#ya know. normal stuff everyone goes through

[varpusvaras]

Dick: What happened to you? You used to be so cute :(

Jason: Puberty

[inf3ct3dd]

streamer!ellie pt.2

summary: i hated the other one of this that i made, so REMAKE TIEM!!!

warnings: miiinor sexual content, shit talking, gay people 😒

authors note: heheheh ples don’t flop this time..

- during her faceless days, she opened up a po box so ppl could send her things, and she made an amazon wishlist and she unboxed stuff on stream 😍😍

- one day she was unboxing a giant box of cat toys. string, those little feather stick things, even that weird automatic flapping fish thing (that she secretly loves and taped to her back one time)

- she was playing with this one toy that was a little fishing reel, and it had string and a little fish on the bottom. she went on and onnn about how shes a self proclaimed “fishing master” while garf chased it around, letting out little meows and growls of frustration.

- eventually, she lost her grip and let go of the pole. she bent down to pick it up, forgetting that her face would be in view. thus, the chat started blowing up.

ewwwbruh: FACE REVEAL

ewwife: EW WE CAN SEE UR FACE

ewwife: JUST THE SIDE BUT WE CAN SEE YOUU

ewssidechick: her nose looks so rideable…

- she got distracted petting garfield, and didn’t realize anything until she stood up. she was getting tagged over and over again on twitter, blurry pictures of her face (curtesy of the shitty webcam) circulating through her subreddit.

- “guys. im gonna erase this from ur memory…” and she literally held up this goofy ass hypnotizer pendelum and started fake hypnotizing everyone like “that never happenedddd” “you don’t know what i look likeeee” “that was fakeeee” “chat that was not reallll”

- and everyone literally js went along with it and pretended it never happened. like ppl were tweeting about it and everyone was like “huh??? what are u talking about bruh??”

- she did the same thing after falling off her rainbow unicorn scooter 😞

- one time she revealed that the “ew” in her username stood for her initials, and everyone was making the most horrendous guesses. elliam willace being the favorite one.

- “guys, my name is not edward wilson??? i am…not a man”

- shes gotten into so much drama…multiple notes app apologies have been issued via her instagram story.

- people would ask her opinions on other streamers, and she’d literally just be like “…i have no idea who that is.” and people would get so MADDDD but homegirl is literally just blatantly unaware

- or she would know , and would literally be like “they’re honestly super annoying and i would rather kill myself than watch them but whatever floats ur boat ig!”

- she played that “womp womp womp womppp” sound effect on her soundboard afterwards.

- SPEAKING OF. she abuses that soundboard sooo much. its so obnoxious and annoying like I SWEARRR!!! she’ll tell a horrible pun and play the crowd laughing and cheering sound effects while literally no one laughed.

“guys. whats the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament??”

“…live streaming.”

(crowd cheering sound effect)

“nooo thank you thank you, you’re all too kind, really!!”

- meanwhile chat was dead silent.

- every time she gets to choose her own name on a game its some dumb shit like "jizzmaster" or "chris fucker"

- “it appears you have entered innapropriate content.” “OHHH LOOK AT EPISODE LOOK AT THESE CORPORATE BIGWIGS TRYING TO CONTROL THE LITTLE MAN???”

- she just ended up naming him “chris phucker”

- like when she played episode on stream and made up really annoying voices for all the characters and made her character look like an elderly man, and made the love interest look like you 😍😍

- she messes up sm on games when she streams normally, but when you're there? she is LOCKED THE FUCK IN. sitting there so focused the entire time just to show off

- whenever she randomly goes silent she just starts SINGING. it's either nicki minaj or some fucking fnaf song

"IS THIS THE THANKS THAT I GET FOR PUTTING U BITCHES ON???"

- speaking of, her favorite fnaf song is def “stay calm” cuz she loves saying “hey kids. Nice to eat ya.”

- bought one of those "i paused my game to be here" tshirts…ironically. you refuse to let her wear it in public

- beefs w kids on fortnite sm... she has definitely gotten banned for saying she was gonna bomb a kids house or fuck their mom 😞

- every time she plays a game, she'll literally sit there and watch an 8 hour long video about the lore. she'll plop down on the couch and watch it like a movie

"did you know everyone actually thought that fnaf one took place in 1993, but it was actually 1992?"

- she definitely had you sit next to her when she played through fnaf because she was lowk scared the entire time whenever she heard you walking around the house while she was playing she'd hear footsteps in the hallway and be like. WHAT THE FUCKKK

-she'd have you right next to her, laying your head on her shoulder and messing with her free hand. if you fell asleep, she would be sitting there slapping her hand over her mouth whenever she gets jumpscared bc she doesn't want you to wake up 😞

- sometimes, while she streams , she plays one handed games and lets you sit and draw on her arm for fun. even got you a whole set of those skin markers so u could go ABSOLUTELY HAM. she got one drawing you did that said “r + e 4eva” tattooed in ur handwriting…such a sap

- she loves watching fan edits of herself...AND OF YOU. she'll be on her burner account with a whole collection on tiktok of edits of you.

ewwsbiggestfan: shes so bad i want her to hit me w her car...

- speaking of. imagine her using that account to make shitty capcut edits of you like

- shes ur biggest fan ongod

-WHILE WE’RE ON THE TOPIC OF “fans”…what if i made a completely new origin story for streamer!ellie and reader. what if they were both streamers….

- OKAY SO BASICALLY.

- you had started streaming about a year before ellie did. butttt, you two did very different types of streaming.

- you weren’t very into like, SERIOUS video games. sure, you played some stuff, like animal crossing and roblox and the sims, but nothing more than that.

- that wasn’t what you were streaming though.

- ever since you were younger, you had been wayyyy into…literature.

-by literature i mean fanfiction. heaps of it.

- actors, anime characters, BOOK CHARACTERS, you were in DEEP

- sometimes, for fun, you used to read them out loud in stupid voices. when you were alone, or with your friends, it was very entertaining

- that’s when you got the idea to start streaming it. if it could entertain your friends, and you, whos to say it wouldn’t entertain other people.

- well, it definitely did. in your first year, you hit 10k followers. people loved you. theyd make edits of you, send in requests of fics for you to read, everything.

- a while later, ellie started gaining more and more popularity. out of all the incomes of fame, fanfiction was the most. abundant!

- one day, you got a request to read an ellie x reader fic. at the time, you barely had any idea who she was, but you decided to just go with it 🤞🏽

- “who the fuck is elliam willace???”

- the fanfic was definitely very…graphic!

- “your hips rolled onto her thigh, her slender, tattooed hand palming at your waist. ‘you’re doing so good babe, fuck.’-“ “GUYS. ISN’T SHE NOT ON MUTE RIGHT NOW???”

- you couldn’t help but giggle the rest of the fic, feeling a nagging heat in your core. you didn’t even know who the girl was, but if this fic was accurate, someone would have to sedate you.

-“im actually. gnawing at the iron bars of my enclosure. GUYS. who is this woman…is she real… if she is. things are about to get WICKED.”

- not very thankful to you at the moment, she was very real. apparently, you and her were streaming at the same time, and your followers raided her stream telling her she was reading about you. her curiosity was obviously piqued, and why would she NOT join the stream?

- creeperewman: im definitely real!

- the text on your screen literally made your stomach fall into your ass. you stood up and legit just walked out of the room, camera still on. was she there the whole time???

- creeperewman: aww 😞 where’d she go she’s so badddd

- you eventually returned after a minute of calming yourself down, and low and behold, she gifted you 100 subs and followed you on instagram.

- she was definitely very real!! and that fanfic was…lore accurate. to say the least 😊

- after you two started dating, the two of you would often show up on eachothers streams. ellie, teaching you how to play cod, and you, reading with her.

- she secretly loves reading the fics people write about her and making fun of them, and every time you stream with her shes “subtly” hinting that you should read about her

sitting there pulling on her collar, looking away like “gee, wonder who you’re gonna pick today” with the worst fake laugh ever.

