#yappering

[brocedethesis]

midnight thoughts but basically. even if we are going into the stereotype that 'guys don't feel as much' or 'f1 is a brutal sport, it is what it is, you need to be cut out for it or simply leave', when we take the crazy lore that is brocedes it's actually very undeniable that nico and lewis had something. this was the true definition of bromance as of those days, and of a simple, genuine friendship these days. at one point of time, for a long time too, they were proud of each other. from go-karting to respective pre-f1 races and then, straight into f1. i see the 2008 hug, the smiles as they both get to be on the podium, the happiness in their faces, and ohhh there's definitely something there. maybe not the irresistible urge to kiss or something, but a glowing ball of light. pure joy for each other.

as it slowly descended into the 2016 penultimate fight, you could also see the pain in their eyes. the title decider press meet always gets me because lewis is trying to be as detached from his words as possible, almost like a third person reciting a history as if he didn't live that himself. nico, on the other hand, is just pained as he tries to get himself past all the things he did just for a single championship. if what i read was right and he had paused contact with family, cut down on cycling, even got a lighter matte paint for his helmet bc it could gain him a fucking secondth of an edge (this is still crazy to me), its just painful. all the calculations and permutations you do to win, and at the opposite end of it all is a person who is a friend. was a friend? he didn't know by the end of it. the mind games they played, the banned moved the detailed studies. the utter betrayal of not even knowing the fact, but understanding the fact that they were going to sabotage each other just for a trophy at the end of some 20+ races where they shed blood sweat and tears for a win. at the end of the day, its a sport, and they were just humans.

of course it would break something, irreparably so. i respect nico for retiring days after his win. i respect lewis for actually becoming a better teammate, and even a friend to many.

now, years later, almost going to be a decade, both understood what brings them happiness at large. but there's always going to be that one part of the heart that bugs them, no matter how detached and away from it they are. maybe on lone days, they wonder if it was worth it all. maybe on loner days they wonder if its possible to rebuild what they lost, but it is not. so they see each other on the grid, at the opposite ends, cherishing (either privately or publicly) the way they were friends.

edit: more here and here! i cannot stop yapping about them so i've made a tag thread as well with lots of other content called #The Brocedethesis on this page lol

[portalkittysilly]

taking the act test in two days aaauuugggbbbhghhhh

[snowcloudsystem]

SORRY I STILL FEEL LIKE YAPPIN NOT WORKIN LOL

But I guess sound check, would anyone be interested in an endo safe Discord server? :0

IT WOULD ALSO BE A PLACE WHERE RELIGIOUS TALK IS FULLY ALLOWED BTW so if that's not for u noooo worries!!! :D

I just haven't found an endo safe server that Also allows religious talk yet so I figure I'd just. Make One lol but only if there's some interest :3c

[hardwarelecampane]

hwuh? huh? huh? since whne

that is a big number imagine 23 armed tall men in black hoodies that hide their faces sprinting at you at midnight on an empty street

[cherrytomat0s]

you guys I'm still not over chiaki and tsukasa. i know that collab was MONTHS ago but i still think about them too often. i love their friendship too much to just move on..... i wish they were real

i was thinking about if they let the girls in the collab too. i wonder which units would go nicely with which..... l/n with trickstar? i was also thinking either ra*bits or esupuri with mmj as well

tbh i was expecting crazy b to be with vbs too lol. and niigo and valk actually sounds really interesting to me even if it feels a little random

[unfunnyaceartists-number-1-simp]

I miss my wife chat... I miss her a lot

We still make out tho-

[secret-room-item-pool]

i love minesweeper because one run ill get really far but fail and then on the next one ill die on the second click.

the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

[brocedethesis]

wait wait wait wait................ carbono fic except carlos gets a taste of what it's like to be a race engineer/strategist and then GIVES UP HIS DRIVING CAREER after the contract ends to become said race engineer for williams.

but alex still drives, and he still drives for Williams bc he got a contract it till 2028. he loves and hates carlos' decision equally, especially when he becomes his race engineer.

and then whatever shenanigans pull up afterwards :3

[portalkittysilly]

I was just scrolling instagram and I find

THATS MY MUTUAL @frogmoisturethief

MY MUTUAL. ON INSTAGRAM. NO FREAKING WAY

[snowcloudsystem]

Endo Friendly Discord Server!!

I have made an endo friendly Discord server!! I couldn't find one that was both endo friendly and allowed religious talk (since we're Christian and that's important to us to be able to talk abt) so I decided to just make one :D

WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN!!!

