#yea spongebob memes way to go

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Hi! I saw that your requests are open but it didn’t specify if you were comfortable with doing pregnancy fluff.

If you are comfortable with that I’d like to request Kagami or Murasakibara with a pregnant s/o where they feel the baby kick for the first time or something similar

If not that’s fine as well! Thanks!

AN: this got away with me- just a lot of fluff and some kicks

Okay first of all this man is gonna be terrified

Becoming a dad, bringing life into this world? Panik.

He's great at basketball but everything else, he's less good with lol

After a short period of shock and panic, he'll definitely get over it

Maybe playing some basketball with his friends helps get his head the right way

Will not let you do anything

He's your servant for the next 9 months

Makes it very well known that you're not to hesitate if you want anything

More than happy to run to a shop at 2am to buy something for you

But adores when you ask for his home cooking

Probably will bulk cook and then freeze them when he's got the time for when baby arrives

He assembles pretty much all the stuff in the nursery although he doesn't follow the instructions and ends up getting it wrong so you have to also help

Will eventually accept your help but he's holding everything, bringing everything to you, setting everything up. You try to put up a mobile which weighs nothing but he sees you on tip-toes and is moving before he realises to stop you

When you get a bit further along, he calms down a bit

Always always ALWAYS has a hand on you in some way- hand on your thigh, arm around your shoulders or waist

Gets a bit cocky because everyone KNOWS he made you pregnant

Puffs his chest out when men glance at you two and then immediately turns into a teddy bear when you turn and ask him something mundane

Takes you to all your appointments, arranges all the dates and times for you- all you have to do is show up lol

Researches on the internet and brings questions to the doctor

Some are reasonable like what food should he make for you, what vitamins are helpful, sleep positions?

Also, will ask completely straight-faced about other things like your mucus plug

I feel like he doesn't even think to ask about doing anything remotely sexual with you- he's so focused on your well being. You'll have to be the one to ask the doctor

Also very attentive and actually takes notes when you go to those baby classes- like this man studies. He puts more effort than any school exam

Probably will call your bump his basketball

Is soooo overjoyed when in the later weeks, you paint the bump as a basketball

I did some research and the average basketball has a radius of 38cm and the average bump is like 30cm so maybe your bump won't be the same size as an actual basketball but Kagami will continue to measure its growth

"It's half the size of a basketball!" "It's almost the size of one!"

Only when he's more confident will he lightly pat your bump like he's dribbling a basketball

You go with him to training just once. He doesn't trust that the basketball won't accidentally be sent to where you're sitting on the bench.

It's cute until you have this 190+cm man hovering around you like that Spongebob caveman meme constantly. Everyone agrees it's better if you don't come again

Definitely does that thing where he cradles and holds your bump up for you from behind- researched how to help his partner and did it and you were !!!! please continue

Anyway, he always splays his large hand over your bump-it's comforting to feel both you and your child under his palm

During one of these, the baby kicks whilst he's staring at the TV

Whips his head over to look at you, incredulous and asking if you felt that too

Pulls your shirt up to examine your belly and tickles the area where baby had kicked to try and get them to do it again

It's another source of closeness- you're carrying the baby so you're connected 24/7 for 9 months but he only gets those moments to be physically close to baby so yea he's gonna try to get his baby to kick as much as possible

Like those gifs where the baby's hand appears bulging out of the skin? loooooves it

Will start scolding the baby when they're kicking too much

"You're not a footballer/soccer player!" will then immediately go against his words and tell you regardless of what sport they're gonna play, if any, he'll support them no matter

You get a special maternity shirt with his number and name on it, he's elated when he sees it

Will probably buy a matching set for you him and baby

You probably steal all his shirts- they're big enough to cover your bump and they're comfy and smell like him

He will purposefully buy more so you can "steal" them

Would make a bump cast and then paint it the colour of a basketball and put it with all his other trophies

Murasakibara is lot more calm than Kagami

"You're pregnant? nice."

Probably leaves you wondering if he actually knows what's going on

So takes you by surprise when he asks if you should be eating a coffee flavoured doughnut

You get upset and mad from the pregnancy hormones thinking he's calling you fat

Will have to pull you into his arms and stroke your hair to comfort you and tell you that doctors recommend no more than 2 cups of coffee and that you've already had your allotted coffee earlier

That makes you cry more because you're 1) guilty for doubting him and 2) touched he's actually researching stuff

I feel like he'll probably stop you from eating too many bad things like sweets and chocolate so you and baby are healthy. But at the same time, I think when he sees you struggling or not looking happy he'll give you some to cheer you up cuz that cheers him up

Will love to take naps with you- pulls you back into the bed and tells you you need your rest

Moves so he's facing your bump and then complains to it about you trying to leave

Will be eating one of his snacks and then halfway, will offer it to your bump

You're just like Atsushi wtf?

