#wtf is your thought process 🤨

[starsloverxz]

People who say why Apollomes? You have Crocus and Hyacinthus!

Are so weird because like.... Do you think the dynamic is the same?... Like do you realize we like the ship because of the dynamic and characters involved not just because it's gay? XD

Your superficiality is showing mate😗

[eternal-kosmo-ghoul]

“even i’m not into that shit”

❤︎ synopsis — the sleep token members being fucking morons and fucking around

pairing: sleep token members x gn!reader (can be platonic or romantic)

theme: crack ✦

a/n: I’M BACK !!!! hopefully i don’t disappear for like a good fifty years after this. this is my third set of stupid ass headcanons. i pulled my shitty humor out of my ass for this one, enjoy !!! (the original ask got swallowed by my dumbass because i accidentally posted the unfinished fic 💀 this is dedicated to my bestie @dead-end-fanfiction)

cw: i think the title speaks for itself

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➵ vessel

i just know this man is the most unhygienic motherfucker to ever exist

more specifically with his teeth. he cannot brush his teeth to save his life

like ??? this all powerful, dark deity, has the most stinky ass breath that if anyone dares to even breath it in, they’d disintegrate on the spot

like what the fuck vessel, you’re better than this

i love vessel but he just does weird shit sometimes

he sleeps butt ass naked

and one time you accidentally walked in on him while he was literally stripping to get ready for bed

he stood there like an npc while you were freaking out

“…. what’s wrong—“ “what’s wrong is that YOU’RE BUTT ASS NAKED IN FRONT OF ME—“

vessel is easily fascinated by human things. i mean - he was once human, so he likes to keep in touch every now and then.

however, out of all of the human things he had to have an obsession with.

… it was rubber ducks

this isn’t even explainable— how do you explain this all-powerful sleep entity to be obsessed with rubber ducks

he literally has a whole room dedicated to his collection of anything rubber duck related. give him a gift that has something to do with ducks and he’s making out with you on the spot

that’s not a joke, he did that with you before

➵ ii

this motherfucker is on his last limb and he’s being held together by paper clips

ii’s not even the leader but he cannot catch a break to save his life

he’s the only one that knows how to cook

one time he left ivy and the vesselettes in the kitchen by themselves. came back to house fires and high pitched screaming that definitely was not from the ladies

ii makes bomb ass banana cream pie though

ik for a fact this man does NOT keep his room clean

you once walked into his room to ask him a favor and there were like - a million drumsticks everywhere on the floor while he sat in the center of it

how does one possess that many drumsticks???

“dude what the f— clean your room!” “it gives me inner peace, y/n. go away.”

ii’s scared of the jollibee mascot

he once went out with his buddies to get some of that fast food. that giant red and yellow fuckass bee then came out of nowhere and spooked the shit out of ii

he then socked the guy in the face so hard the dude wearing the costume had a bloody nose

ii quickly fled the scene to not get arrested

after that he’s had a fear of fast food mascots in general, it’s kinda funny.

don’t bring ii near the jack in the box mascot though, he’s got some trauma from what he’s seen on twitter

➵ iii

zesty ahh mf

plays his bass like he’s fingering someone’s asshole like 🤨 whatcha doin’ iii ??

the type of man to set like fifty million alarms but never wakes up to any of them

however he wakes up everyone else in the process

it gets annoying hearing the “by the seaside” ringtone every morning at 6am. so one day you came into his room and poured ice cold water on him to wake him up

iii didn’t wake up from that btw, you thought it was dead

“…. bro wtf wake up—“

thankfully he wasn’t

biggest kpop stan

he’s a boy group stan and his favorite group is ateez

constantly blasting guerilla too

also i feel like iii owns a tumblr blog too

he’d be out here posting some shih like “pov you’re locked in a room w him for twenty four hours and you have to tickle his balls wyd” 💀

he probably posts also moodboards or some shi and tags them like an actual tumblr blogger

#it took my ahh fifty hours to make this plz repost it

stalks his fans on twitter

gets scared by said fans on twitter

“wdym they wanna get me pregnant”

breaks his bass every four hours during practice and vessel chews his ahh out every time

but it’s funny because you’re always there to help him

➵ ivy

he likes to act like he’s tough shit but ivy is a huge nerd

literally the definition of “magical in bed” except the magic is him explaining the gaming system of magic the gathering

hot asf but has no bitches frfr

also the definition of loser trapped in a hottie’s body

i’d like to believe that ivy has a crunchy ipad kid cough

and i mean CRUNCHY. bro will start choking on his saliva and start coughing like a dying seal

it’s quite hilarious, but also concerning at the same time

the first time you heard him cough like that, you were like 😟

“AEUGH- HEUGH— BEUHSHAK-“ “ivy—“

that pretty sums up the entire interaction

this bitch looks like he ate glue as a kid

more specifically glitter glue. the pink kind.

idk that sounds like ivy

he gets literal death coffee in the morning too btw

no ice. no sugar. straight shots of espresso.

eight shots, btw.

the coffee looks blacker than the black hole.

iii tried some of his coffee one time and spat it all in your face. ivy watched with his hell coffee in hand as you beat the shit out of iii

yeah, safe to say ivy was banned from having that kind of coffee for a while

so yeah. that pretty much sums up the kind of person ivy is

[colorlessjay]

Ever wake up from a dream/nightmare and you are still half asleep and think the dream was real still? Like in the dream you got into an argument with someone and even when awake for a while u r still mad at them?

And would it be a trip if you know for a fact ur bestie can enter your dream? Like it might have actually been real!!

So!

Imagine, Dean waking up, having dreamed that Cas has left to go back to Heaven for real, and he and Dean had a tearful farewell (that maybe had Dean “manfully” stoic and letting Cas go, or have Dean crying and begging for Cas to stay, only for Cas to give a gentle, but final farewell) and Dean wakes up, just devastated. Cas had been away and out of contact for a few weeks and now Dean has the final answer as to why, and Dean is never going to see him again

And when Dean eventually drags himself out of bed, he’s trying not to just be sad and crying but he’s visibly not doing well, and Sam tries asking but Dean is just shut down. Dean knows he’s gonna have to tell Sam that Cas is never coming back eventually, but if he vocalizes it atm he’s gonna break, and Sam isn’t pushing cus Dean’s been snippy the whole time Cas has been incommunicado, as usual, so he isn’t bringing it up

Anyway! This goes on for as long as is possible/funny before Cas comes waltzing in, all nonchalant and Cas like, and Dean is all !?!?? I thought u were gone 4ever?!?? And Cas is like 🤨 what

Cue tearful reunion and Dean being a Velcro bestie while Cas and Sam try and figure out wtf happened lol. And maybe in the process Dean goes from Velcro Bestie->Velcro Boyfriend

(and honestly Dean, u should have realized it was a real dream when, as Cas was walking away, all ur teeth fell out and u realized you hadn’t done ur homework for the university course u never went to lol AND it turns out u weren’t wearing pants!)