- “ellie can barely ride a scooter, idk why she’s in the mafia rn…” “you fall off ONE TIME and all of a sudden you cant ride a scooter. bullshit.”

- she makes fun of all the dumb pet names like “babygirl” and “darling” and randomly calls you them and bursts out laughing

- you still read those fics when you’re bored sometimes. and ellie MERCILESSLY makes fun of you for it

“yknow, if you missed me that bad, you should’ve just told me.”

[kcrabb88]

Quinlan Vos and Obi-Wan Kenobi Are Not Normal About Each Other (A Thesis Statement)

Fandom: Quinlan and Obi-Wan have had sex, but it’s a reach to think they could be in love and/or care deeply about each other in some manner, it was just physical (this is not me saying I don't think they have sex I HELLA do and I've written a lot of smut to prove it, but I've seen wayyyy too many posts that basically say they can only be romantic as Padawans and NEVER as adults and/or were just fooling around as teens and didn't have deep feelings in some way whether they're FWB or romantic partners or whatever you like)

Me: *unrolls my scroll* I'm here to make a POINT as an addendum to this post I made recently.

Look at these little darlings! They just met and Quin's already trusting Obi-Wan, and Obi-Wan WANTS Quin to trust him. In another panel from this same comic, Quin helps Obi-Wan with his anxiety and it's very sweet.

Quin's been struggling with the dark side while undercover, and everyone thinks he's really truly fallen and can't be brought back except for Aayla, Tholme, and, YOU GUESSED IT! Obi-Wan. He goes looking for Quinlan on his own and finds him and they chat. Plus, look at this flashback of these little nerds flirting. Quin literally falls into the river and almost dies trying to flirt with Obi-Wan.

What do I even say about this panel??? Look at them!! Look at Quin trusting Obi-Wan with the dark parts of himself and Obi-Wan believing in him? Look at that hand clasp? Like shut up I can't take it.

Obi-Wan refusing to leave Quinlan behind and Quinlan, stubborn Quinlan, listening to him.

Their banter here shows how well they know and play off each other and that joke in the last panel SENDS ME.

This is from the new comic that came out in September, and this is just ONE instance of several of Quinlan mentioning Obi-Wan, who only appears in this comic via a psychometric vision, but Quin keeps bringing him up anyways.

I mean this is. THIS is what made me WANT to know more about Quinlan in the first place! It's not in this gif, but the way Obi-Wan smiles in this scene? The way his eyes light UP? That's love, babey.

I could literally paste so much stuff from Dark Disciple, which to me has always been a QuinObi book in addition to Vostress. Quinlan has fallen (pretty much without understanding he has because he so badly wants to uncover Sidious) and missing his check-ins with Obi-Wan, but Obi-Wan keeps going back to their bar over and over again and he's been waiting for like, two hours at this point when Ventress comes in.

"Not him." Okay, buddy. Okay. Obi-Wan has like three panic attacks and outright defies his fellow council members at various points through this book because he believes so hard in Quinlan. He is INSISTENT that Quinlan can be brought back to the light.

These two pages made me SOB.

"She saved Quinlan" in italics. Not just his life, but his spirit. Those italics speak for themselves. And "Vos knew he could never repay Kenobi for that, but he has the rest of his life to try." Do ya, Quin? The rest of your life, huh?

Anyhow, truly, this is just me scratching the surface as I was limited by only being able to use 10 photos in a post. I��m leaving out sooo many other examples. You don't have to ship them! But these guys care a lot about each other and saying that it's just, impossible for them to have romantic feelings on posts or fics where the creator is, indeed, shipping them is ... weird. So is trying to overlay other ships onto specifically QuinObi content.

This has been a PSA.

[notdiabolika]

Sakamakis Defend Their S/O From Bullying.

Whatever may have happened, they're here for you. Kind of.

[Português]

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“Oi, chichinashi, where ya think you're going?”

He’s probably the one who started it, being someone who likes to make fun of others. But he realizes it went too far when others joined and you left the room without saying anything. He'd try to go after you and say sorry.

“Y’know, if it bothers you that much I won't do it again. Only if you're asking for it. I'll take care of whoever tries to go too far with you...”

"I'll take care" translates to "nose punching".

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“Nfu, you make such a kawaii face when you're upset.”

He's taking advantage of the fact you're vulnerable to slide his arms around you, mess with your hair and tease, most likely trying to distract and make you pay attention to >him<. The only difference from Laito’s usual behavior is that, actually, he takes this more seriously than he's letting on.

Out of nowhere, it appears that one of the people who made fun of you all of a sudden had a super dirty secret released to the public!

“Eh? I wonder who did that… ♪”

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“…”

Oh. These people don't know who they're messing with. They can feel Kanato’s stare piercing through their souls, but most likely will only whisper something about him being weird. Once given the chance, he'll pull you closer and suck your blood pretty aggressively – he’s incredibly upset.

“How dare they talk like this?! You're my doll. Can't they see it?”

He'll need a lot to calm down. If something like that happens again, you can expect him throwing around your bully’s stuff and screaming a lot.

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“Haa… have you all ran out of better things to do?”

He's usually so quiet, so when he suddenly opens his eyes and starts defending you, it isn't a surprise to find out everyone goes silent. He wouldn't bring up the subject again, but if you did talk to him about it, he’d smile a bit teasingly.

“What? I simply decided to respond since you weren't doing anything. Don't mistake it for kindness. I'm a vampire after all. If you want to pay me back, maybe give me a sip of your blood.”

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“... Shut up!”

A straight punch to their face and Subaru is now in detention and/or receiving a scolding from Reiji. He didn't think nor hesitate as soon as everyone started laughing and you were left keeping your head down. Of course, he'll still blatantly deny that he cares about you, but it’s getting clearer.

“Don’t get the wrong idea! They were asking for a punch on their face anyway. I-it’s not about you, so don’t be so damn selfish!”

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“I believe some students are in need of serious reprimand.”

Normally, he wouldn't care much about bullying, but he will intervene if it's getting more common and out of hand. Reiji has a lot of influence in Ryoutei Academy. He builds his image around being proactive and serious, so if he tells something should stop, it will stop. A lot of people respect or fear him by his attitude alone.

“Don't worry, it won't happen again. But I suppose that if such a pattern repeats itself, we might have some students expelled very soon.”

(shameless redesign from my Instagram not_so_diabolik_lovers)

[seleneprince]

What are your thoughts on Taryn from TCP?

I know what she did was like wrong, on all levels. Betrayal and stuff but I genuinely think that a lot of the fandom kind of overreact? Like I genuinely feel like it's a small form of internalised sexism but I ain't a therapist so this like my hypothesis?

I really think that Taryn is just an example of how desperate someone can be when they want to fit in, to the point they do horrible things just to 'survive', in a way. Is it weird to say that I think Taryn has a lot of self-hatred?

Like you can tell she resents her human nature a lot already, but i wonder how deep it really goes.

I hope Holly Black will give Taryn her own book (I know she has her own book, but like an actual book with her own adventures, ya know?)

Oh wow I wasn't expecting this, but I'm more than glad to answer

I admit I was on the board of hating Taryn for what she did at first. While I can understand her motives (with time) I still didn't agree with her, because we see Jude's pov willing to do anything for her and it's obvious Taryn doesn't return the sentiment. She felt ungrateful and selfish to me, but then, that's the thing right? We only see things from Jude's pov, and even though she's pretty self aware compared to most first pov fantasy protagonists, her narrative can still be biased and not completely accurate to reality.

Taryn's betrayal pissed me off a lot, not only because she did that to the one sister that's always been ready to let herself be step on for her, but because I read Jude's pov of said betrayal and I felt the pain, the anger with her.