I think he'll be a bit more grumpy than Kagami if you ask him for something at 2am- will grumble but drag himself out of bed. When he comes back he has what you asked for but also other food cravings that he knows you'll want after your pickle-only burger

If you're struggling with not eating sweet things he will go on a diet with you too. This man shows his love through acts of service

Once again his hand is MASSIVE so yea he will be able to wrap his palm around your bump completely

Like no matter how big you get, he will make you feel small

The first time he feels the baby kick he doesn't react. Takes a few seconds to process what just happened

"Huh? Someone kicked me," he pouts

He goes so soft when he realises- there's so much love and adoration on his face as he looks down at your belly

Will whisper a quite "hi"

After a while, he'll complain about the kicks

"Why do they like kicking me? No fair!

Shopping for baby things is pretty intense. They're so small and he's so big

Has a mini panic at how small his baby is going to be- he's scared that he's gonna hurt his child or he's gonna break the toys

With how big he is, you assure him you'll be giving birth to a big baby

Holds up the tiny outfits with a look of awe and amazement that humans can be that small

Definitely buys a fruit each week the same size as your baby to track the growth

Sometimes he has to buy in bulk and you're like what are we gonna do with a kilogram of raisins!

He bakes things with them- feels a bit weird eating the raisin he's been busy all week claiming was his baby but it becomes a tradition you grow to look forward to

In the first two trimesters, he's just about willing to travel to countries close by to play but only for a week and only the closest

The final trimester it's almost impossible for him to go and play even if it's in Japan just in a city that's a few hours away

He'll only go if you're with him and then he fusses over you for the entire journey

Will always point at you when he does something cool in the match

Probably will run his hands down his stomach and over an imaginary bump to dedicate that move to your baby

Will unironically put a basketball under his shirt to see what it's like

Aomine tells him he forgot boobs so then he puts some oranges down as well.

Complains when the oranges fall and calls you

"My orange-boobs are too small. They fall!" .... "Your what, Atsushi?"

Lets you clingfilm a watermelon to his stomach and idk what sort of fruit for boobs

He's okay with it for like 5 minutes and then complains about the weight

The fucker will sit down with a big sigh, turns to you and totally serious will go "eugh, pregnancy, amirite?"

So he's bad at handling small things. When you get too big to bend over and put your shoes on and tie the laces, he does try! But it's too fiddley so he buys you multiple velcro shoes

They make you feel like an old woman.... but they are convenient, you'll begrudgingly admit

You find him using your bump cast as a container for his snacks

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i can't find who to credit this dialogue for sorry

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Worst Fear (1)

A/N: So I had this idea for this little fic (that’s only 2 parts btw) and thought it would be funny to write and was also really excited about it, but honestly looking back on it, idk how I feel about it. Hopefully what I had in my head transferred over how I wanted and is entertaining to you guys :). Not gonna lie i honestly don’t feel like it does, but I also might be being hard on myself so again I hope you guys like it! Oh and Florian’s not really in this part as much as he’s in the second so sorry about that.

Warnings: None

Word Count: 2,603

“Alright SO, today I’m thinking after we eat, we go to the mall and shop for a while. Then we go to the movies and maybe tonight we get lit!!!!” Alani, your best friend since high school, cheerily says as you both walk into the restaurant. You haven’t been able to hang out as much as you’d like due to your hectic work schedules, so you planned for today to be a much needed girls day to do any and everything you wanted.

“Sounds like a plan, but we both can’t get lit. Well at least your level of lit, so you can do that for the both of us while I make sure you don’t get us kicked out or banned from said establishment,” you laugh causing your bestie to roll her eyes.

“Hey, I’m not THAT crazy when I drink thank you ma’am,” she replies laughing along with you as you both are led to your table by the hostess. Before you can get seated comfortably in your booth, your friend hits your arm making you yelp an “Ow!” And look at her like she’s lost what’s left of her mind. “What was that for?!” You whisper yell trying not to cause too much of a scene. “Oh that didn’t hurt! Stop being dramatic and look at the mountain of men over there!,” she replies nodding her head in the direction of the table located in front of yours.