Hey man you should write this or something

seriously still have no clue why ya'll are telling me these like I'm the Destiel prompt embasedor

[tokagedreams]

EDGAR ALLAN POE RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

(a/n: i have soooo many more thoughts about poe bro i love him so much..anyway, fellow poe fans if you have poe requests i am begging you to drop them in my inbox)

pre-relationship

- the two of you met back in america years ago. you guys start out as ride-or-die best friends, you’re the inseparable duo that does everything together. when poe goes to yokohama with the guild, you go with him even if you’re not a guild member.

- you’re an infuriating case of ‘the two besties that are clearly in love with each other but would rather die than confess because they’re convinced their feelings are unrequited when they obviously aren’t’. you’ve basically been acting like a couple for at least a year but somehow you and poe are both convinced that it’s just a friendship to the other person and nothing more.

- both the guild and the ADA assumed you were already dating until poe referred to you as his ‘best friend’ and they’re just like are you fr right now?? 🤨 it’s literally so freaking obvious you two are head over heels in love to everyone except for you and poe. especially if you’re not even in the guild and you moved across the world just to be with poe 💀 ranpo (affectionately) hates you guys because you refuse to believe him when he tells you that your feelings are requited.

confession

- ranpo #1 wingman frfr!! at first he tries to make it happen naturally, but eventually he realizes that’s a lost cause..so he basically forces poe to confess to you because he’s so sick and tired of hearing poe lament about how you don’t love him back when you obviously do!! i could see ranpo being like “i’m not reading any of your new novels until you confess to (y/n) 😈” and that would be the final straw because poe is not about to throw away all his chances of ever beating his rival.

- i think we all agree that poe is a hopeless romantic, but i feel like he would just be too anxious to actually do anything fancy for a confession. he’s probably fantasized about the perfect confession a hundred times, but when he gets pressured to actually do it, all of those plans go out the window because he’s just freaking out lol.

- he’d tell you to come over because he needs to ‘show you something important’, he doesn’t make it obvious that he’s going to confess his feelings at all. so you get to his house and he tells you to wait on the couch while he gathers everything, and you’re starting to get anxious too because you’re like ummm wtf is he about to show me?? poe goes to his office and after a moment of ‘gathering’ (he actually already had his stuff sorted beforehand, he spent the entire time petting karl to muster up some courage), he brings you this giant stack of messy papers and just stands there awkwardly. and you’re so freaking confused until you start reading them and you realize that they’re all love letters and poems about you, written by poe himself. they’re all dated too so you can see that they range from today all the way back to like at least two years ago.

- poor poe is actually sitting there literally trembling while you read, anxiously waiting for you to respond. obviously you tell him you love him too, and he honestly looks like he doesn’t believe it or just can’t process it for a second, you have to kiss him on the cheek or something to get him to register the fact that you seriously love him. but after that he’s like the happiest you’ve ever seen him, he’s hugging you so hard, grabbing your hands and he might even excitedly kiss your face a couple times. this is genuinely a dream come true for him so he can go a little wild as a treat <3

- he owes ranpo so bad after this btw 💀

relationship

- since you and poe had been acting like a couple for a long while before officially getting together, it’s not that hard to get used to an actual relationship. now there’s just a lot less uncertainty and hesitance, you can comfortably do all of the things that you previously chickened out of because you didn’t want to ‘ruin your friendship’. your feelings aren’t a secret anymore, so you both have free reign to be as affectionate as you want to be.

- in terms of love language, i really feel like poe could appreciate any kind of love from you. he might be a little shy about physical affection, and he probably won’t want to do much of it in public, but in private i think he would secretly love it. his favorite type of love to receive from you would probably be words of affirmation, this man needs that praise and validation so badly!! in the beginning of your relationship, he doesn’t know how to handle your compliments, if you’re flirty he will simply explode. he eventually gets more accustomed to it, but he still blushes like crazy and gets all bashful every time you praise him. his favorite type of love to give to you is probably acts of service, just look at how much he bends over backwards to do favors for ranpo in canon lol. he will do literally anything for you!! with his absurd salary and spending habits, you can count on being showered in gifts too, he just wants to spoil you!

- you and poe are definitely one of those couples that enjoys just chilling in the same room doing your own separate things. it will actually make him so happy if you just quietly sit in his office while he writes! maybe after you’ve been dating for a long time he might even have you sit on his lap sometimes.. 😳 since he spends so much time in there obsessively writing new novels to beat ranpo, it got really lonely with just him and karl, so having you there just makes everything better. he also probably doesn’t take very good care of himself when he’s really focused on writing, so he will be eternally thankful if you help make sure he eats, drinks and sleeps enough. he might be the type to say “just one more chapter..” every time you tell him to go to bed, but you can usually persuade him with the promise of cuddles and a kiss goodnight.

- speaking of cuddles when you go to sleep…i am convinced that poe would secretly love being the little spoon!! he’ll of course default to being the big spoon unless you’re somehow taller than him, because that’s kinda just the norm for tall people in most cases. he might even be hesitant at first if you ask him to swap places with you, because he’s likely never done that before, but when you hold him for the first time..it immediately becomes his new favorite thing. it makes him feel so safe and secure and loved, please hold this man!!

- you play with poe’s hair all the time, it’s something you both enjoy because damn he has a lot of hair and it’s really fluffy. you push his bangs back because you want to actually see his eyes for once!! it makes him so flustered because he lowkey feels exposed without his bangs, but if you tell him his eyes are pretty he’ll be like “omg really?? 🥺” and forget all about his embarrassment. it works every single time. when poe is stressed, he often just lays his head in your lap and lets you run your fingers through his hair, it’s very grounding and calming to him. he gets embarrassed if you catch him off guard and just randomly start petting his hair, he tells you to go pet karl instead 💀

- poe is 100% the type of guy to kiss your knuckles or your forehead all the time. he’ll kiss you on the lips too, but it can be kind of overwhelming, so he doesn’t initiate those kisses as often. i think he would like being kissed on the cheek by you a lot, something simple and sweet to brighten his mood. despite being your partner, he still gets nervous to ask you for kisses when he wants them, but he’s honestly pretty unintentionally obvious about it so you can usually tell lol.

- poe gets so embarrassed if you ever read his novels, he knows that you appreciate his writing, but your opinion is so important to him that he gets anxious about it. he usually doesn’t let you read books that he’s written to challenge ranpo until after he’s already shown them to the detective. but you always read them when he gets back home and he’s all mopey after ranpo has successfully solved another one of his mysteries. although he remains determined to continue trying, it’s always a major blow to his self esteem when he loses to ranpo again. so you read the books for yourself so that you can praise him about every specific detail and make him feel better about himself and his work. you may not be his rival or the greatest detective in the world, but you are poe’s partner, so your words are still very meaningful to him.