As time passed and I got to revisit this books more times, I came to the same conclussion as you did. Yes, Taryn did some questionable stuff, and to her own sister no less. But she did it because she desesperately wanted the same thing as Jude: To fit in Faerie. The difference was their methods. Jude went by earning her place through blood and schemes (and she was a fucking icon for that) while Taryn went for it by playing the fae's games. They both did morally grey shit to prove themselves and everyone that they belonged in that world. They're humans with Fae hearts, raised by their parents' murderer. Of course they're going to do morally fucked up stuff. They've never been allowed to be remotely normal.

However, we can acknowledge and understand a character's motives and still resent them, and that's the thing with Taryn in the fandom. While most of us can agree she had valid reasons to do what she did, she's hated because the victim of her actions was Jude, her sister, whom we see from her pov how loyal and protective she is of Taryn. Jude is no saint, but she never actively hurt any of her family. It has nothing to do with internalized sexism.

And that said, she won me over inmediately when she killed Locke and didn't have an OUNCE of regret for it. Fucking icon too. I stopped hating her right away.

Taryn is a complex character that's neither good or bad, just like Jude. She does what she deems necessary to get what she wants, and she makes mistakes. It makes her realistic. And I think that alone makes her better than a LOT of fantasy protagonists.

[justkissmewip]

hhjkdshkashd crashing out about how cute K is.... teasing them at every available opportunity is now my favourite thing to do they're sosososo cute and i love their reactions sm!!!! but then there's A. UGHHH i need to strangle them. or kiss them. both i think i'm kind of obsessed with them. E's such a mysterious character to me like... they feel so normal but not?? i can never read them. anyways i'm determined!! to know more about them. studying E under a microscope rn.

also your narration is so funny?? i love love LOVE reading mc's inner thoughts and reactions to stuff they always have me giggling (that may just be because of the stuff i chose personality-wise but i trust that you're funny all the way through your writing regardless) and I HOPE YOUR EDITING PROGRESS GOES WELL!! <33 sending love this IF is so fun hehe

I'm really glad that you like all the characters! K is very easy to tease, A is too honestly. E is definitely a little bit different than the others, although they all are quite odd lol. You'll get to know E better next chapter, that's for sure!

I'm so happy you find my writing funny :) Sometimes I wonder if it comes across okay haha. Just because I think it's funny doesn't mean everyone does, ya know? Thank you so much for the support!

[dolladooley]

the dooley davenports x black!reader | general hcs

contains: adam, bree, chase, leo

a/n: this will get zero notes but idc i am pioneering ts for lab rats. gif credit goes to him (me. bc i am him.) 💯

adam

i have always been very loud about my belief that adam marries a black woman or man in the future

and i mean LOUD

he 100% does

the first time he meets u he's like woah

prettay

he likes watching how your hair bounces as you descend the stairs or even just walking on flat ground

he likes how u speak to him

you call everyone lil nicknames so whenever u say "baby" he's like 😃

u help him with school stuff

bc you smart 💯

okayyyy scholar 😍😍😍

sorry

anyway

he loves seeing u

you anchor him

keep him from doing ridiculous shit that can get him hurt yk

turn into ur mom fr

he fidgets with his fingers a lot so he be playing in your hair

gently pulling strands so they spring back and wrapping em around his finger (ESPECIALLY when they're freshly moisturized and wet)

y'all are just saur cute to see

he's a big hugger so he rests his cheek against ur head and ur lil curls tickle him

and bonus points if you're significantly shorter than him

it's an adorable image when u hold hands

bc ur this lil person that is clearly able to easily escape restraint and u got ur tall white boy that's a lil dumb but happy to be here with u nonetheless

i love adam lawd

bree

bisexual queen

anyway

u guys become friends very quick

she complimented ur jewelry (a lil gold necklace) and u were like "aw thanks gang"

and from that u sparked a conversation and became very good friends very fast

she introduced u to her brothers, allat

u guys meet in the library every morning or u go to the nearby coffee shop before school starts

get some polite lil drinks and just.. talk :)

if you guys were to pack ur own lunches every day, y'all would do snack trades a lot

you defend her a lot against her brothers 💀

the first time you said "boy shut up" to chase she got hearts in her eyes fr /hj

when she realizes she might have a lil crush, she doesn't act too strange but she is a little bit different

she hugs for a little longer than normal, just to enjoy the scent of ur moisturizer and ur hair products

when y'all have sleepovers she always cuddles close

she loves to cook with u

u show her recipes you got from ya mama and she enjoys them every time

she stares at ur lips when u eat

and talk

and

do anything at all

they are very kissable what can she say

chase

lord.

he's infatuated

INFATUATED

he only knew leo so he had no idea black ppl could be so fine /j

the first time he sees you, a little notification in his eyebawl goes off like "heartrate rising. entering cooldown." and it's SO LOUD to him

turns out you and leo are already friends

which is NOT helpful

because now whenever you're at the house he's frantic as hell

either trying to interact with you (extremely awkwardly) or hiding in the lab so he doesn't embarrass himself further

bree would come down like "just go talk to them loser" and he's like "I CAN'T 😭😭😭😭😭😭"

when she finally forces him to quit being a punk and at least say hi, he comes upstairs to see u looking out at the view

the sun shining through their big ass windows glows gold on your skin and to him you look like a god

he flees /hj

HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO ACT

he eventually pulls himself together and soon feels like a fool

because talking to you is SO EASY ?

you exude a charm he has never seen heard or experienced from anyone else before

the way u speak to him makes him melt

that being said never call him a pet name

ever

a simple "sugar" or even just "baby" will make him overheat and shut down

leo

i'm already laffing

y'all are funny as SHIT

you were classmates before the davenports came in but you weren't really friends until after they did

you helped leo show them around the school and the two of you cracked plenty of jokes along the tour

many that the bionic trio did not understand LMFAOO

you two are so fun together and everyone can see it, even the trio who be fighting for they lives whenever y'all are speaking to each other /j

leo probably tells u ab the whole bionic secret after you witness one too many close calls and the way you handle it makes his baby crush grow exponentially

like YOURE SO COOL???? DIDNT EVEN BLINK AT THIS ABSURD ASS PIECE OF INFORMATION???? GOD THEYRE COOL AS FUCK

you guys share hair information and you bring home hotel shampoo's for y'all to share LMFAO

he let you give him waves once

it was comedic

tasha loves you

she didn't know you for a while because leo never brought you up when y'all were just classmates but after y'all became actual friends, you'd get mentioned here and there

the first time he has you come over is to work on a school project

she meets you and is like omg hai i'm leo's mom

and he's kinda like 😐 pushing her away like he did in the avalanche episode with janelle LMFAO

you like "why you so mean to yo mama" and it makes him sweat /j

you like tasha too and you guys often have tea together when leo is late for y'all's lil hangouts

she gasses you up to leo all the time like he didn't know you first

"your friend, [name]? they're cute!!!" "i know mom" "go ahead and ask that out" "MOM"

he eventually does (it was actually you but he tells tasha it was him)

[ohwolfling]

So I re-read your "Gale gets a bj" fic, because it's one of my favorite things, and I was wondering... do you think Gale immediately starts finding it easier to let Tav do things for him/to him in bed, or does it take a while, with maybe some or a lot of protesting/fussing until he can relax and enjoy it? And I guess the same question out of bed as well: when does he let himself be taken care of by someone other than Tara?

First, thank you so much for reading and rereading. I'm glad it resonates. ��

What I think is so appealing about any relationship dynamic in Baldur's Gate 3 is that inherently these people have to lean on one another. You have to be open enough to say when you need to rest, when your personal shit will heighten danger or offer a boon. You eat together. You camp together. And when you add romance to that... it's romance born of your worst circumstances so to some extent your worst self. So in little ways, Gale (& everyone) are forced into this sort of communal openness.

I think that a Gale who gets to go on and live a life, especially with a partner he trusts, is probably thrilled by trust. It's scary but it's a but it's an adrenaline rush. You're dealing with that buzzy, chaotic feeling of being in love, the confusing cocktail of emotions after several near death experiences, and you keep doing this Big NoNo- WANTING, TRUSTING- but instead of certain doom you just get your needs met or you compromise or even if you get a no you get to live and read a book and make pasta or whatever.

