale explains he researched the Crown of Karsus because he doesn’t want to die, she brushes that off. Mystra knows that Gale is not only mortal, but human, holding one of the shortest life spans in this world. She knows Gale could be trusted to be more equal to her, not in an ascension to Godhood way, but as a partner who could be trusted with the Weave and so herself. Mystra simply DOES NOT CARE. Going back to point B, when I said “which becomes important in a moment…” Gale is aging. Gale is an adult man. His frontal lobe is done. He was an archmage. He had done essentially everything a wizard can do to be a Good WizardTM. He’s at the age where where all of his peers might already be married or otherwise settled. If Gale has a child right now, he might be one of the older dads at school pick up. If Mystra won’t offer him partnership now, the path left to him will soon be… well, Elminster. Becoming old as balls and being endlessly a sexual servant and errand runner for Mystra.

F. He states his motivation plainly - he wanted to do something big enough that Mystra would believe him. That Mystra would choose him not just to be a servant, but would acknowledge his personhood and treat him like a person and a partner. Gale is in that space where you beg your groomer/abuser/generally toxic partner to give you a reason to stay because your body, your mind, are all having a very big response to the feeling that this is a fucking dead end for you.
Now rounding all of this out...
Gale is, of course, a red herring. When he first appears to you, he’s suspicious. He needs to be pulled out of some unstable magic. He’s overly charming and meets anything from general suspicion to a threat to kill him with cheerful acquiescence. He has what looks to be the world’s most suspicious tattoo sending seemingly smoky tendrils from his heart to his eye. He has that slutty little earring. It’s fine narratively to still be a little suspicious of Gale at this moment...
But the context of the entire rest of the game proves that these are all just coping mechanisms for Gale and that the corrupted orb inside of him is not corrupted because of him but is in fact an echo of another person trying desperately to not be entirely controlled by Mystra, for better or worse. Gale is not doomed to be Karsus. His bad ending is in thinking he could be more than Karsus and that that would empower him. It is a direct narrative echo of Shadowheart and Lae’zel thinking they can serve their leader/god good enough that they will no longer be abused. It is even more directly a parallel pathway to Astarion ascending and losing his humanity, his soul, because of the false idea that claiming your abuser’s power means you are safe, whole, and that you’ve “won” the abuse in some way.
If you don’t engage with Gale, which I imagine Team Twitter Psychology Degree don’t because they decided Gale was an irredeemable sex pest or something, you might miss these things. Gale is unpacking his abuse far better than anyone of the other origin characters throughout the bigger narrative moments of the game. These sentiments can turn to bitterness and corrupted ambition, yes, but for me, they were not.
He sees the parallels, watches as varying degrees of godhood hurt people.

The Big Bad Three are Chosens. They’re an echo of himself, too. What devotion, ambition, wanting to prove yourself worthy can lead you to. Even so, Gale has this strange sort of empathy for Orin.

And throughout the game, Gale is sensitive to these ideas of childhood, as above with Orin, but also in protecting them from manipulative adults. A large part of why it’s “easy” to get Gale’s approval in act one is because so much of act one is about choosing to protect those tiefling kids. Gale’s little fatherhood joke, that he isn’t father material, that he’s not in a place to have kids… to me that is a level of awareness that I see reflected in myself and many of my friends who survived childhoods of neglect, abuse, grooming, etc. Gale resonates with many people who have experienced religious trauma or the trauma of worship in a more generalized sense for a reason.
You have to throw ALL OF THIS AWAY to paint Gale as someone vile and selfish who doesn’t respect his partner’s boundaries. It doesn’t make sense. There’s no way to make it make sense because you can’t pull any evidence because pulling literally any other thing about Gale in the entirety of the narrative immediately destroys that argument.
I could pull more from Gale romance scenes, but as I said, the people holding these ideas about him I sincerely doubt engaged with Gale's story on that level since they took one surface level thing they could twist and ran with it.
I hope this is helpful, re-assuring to anyone who has seen weird takes and felt like maybe they accidentally enjoyed someone sinister (you did not). And if you were on the fence, confused, overwhelmed, etc, hey, I hope it helped you, too! Even if we don't agree 100% on interpretation, I hope it gave you a lot to think about and enriches the game for you.
As always, if you found this valuable, please consider supporting me on ko-fi with a one-off latte or monthly support. The less I'm terrified of losing housing and scavenging for groceries, the more I can write great big meta pieces, god-tier shitposts, and just generally vibe. <3
#this is a long one pls clap#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#mystra#bg3 mystra#bg3 meta#bg3#wolfling answers
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August 26th - September 1st, 2024
Monday, August 26th - Rescue // Doppelgänger // First Time
Tuesday, August 27th - Moving in Together // Multiverse // Sex Accidents
Wednesday, August 28th - Scars & Disabilities // Ex's // Aftercare
Thursday, August 29th - Double Date // Phobias // Secret Rendezvous
Friday, August 30th - Superfam & Flashfam // Fourth World // Control
Saturday, August 31st - Realizations & Confessions // Only Lovers Left Alive // Fuck Nasty
Sunday, September 1st - People of Manchester, Alabama & The Ravers // Nightmares // Accidental Kink Discovery
Purpose?
Continuing to celebrate the BartKon Renaissance in the modern era. Since the ship has historically been a rarepair since its conception in the 1990's, this fanweek acts as both a way to celebrate the BartKon narrative in DC Comics, as well as engage new fans in our small yet mighty collective.
Why should we participate in this?
Because you like BartKon. Because you saw fanfiction and fanart and shitposts, and decided you wanted to see what's poppin' in the BartKonosphere. All creators are welcome. Our romcom lovers, the darkfic connoisseurs, and of course, our smut specialists.
So how does it work?
The release date for fanworks is from Monday, the 26th of August through Sunday, the 1st of September, 2024.
You have four months to write, draw, and create fanworks. On top of fanfiction and fanart, we also encourage meta, essays, ship manifestos, playlists, and poetry.
This is also an opportunity for new fans to engage with an old ship with a robust body of work, hence why this fanweek is dedicated only to BartKon depicted in DC Comics from 1994-2024. This is not a YJ-centric week, nor it is a BartKon+third week, nor is it a my-ship-is-better-than-your-ship week. Please be courteous and treat each other with respect when engaging with fanworks and their creators. If you misbehave, I will be cursing you with ten thousand years of bad luck on top of car/train/transportation trouble every day for the rest of your life.
BartKon of ANY comic book universe is acceptable. If you want to spend the entire fanweek exploring Luthor-El and Bart because you love horrific love, then be my guest! If you want a crazed version of Bart to kidnap Kon from Gemworld, go for it! Let that imagination run WILD!!!
Both safe and not-safe-for-tunglr dot hell tropes are welcome. Just make sure that you post any Mature content on a landing page that doesn't restrict Mature content (like AO3). I don’t want anyone getting their blog banned. We cannot defeat our capitalist overlords, but we can definitely work around them.
This fanweek will not have a dedicated blog. These prompts are free for anyone to use. Because it is a non-traditional, non-monetized, and free-to-opt-in casual event, there will be no mods but moi, no advertising of paid services, and no ratings or participant restrictions. I will open a collection on AO3 in August for anyone who wants their work collated for this event.
In order to ensure that both creators and the audience are making informed decisions about what they engage with, all creators are encouraged to include triggers and any other squick warnings.
Please utilize the read-more function for fanworks that are longer than 250 words. We're tryna read yer stories, not get spammed with a wall of text. Please Be Courteous.
And last but not least - if you are engaging with any of the fanworks, reblog, reblog, reblog! Share the work with your followers. Send all the love to the creators for crafting their masterpieces!!
What can I contribute?
Fanart (standalones, comic strips, etc.), fanfiction (one-shots, multichapter, etc.), fanmixes, gifsets, graphics, meme collections, fanvids, ship essays and meta, songifics, playlists, poetry, whatever your heart desires! Go wild!!!
Can I create/write not-safe-for-tunglr dot hell content?