- poe would definitely call you lots of pet names if you’re comfortable with it. he calls you things like ‘my dearest’ and ‘my beloved’, but he’ll also call you things like ‘darling’ and ‘love’. if you have a nickname, he’ll typically use that in place of your full name because it feels more intimate to him. if you do the same to him, he’ll be so happy! he’s down with being called basically any term of endearment as long as it comes from you, but some may make him more flustered than others. if you shorten his name and call him ‘ed’ it makes him feel so much closer to you.

- poe talks about you all the freaking time! he’s not above straight up bragging about how great his partner is, he constantly feels the need to tell everyone how great you are. hopefully ranpo likes you a lot because my guy has to listen to poe gushing about you constantly lol. if poe ever finds out that you’ve told your friends good things about him, it will warm his heart and make him feel so appreciated. he’s basically never prepared for you to match his extreme passion in your relationship, it shocks him every single time and he can’t believe he actually met someone who loves him as strongly as he loves them.

(a/n: thanks for reading my first fic on this account! i hope you guys like my theme lol, i just wanna be known as the tokage guy who writes bsd fics)

[blackdollette]

i noticed a lack of kappa content too 🤨 if u r fine with writing kappa just hear me out on this (inspired by my c.ai convo with my own kappa bot)

kappa breaking into some random persons house just to steal but shes a bit of a night owl. he quietly walks to the living room and sees this adorable more than likely rich housewife (so yeah theres a tad bit of cheating.) anyways her husbands out for a few weeks for business and shes in her short satin nightgown, sat on the couch and watching tv. and then she sees the intruder and is like "AHH OMG WTF" (rightfully so coz bro BROKE IN) and hes like "my bad. didnt mean to startle you, doll." (coz hes flirtatious like dat) and he walks over and lifts her up, hand holding her neck tightly and he runs his fingers across her pearls, yanking on the necklace. the pearls dont fall ofc (coz real pearls have knots between each pearl to prevent them falling like that... my great grandma had a lot of jewelry and most were real pearls.) ANYWAYS BACK TO MY POINT !!! her husbands been gone for so long so shes getting a tad aroused and he notices coz he can feel the increase in her pulse and hes like "oh do you enjoy that?" and idk what else coz frankly my c.ai convo is very different from what i wrote

i had this exact same convo on c.ai omgg! i love ur requests sm u dont even understand

"im a little shy standing here in my nightgown." | kappa

playing dangerous. - lana del rey

female!reader x kappa

word count: 632

contents: cheating, home invasion

ps: i have an nsfw fic in my drafts that ive been meaning to get out that would go very well for a part 2 of this. yall should lmk if you wanna see it!

it was a dark and stormy night. Your husband was out of town for a while, which left you all alone in your giant mansion. even though you’d dreamed of living in a mansion since you were small, it got really lonely when there was nobody to share it with.

thunder and lightning bolted outside, making the entire house flicker with light for a fraction of a second. you were flipping through the tv channels, looking for something good to watch. the clock struck midnight, and at the same second, you heard glass in your house breaking.

you felt your heart stop for a moment. you look behind you, your body shaking with fear. all the windows behind you were intact, meaning that the noise came from something else. You tried reassuring yourself by assuming that the sound came from outside, when you felt a firm hand grab your chin.

you slowly turned your head to see the owner of the hand, and your blood ran cold. you screamed and tried to back up a little on the couch when you saw the weapon in his hand. He looks at you, a little smirk on his face. “sorry about that, sugar… i thought that you’d be asleep.” his voice was smooth like honey, making your heart beat a little faster. he started approaching you slowly. 

he smiles, showing his teeth a little. “dont be scared, doll. If you're good for me, then i won't have to hurt you..” he’s standing right in front of you. your body is trembling with fear. that’s when he picked you up and threw you over his shoulder. he brought you to a red velvet armchair and seated you on his lap, his eyes travelling down your body in your skimpy little nightgown.

he brought a hand to your neck, looking at the pearl necklace around it. “my, my… isn’t this precious…” he tugged on the necklace, seeing if it would break. he looked into your eyes, which were still fear-filled. “tell me, sugar… do you live here all alone?” his voice turned to a sultry tone. you tried processing what he meant by that, but he wrapped his hand around your neck, making you shiver.

“n-no… i have a husband…” he hums disappointedly at this. “well i dont see him…” you brushed your hair out of your face. “yeah. he travels for work a lot…” he starts cradling you in his arms, lulling you into a sense of comfort. “it gets real lonely here…” you didnt know why you were opening up to him. maybe it was because you knew he could kill you if he wanted to.

his eyes wandered down to your body, fully soaking in the beauty of it in your dark red nightgown. “this is a beautiful little gown…” he said quietly. He carefully ran a hand down your curves, making your body heat up. It had been a while since you’d been touched like this. You hadnt noticed that you were so deprived.

you take a moment to look into his beautiful blue eyes. they look like two cold pieces of ice. but they were sharp like a blade. his hands moved down to your hips, just barely lifting up your nightgown. “a woman as beautiful as you has no right to be all alone…” you feel your body fillign with desire. You had never been so needy before, but you just felt yourself melting into his touch more and more.

“how about i show you a good time tonight, sugar? would you be up to that?” he whispered into your neck, starting to bite it softly. you started thinking about how wrong this was, remembering your promise to always stay loyal to the man you loved, but you decided to let this strange intruder to have his way with you for the night.

author's note: im very tempted to post my other kappa fic, but yall should let me know. thank you so much for the request!!

[fluffypotatey]

Severance 1x02

ok ep2 let’s go!

OH WE SEEING THE OTHER SIDE LETS GO

noooo Mark S 🥺

he’s in mourning ok listen that was his bestie

Irving being upset about it lol

HE PULLED UP HIS DIVIDER LMAOOOOOO

he’s so upset lmao same but also Mark is trying to do a “out of sight out of mind” kind of coping. how fascinating 👀 so similar to his outie

this room is way too big for them

it’s so funny how much Helly does not want to work unlike how eager her outie is

oooooh a welcome party!!!!