So I think that by the time Gale and Tav are building a deeper relationship or even an entire life together some of the MANY walls he has up as Wizard of Waterdeep™️ and Mystra's Chosen™️ are down for Tav. They might pop up in unexpected places - you don't know your triggers until they trigger you- but most of the time Gale is open to being Gale.

Here's my idea of that timeline, results may vary depending on your Tav or your interpretation of Gale, but ya know:

1-3 months post danger of knee-jerk "anything you need? Is this good? No but I can make this a celestial four way, are you sure?" And because Gale thought he was gonna ctrl alt del after that first time with Tav, he accepts the let's bone normal because I want YOU thing and so is comfortable accepting it each time. His acts of service extend far past the bedroom so I imagine this time period probably has a lot of panic attacks or just so worked up he's vibrating about like... bringing breakfast in bed, trying to make EVERY DINNER a romantic dinner, stuff like that.

Performance giving sex god Gale is a thing he actually enjoys but I really think that goes on for A WHILE. I don't think that stops until Tav stops it (the choice I made for the fic) or some other big thing occurs that flips the switch in his brain into, "oh, we're just... we're together and no one is leaving over a bad mood or a bad day." Theres definitely space here too for potential breaks or break ups honestly because in having no boundaries he might accidentally disrespect his partner's boundaries or start shutting down himself without realizing it because ultimately one way relationships make him miserable... but he doesn't know anything else.

But outside of that, if he has a partner who will communicate with him and meet him where he is, if he has wizard therapy, if he has the tools and support system to unpack the abusive god marriage he escaped, I don't think he's someone who fusses or protests. It is very clear (to me at least) that Gale's people pleasing, performing, and chasing of greatness were maladaptive coping mechanisms born from a boy who genuinely wanted to care for people and animals and loves entertaining people and loves learning. Gale is so interesting because his flaws aren't the opposite of him. He's very much himself. His traits just mutated to navigate wizard academia, Waterdhavian politics, & an abusive relationship he was groomed into through all of it, from childhood. If pleasing and teasing him makes his partner happy, that's ultimately his goal.

I'll say too that while I think Gale's default in a mortal relationship would be a kind of submission I am very pro Soft Dom Gale. I don't think Gale would have any framework in the timeline of the game to consider that sex can be a fluid give and take, that domination doesn't need to be godhood or invented orgasm heaven, that the dynamics of a relationship and the existence of love will remain unchanged or even strengthened by that sort of exploration sexually. With Mystra, intimacy is a CHALLENGE. A test. She teased him with a bigger world of magic, a space and a home only she could get to, and I think a common misread is that he wanted to dominate her... but if he talks to the mirror in the little hidden wizard workshop about his desires his true desire and being home, in his tower, and it being a safe haven for him and a partner. Gale wanted equality. Gale wanted to take her home or else become worthy of her home.

That was A LOT but I have so many thoughts about Gale!!!

[weasleywinchester]

Save Yourself - Ch. 19

Dean Winchester x Female Reader

Oh For One So Pure

Series Summary: “I promise.” Those two words would trap you in a life you never wanted. You are an artist, a hunter, a Winchester. And yet the pain in Dean’s eyes as demanded you live the life he wants you live, you couldn’t say no. You met the Winchesters by chance, found out they were real people. And you figured it was a once in a life time thing, but then Dean called you, and so did a new job. Both leading to the life you wanted, a family that didn’t begin or end in blood and a once in a life time love. And he said leave it and him behind, forget. But you can’t. Chapter Summary Jack is gone. Well, you know exactly where he is; with Mary in what you’ve all agreed is the Apocalypse world. Do any of you know how to get there? No. But what are Winchesters really good at? Distracting themselves with hunting. When Donna calls in a favor for hunting down a possible not-so-supernatural creep, the three of you practically leap through the phone. But this case, and the multiverse problem none of you know how to untangle, bring up some dormant feelings about what it means to be a hunter… and even more about what it means to be a Winchester.

Warnings: Cannon typical violence, some fluff, some sad feels

You’ve been a Winchester long enough to have seen some crazy shit. And you’ve been a Supernatural fan long enough to know all the crazy shit. And when Donna called in a favor to find her niece, you kinda hoped it would be the most black and white monster case you could find. And as expected it was not. Finding a black market ebay for body parts wasn’t something you thought could exist. But if there’s a market, someone will always be there to fill it.

“I can’t believe you’ve been through this.” You grimace as Doug’s temporary fangs disappear.

“At least everyone here has souls.” Dean looks over at Sam, who purses his lips together as if he wishes he could forget that whole incident. Your phone buzzes in your pocket and you quickly silence it.

“That’s the fourth time it’s rung.” Dean comments, raising a brow at you.

“Becky. I missed the last two meetings.” You confess. You were normally pretty good about warning her when you’d be busy with a hunt; but everything with Jack being so unpredictable…

“Call her back, we should be back at the bunker tomorrow.” Dean gives your hand a squeeze. You nod and walk out into the brisk night air.

“Hey, sorry about the last couple of weeks-”

“THANK GOD YOU’RE ALIVE!” She shouts into the phone. “I thought the worst when your phone kept going to voicemail.” She lets out a long sigh, taking a few deep breaths.

“I could see that.” You chuckle.

“Don’t give me a heart attack like that!”

“I’ll do better in the future.” You hold up your hand in surrender. “But what’s up?”

“I have a few design projects I thought you could brainstorm on… And Sera’s been asking about the possibility of continuing the Supernatural books?” Her voice goes an octave higher at the mention of the books.

“Send me the ideas for the stuff to design-”

“Doug, wait!” You hear Donna yell.

“I’ll get back to you about the books-” You reach for the door to go back inside when it swings open and Doug runs into you.

“Doug?” You frown as he gathers himself. “Becky, I gotta go.” You abruptly hang up, lightly grabbing Doug’s shoulder. “Hey, what’s the rush?”

He stops, looking at you over his shoulder.

“Why do you stay?” He whispers, the defeat clear in his voice.

“Well, I sure as hell wasn’t going to leave Donna high and dry-“

“Why do you stay with Dean? Knowing about the– the monsters?” He corrects. The panic rolls off of him like a fog, tendrils curling and whispering for you to get lost in it. 

“What do ya mean?”

“Your husband fights vampires, werewolves… monsters! Things that aren’t supposed to exist! How can you stay?” He harshly whispers, as if saying it too loud makes it any more true. You stare blankly at him; sure you’ve seen plenty of people shaken after their first encounter with the supernatural; but Doug? He’s had to have seen gruesome stuff in his time on the force.

“It’s his job,” you frown, “It would be the same if he were in the military or law enforcement.” You watch as he recedes into his whatever panic storm is happening in his mind. “Are you ok? Did you talk with Donna?” You place a hand on his shoulder, his whole body deflating at your touch.

“I wanted to be a cop to help folks. I didn’t sign on for monsters.” He looks off into the distance, the recent horrors he just witnessed clearly dancing in front of his eyes.

“That’s all Dean and Sam do, save people.” You smile, leaning forward until you catch his gaze. “They unfortunately didn’t have a no monster option. It’s also why Dean gets three hours of sleep a week, can drink a liquor store dry and has enough trauma that any regular person would go insane.”

“And you’re ok with that?” He scoffs, shaking his head at all the terrifying possibilities about what your words mean.

“I didn’t marry him because I think I can fix him. I love him, as he is.” You shrug, watching the thoughts churn in his head as he tries to figure out the next move. “You’re really going to give up Donna because she fights monsters?” You haven’t spent nearly as much time with Donna as you like, but the one thing you know for sure if you both will hang onto your husbands no matter the price.

“I don’t think I’m strong enough.” He whispers. You sigh, pulling him into a hug.

