#wrong wrong wrong

[holyshit]

grief really is endless huh. it is always resting in wait and hits you periodically forever and ever huh.

[weepingfoxfury]

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday ... another (blue) Tuesday in Tuesdayville ...

Blue sky ... blue mood ... blue mountains ... blue moon ... (shakes head and sighs) ... all of these I can accept, but blue food??? Bleuch!!!

A friend kindly sent me pictures of this latest 'culinary' horror. I blinked ... I blinked some more ... but no, the image just wouldn't go away. Blue food just never looks appetising. No matter which way you dress it up, that stuff is just wrong, wrong, wrong ... and, having once upon a time tasted Doritos, I can well imagine just how cloying and icky nasty that blue powder would be on the tongue (shudders).

All this talk of blue food makes me think back to the darkly distant and heady days of food experimentation that I went through with a friend. Some of his cuisine would have you dreaming of it for days ... other items would simply haunt you for many a night. The memory that sticks was the day he did the Sunday roast ... four of us were sat down, all hungry as hell, cutlery in hands and, if memory serves, there was a fair bit of shouting going on as to the whereabouts of our food.

To be fair, the smell was good as it wafted through and the saliva was building and tummies were grumbling in anticipation ............. that is, until the chicken reached the table. If any of you remember Fanny Craddock, then this bit of poultry was a heavy nod to her. Not only had he stuffed bits of mushroom, onion and carrot underneath the chicken skin, but ... (cue drum roll) ... he'd died the mashed potato blue and had piped quite a wall of it around the chicken.

Truly a sight to behold!?! And one that meant every bit of cutlery was laid down on the table along with the jaws of all us open mouthed and somewhat less hungry diners. Not only would Fanny have applauded his creation ... I reckon Bridget Jones might have been pretty appreciative aswell. ;-D

I once made a blue cake ... but let's not talk about that. ;-)

Ach well, time for me to go ... Tuesdayville calls, along with breakfast ... fingers crossed ain't none of it gonna turn up blue! ...

[alcetryx]

Embarrassing:

today I learned that "this is why women choose the bear" is NOT a BG3 thing in relation to Halsin.

[c-e-d-dreamer]

Cassian has no hair care routine- his sweat from training is the only styling product he uses

who needs sea salt/texturizing spray when you’re a general who’s favorite activity is sparring?!?

@dustjacketmusings is that you?

[bialvindraper]

ED SHEERAN IS THE SAME AGE AS JOE ALWYN ????

[irl-morros-account]

well your feeling of twenty eight is INcorrect

WRONG

[podcastwizard]

affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

[heartbreakincident]

nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

[ciderjacks]

Stranger

(Sorry for awkward cropping LOL)

[bean-writes]

When Ao3 (Tumblr's wife) is down...

[great-and-small]

Trends on other social media sites:

Try this new dance challenge! Post your glow-up! Get Ready With Me!

Trends on Tumblr:

[heresylog]

I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

[confessionsdiaz]

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inherently selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

[purplebehittindifferent]

So two of the kids I watch gathered that I am a witch because A: I like bugs B: My hair is purple and C: my bones make weird sounds. They very much like me and call me the nice witch.

Part 1 here!

Part 3

Masterpost

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl