#yay more robots!!!

[ask-the-secret-weapons]

Well, if you do think of anything, let me know.

What do most of you bots do anyway, if I may so inquire? I’m aware there’s a few different models for different tasks here and there, yes?

And I'm a Gamma model, we're mostly just walking eyes and limbs for the Phalanx. Delta over here... is well Delta, he's supposed to be able to use SW-3's acid? I don't know what the green liquid is.

There's only one right now, because we can't test him without her here

There's no Alpha and Beta, they're both prototype models that aren't in production anymore. I don't really know much about them.

[radioroxx]

what if you were a little girl. who never ever was. and robot

[hotarufutaba]

i really love this dinobot... game lock

[transformers-synergize]

Do they purr?

Yes they in fact do purr. Cybertronians actually make a lot of unique sounds.

Purring usually a sound made when very calm, happy or satisfied. Some bots do it more than others. Some bots also may purr to calm others bots down.

Revving Is a universally Aggressive gesture with a similar meaning to why many animals growl. Its also often used as a warning, a universal fuck around and find out you could say Most bots aren't fans of humans with loud revving cars or motorcycles because of this.

Rattling This usually happens when a cybertronian is very scared, upset or crying the sound comes from shaking making their painting Rattle.

Honk Sometimes accompanying screaming whether in shock/fear or rage It can often be used to draw attention to one's self, it's a new modification most bots gained after taking an earth alt and not a natural cybertronian trait.

Sirens/alarms are a form of warning call only used in absolute emergencies, used as a loud call for help or a warning of danger and to get away, The pattern and pitch in which the siren plays indicates to other cybertronians if it is a call for help or a warning to get away,

Sometimes, for the sake of getting to places Faster on Earth bots disguised as emergency vehicles will use their Sirens, but it's not a pleasant experience for them. this is another noise human Vehicles make that cybertronians find Distressing.

Cybertronian language, though it may sound like a bunch of random noise to most humans it is very much a language consisting of A mix of chirps, clicks, chittering, buzzes, hums, purrs, and Beeps. It Sounds less like any human language and more like a buggy Summer night mixed with random electronic Noises. Though it is possible for a human to learn how to read a cybertronian language, it's basically impossible for them to speak or understand it verbally. Many sounds have subtle Differences that human ears Can't pick up on, Along with many sounds being too high Or low pitch for most human ears and most sounds being impossible for a human to make. along with that, all of Cybertron's primary languages use electrical signals in tandem with verbalization or hand gestures in the case of cybertronian sign language, While Cybertronian tactile languages are entirely incomprehensible to humans since they consist of 90% electrical signals.

[superk1ss]

Ice cream

[kiwimeephu]

some doodles... as you can see my style has undergone a Small Change heheh... (i will post some more later :D) (some rambling in tags about activity too OOPS)

[mspaintfeverdream]

LESBIAN JUMPSCARE 💥💥💥 🤖(she/her)🦋 🩼(they/them)🐁

[canismajorly]

a virtual angel 🪽🩵

[invadrz1m]

Ok FINR!!!!!! HERE'S MORE

throws art at u

[sloprealm]

"bender & zoidberg being crismas buddys" Reqest'd by @ovengoats

"You know, we should do this again sometime!"

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[sillytimepuppyposting]

i know old tech gets lots of love but i think some features of new tech can be beneficial to add to your techum fantasies!! for example

bluetooth connecting sex toys that your sentient computer partner can control (and feel for!)

air dropping tons of different objectum porn right to your poor little phone, overloading their senses with lewd photos

phones with only one port being made to have many, via universal usb, their little ports being forced to transmit so many different electric signals into one little hole, virtually “stuffing” it completely!!

i know this one isnt particularly “new tech” but stimulating your technological partner through however they like, and then muting it so it can’t make any noise, no matter how hard it tries! it can only buzz and vibrate to shows its whimpers and pleas!

[kaiserouo]

headcanon warning

bonus

no he doesn't

[robotwrangler]

when things really aren’t coming up robotwrangler I start doing little sketches of yes man saying nice & reassuring things. and it genuinely helps

[jaerockyaoi]

dream blunt rotation (joke...this is like my top 4 transformers things i'd like to get if they didn't cost an arm and leg minus soundwave.. he's the most achievable one i think 😭)

[kalevalaknights]

Which Google would be the most tolerant of human emotion? Take Eric, for instance, Anxiety 100 24/7, and easily emotional <:]

Red is probably the safest choice but he isn’t exactly a mediator.

Tries to distract with puppy and kitty videos. None of the googles can exactly relate to human emotions but Red has spent more time taking in and analysing human behaviour at least. Quickly searching up videos how to comfort someone and scrambling. Awkwardly patting Eric’s shoulder.

All of the googles generally dislike physical contact especially hugging because it can block their ventilation. They could overheat, and you could burn.

Red is the only one willing to make an effort to understand humans and their emotions.