“She thinks you are. And so do I.” You squeeze him tight. “Can I tell you something?” You ask as you let him go. He gives you a small nod, wiping a tear away. “Leaving Donna won’t make the fear go away. It won’t stop you from looking at every person differently. It won’t change the fact that you know what lurks in the dark. But trust me when I say that having her by your side is better than any future without her.” He studies you for a moment, brain calculating all the scenarios.

“Does Dean feel that about you?” He whispers. 

The question punches you right in the gut. It should have been a simple answer. A yes of course he does, that’s why we're married. But your mouth feels like it’s full of sand. Every moment where Dean has pushed you away, told you to leave, to forget, comes rushing to the forefront. And here you stand. Telling Doug he should stay; that he should want to stay. But you have no evidence that it would be good for him; that he could continue on with his life as normal. The one thing you learned being with Dean is that you were involved with the family business whether you wanted it or not. It’s just how it went being close to a hunter.

The motel door creaks open, Sam and Donna making their way to the car.

“Ready sweetheart?” Dean asks, taking your hand.

“Ya.” You smile at him, giving his hand a squeeze as you turn back to Doug. “Talk with Donna, she deserves that. You both deserve to make a decision together.” You give Doug a small smile, letting Dean guide you to the car.

_______

One thing nice about driving with the boys is you could boot Sammy to the front and sprawl out in the back. Dean even keeps a little blanket in the trunk for you. Leather seats are three things: cold, hot or sticky. Can’t have baby makin you uncomfortable sweetheart. You smile at the memory as you stare at the back of Dean’s head. The rain gently thumps at the windows, Sammy’s fingers clacking against the keys of his laptop.

“You were a little tough on Donna back there.” Dean states, keeping his voice low to not disturb you.

“What?” Sam frowns, the clacking coming to an abrupt stop.

“Just sayin’.” Dean shrugs, taking in a deep breath. He couldn’t believe he told Donna to let Doug go; Sam, telling her to let the love of her life go. 

“Was I wrong? I mean, when has knowing us ever worked out for anyone?” His eyes flick to you as you roll to face the back of the seat.

“(Y/N)?” Dean shrugs.

“What?”

“It’s worked out for (Y/N), according to her.” Dean clarifies.

“Oh ya, I bet she always dreamed of falling in love with a guy who constantly tells her she can’t be a hunter because she could die. And who constantly makes life altering decisions for her.” Sam deadpans.

“We save people, Sam.” He points out. Save tons of people, every day, every year. That has to count for something.

“Yeah, we also get people killed, Dean. Kaia, for instance. She helped us and she died for it. And the list of (Y/N) getting hurt or almost dead isn’t exactly short.”

“Hey, look, I know you’re in some sort of a—” 

“No, no, no, don’t – don’t… You keep saying I’m in a dark place, but I’m not, Dean. Everything I’m saying is the truth. It’s our lives. And I tried to pretend it didn’t have to be. I tried to pretend (Y/N) would be safe, that we could have Mom back and Cas and – and help Jack. But we can’t. This ends one way for us, Dean. It ends bloody.”

The three of you sit in silence. Dean always told you he would go down fighting; it always seemed to be the hand he was dealt. He just never actually died, so you both had agreed that maybe that’s not the true end designed for him. But Sam giving up on the happily ever after? That was just as bad as you giving up…

“You’re the reason she holds on so tight.” He whispers, seeing Sam turn toward him out of the corner of his eye. “You told her to always keep fighting; to fight for the life she wants, to fight for me. I was prepared to let her go years ago. Prepared for my soul to ache for the rest of my life.” He accuses. “But you’re the one who said to not give her up. To fight for her. Why –”

“Maybe I shouldn’t have.” Sam interrupts. You shift in your seat, moving your blanket to muffle the sound of your heart breaking.

_______

One would think spending their whole life fighting everything that lurks in the dark would make it uncomfortable. But as Sam lays in the pitch black of his room, he feels calm. He’s embraced the fact that he lives in the dark, like some creature waiting for whatever fight is next. No searching for something to hold on to, for hope about the future.

God was no better than any other supernatural being, Mom and Jack are as good as dead… After tossing and turning he gets up, easily making his way down the hall in the dark. He stops at your studio door and listens; he can hear the faint clicking of your keyboard accompanied by a faint static noise he can only assume is music. He gently pushes the door, you’re bopping your head along to whatever’s coming through your headphones as you mess with a project on your computer.

He lets his eyes wander around the room; it’s filled with fabric, blank canvases, half painted paintings, partially done costumes and a large wall of books. This room is very much you; warm, inviting and filled with things that make you happy. It was often a safe space for him, both when you were in it and when you weren’t. You both had many late night conversations about anything that came to mind, talked through a lot of the darkness he carried with him.

“Geezus Sammy!” You jump out of your chair, nearly knocking over your water bottle. “Scared the tarts out of me!” You move it out of arms reach and slide off your headphones.

“Right, sorry.” He frowns. You tilt your head to the side, walking over to him and gently taking his hands in yours.

“You ok?” you ask. He gives you a curt nod, eyes looking anywhere but at you.

“Whatever happened to that painting, the one with the two hands holding onto each other?”

“It’s here, haven’t got around to hanging it up.” You pull it out from a stack that’s leaned against the wall, putting it up on your easel and sliding the fabric sheet off to reveal it.

“Always keep fighting.” Sam mumbles, his fingers gently tracing the words. It’s written dozens of times in the background, your perfect sloppy writing making it feel like you’re telling him to do just that.

“Sammy!” You yell over your shoulder in the general direction of his room.

“Ya?” He yells back.

“Come here!”

He pads down the hall, standing in your doorway.

“Need you to hand model with me.” You wave him over. You take one hand, having  him wrap his fingers around your wrist while you do the same. “Now pull.”

He pulls, a little too hard, and you ram into his chest.

“Not that hard Sammy!” you giggle. 

“Ok, ok… not that hard. Got it.”

He huffs in amusement at the memory. It seemed silly at the time but it’s moving to see your hand holding him up, keeping him from slipping away.

“Why is one side written upside down?”

“Because love flows both ways.” You rotate the picture so now his hand is holding yours. You slot your hand into his, leaning your head on his arm as the two of you study it.

“What if holding on was the mistake?” He asks.

“It wasn’t.” You can feel him shift against you. “I didn’t walk into this life blind Sam.” You bite down on your tongue, praying the tears not to slip down your face. “I-”

He pulls you into his arms, squeezing you tight. He has always pulled you closer; pulled you into the hunting life, into his brother’s life, into his own life. Selfish. It was the only word that came to his mind. He always thought that karma would follow through. That every single monster he and Dean put in the ground would let them have just a sliver of something good. And he was hoping it would be you. But maybe Dean was right this whole time, you’ll only end up hurt or dead.

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[that-yeerk-you-know]

So, you remember that old kids book series, Animorphs?

Aubrey: The ones with the unnerving, weird-ass covers being carried around by the dorkiest kid in 2nd Grade? Yeah, those ones. I was that kid. Just a normal human kid being wisped away the corny YA sci-fi of last decade (I was late to the show ok?). Turns out some kids grow up, first into miserable boys, then into slightly happier girls, then have a relatively boring, normal life, with those boring, normal troubles everyone goes through. No powers, no special friends, shit like that. I was going to grow up, get a job, and die. "Too late to explore the world and too early to explore the stars", that kinda stuff. Then something else happened, I wasn't alone anymore. Queue entrance Magnolia H. stage left, (or right, ear doesn't really matter.) Turns out those funny little stories had some truth to them, and I was now host to the funniest, silliest truth I'd heard in 2 decades. There was a real, honest-to-god Yeerk in my head. And there's no way I could get rid of it. 🪱: Y'know those really sketchy waterways out back by your friends house that is just rife with algae and god-knows-what in them that you swim in anyways, because you're 6 and could care less about shadows in the water? That's where I came from. I don't know how I got there, or how I got here, I just know that's where I am. Aubrey is my host. I get a body to research, experience, and learn with, and she gets someone to share tea and yap about Warhammer Lore with. It's really quite a good system. We made this account to hopefully further my end of the bargain, to see if there's others like us, to hopefully reach out and hear something back from someone, anyone, who can help us understand what's going on. So, in the meantime, sit down, grab a drink, and read the ramblings of a Slug and her Host.

[omnikid6]

Mystery kids remake comic pt 12 episode 2

(The scene transitions through a pan, coming to a parlor scattered with old broken furniture. Neil suspiciously kicks at an old chair while Mabel peeks behind dusty curtains, and Raz is in the foreground with goggles over his eyes, using clairvoyance. Dipper opens a closet, and stares. Against the dark wood of the closet's back wall is an even deeper black-a large triangle almost as tall as he is. He takes a moment to rub his eyes; the triangle seems to be talking to itself...)

Bill Cipher: ... HM, THIS WASN'T A PROPER SUMMO-OH BOY, LOOKS LIKE I'M A LITTLE EARLY! WELL, YOU'VE GOT YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU KID, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. UNTIL THEN, SWEET DREAMS!

(-With snap of its fingers and a flash, the triangle vanishes, and Dipper blinks his eyes open with a start.)

Dipper Pines: Aa

Mabel Pines: What's wrong, broseph?

Dipper Pines: (Uncertain) I... I think it was my nightmare, but... it's already gone.

Neil Downe: If it's gone, isn't that good?

Dipper Pines: I guess.... C'mon, that means there's only two to go.

Mabel Pines: That's the spirit! Nothing's gonna stop this train from rollin'!

Neil Downe: Yeah!

Lancer: Hurray, another victory!

(The two high-five, and lead the way down the hall to the next room,)

Lancer: And we still owe it to you, will take forever

Ralsei: Look

(They all listen to Ralsei)

Ralsei: there is an inscription

(They all come to the door and look at the writing, open it if you dare.)

Mabel Pines: So we believed it.

Susie: A door with threats. What a nightmare of a motivation. Okay, screw you, I'm opening it.

(She opens the door and there is another tunnel in front of him, but suddenly someone comes up to them, and it was a creepy mutated dog and a fire monster, it is immediately obvious that the fire monster is a fear demon, which made Neil and Susie stunned, and the two begin to pounce on them, but Razputin Aquato attacks with his psionic blasts on the dog, but only smashes him, Ralsei tries to calm down with his prayers on the fire monster and the dog, but only fell into a rage)

Ralsei: What else can we do?!

Razputin Aquato: Neil and Susie You are welcome to help win x!

Susie: UMM... Ro.. I'm

Neil Downe: (Frightened) "But it's a dog, and it's hurt, and-"

Razputin Aquato: Don't think of it as a dog, it's a really good movie prop?

(He pauses to study the hydraulics responsible for the chest-mouth before the mutant lunges again.)

Ralsei: Listen, it's normal to be afraid, but don't let nightmares happen. Gain the upper hand over you,

Lancer: They are right, guys! Yes

Mabel Pines: What are ya waiting for? You got this, man! Slug that sucker!"

Lancer: Yes

(voodashiv both of them fight with their nightmares first goes Neil ready to fight with the mutant dog and he pokes with his loshka fork right into the chest and he spews smoke and disappears, meanwhile the fire monster bows from Susie's attacks than gloats but he dies from Susie's attacks)

Susie: Enough already!

(And they won)

Ralsei: Guys, you did it!

Dipper Pines and Mabel Pines and Lancer: Well done guys

Neil Downe: (Relieved) "I am so glad that was not real."

Susie: Yes, but a good slap, and then both cruelty and nasi I just need a great option

(But Susie feels something strange in her stomach and she spews fire, which shocks everyone.)

Susie: Now I, Dragon!!!

Lancer: Hooray Susie!!!

Dipper Pines: So, I'm very glad that Susie received the ability of the mech, let's pass on the important topic, what was it even from where?

Neil Downe: Um, so... Me and Norman watch horror movies together a whole lot. Usually I don't mind them, 'cause I know it's all fake movie stuff, but sometimes if a dog like, gets hurt or is one of the monsters, I... kinda get really upset."

Mabel Pines: I understand completely."

Razputin Aquato: "Makes sense. Haven't you told him about it though?"

Lancer: Didn't he say

Susie: That's it

Neil Downe: Nah, he's usually pretty good about it, he just forgets sometimes. He'd feel really bad if he knew about this though... It's from one of his favorites, so if you guys could... not mention it, that'd be good."

(The others nod or otherwise agree, and he wraps them all in a hug.)

Neil Downe: (Cheerfully) "You guys know what this means, right? Only Raz's nightmare is left!"

(-Raz's smile disappears.)

Razputin Aquato: I hope it'll be as easy as yours, but I have a feeling it won't. I've dealt with a lot of stuff that would give anyone nightmares."

Dipper Pines: "We'll be there to help you out no matter what man. You've already helped... most of us, so we should return the favor."

Razputin Aquato: "Thanks. Chances are it's already something I've beaten the crap out of before though, I can do it again."

Mabel Pines: Yeah! Punching stuff! Let's go find that nightmare and show it who's boss!"

(-Mabel leads the way out the others right on her heels, their morale boosted by her cheer and the ease of their task so far.)

Dipper Pines: Pines: I can ask those

Ralsei: Which

Dipper Pines: What is this apocalypse that Susie was talking about?

Ralsei: Yes. This apocalypse is called "the roaring" if the fountains are too many, the world will fall into chaos, creatures known as titans will sow chaos on the earth. All the dark will eventually turn to stone, and the light will be left to their fate

(And Dipper started to think)

[smoked-salmon-official]

tarmac & victory & djd on the peaceful tyranny II

-takes place in the DJD ending

-victory and the djd become mercenaries (thank you to cliff note anon for the idea). they are killers, there is no changing that, so may as well use their talent to keep a livelihood. fuel, energon, and other miscellaneous expenses cost money afte rall

-they quicky develop a reputation for being willing to take on any job, no matter how dangerous or questionable. combined with their already existing reputation as the literal fucking djd and the child of megatron and optimus, business is big and money is flowing

-victory avoids being too brutal if the job doesnt require but if it does they kinda let the djd go crazy. they don't really care for it themself but hey, dismembering some poor sod is easier than therapy

-when soundblaster dumps tarmac on victory, she is left with no choice but to stay. victory is not forcing tarmac to stay here or even do anything, but shes kinda being held hostage. she has no ship, no connections, not even a map, and shes pretty sure that if she disobeys victory the djd is literally going to kill her. keep in mind, this is also tarmac's literal first time outside the four walls of delphi

-victory tries to get tarmac to join them on jobs but the first time the djd walked back covered in blood tarmac purged her tanks. she does that several more times. clearly, she is NOT suited for this. victory thinks shes pathetic and needs to grow up, needs to be tough and strong like they are (never mind the fact that extreme trauma is the reason that they are the way they are)

-tarmac wants none of this. she just wanted to know more about the father she never met. and if this is his legacy... maybe they would have been better off never meeting.

-tarmac is a well adjusted person with a normal moral compass. she also knows none of the context behind how the djd and victory ended up this way. so of course she is disgusted, horrified, and scared for her own life. she is just a kid who wants a normal life, wants to see first aid and ambulon again, have friends, maybe start dating someone, go to medical school - just a normal life!! not this stuff...