Irving is such a sweetie 🥺🥺🥺🥺

oop icebreaker derailed 

HE IS MOURNING PETEY OKAY!!! THAT WAS HIS WORK BESTIE

dam she running

oh shit

mark covering for helly babe you didn’t need to do that

old lady jumpscare 

oh ok and we’re just jumping to a date ok 

blind date via his sister??? i think so

wonder if she agreed bc of his work lol i get it. it’s a curious thing when you’re an outsider

she’s me in the cold

dude are you tipsy 🤨 

oh my god dude ok you’re way more inebriated than i thought do not start a verbal spat with the anti-lumon ppl

yeah great impression to give on a date (not that there would be another. y’all weren’t vibing)

sorry you chose it to unhealthily cope with your wife’s death and are so defensive about it bc if you take a second to process it then you might agree with them or something 🤷🏻‍���️

is it better than alcohol??? maybe but you haven’t stopped drinking even after the procedure soooooooooo

Mrs. Selvig! or should i say…..Boss Lady

why are you here. she’s creeping me out ngl like babe did you have to check up on your employees like this

please leave his home ma’am 

gasp! he’s going to the spot! 

OHHH AND HE LIED ABOUT BEING SICK LETS GO

man imagine recently joining a team then trying to force quit but your head guy takes the fall (you have only known him for 2 business days) and then he’s missing the next day and none of his coworkers are sure where

also imagine losing your head guy (of whom the four of you were close friends with) and then the bestie of him ALSO goes missing two days later

oh ok Milkshake (imma just call him that) did tell them

like dam the amount of information that gets shared for the innies is literally slim to none 

fascinating how like they didn’t lie but like why would they? not for this and it’s still vague enough but honest for the innies not to question it

jfc there’s three of them. no y’all no coincidences here!!!! nothing shifty happening!!!!

ohhhh Half Loop bc address duh

ngl i have no idea what Dylan is saying about the numbers

Irving, get some coffee it’s ok. You are nodding off

oh? 

uh….what

is this like weird fuckass dreams or hallucinations or a side effect from the injection????

NOOOO DONT TAKE IRVING MILKSHAKE LEAVE HIM ALINE HE’S OLD OK

he’s just an old man 🥺

PETEY!!!!

he needs a shower

what do you mean this will dock his pay like bro come on it wasn’t even that long!!! 

ooooooh wellness 👀 (I know this some importance. what kind? idk bc i only watched 2x03 with the fam before actually beginning)

and then there were two

Dylan is really sweet. That honestly would be a nice theory bc like yeah the world has to be ending for humans to decide to take this route, right? right???? 

Not the fucking “cutting swear words out of movies” 💀💀💀💀 Irving, I love you 

oooh ok reintegration 👀 I know that word.

look at that map!!! look how detailed that map is!!!!! oh this man will die jfc

AND HE LEFT IT FOR MARK 🥺 WHERE DUDE???? LIKE INSIDE THE BUILDING????

dude wait you’re the first???? oh rip 😭 oh he is DEAD dead ok

oh my god is the map in the group photos???? 🫠🫠🫠🫠

ok either this sickness kills him…..or Lumon finds him first there’s no other way i am so sorry Petey

oh my sweet Jesus break room because BREAK!!! WHAT GHE FUCK

like the way they presented it earlier was so ominous but i thought it was like timeout but nope! okie dokie

and that’s— THATS MARK!!! Petey how did you get a recording of Mark and have it survive out of the building

omfg y’all he had to listen to his bestie be broken down wtf and outie Mark is hearing his own voice with no memory of this event wtf

Irving!!!! awww a man of the arts 

GOAT! idk what they mean but goat mention!!!

Hey it’s….uh ok I do not remember the actor’s name but it’s the Guy!!!!

gasp from a different department 🫢 and this is their first conversation 🫢 

Irving 🥺 you are too sweet for this world. Look at him being kind and complimenting and creating worker solidarity 

Oh ho, yeah seems like departments interacting with each other is a no-no 👀 i had a feeling but oh dam ok ma’am 

so is this like….a therapy session???? some meditation???? 

oh ok? facts about Outie? 

y’all what

what is— no this cannot be how they calm them down

“Please express satisfaction to the facts equally” WHAT

AND HE IS BEING DOCKED POINTS???? FROM WHERE???

what does it mean when he hits 0?????

ok ngl two tokens each? that’s not bad but why not three? give them three. or four

BERT!!! i heard that name before!

ok Dylan no need to be rude. also look, already got the seed in department hostility towards others 👀 like Lumon does not want them talking

awww oh my god Mark brought Petey home 🥺🥺🥺🥺

“I think my innie would be upset if I let you sleep in a greenhouse” YEAH OK I AM FINE GUYS

“who else lives here?” oh no one important :) just you fucking BOSS :))) i mean Miss Old Lady Selvig

oh Jesus don’t die now Petey

Petey you just GOT here!!! you need to share more knowledge!!! what about the department no one leaves!!!!

me to my sister: “is he dead? 🥺”

sister: “…..no”

god y’all this show 🫠 has me by the throat 

[pbaz7]

Hey twinski 🥰 I got my lil part 2 notif so ykkkkk I had to come react! I reacted to pt 1 and I don’t think I ever clicked submit or wtv the button says but like 👀 I’m here now sooooo

warning: light sexual content (not much honestly)

- another day, another victorwee for da ogs

"Hold on, hold on," Paige said dramatically as she unlocked the door and swung it open. "Alright it’s safe to get out now."

- her dramatic simp ahh

“You are literally carrying the most precious cargo in the world. If I don’t protect you, what kind of wife would I be?”

- UGH IGNORE WHAT I SAID THREE SECONDS AGO MY SHAYLAAA🥹🥹🥹🥹💔💔💔

"How’s the baby daddy?"

- not she’s the bd💔💔💔💔💔

“But this is next-level. She offered to carry me to the car last week because she said it was too hot outside with the heatwave.”

- nah take the bd title away from paige she doing more than a bd would😭😭😭😭

Paige returned with a large bowl of fruit in her hand.

- IM FREAKING WHEEZING OMG YOOO WHERE TF SHE GOT A BOWL OF FRUIT FROM

She tried to refocus on the game, but it was hopeless. From that moment on, Paige was the only thing Azzi could focus on.

- I get hot flashes when Paige does anything too az dw!!

“Enjoy the show mama,” she said with a wink.

- hehehehe😋😋😋🤭🤭🤭 and will

After a three-pointer, she held up three fingers, her hand flexing purposefully as if she knew Azzi’s eyes would lock on the veins running down her arm.

- and I’m gonna say it if no one else will: hands and arm veins are so sexy BUT sexier on a woman. I will die on this hill and I will tolerate no backlash on this statement. Like Paige’s hands = perfect necklace. I said what I said.

young fan excitedly darted forward, accidentally bumping into her stomach with their elbow in the process.

- paige over there twitching

Paige’s head fully snap in that direction as Azzi’s hand immediately went to her stomach instinctively.

- yeah paige boutta crash tf out

“there have been reports from trusted sources that your wife, Azzi Fudd, is out for the season due to pregnancy. Can you confirm or deny this?”

- ouuuu y’all gon piss her off

“I had a genuine conversation

- the same “genuine conversations” you have with the refs or??????

“I’m not Azzi. I’m Paige,”

- my name is jeff

She was too caught up in the way Paige had defended her and protected their privacy.

- yeah super hot ngl

“I can’t wait for you to give me kids baby.”

- yooo author. twin. my heart. when I catch you. this one statement sounds TOO breeding kinkesque for my liking. when I catch you. (I’m jp ily)

holding her close as Paige continued her slow worship.

- the praise kink slut in me is wishing I had a Paige rn💔

“Hey, little one,” she murmured.

- if I could put a pic of me rn it would be me ugly crying like wtf 🥹 that’s so freaking cute and sweet and oh gosh I’m still crying I need to lock in

“I was reading on the plane. Wanted to make sure I got this parenting thing right.”

- IM STILL CRYING

I finished the story crying. I was too busy crying to have thoughts so here I am still crying. Ugh my heart cannot take this. I think my periods gonna come soon bc this is so ridiculous that I’m still crying ily twin goodnight

- annoying anon 🥸

(I’m writing this a good ten minutes after I stopped reading and I’m still crying thinking abt this)

UGH IGNORE WHAT I SAID THREE SECONDS AGO MY SHAYLAAA

if you’re already reacting like this i fear for you later in the chapter

nah take the bd title away from paige she doing more than a bd would 😭😭😭😭

this is facts

I get hot flashes when Paige does anything too az dw!!

wym by that 🤨

the same "genuine conversations" you have with the refs or??????

those are genuine too idk what you mean

if I could put a pic of me rn it would be me ugly crying like wtf that's so freaking cute and sweet and oh gosh I'm still crying I need to lock in

i knew you would end up like this 😭

[faithst]

WIPING ZB1’s KISSES OFF

pairing zb1 (ot8) x gn!reader

genre fluff

masterlist<3

— zhang hao

he thought he wasn't giving enough affection ☹️

so he gave you a kiss !

and then you wiped it off and he was like ‘🤨’

didn't ask though cause he assumed you unconsciously did that

so he placed another on your forehead 😗

and you wiped it off.. again.

didn't say much to that either and just left you alone 😃😃

he thought he was annoying you 😭

“well.. i’ll be over here if you need my kisses”

— sung hanbin

he always kisses you 🤭

it's a part of his daily routine

so when you wiped off his morning kiss

he was devastated 😰

how was he gonna start his day off good now???

instantly grabs your hands and asks you what's wrong

kisses your knuckles 😳

you didn't say anything and he's already apologizing (even if he didn't do anything)

“whatever i did, i’m sorry.. forgive me?” ☹️

— seok matthew

whenever he arrives home, he kisses you

why? cause he knows you miss him 😙

so when he came home today already puckering his lips

he saw you on your sofa, on your phone so he placed a soft kiss on your cheek 💋

and you wiped it off

"did you miss m- what was that for?"

already pouty 🫢

sits right next to you with crossed arms and a pout

but then you reveal to him that it was a joke and kiss him

he instantly melts 🫠

“unnecessary but you’re cute so it’s okay!”

— shen ricky

ricky isn’t the type to usually give kisses randomly yk

so when it does happen, you take full advantage 👍

but this time, you just wiped it off

he’s slowly blinking, trying to process wtf just happened 😐

“um.. okay?”

he has no idea what to do cause usually he’s the one that makes you flustered

now he’s the one thats flustered 😃

he looked so cute that you just had to give in and pepper him w kisses 🥰

“oh thank god! i thought i lost my rizz!” 😨

— park gunwook

doesn’t have a specific time when he kisses you

he just does ykyk

he’s loves kissing you and absolutely adores your reactions to his kisses 😊

so when you wiped one of them off, his whole world shut down 😔

his life flashed before his eyes

he thinks you’re gonna break up w him ☹️

so he prepares a whole long ass speech on why you should stay in his mind

he just stands there, fiddling with his fingers 🧍

he looks so sad and you couldn’t do that to him

“wait.. how did i fall for that?!”

en garde flashbacks 😭😭

— kim taerae

he’s the type of guy that when he sees you, he gives a kiss 🤭

so he gives them quite often

you just came back from work and taerae instantly goes up to you

boops your nose and places a kiss on it 😚

when you wipe it off, he just gets confused

he’s like: no, you’re not leaving without my kisses!

cups your cheeks and proceeds to kiss your entire face 🫠

you had to force him to stop

“hey! where are you going?? i’m not done!” 😓

— kim gyuvin

while he might be one to touch your face and poke your cheeks alot

i don’t think he kisses them often 😦

so when he does and you wipe it off

he’s FLABBERGASTED 😧

like how dare you wipe off his precious kiss 😤

“two can play that game”

gives you the silent treatment

you sit next to him? he moves to another place

you text him? leaves you on read

it wasn’t until you hugged him and apologised profusely 🙏

instantly melts into your hug and kisses your forehead 🤗

“ill let you off just this once” 🫡

— kim jiwoong

will kiss you at any place and at any time 🫣

he knows you love them so he does it very very very often

when you wipe it off, he doesn’t say anything 😐

just kisses you again

and you wipe it off.. again

“did i do something?” 🙁

genuinely thinks he hurt you

won’t let you go until he knows you’re fine

you say that you are fine and that it was a joke

he doesn’t believe you 😭😭

then he asks for permission to kiss you, it’s cute

“im sorry if i did anything to hurt you, can i kiss you?” 🥰

© keiwook | 2023

[randomshipperhere]

Space with Markiplier Stream on MiltonTPike1’s twitch channel summary

I really thought the stream was gonna be Stan coming back when I heard the announcement yesterday 🥲🥲

Minor spoilers for part 2 will start with a ⚠️ and when I say minor, they really are minor. So much so it’s negligible info but it does give you a tiny bit more heads up

(most of them I wrote while watching, I just made it comprehensible enough)

Mark arrives somewhere in the 3 hour mark of the stream.

First topic. How to deal with burnout. Solid advice and discussion

Unus Annus and the meaning of it

Bitch I’m crying I miss that channel. RIP

Memento Mori

[Talking about the endings of ISWM PT.1] Yeah sure, Mark… there’s a lot of endings

No spoilers 🥺 awww come on Mark. Just a little pleaaaseee

Messing with your audience and how fun it is

[chat reaction] D:

I mean considering our relationship with Mark, we do love this back and forth.

Milton talking about Jerma’s Dollhouse </3

A few stories about the BTS

50-60 crew members a day. Holy shit.

In their busiest day there were 20 actors on set. Sheeesh.

Milton has a commercial story. I feel bad because man, even finishing a meal is hard. Having to eat the same thing for retakes sounds like hell.

Mark went over budget a lot during the filming. Interesting.

Last sound session happened last week.

⚠️“-last scene in the show” 🧐 minor spoiler? Kinda hard to tell if this means there’s only one ending or it’s like AHWM where there’s a true end.

Japanese Breakfast Club “Paprika”. I’ll give it a listen after. I’m not even sure if I spelt that right.

No F*p November 🤨 Mark??? Someone take his mouth away lol

Milton made a UFO 5 hour stream. Man

Mark and Amy loving video essays.

Habo Hotel…? huh???

Mark loves space but found that it really is expensive to make a space related production even when others already said so beforehand 😅

Industry calls write/director/actor people pompous douchebags. Good on you Mark lol

Isn’t that also Actor tho…

No one in the crew knew what the fuck was happening until the very end but trusted Mark enough. It also helped that a lot of them already understood Mark’s crazy process because they were in Heist before.

Space is the next thing for humanity

back to back movie night last night with Mark and Amy. Moonfall and After Earth.

Disonsphere??? hah?

UFO stuff

[chat reaction] Among us and Sus

ball lightning? red balls. Alien going wtf at nukes

Earth speed running any%

I seriously love the jokes in this part of the stream

Humans are just like the Orcs from Warhammer. You heard it here folks

I love the unga bunga human stories

Mark mentions Corridor Crew yet again

AI and the future

All I could think of was vocaloid

Mass Effect 3 mention

Milton has 5 space questions

[chat reaction] Wee Woo borpa spins

I knew about that gravity can create waves but wait black holes don’t succ??

Mark is very knowledgeable about space

He still loves kurzgesagt

Interstellar vs Inception

Mark likes Inception better (he still loves Interstellar tho)

I have not watched either movies (: I actually don’t watch a lot of movies you guys. Last I watched was Spider-Man: NWH

Mark would watch Ratatouille over a million times but How the Grinch stole Christmas (Jim Carrey) is his favorite movie

Any future plans?

Mark just wants to focus on youtube again 🥰 We miss you too

Once again the Pokemon smash or pass vid gets a mention but the backstory is much shorter here compared to the stream with Jack.

MEOW mocks him

jingle the keys in front of the audience m’dudes. Well… it worked on us

⚠️ Minor Spoilers. There’s a lot more stupidity in Part 2

YAAAY WE’RE WATCHING IT IN CHAT. With some commentary maybe?

OST being put out? 👀👀 Guess the answer is up to Schmoyoho. I’d love to actually listen to it. The bgm is so cool y’know.

Mark’s face watching ISWM 🥰🥰🥰 He’s so proud of it.

The design of the Invincible ship is based off of the Event Horizon movie

I see the similarities

COMMENTARY COMMENTARY

Burning Tractor gets another mention! He’s so proud of the VFX team. Corridor Crew mention again

Fun Fact: apparently the things on the ceilings are from Home Depot. Budget stuff

Mark basically saying how everyone’s reaction to the first video is “omg is that MatPat from Game Theory”

Champagne Glass scene. Mark had to drink 12 glasses of sparkling apple juice. RIP Mark’s throat after that shoot.

I mean, I like the taste of sparkling drinks but holy shit 12 of those bad boys…

smh everytime Mark finishes a project he says he doesn’t want to do 1st person ever again

Mark tells he used to do Biomedical engineering. He did civil engineering before that. He dropped 2 sems before graduating .

⚠️“Most is 3 at the moment” AYO MORE MINOR SPOILERS. You telling me my dumbass post about a 4 option path happening is possible

Mark: Recovery is for the weak

Proceeds to say that he’s been focusing on Elden Ring and gettin’ some oreo lol

4:33:55 is the time when he left

Thanks for the existential crisis in the middle of the talk you guys. This is why I just shut my brain off for space stuff. There’s some info that’s repeated but it was really cool to just see these two nerd out about space.

[sylvieeee5]

episode the FOURTH

okay it’s LATE and i forgot i had an event today but i said this lb would be out today and it’s gonna be TODAY DANG IT

(soooo spoiler: i didn’t finish 😅 see you tomorrow for the last 2/3 i suppose!)

i've got eggnog and a danish and i am READYYYYYY let's go!

!Warning!! Book/show spoilers ahead!

1:09

Aaaaaand that's how you get an insanely high fee because the cabbie "accidentally" left the meter running while in gridlock.

Lookin' at you, New York.

1:49

I'm so glad Constance has found a kindred spirit sajhdkdah

1:56

DJAKSSKCASDA i thought it was gonna stop at

"Have you gone insane?"

"Most likely..."

2:19

KING

2:32

According to my calculations (aka an online fare estimator), it'd only be about 776.71 escudos, so he is scamming them, but they couldn't pay the proper fare anyway bc they have the dollar equivalent of 89 cents-

man reynie's morality speech really did screw them over rip

4:40

i don't clamp.

5:01

you MONSTER

5:18

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE NECKLACE!!!!!!!

I KID YOU NOT WHEN THE FIRST TRAILER CAME OUT I SEARCHED EV E R Y SHOT FOR THAT NECKLACE

turns out she had it tucked into her shirt the whole time :,)

5:37

she will be coming for you. in your nightmares.

5:57

okay constance is being constance but- she seems genuinely sad!!!! no!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:33

she's upset!!!!!

6:49

yes, yes it is!!! do something PLEASE

6:54

NO

NO NO NO NO NO

NO

pffft... nathaniel

7:16

honorary doctorates

knew it

7:27

7:53

Mercury thiocyanate does create a really cool reaction when ignited! But it is still… mercury. And creates poisonous gases in the process.

…

8:07

NICHOLAS NO

8:12

Not even the possibility of permanent kidney damage and cyanide poisoning? 🤨

9:17

he’s a dad,,,

9:52

rhonda wtf??? that is a MOM looking for her SON and also a BAMF YOU SHOULD RESPECT

this is a very illuminating look into her character though… 👀

We’re seeing how all three manage the stress and worry that’s been thrust upon them- Milligan “overparents”, tries to distract himself with small things. Ms. Perumal is the most well-adjusted, taking practical steps and working to maintain the others’ morale. And Rhonda… Rhonda seems to be channeling that “professionalism” that she was encouraging in the steward earlier. She needs to do something to push toward results in a situation that’s largely out of her control, and she’s a scientist- she goes for the most pragmatic solution.

[huntingingoodwill]

CARMEN!! HEYY

ok so im baking cookies and i just got this hc omg for both eddie and tommy

right so its late and youre baking cookies and tommy walks into the kitchen bc he can hear the music playing and he comes up behind you and hugs you and hes like wtf are you doing it’s literally 3 am- and youre like so?? you just came home so you arent one to talk🤨. but yeah just tommy hugging you from behind while baking and him trying to steal chocolate chips/cookie dough. and then if he tried smoking you scold him for it for a completely made up reason like the smell is gonna make the cookies taste horrible and hes like grumbling bc hes a grumpy old man who has a nicotine addiction who also happens to be very clingy and keeps like nuzzling his head into your neck.