Endo Friendly

Religious talk allowed

Pet photos channel (WE HAVE SUPER CUTE CATS!!!)

PG13

Singlet friends welcome!

Currently just have PK but can add Tupperbox if wanted! :D

We're always looking for suggestions to make the server more fun, so we're always still growing! :D

Folks are also always welcome to just poke their heads in and see if they like the vibe, no hard feelings if you pop in and decide it's not for you! /gen :]

[winterline13]

There's something kinda magical abt a really good song coming on the radio at work and everyone starts humming along to it

I love that I love humans

[secret-room-item-pool]

if my spotify crashes ONE M0RE TIME imma COMMIT A FELONY

[badhonkers]

Impossible to find good tumblr hornyposting anymore unless you go to specific blogs. Tags are impossible to look through and only filled with people's tits.

Useless tumblr search feature doesn't help much either.

[brocedethesis]

"Brocedes: if it doesn’t make me physically sick to my stomach with anguish I do not want it. I hope you die I hope we both die. Hand in unlovable hand. I still consider him my best friend in my heart. We’re not friends. Are they lovers? Worse. "

may i add, doomed by the narrative so badly that even the 50th reset will not help them make up and instead one will be left with a yearning so bad it cannot be explained but is very physical in its showing, while the other suppresses it so bad he accidentally becomes the most detached person on the planet

F1 but it’s ultra specific ship dynamics that I need in order to enjoy the ship:

Versainz: baby’s first situationship (literally pentaltyboxbox’s art is my versainz thesis. “Ay, Max, no. I am not gay and neither are you” 🤨) teammates who weren’t supposed to like each other reluctantly becoming friends and then being intricately connected for the rest of their careers. But totally not in a gay way. Of course.

Chestappen: repressed catholic and some guy who needs dilf pussy so bad he wants to kill himself (this is deeply important to me)

Strollonso: Brat princess Lance. Heros and anti-heroes. I’m on the dark side. Tell Lance not to worry I just want to build a gap with the cars behind. You’re my fucking hero.

Carlando: Baby’s first situationship pt.2?? Lando with a massive crush, first real boyfriend Carlos….i need there to be angst. Lando fell first AND harder, etc.

Britcedes/Gewis: George fumbling all over himself trying to impress Lewis, Lewis just thinking he’s cute no matter what. It’s the coolest man alive/weird little freak he’s obsessed with pairing of my dreams. George: this is my boyfriend he’s cooler than me and also he’s cooler than all of you.

Maxiel: first love married divorced remarried pining missing something that maybe was never there will they won’t they one big game of gay chicken healing from baby’s first situationship etc etc etc (I adore them)

Dando: trying to find solace in another, longing for someone you can’t get back, subversion of expected dynamics (controversial: I fully believe Lando tops in this one). But also. They need to have one brain cell. Lando blabbing on about god knows what. Daniel sweating and popping a vein bc of how much he needs to kiss him.

Twinklaren/Landoscar: third time’s the charm, oh you’re the one I’ve been waiting for, tender glances, young love, first teammate crush syndrome

Danterri: we had something weird in the past. “Find another weed guy I can’t fuck with you…uhhhmm nothing personal I can’t fall in love right now and youre Everything I love so if I ever see you again I’ll never let go of your hand sooo yeah” (we’ve all seen that one web weaving.) Are you dating the female version of me?

Lecciardo: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN VEGAS. Charles needs dick from a guy with unstoppable charisma soooooo bad. Fueling each other’s impulsive sides, etc etc

Sebchal: baby’s first situationship (Charles’ version) (from the vault) I miss you so much I’m going to listen to breakup songs all night long. I still think of you every day. I named you twice in a list of drivers. You may even kiss. If it was the omegaverse Seb is so obviously an alpha.

Brocedes: if it doesn’t make me physically sick to my stomach with anguish I do not want it. I hope you die I hope we both die. Hand in unlovable hand. I still consider him my best friend in my heart. We’re not friends. Are they lovers? Worse.

Chewis (Charles/Lewis. I recognise this is also the name for Checo/Lewis. What is the Charles/Lewis name?) me and the bad bitch I pulled by being in violation of that one article section. You know the post. They suffer together. Kinship in joint pain. You’ve got a long future ahead of you. Praise kink.

Let me know if you want a part 2, if so, send ships you want!

[cherrytomat0s]

ph my god tsumugis new haircut is so cute .....when i saw it for the first time i was DEVASTATED and i thought he looked bald but it's growing on me </3