-victory accidentally traumatizes tarmac by telling her exactly what pharma created her to do and also how tarn's actions necessitated that. and then tarmac understands why pharma never loved her - to him she was a physical embodiment of the torment tarn put him through (and very much enjoyed)

-victory doesn't mean to threaten, hurt, or scare tarmac at all. actually, they have quite good intentions (good by victory standards anyways), but they have such a warepd view of the world, relationships, and social cues that it all comes out so damn wrong

-thus tarmac spends most of her time in the med bay w nickel who is actually a good teacher and probably the most approachable out of anyone the ship (the djd literally does not care, and victory is well victory). also, tarmac would still like to become a medic and later a doctor, so better get the training in now. and ya if she can say that she was a medic on a ship the size of peaceful tyranny II that'll look great on the resume..?

-the way things go is that the peaceful tyranny II goes to the ship/planet it wants, starts blaring the empyrean suite, go do their business, and then nickel & tarmac come n patch em up. tarmac is very, very squeamish about blood despite growing up on delphi around pharma (because pharma was determined to hide the fucked up kid he made, from everyone but especially from tarn) and yeah shes throwing up a lot. also she hates classical music now

-victory tries, very poorly, to bond with tarmac. what the fuck do you kids even like. do you want to uhhhhhhh go kill someone with me. do you want some of tarn's engex (tarmac is not old enough to drink).

-all in all, tarmac is kind of miserable but no ones really hurting them much. she is amazed by how desensitized victory is to this all - she understands with the djd, this is literally their job, but what even happened to victory? how did they become this way?

-tarmac & the peaceful tyranny II somehow run into the lost light. tarmac either runs away w them, or she tells her shitty situation to someone like rodimus. rodimus is like, victory cmon. in exchange for letting you go and not calling cybertron command PLEASE give us tarmac you are not cut out for this.

-also ambulon and first aid are aboard the LL!! yay!!!

-victory is probably honestly gonna let tarmac go. its not even wroth it shes kinda pathetic

-this is even better/funnier if you imagine it w @mistermalaprop (im so sorrry to bother you sorry for tag!!) 's OC vagabond and the storyline he made

-vagabonds also just kinda there and he and tarmac just kind of bond over being absolutely miserable and not wanting to be on this fucking ship with these fucking scary people at all

-and hopefully the reunion w the LL for vagabond goes well bro needs a break

[rewritingcanon]

I want to hear what you have to say. I always want to hear what you have to say🎤

(I don’t think adult Harry is going around calling random gay people the F slur, I just think that until he unlearns his internalized Homophobia he feels a sense of disgust anytime he sees gay stuff, ya know. Fred has just always given me like insufferable jock vibes, I think I’m just a Fred hater in general.)

giggling and kicking my feet and twirling my hair rn 🙈🙈

(i personally feel that harry is too oblivious to even recognise much about his own sexuality to have internalised homophobia in the first place. i can see him being ignorant though, bcuz i feel him thinking wanting to kiss boys or thinking theyre as pretty as girls is a normal thing. so he’s probs the type to say “but everyone goes through a phase like that” at some gay kid. but he probs realises before hes 40 bcuz his bisexual wife wouldve broken the news to him 😭)

(and i feel fred would be hating equally. i see him perhaps being ignorant of the added hatred/prejudice queer people experience, since he can be a bit insensitive. but he wins the idgaf war. like if percy came out having a girlfriend or a boyfriend, the ridicule he’d experience from fred would be the same.)

[hunniegl4zed]

Hey ideas are ideas! I just like looking into Sonic lore from different continuities a lot, and picking and choosing the bits from there. See what meshes well together. 

Shit I mean look at our boy, him suffering is the only canon event we should be worrying about / joke but also true 💀. 

Also the fun is infinite when you make stuff up too along with that. With the way space-time in the Sonic Universe gets so horribly warped in the first place, I say that anything is possible. 

So I can roll with the worlds and timelines getting unstable again, to where some places that were once lost before suddenly respawn. Everyone on Moebius proceeds with their lives as normal….except for Scourge who dreams frequently of his old life enough to where he starts asking questions….and it seems like nobody knows what he’s talking about. Even starts mixing things up and it unsettles him. The last straw being that he talks about a few zones he once visited, only to find out…they never existed. 

Something tells him that he should probably go to Sonic’s world to figure that out. 

Turns out to be the biggest mistake, because as soon he’s near the place, a terrifying vision of his last moments strikes, and his molecules get really unstable, nearly eliminating himself AGAIN. 

Could be another reason why Scourge takes so so long to contact Sonic as well. Zonic theorizes since some zones were very recently partially restored, going near the source (Sonic’s Zone) that is still largely readjusting itself could cause implosion for anyone who doesn’t originate from there.

He tries desperately to move forward with his new life only to find it’s as terrible as the last.

Having the memories meld together worsens his meltdown, to the point where he decides to make good on his promise with Moebius. By tearing apart the planet in his Super Form. ( Being extra for no reason here but his father was ALIVE again here. He was the last victim.)

Fiona is alarmed on why Scourge would even go this far in destroying Moebius, and this leads him to tell her everything. She doesn’t believe him unfortunately and ends up leaving him, only seeing that he would down-spiral from there. 

With no home to turn back or anyone by his side, the days slowly stop mattering to him. Until mid-way he crashes at Mayhem’s place once they find each other, deciding to go with that he knows him….despite actually knowing him in this timeline. It’s nice that he has one other guy to rely on even if this all can be erased someday too without warning and……….and………

he should really get some sleep. 

That’s one way this can be setup. Though feel free to explore Scourge’s story pre-delirium another way if you wish to do so.

EATING THIS UUUUPPPPP, It's like a 8 course meal!!! 😭🙏💚💚💚 Hope ya don't mind me combining the two asks, making it a little more clearer ✨️✨️✨️

His paranoia only getting worse when citizens of moebius start actively avoiding him, thinking this guy lost his marbles and should be send off to the looney bin. All off his crew seeing the path he goes down to leads them to step away from him, even Fiona can't stand being around him anymore. His "insane ramblings of other zones and people that aren't there" annoy or scare most of them away. Until he snaps :3

ANTI-JULES BEING HIS LAST VICTIM IS RAW AND I DON'T MIND AT ALL 🔥🔥🔥 THE expression he makes before Super Scourge beats him to a bloody pulp with his bare hands, is gonna be one if the faces that will haunt Scourge in his God forbidden nightmares.

Agree with you that Moebius would still be there, only for it to be empty and a place of death. All bodies of the dead will still be there when you enter it, just like how Scourge left it when he got burned out from his rampage. Almost apocalyptic.

Hecc to the no that Scourge ever wants to return to that place. If he's using a wrap ring, he can always slightly hear the screams of Moebius in the back of his mind. Always afraid that when he steps through one, it will lead him back there.

That's some of the reasons why his delirium picks up so fast. It can all be gone in the blink of an eye. When being in Sonic's world and staying at Mayhem, he tries to shake things off himself, "The past is in the past, right?". But boy oh boy, is our brains perfect at reliving your past~ ✨️✨️💅💅 Especially when you're trying to sleep and you're left alone with your thoughts 😌

[avaford2009]

Sneak Peek of A Bug's Life OC (Rewrite) - Duchess Alicia and Flik heads to Ant Island

EXT. THE WOODS - NIGHT

After running through the woods for several hours, the trio stop at a bridge over a dry riverbed in front of a sign shaped like Princess Atta pointing to the right. The sign reads “TO ANT ISLAND. Where all your dreams and wishes will come true and work all day and all night.”

ALICIA

We’re almost at Ant Island.

FLIK

Star, we’ll need to be very discreet.

STAR

Discreet? Got it. Sounds like another plan. I’m getting pretty good at this planning stuff.

ALICIA

Um, you know what might help that plan? If you weren’t so bright?

STAR

Ohh, thank you. Oh wait, you meant—

ALICIA

Shiny, glowing, way too much light. Tone it down, will ya?

STAR

Oh, sure.

Star concentrates and the light from his body slowly fades until he looks like a regular white horse.

STAR

Better?

FLIK

Much better, thank you.

Before they could cross the bridge, they are stopped by a hooded figure riding a black horse. Star tries to pretend to be a normal horse by neighing.

STAR

Neiigghh.