OK NOW EDDIE so same thing he walks in but at a more reasonable hour bc i feel like he would not be a workaholic (LIKE SOME PEOPLE ahem ahem tommy ahem) so the music is playing and he decides to not only steal chocolate chips but to carry you and start dancing (im not complaining) anyways just imagine you and eddie dancing and baking cookies sobbing i love him sm. and hes being a little bitch and keeps teasing you so the process of making cookies takes twice as long.

am i very down bad for them both? yep definitely

RAZ RAZ RAZ!!

what kind of cookies 👀 send some over. anyway-

music during late-night baking is a must. you're humming, spinning around, swaying as you mix the ingredients. perhaps a wooden spoon is used as a karaoke mic. perhaps.

tom's arms wrap around your waist as he pulls you close and puts his chin on your shoulder, closing his eyes, and taking a deep breath. man's tired.

people talk about how his s.o.'s sleeping schedule is so out of sync with his (totally valid) but i like the idea of them being a night owl power couple. what are our thoughts.

razor sharp instincts. every time he reaches for the bowl- WHACK on the arm with a wooden spoon. he'd act all pissed off, rubbing his arm like the sulky dramatic man he is

him threatening to ash in the mixing bowl. "tom don't that's disgusting" "substitute for flour" "TOM"

sitting on the counter while he leans across from you, talking about each other's days while waiting for the cookies to be done

him immediately trying to snatch one off the tray as soon as they're out of the oven like "fuck offfff tom they're hot" "i'll survive"

he probably picks one off the tray and pops it in his mouth without burning himself even though it's piping hot. just looking at him like 👁👄👁

e d w a r d ! ! i agree eddie's not as much of a workaholic as tommy. they definitely both work really hard but he knows when to chill. tommy's a machine.

tom makes his presence known by sneaking up and hugging you. eddie's built different. the front door slams and he's singing along to your music at the top of his lungs. he's doing everything. extra vibrato, very operatic. will probably make the instrument's noises. very likely to attempt scatting.

you turn around, dancing toward each other, singing dramatically. followed by a theatrical waltz and tango around the kitchen, spinning you around and narrowly pulling you out the way everytime you're about to slam into a kitchen counter. you guys live for danger

tom has restraint. eddie does not. tom would pick at the cookie dough, eddie is throwing handfuls of chocolate chips down his throat. eddie would try picking up the hot tray/cookies straight out of the oven but he actually burns himself. "you good, eddie?" eddie, with a burnt tongue and hand, tears in his eyes: "never been better"

thank you so much for the hcs raz <3 love love love talking to u

[eitelle]

salty dinosaur and munchkin

Prompt: idfk just soft tsukki tbh um have fun loozers

Genre(??): fluff, friends-to-lovers

Pairing: tsukkishima x short gn!reader (if ur not short, just go w it) and DaiSuga

Warnings? None. Just smirk game too strong 😤😩

Ayo Michelle go to school challenge 🤨🙄

A/n: my name is Michelle in case u couldn’t tell 💀 anyways yeah I’m writing this bc I love soft tsukki but like he’s also gonna be a lil shit at one point bc that’s his brand 😤

(That photo 💀💀 also he may be a lil ooc sry)

It was your 57th day of trying to be tsukkishima kei’s friend. Today was the day you finally broke through, the day he finally didn’t be a little shit, the day his long legs, and his cute blonde hai- wait what. You stop in your tracks realizing what you had thought. Tsukkishima- no saltyshima your maybe-friend cute? No. “Snap out of it y/n,” you tell yourself in your head. “We’ve worked so hard to get to this status. I’m not going to ruin our maybe friendship just because I think he’s cute. Wait what do I mean, I can think my friend is cute I just dont have to have romantic feelings for him. Yeah... yeah. That’s what I’ll do,” you think looking constipated on the outside during your little rant, also not noticing the salty dinosaur behind you.

“Rawr,” he whispers in your ear, bending over almost halfway to reach your ear.

“WTF TSUKKI,” you shout taken by suprise, hearing yamaguchis small giggles behind the beanpole. “YAMAGUCHI. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS,” you say obviously teasing the olive haired teen. As they apologize, rather insincerely in your opinion, you all walk to school together for their volleyball process, tsukkishima in the middle, you and yams on either side of him.

Halfway to school you and yams talking the entire way, tsukkishima quiet as always, yamaguchi asked you a question that took you off guard.

“Hey y/n,” he started off as you stopped to look at him stopping tsukki and him as well. “What do you think about me and tsukki. Like, do you think we’re attractive?” He asks innocently not knowing your maybe feelings for the salty beanpole watching as your face turned as red as a tomato. “Yeah y/n, what DO you think of us?” Tsukki asked with a smirk, obviously knowing how flustered you were. “Uh-um- I-“ you stammer not knowing how to respond without giving yourself away.

“Wait oml is this making you uncomfortable y/n? I’m so sorry I just thought you and tsukki would be cute together since he-“ yams said although he got cut off by tsukki shoving his palm over yamaguchis mouth shutting him up before you could hear what yams wanted to say. “No yams you’re all good I was just a little suprised, that’s all,” you say not wanting to make it a big deal. In your head though you wonder what yamaguchi wanted to say, maybe tsukki liked you? You weren’t sure but decided against pressing it as all three of you continued your walk to school dropping the subject entirely.

While waiting for yams, you and tsukki were chatting (more like arguing) about your friendship status in the corridor. You said that you and him were best friends while he admitted you were friends, nothing more nothing less. But what you couldn’t see was the way the tips of his ears turned red, his way of blushing, as he said you two were nothing more than just friends as you both try to convince yourselves.

Once yams finally arrived he called out to you two, addressing yall as his “favorite couple” effectively making both of you flustered and jumping 6 feet away from each other. As yamaguchi giggles at the sight of you two obviously crushing on each other, you were trying to forget how close your bodies were, or how he looked while smirking down at you thankful everyone else had left. “Yamaguchi, saltyshima cmon let’s go,” you say wanting to end this conversation fast. “Let’s study at my place today ok?”

“I cant study today I have to go work on my serves but tsukki can go,” you heard behind you as yamaguchi pushed tsukkishima towards you. You rolled your eyes at their antics already ahead of the bean pole, pausing slightly for the other two him to catch up. Once you arrived to your house tsukkishima used his long ass legs to get to your door in 2 long strides opening the door for you, knowing how you hated being so much shorter than him. “After you, munchkin,” he said smirking, opening the door for you, knowing how much his nicknames for you pissed him off.

