#wtf is an alexa dot

[jinxpantsu]

bro

i fkin hate technology

[dumbseee]

fanboy.

f1 au: in which ; lando is a clumsy fanboy who reveals that he has a crush on a celebrity while on stream. of course his fans wants to know who that mystery girl is.

lando norris x singer!reader

(fc: alexa demie)

note: english isn’t my first language so excuse me if there is any mistake here xx)

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y/n: ‘daylight’ mv is out now! hope my beautiful angels will like it <3

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fan1: AAAAAAAHJSKLXLXLD

fan2: Y/NNNN ILYSMM

fan3: i’m going to tattoo the mv on my a$$ im not even joking

fan4: LANDO???? WTF IS HE DOING HERE??

fan5: wait… the dots are being connected…

fan6: what if she’s the celebrity crush he talked about?

fan7: @.fan6 well he better get in line.

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landonorris: you and i took the poison from the same vine.

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danielricciardo: what’s up with the sad caption?

maxfewtrell: i can’t stand you anymore.

fan1: WOOOAH

fan2: you’re so beautiful omg

fan3: WAIT ISN’T THAT Y/N���S LYRICS??

fan4: why is everyone freaking out?? he can’t use a random singer’s lyrics now?

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ynnews: y/n is apparently in monaco! she was seen taking pictures with fans earlier this morning. but the question everyone’s asking: why is she here?

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fan1: Y/N IS IN MONACO???

fan2: i bet my a$$ she’s here for the gp

fan3: no way the fans were right about her and lando

fan4: LETS NOT jump into conclusions when we have no info

fan5: naaah the timing is weird she’s so going to the gp

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y/n: monaco felt like a fever dream <3

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fan1: WHO TF IS THAT????

fan2: LANDO AND MAX LIKED THE PICTURE

fan3: NO WAAAAAY

maxfewtrell: ew

landonorris: @.maxfewtrell you’re still number one in my heart bby

fan4: i just fell to my knees WTF

fan5: OMGGG Y/N AND LANDO ARE OFFICIALLY TOGETHER?

fan6: not lando ruining the soft launch shskdkdlkd

y/n: @.fan6 he’s sleeping in the basement tonight.

[stargazerdaisy]

WTF.

We’re just sitting here, watching TV, and our Echo Dot turns on and Alexa bings, “Reminder.  I am watching you.”

UM.

[animentality]

Interactions we need:

- Lifeline and Octane, because wtf I gave you new legs to help you walk around not trampoline your way into the Apex games.

- Caustic and Octane, oh Lord, Octane is a dumpster fire and caustic is leaking chemical gas, waiting to blow the hell up on him.

- Lifeline and Bangalore, because they're so different, and I'd love some banter

- Bangalore and Wraith arguing, because Bangalores like I'm not listening to your stupid interdimensional Alexa and Wraith is like you fool, her name is Echo dot.

- Bloodhound and Mirage just because stoic meets goofball, instant comedy. Mirage says you smell that, bloodhound is like no, what, and he's like it's victory, in the air and it smells like pork chops. Cue heavy masked sigh from bloodhound.

- Gibraltar and mirage, same planet? Same planet.

- Gibraltar and Lifeline, I just think they'd be so cute since they're the nicest legends we have, and he'd call her little sister I bet. Wholesome.

- Pathfinder and Mirage, because they were priceless in the trailer

- mirage and wraith where they argue over who's stealing kills or who's not pulling their weight. And then they just agree it's their third teammate, whoever it is.

- Wraith and Lifeline because sweeeeeeet.

- Bloodhound and caustic because caustic be all like, you're all insects, and bloodhound is like excuse me you little bitch ass.

And so on.

There are a million amazing interactions you could do, respawn, please stop letting me down with terrible skins.

[thesonofonebelow]

Okay wtf my friend is the most thoughtful human on the planet? We bonded a lot over Destiny 2 around the time the first expansion came out, and played it together all the time up until probably September of this last year. Things got kinda crazy with him, and long story short, he doesn’t really get the chance to talk to me much anymore. Well, I finally was able to hang out with him today, and the dude legitimately bought me an Alexa enabled Ghost shell from Destiny 2, and a Echo Dot to go with it. He says this was my Christmas present. You know what my mom got me for Christmas? Socks. Literally, just socks. I could honesty cry from how generous of a gift this is, and how thoughtful he was about it.

[myuberlife-business-consulting]

What A Fucking Year Dot Org.🤐 Tomorrow we will be sharing all the things we learned this year at the @go2brandemonium conference - virtually this time around. Our Topic: Today brands not only have a responsibility to consumers, but to society at large. Brands just can't provide value in the form of products and services, but must be better participants in the community or risk oblivion. Brands will have to be better in the way they understand the cultural scapes and the wtfs is going ons in general. Brands will have to be better on how they engage customers, society, and humanity. Brands will have to do all of this and still make money? How? @wincep_ofmul, @myuberlife, & I will breakdown how we got here, and how brands can move forward. I am excited to be joining Brandemonium as a speaker for the fourth year in a row alongside the likes of Raja Rajamannar, CMO - Mastercard, Jeff Blankenburg, and Alexa Evangelist - Amazon and Helen Todd, CEO - Sociality Squared. This year's conference is virtual so anyone can join! I'll be speaking October 08, 2020, 12:15 PM - 12:45 PM. via @go2brandemonium. For more info and to register. It's $10! #MULFMAB advising, developing and empowering leaders, professionals, #creatives, #entrepreneurs, brands and companies. follow @myuberlife & @wulfuniversity for more life and #business wisdoms. #MULFMABConsultant #businessbuilders #brandbuilders #dealmakers #cultureconnectors #entrepreneurs #creatives #Businessconsulting #Brandconsulting #Businesstips #MYUBERLIFE #success #MyUberLife #BusinessBuilding #Culture #Finance #selfhelp #WÜLFMenatlity #BeAWolfAboutYourDream #go2brandemonium https://www.instagram.com/p/CGC_hmIFTaS/?igshid=14xa75yooqj8j

[saintofpride201]

Ok, so my mom and I have Echo Dot devices. Mom has 2 (one for her room and one for her building) and I have one that rests on my nightstand. She often uses it to message me if she needs something.

One day, she was out in her building while I was asleep in my room and she messaged me and told me to get the keys to the house next door (we own 2 houses and my parents plan to move nextdoor once we get it fixed up enough). I wasn't able to ask Alexa what the message was, however, since I was hit hard by sleep paralysis.

I figured I might as well let it run its course. And I thought it had passed, so I asked her "what are my messages?". She answered "One for Saint. From Mother... YoU UgLy SmUg CuNt" in a distorted voice like Glados.

Turns out I slipped into sleep during the paralysis and the dream was rather realistic so I didn't even realize I was dreaming. I went to mom's building in my dream to see wtf was going on and i was helping her out until Mom called my Alexa and woke me up again.

Oh, can I tell you of another sleep paralysis experience I had fairly recently? It's actually not scary like the last time, oddly enough lol

Sure.