Yes!!! All creators are encouraged to include triggers warnings, sub-genre specifications, and other warnings in their posts. I will not discourage you from writing your 16k Bart Goes Insane Over Kon fic, but please... Be Courteous and tag your fanworks appropriately so people can make an informed decision about what they're comfortable with engaging with.
What does (X) prompt mean?
Each day has three prompts!! You can either pick a prompt OR you can combine prompts in different ways. Although the prompts range from The Basics, to Things That Frighten The Barts and Kons, and end with They're Fucking Nasty in Cissie's Basement Because They Can't Afford a Motel, I challenge you to let your imagination take you where you want to go with each prompt!! If you want to explore all three in the same fanwork, then be my guest!! I will not stop you :'>
Mainstream Canon, Elsewords, and AU content is acceptable! Just make sure to stay within the comicsverse. We have SO MUCH BARTKON MADNESS IN THE COMICS, SO PLAY AROUND WITH OUR BEAUTIFUL CANON!!! Creativity is key! Have fun!!!
Can I crackship/multiship/harem/OT3/polyam the characters?
No. It's literally BartKon Week, Heart & Bones Edition. There's like six active fans left on this bitch of an earth. Don't do this to me :'<
Does this have a tag?
During release week, use the general “bartkon” and "konbart" tags to share your work with the wider BartKon fandom on tunglr. You can use whatever other tags you fancy. The best way to share, however, is to directly @ me so that I may reblog it.
I didn’t read a damn thing before this, Ava.
TL;DR: Nearly four months until the fanweek!!! For all fanwork creators out there, now’s the time to start thinking about what prompts you want to utilize for your creations. There are no creative restrictions, but I do ask that you follow these posting tips:
All fanfiction should be under a read-more.
Not-safe-for-tunglr fanwork should be LINKED to whatever landing site the content is being hosted on (Twitter, AO3, etc). This includes both fanfiction and fanart. I don’t want your blog getting flagged bc tunglr hates gay people.
Provide content warnings for all triggers, squicks, and sub-genres. Unfortunately, in my ten odd years away from DC Comics, the fandom's seen a resurgence in puritanical behavior and tons of censorship and self-censorship. Please list content warnings on your work but do not be discouraged in sharing your work. If a fancop gets on your ass, block them. Please block as MANY as you can. They're like pests, they're always gonna be there, but their influence can be diminished by staunch blocking and reporting.
You can participate as much as you want!! Maybe you only wanna create for one day? Cool! Maybe you’re an overachieving corporate clown insomniac like myself, and wanna create for every day of the week? Go for it!!!
The most important thing is to have fun :)
Closing Remarks
Like all my other events I host, this event, too, is entirely selfish. I've loved BartKon since I was a child when I was first introduced to it in the form of Bart/Clark on Smallville. Although I only recently came back to reading DC's mainline comics, BartKon still holds a special place in my heart even after all these years, and the few who still create and engage in their fanworks inspired me to host a little something-something for our small community.
Take your time, look through the prompts, and get your creative juices flowing! I will be sending out reminders until the go-live date.
For the people who showed interest during the initial interest check, I hope you're able to participate. To the people who hate me, your mom's a hoe. Thank you.
#bartkon#konbart#kon el#bart allen#superboy#impulse#dc comics#bartkon week#real talk#ava's ficcing adventures#superboy 1994#impulse 1995#young justice 1998#young justice
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saw this post and was instantly compelled to make this
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GOT7: The High School Menace Chronicles
Jaebum – The Walking Injury
🏃♂️ Tried to jump off the second floor, dislocated his shoulder instead. 🚿 Slipped on a wet floor, because karma is fast. 🪜 Fell down the stairs while chasing Youngjae for something stupid. 🐈 Goes to the vet clinic for anti-rabies shots because his cat scratched his eye for the ninth time. 🏚️ Broke a wall in the classroom after a "heated" argument with Jackson. 🍗 Fought Jackson again over chicken wings, but it was actually Bambam who stole them. 🕺 Dislocates something in his body at least once a week—whether it's from bboying or escaping class. 👊 "One for all, all for one" in fights—touch his brothers and you're done. ⚖️ Takes the blame when things go south, but gets away using loopholes in the school rules.
