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[hell-much]

In writing a story that plays in the 70s, there are some things I can ask my mom about. Like, what did you do if you ran out of money while traveling. Or how long did potato harvest take on average. Or did you get phone bills with a detailed list of numbers you called back then.

And then there are these questions that I can't ask and Google isn't helpful either. Like how and if strap-ons were commercial available and regularly used in the 1970s.

[mouthtapedguy]

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

[hell-much]

Okay I'm getting a headstart on my presents this year. Give one of the prompts above, plus optionally one of my stories you want it to be a mini-sequel/prequel to.

How about some sexy Christmas prompts???

List of Christmas (but make it sexy) prompts

“Your hands wrapped around me sounds like a pretty good present, don’t you think?”

“Well, you look like the version of Santa I’d wanna do.”

“I’m cold.” “I have about one way to keep us warm.” “…Bedroom?” “Bedroom.” 

“Don’t worry, I’ll get you out of that ugly Christmas sweater soon enough.” “Oh, please do.”

“…Love, why are you naked and why are you tied up with a red bow?” “Because I’m your present tonight? Do you not like it?” “No, I fucking love it and I’m going to make sure you’re not leaving the bedroom until tomorrow morning. If you can even walk tomorrow morning.” 

“Other than that sweater you’re wearing, do you know what else would look good on you?” “What?” “My hands, all over you.”

“God, don’t do that. You’re going to make me go on Santa’s naughty list tonight.”

“All I want for Christmas is you... Under me. Naked. Deal?”

Tipsy fondling, softened giggles and muffled noises as they fool around with each other after having a little too much to drink. 

Waking up to their partner giving them oral on a fine Christmas morning.

“Since I can’t ride in Santa’s sleigh, can I ride you instead?” “Sorry, what?”

“Know what I’m getting drunk on tonight?” “What?” “You. Fuck that champagne.” 

“Tonight’s cold as fuck but you’re really warming me up here…” 

“Aw, look at you; redder than Santa’s suit, hm?” 

“Hey, don’t throw that red bow away! It has a double use.” “Like what?” “Maybe you should use it to tie me to the bed instead, yeah? It’s long enough.” 

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[misty-feathers]

fanfic writers what font do you write in

i know on ao3 it's all in verdana but when you're drafting the fic in word or docs or whatever

[insanityisdivine]

So true

[shayderwolfspirit]

Just

This

Silence

Which is not empty

Nor cold

Nor lifeless,

This silence is white but us also of all the colors

It appears cold and it appears warm,

Depends how you see it, you know, the shades and perspective, the light, it all switches a bit.

How one feels at the Moment also casts a light on it.

It is life,

Sometimes appears simple while being impossibly complex.

It's life beating in it's core

where everything is silent

but full in its own forms,

Brimming secretly since the ancient world.

Sometimes a whisper, sometimes deaf loud,

Just take it in, breathe freely in this breeze,

you have not yet realized how those strokes of color, that work of art nature is, have already tinted your essence too.

@viimeistamuruamyoten

[stealingpotatoes]

the illness post is still getting notes (???!! <3) and that means people are still telling me to get better soon, which is really nice but im gonna be too powerful if i get any better

[annoyingcloudearthquake]

Got called a weirdo irl for the way I write my fics sooo

I am the “writes in document tabs” if anyone’s wondering

[hell-much]

Gotta love how writing smut spices up your browser history.

[hell-much]

Thank you so, so much! ❤️

And yes I promise you not a single author will ever consider a callout for apprentication cringe.

Personally I live, breathe and thrive on validation of any shape or form.

do we all have that one ao3 author who were low-key obsessed with but they don’t know we exist or is that just me

[curiositysavesthecat]

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[justhereforsomethingnice]

Danny the weather man

The weather forecast is never a 100% reliable. That was until this no name news sender from bumfuck nowhere hired a new weather forecaster.

It was a young adult. Just out of his teens or just still in it. His name was Danny and he always ignored the screen of the weather forecast if he thought it wouldnt be accurate. The occasion that brought him to fame was one of such.

Danny was casually doing his segment of the show. He was just about to open his mouth when he frowned. "That is about as wrong as Tuckers love for greasy vein clogging bacon."

He gestured towards the screen. "Yeah, its not gonna be just a little rainy here. The low pressure will increase drastically due to a Superman rogue attempting to create red sun rays. Anyways, so the rain will increase in these areas." He pointed towards some places on the map and continued. "Though the influences will stop around here." He pointed towards the very edge of the map. "Here it will be 72 degrees instead of 75 though. Sorry folks." And because it was live, no one was able to remove it before it aired.

He was fired for that stunt. Before being immediately rehired as it turned out, he was correct. The show decides to test his limits. He becomes the highlight of their news channel. He can predict weather on the entire planet more accurately then the most advanced tech with the most advanced programs and even includes future events that will affect the weather.

This gains the attention of everyone. Scientists, villains, heroes, normal people, weather nerds, and most importantly, the justice league and flight companies. The power of having some kind of weather oracle power related weather meta on their side would he immense.

Or Danny uses his new powers gained by his core consuming the powers he got from Vortex and the time medal of Clockwork together with his developing powers due to his space obsession to give the only people who were willing to hire him a boost.

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