#worst idea ever

[thejudeduarte]

Jude:

[talk-nerdyto-me]

Tell me why this randomly made me cry

[thescaryhyperfem]

what if they met just think about it

[spookie-puppy]

im bouta use pencil shavings to make a map cu i dont wanna use good beans or rice

[123mirage]

That is the last time he goes out on Patrol with Noah.

[croakingfairy]

"people who dont have tiktok are pretentious" i am literally mentally ill why would i walk into no-mans-land of delusion, anger, and despair

[lennyinlordran]

A while back, one of my younger brothers— the youngest, found a hunk of wood and asked me to carve something out of it. I don’t have a whittling knife, but I have a big-ass pair of shears…

This is probably not a good if idea…

How dangerous is this?

Not very. Safer than driving. It started getting too windy to work.

[cryptic3clipse]

In DND, I possibly have the worst or best idea ever.

It's so iffy that we either execute it flawlessly or get executed flawlessly.

So I (a Warlock) own a ring. The ring has the symbol of the main evil group of this campaign. My party is trying to get into a town to save our new NPC friend, Nyx's, parents, who are trapped in said town and owned by this group of bad guys.

My idea was that because I have this ring, and our NPC ork friends we just met thought I was one of them because of it, I could use it to the party's advantage.

The tools we are using:

The ranger's 50 feet of rope

A empty flour bag we grabbed from a cart

My ring

Bard's religious book

The plan:

Tie up all party members except me and Bard, acting like my party are prisoners I've caught on a scouting mission or something. Bard's here to read their last rights before they get 'executed' or 'sent to life in prison'. I lead the group in and don't talk to the guards on post around the village's walls unless they ask anything. If they ask who I am, and why I have a (rabies infected) prisoner (our fighter) with a bag over their head, I show them my ring and and (HOPEFULLY) get by without any injuries or casualties.

For reference, here's the evil symbol on my ring:

[angstigone]

just realized that «ghost of you» by mcr is a very aki hayakawa song.

leave me crying on the floor

[yashahimewasamistake]

Sometimes you read a fic which is so emotionally taxing that you just want to have never found it. Not yet.

Just, it should be finished because otherwise, you end up writing the continuation of the fic to deal with the anxiety.

[thoughtsbeewild]

why , WTF man is wrong with orange and his little army negative republican cheap ass minions tryna remove daylight savings? Y’all being a cheap mother effin party..why don’t you focus on celebrities that tried to overthrow you, reallocate their contract salary to daylight savings? Quit knocking on American ppl who voted for y’all..😡

Wtf is wrong with y’all.

It’s like you’re removing a national season off the calendar. If you like football so much, think of it like that…there no football season ..ya fuckers are being cheap.

the positives of daylight saving we get to bitch, it’s always the best. The ughh time change but it will help us know when it gets darker, safer and changing times lights on buildings,streets, grocery store centers, schools, anywhere public where lights go on for states. How the fuck will cities counties states will determine when it gets dark to put the city lights? So what y’all what us to buy fucking flashlight in our purse, car, the infants babies should have light gears for night time, this party is damn cheap and attacking American ppl.

Plus side it gets everyone to change to time. Cause let’s be real it’s hard for people to change their behavior. What better positive way to do it than daylight savings?

if slogan is make America healthy again, if people want exercise after work before dark. How the fuck are people supposed to know the time before gets dark. You can’t they want kill us all eliminating day light savings, the president and its party is too cheap to put the money to keep.

Ughhh worst idea ever!!

Ccmon man..

if your going aim for change, defund the celebrity salary. Stop messing our shit, we love daylight savings. Quit being A DARK Damn party.

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[sho3aibi]

[roseworth]

best part about comic tumblr is that it is the only fandom i’ve been a part of where no one says “i just love the fandom so much we’ve created such a safe space here 🥺” like i have never seen even one post about how much someone loves the dc fandom. this is not a happy family this is a cold war and im just glad we all know that

[nonsense-and-puzzlement]

Woohoo TumblrLive is going the fuck away!! 🎉🎉

[ninjasmudge]

(warning, may be loud 🔊)

x2 the torment!