“Alright fine salty dinosaur,” knowing your nicknames for him annoyed him as well, as you walk into his house making your way up to your bedroom. As you enter you both get started on math, helping each other ever so often, and sneaking small glances at each other, never catching the other. Once finally done with all of your schoolwork, being way ahead of tsukkishima because of your lighter workload, you start to doze off accidentally dropping your head in his lap as you napped. Once he notices he carries you over onto your bed, tucking you in and kissing you on the forehead whispering, “you look cute when you sleep. I love you munchkin.” You mumbling “I love you too salty dinosaur” in your sleep not fully conscious but meaning it entirely, as you pull his arm down onto the bed and cuddle him. As he finally gives in he cuddles you back, finishing his schoolwork on the side (bc school is important. Dont do drugs and stay in school kids 😄☝️). Once finished it was around midnight, so he decided to spend the night, his arms around you, his munchkin.

As you woke up you woke up to someone’s arms around you, a feeling of safety and comfort washing over you. As you turn your head to face this mystery person, you realize your ‘dream’ about confessing to tsukki and him kissing you on the head wasn’t a dream, it was reality. As you shake him awake he looks bewildered as if he was the one who was asleep (half asleep technically but we don’t talk ab that) instead of you.

“Hey,” you say not sure what to say after last night. “Hi,” he says equally as awkward, both of you still tangled up in each other.

“So-“ you both say at the same time breaking off to let the other speak first. “You go first,” you tell him, not even sure what you were about to say anyways.

“Alright fine. Iwaswonderingifyouwantedtodateme,” he said with no spaces in between, making it seem like one word you not understanding a word he said. “What?” you asked silently asking him to repeat himself.

“I was wondering if you wanted to date me,” he said more clearly, openly blushing this time, the two of you finally separate.

“Yes,” you respond without hesitation looking at him with fondness in your eyes. He leans in slightly, using his two hands to cup your face whispering, “is this ok? Can I kiss you?” As you nod and smile. He leans in all the way and you two finally kiss and you feel like the happiest person on the planet.

Once you two get situated, and go out the door to meet yams you find yourself holding his hand and him grabbing for yours. As your hands meet, they fit like two puzzle pieces. Perfectly.

“Why are you two holding hands... OMG OMG OMG. YOURE DATING NOW ARENT YOU. WOW OMG OMG FINALLY MY OTP IS DATING WOW AHHH,” yams screams giggling and bouncing up and down all the way, bombarding you with questions although you noticed there wasn’t much suprise in his eyes. You didn’t question it though, he knew about both of your crushes so you thought that it wouldn’t be much of a suprise.

Right before you enter the gym to say bye to the boys, tsukkishima uses the two of your hands that are connected to twirl you around like a princess at a ball, eventually pulling you flush against him, kissing you while dipping you. “Tsukki-“ you squeak out, him interrupting you saying, “kei. It’s kei to you, munchkin,” slightly smirking as he pulls you in for another kiss, you saying “kei” with a smile right before.

Yamaguchis pov:

I didn’t actually have serving practice. I should probably start out with that. But I just knew stuff was about to go down that night, the night my two best friends finally got together. I called the entire karasuno team as they loved y/n and cared about tsukki. Well at least some of us did. As we spied on the two studying, suga was snapping photos claiming they would be “useful on their wedding day”, daichi looking exasperated with his boyfriends antics. Finally, they fell asleep and on tsukkis lap to say the least and we all heard as he tucked you in, how you two confessed your love for each other, nishinoya and tanaka whisper yelling “yeah y/n, yeah tsukki, get some!!” As them two cuddled and fell asleep suga took some more photos before we all walked to our houses, never to speak of this spying trip ever again. Well, not until the wedding of course ;)

Extended ending LMAOOO:

As tsukkishima walked into the gym, with the whole team seeing the adorable kiss the two shared (including ukai, takeda, kiyoko, and yachi), nishinoya and tanaka jumped on him, bombarding him with questions and whining as to how the beanpole got a s/o before them. Everyone else was shrieking, the two girls talking about how adorable the kiss was, the guys threatening tsukki to take care you you well before the coaches broke it up, congratulated tsukki and started practice.

Ok that’s it!! I hope y’all liked it and I’m kinda sorry it it’s cheesy and a lil ooc LMAOO but yeah. Leave a like or a comment if u liked it and reblogs really help people see this so do that too pls

[wildernessuntothemselves]

//breathes in//

that was one hella chapter 😭 im rlly baffled at the fact that i alrdy have like my own initial thoughts about the story but the thinking process of the characters are questioning my INITIAL THOUGHTS. You're way of writing constantly challenges my perspective about the story.

Also omg last two chapters huhuhuhu there's so much that could happen in those chapters but I hope that Taehyun would end up with the mc. The mc has been shown a deceiving kind of love and her perception of it is molded according to how beomgyu shaped it to be. She was hindered from exploring the world and its cruelness that she's constantly comparing what kind of love she receives now versus then. Maybe yknow since she hasnt actually had that much experience she's binded to just one standard or expectation (what beomgyu gives). I hope that she wont fall for her abuser no matter what because what he gave was a toxic and deceiving kind of love. I'm just saying deceiving cause of how beomgyu manipulated the situation which made mc think that it's the only love she could get, that no one wanted her.

Also taehyun t_t My mans deserves to be happy bro literally sacrificed a good eyesight 😔 Taehyun deserves to feel and process his emotions :((

I hope that both mc and taehyun gets the actual love that they deserve. The love that roots from kindness, trust, and being gentle. I hope that they both heal and find their own peace as they truly deserve it. Yknow maybe they are the person that they needed to heal from all of these traumas. And to gyu...bro wtf. No cause like im still not over with his sexual abuse to mc 🤨😒

Anyways this has been long 😭 But i hope you're doing good in whatever your tasks are irl and always keep safe. (⁠~⁠￣⁠³⁠￣⁠)⁠~

ps. i would bawl my eyes out and flip mfing tables if she actually ends up with beomgyu 😭

yessss thank you 😭 i feel like i keep trying to mess with the readers' thoughts but i keep failing cuz people are just so in love with tyun than nothing is rattling them 😂

yeah they're only two chapters but so much is still going to happen (so it might turn to three chapters we'll see) and it's going to be even more of a rollercoaster.

yeah oc has lived her whole life being manipulated and restricted by gyu so she can't help but compare tyun to gyu and unintentionally lean towards gyu's kind of all because it's what she believes to be real

if tyun and oc were allowed to explore their relationship without gyu's influence maybe it could've blossomed into something actually healthy and strong (or it might've crashed and burned) but gyu just won't give them space for that exact reason :') and yeah the SA would never be forgiven