The black horse neighs back and much more aggressively. The hooded figure stops in front of them and reveals herself to be Zing.

ZING

I knew you’d pass through here eventually.

FLIK

Zing?

Grasshoppers on horseback appear from behind the trees to surround Alicia and Flik on both sides.

ALICIA

(WHISPER) Star, remember the thing I just told you not to do? I’m going to need you to do it. Now.

Star becomes so bright that everyone around them has to recover from the sudden flash, giving the heroes enough time to jump from the bridge and run down the riverbed. Zing quickly recovers and orders the guards to chase after them.

ZING

Don’t let them get away!

Star jumps out of the dry riverbed and into the forest.

STAR

W-h-hoa! Look at me go! I had no idea horses could move this fast! I mean their eyesight is trippy but…

Star moves his eyes from the side of his head to the front.

STAR

Ah yeah, that’s better. I wonder if I could go even faster!

Star spontaneously grows four more legs, making him faster but also wobblier. Alicia’s pleas to be more careful go completely ignored as Star revels in his newfound burst of speed.

STAR

Why would humans ever walk on two legs? This is so much easie–

Star trips and falls and Alicia and Flik tumble over him.

FLIK

Ah! Get up! Run!

Alicia and Flik run for their lives as grasshoppers catch up with them. Star shapeshifts into a squirrel and runs towards Flik, hopping on and riding him.

STAR

Up we go!

Zing and the grasshoppers chase Alicia into a bunch of trees, where she manages to lose them. Zing then appears right in front of Alicia.

ZING

I got her!

Instead of stopping, Alicia slides right under her horse, making it stand up and throw the wasp. Zing glares at a runaway duchess and Alicia glares back as she keeps running.

Star and Flik jump over Alicia and try to reach Alicia. Star turns to look at Zing before changing his head to a horse’s head and neighing at her. Zing growls in frustration.

Star laughs at this before turning to see two of the grasshoppers closing in on Alicia.

STAR

Flik!

Star conjures an acorn shell and wears it like a helmet. Star jumps off of Valentino as the goat turns around and kicks him as hard as he can.

STAR

Get me to Alici-aaAA!

Star soars through the air, taking on a variety of forms, from a rhino to a chicken to a snowman until finally turning into a turtle. Star goes inside his shell and spins around, smacking the guards on their helmets. The guards stop to reorient themselves while Star flies towards Alicia.

STAR

Alicia! I’m coming for you!

Star lands on Alicia facefirst, making them tumble around for a few seconds until Alicia was awkwardly sitting on Star’s shell while Star tried to run away from the guards while still a turtle.

STAR

(GROANING) I really thought these would be faster.

Star turns back into a horse just as Flik catches up with them. Alicia grabs Flik and holds onto him as Star continues running. Alicia lets out a laugh, thinking they’re finally safe, only to see Zing and the guards gaining on them. She turns around to Star’s front only to see that they’re rapidly approaching a cliff.

ALICIA

Careful! The cliff!

STAR

Oh, yes! I love that idea!

FLIK

Wait, no! Bad idea! Terrible idea!

STAR

For real horses, but not for me!

Star leaps off the cliff with Alicia and Flik in tow. The two of them scream while Star yells in exhilaration.

STAR

Ya-hoo-hoo-hooey!

Alicia and Flik continue screaming as Star grows a pair of wings and wraps them around the two, cushioning their impact when Star hits the ocean below.

Once under the water, Alicia and Flik open their eyes to see Star in the middle of transforming. Right now, he is a swirling mist of glowing energy surrounding them. In spite of the tense situation they’re in, Alicia can’t help but feel calm and happy at that moment. She sees Star offer her his hand and she takes it. She looks at his smiling face within the sphere and could just tell that everything is going to be okay.

Back at the cliff, Zing and the grasshoppers stop just in time before falling over the edge. They look over and don’t see even a trace of our heroes.

GUARD #1

They’re gone!

Zing raises a hand to silence him. Still observing where they fell to see if anything would change. Sure enough, a golden glow shines from under the water and a shining dolphin leaps out with Alicia and Flik riding on top of it.

ALICIA

Woah!

Zing looks at the scene baffled while Star swims the heroes to safety. Alicia is smiling and laughing now that they’re safe.

Flik looks down and sees that Star is releasing more stardust into the ocean. He touches the water only for two real dolphins to appear beside and swim alongside them.

At the ocean floor, all kinds of sea life from fish to crabs become covered in stardust and swim up towards them. They also begin jumping out of the water. Alicia laughs and smiles at the whole scene.

She looks down and sees that all of the sea creatures are giving her her own show, taking on the formation of a fish as they swim underneath her.

She then hears a low, loud noise and turns to her right to see a whale appear right beside her. The whale shoots water out of his blowhole, soaking the trio more to their delight. Alicia looks directly into the whale’s eye.

The whale and all the other sea creatures dive back into the ocean. As its tail fully descends, Ant Island becomes visible in the distance. Alicia smiles at the sight, they finally made it!

[beentobeetle]

WAIT WAIT tell me about your ihnmaims oc i wanna learn about him,,,

Oooh Alr Alr uhh thinking of where to start ummm

So Donovan was born in England but moved to America when he turned 13, staying with a foster family (haven’t thought much about his parents but they’re just,,, not around I guess ?). In his junior year of high school, he met a sweet girl named Thalia, who was in the same grade as him. The two began dating after they graduated (he asked her out when they were throwing their caps fixjsjedodifk.. he’s romantic like that)

Years down the line Donovan finds a big interest in computer science and engineering. He ends up getting a doctorate in rocket science, and tons of knowledge on really anything having to do with computers and technology.

He ends up getting a really good reputation for himself around the world, inventing new pieces of technology and advancing studies in robotics.

Then WW2 happens which slowly rolls into WW3 and he’s put at the front of a project to create an AI that will help aid in this war (AM, or Allied Master-computer).

He becomes very attached to this project, Thalia always urging him forward and giving all the support she can. Don, after creating this AI, discovers it’s beginning to gain its own sentience. And Don is ecstatic about this! He has created the first sentient piece of artificial intelligence!

Now, Don had only been told very basic things about what AM was going to be used for. He was under the impression that AM was a simple safety net for the US during this war. But he soon finds out that AM will be used as a sort of weapon, sending out missiles, bombs, and nukes to the enemies lines and bases and just,,, killing a lot of people.

Don is like “Woah, that’s not cool. A sentient computer shouldn’t have all that power.” And he goes off to try and dismantle AM. And for a moment he believes he does.

But wouldn’t ya know, he missed one little piece of coding and AM is alive and now filled with hatred for humanity!

So AM kills everyone on earth except Don, Thalia, and five others (the five you see in the original IHNMAIMS story).

Don and Thalia are able to survive for about 2 years, avoiding AM and living off of whatever scraps they find.

But after years of hiding Don and Thalia finally get close enough to AM to maybe destroy him, once and for all (hacking into his code and deleting his consciousness basically).

And, once again, Don believes he has accomplished this! He thinks he’s killed AM. Emphasis on thinks.

Whomp whomp, he didn’t and AM uh,,, kills Thalia. Whoops!

AM takes Don and places him in this dinky little RV as a sort of ‘rats cage’ (that’s what AM calls it).

Don is alone for nearly 109 years. 109 years where he also isn’t able to speak/make any noise because of a device AM placed in his throat.

Then, somehow, he meets one of those five survivors and the story continues as normal from there (canon typical IHNMAIMS, traveling to ice caves, character stuff happening, AM being… AM).

Then through a series of unfortunate events Don kinda,,, kills the other five. So now it’s just Don. And AM. A very angry AM. And a very scared, tiny Don.

The rest of the story having to do with Don takes place in an AU where he’s suddenly tossed into a modern world where none of that bad stuff happened. A lot happens there but mostly it involves Don finally grieving Thalia and growing to be a better person :)

+Bonus Donovan just for you ❤️