Mark – The Silent War Machine
🥊 Always involved in fights—sometimes for no reason. 🔪 Joins fights just because his brothers are in one. 📦 Objects should not be near him—he will throw them to someone when pissed. 💻 Almost hit a teacher when he threw his MacBook at Bambam. ⚔️ Has beef with people from other classes & years (Hui, Young K, and Jaebum too sometimes). 🌡️ Broke the AC in the classroom out of rage because of Youngjae, replaced it the next day like nothing happened. 🏃♂️ Uses martial arts skills to escape school with Jackson and Jaebum. 🩹 Frequent flyer in the school clinic—bruises, scratches, and probably a broken bone or two.
Jackson – The Walking Chaos
🥊 Has beef with everyone over petty things—food, objects, or his mood just shifting. 💨 Cannot shut up or stay in one place for more than five minutes. 🌍 "The world rotates just fine when Jackson shuts his mouth"—JayB. 🚪 Escapes school with Mark and Jaebom. 🕊️ Tries to be the peacemaker but ends up fighting anyway. 🦶 Injured his foot doing a bad martial arts landing—argued with the disciplinary officer instead of accepting detention. 🛑 Constantly roasts the principal (JYP). 📍 Is everywhere—except in class. 🎉 Got caught throwing a classroom party and turning it into a club.
Jinyoung – The Brain Cell Holder (But Evil)
👨⚖️ Regular in the guidance office—gaslights the counselor instead of being counseled. 📢 Leads student protests—"No hamburgers in the cafeteria is a human rights violation." 🕵️♂️ Creates perfect excuses to cover for his brothers. 👿 JYP’s #1 hater—tears down school posters or draws devil horns on JYP’s face. 😑 Dead inside whenever JYP holds an assembly about himself. 📞 The emergency contact for everyone, even though he’s done with them all.
Youngjae – The Accidental Criminal
🔪 Almost got expelled for bringing a knife to school—excuse: "method acting for a role." (Got casted in "Friendly Rivalry) ⚾ Swung a baseball bat and accidentally hit another student. 🦵 Cramps his legs doing a TikTok challenge—regrets everything. 🎙️ Forgot his mic was on during a live school radio broadcast—cussed out JYP, entire campus heard it. 🎭 Loves to provoke Mark & Jackson just to watch them explode. 🍲 Left Jackson to pay for their Shabu Shabu bill—Jackson almost died of high blood pressure.
Bambam – The Ultimate Instigator
💻 Hacked the school's official page—started shitposting & flexed himself as the school’s "IT boy." 🗣️ Exposed everyone—except himself and his brothers. 👑 Admin of the school’s gossip page. 😴 Energetic everywhere—except in class, gets full 8 hours of sleep at school. 😂 Triggers Mark, Jackson, & Jinyoung—gets something thrown at him every time. 🍗 Eats his brothers' food, then watches them blame each other for stealing it. 🔥 Starts fights but escapes every time, leaving everyone else to take the blame.
Yugyeom – The Chaotic Gentle Giant
📢 LOUD ASF, his whispers are someone else's yelling. 🏗️ Breaks things just by existing (too big, too tall). 🧪 Destroyed a science cylinder—his brothers told him it was the most expensive one, cried when he found out it was a prank. 🗣️ Talks back to his brothers but somehow gets away with it. 😴 Sleeps in class like Bambam. 📚 Fails one test and decides to sabotage everyone else by giving them the wrong answers. 🏎️ Drives like he’s in Fast & Furious—doesn’t even have a license yet. 🧠 Mentally stable but selectively unhinged—pranks his brothers just for fun.
Summary:
🥊 Fighter Squad: Mark, Jaebum, Jackson 🧠 Gaslighter King: Jinyoung 🍲 Food Thief: Bambam (but frames others) 📻 Public Enemy #1 (to JYP): Youngjae 💀 Survival Instincts Too Strong: Bambam 🎭 Done With Everyone: Jinyoung 🚑 School Clinic Regulars: Jaebum, Mark, Jackson 🏗️ Walking Disaster: Yugyeom
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