Following her head, your eyes land on a table of 3 nicely built men talking amongst themselves. One was shorter in height than the rest but had a very suave and high-class vibe about him, but not in a snobby way. Like he owned a yacht that he would occasionally take out in the warmer months. The next was tall, but seemed like he was more so on the reserved side. Mainly when it came to new people though. The last one was just as tall as the second, but was more muscular than the first two combined. With his backwards cap and chain, he exuded a vibe that was like no other and would immediately draw anyone to him. However, that last statement was something you knew all too well and experienced first hand for yourself. “Y/N?!” You heard, snapping you out of your trancelike state. It seems that you were so busy looking towards the men that you didn’t realize you caught the eye of the last one and he had since made his way to your table.

“Florian! Hi!” You smile hoping that you weren’t staring for too long and potentially about to make this an awkward experience. “Hey! How’ve you been?!” He excitedly asks as he slips next to you in your booth and gives you a strong bear hug.

“And who’s your friend?” Florian asks as he reaches his hand out across the table. “Alani. Nice to meet you Florian,” she smiles while shaking his hand. As you both chat for a minute, she can’t help but to look shocked at how you seem to know the man she was just drooling over and never mentioned him in conversation before.

“I can’t stay for long, but I would love to hang out with you before I leave. Your number’s still the same right?” He asks as he stands up to leave, “Yea it is, um just let me know what day works for you. I have some time off so I’m free for the next few days,” you reply not breaking eye contact from his expressive green ones.

“Ok great! I’ll text you next time me and my brothers plan something,” he smiles before saying goodbye and leaving you and Alani a shooken mess, but for different reasons. “Florian! Hi!” she mockingly repeats, “How do you know him and why haven’t I heard anything about him before?! Spill the whole tea kettle!”

“You have heard of him, remember muscle beach bae?” You sigh as you slouch in the booth relieved that the interaction was over. “Yea the one who could get it any day? WAIT A MINUTE!!” Your friend gasps finally putting the puzzle pieces together to realize that Florian was the bae in question.

“Yea,” you reply taking a drink from your glass of water. While you weren’t a heavy drinker, you honestly wouldn’t mind a shot or two at this very moment. “Just don’t be weird about it ok?”

“I won’t I promise. But our plans have now changed for the day to be any and everywhere that man and his brothers are” your friend smirks making you wish that you stayed in bed today.

______

“The way I see it, you have a lot of explaining to do, starting with how this all got started,” Alani says as you both look through the rack of colorful clothes in front of you. “Alright alright, you want the sparknotes or the play?” you ask referring to if she wants to hear the long or short version of the story.

“What do you think?” she replies taking a shirt out of your hand that you were currently looking at so she has your full attention. Being your best friend for so long, Alani knows how you’ll busy yourself doing the first thing you can get your hands on whenever you get nervous or anxious. Seeing how she had never heard about this guy in detail and yet he had this effect on you, something had to have happened between you two.

“It happened about last year this time,” you start with a sigh mentally preparing yourself to have to relive this story all over again. “So as you remember last year I was helping out my uncle at the restaurant for a while until he could hire more employees. Since the place was right by the beach, on my breaks I would walk to the water and just sit either reading a book or laying down and that’s where I met Flo,”

“Wait Flo? Oh we got nicknames now! I KNOW something happened then” Alani interrupted with a Cheshire cat smile making you laugh. “That doesn’t count as a nickname, that’s just a shortened version of his name,” you explained with arms crossed and a smile similar to that of a child who just got his way.

“Still it’s informal, which means that there’s some comfort there that you could use it,” she retorts with a smile similar to yours causing you to drop your arms and mimic what she said in the manner of your favorite spongebob meme. “Anyway! One day while I was there reading, a soccer ball rolled beside me and he ran up apologizing and asking if it hit me. I kept telling him it didn’t but he was really sweet and wanted to be sure I was fine,” you smile at the concerned tone he had and how he squatted down to be somewhat at your eye level.

“Aww that was sweet! What happened next giggles?” she asks leaning on the rack of clothes and making you glare for the nickname she just gave you. “He told me have a good day then grabbed the ball and left. The next couple days though we kept seeing each other at the beach and while I thought he probably didn’t notice, he did and mentioned it when he came up to me. We talked for a minute about what we were doing in the area and then he said that seeing each other that much must have meant something so we exchanged numbers before we both went our separate ways.”

“Ok all this seems innocent enough, so why are you acting like you’re afraid of this guy or something? He didn’t do anything while you guys hung out did he?” Alani asks in a more serious tone, straightening up from her relaxed state. “No! No nothing happened…and I’m trying to keep it that way,” you reply looking down at your sneakers. You knew nothing was wrong with having a crush on him, but crushes came with feelings, which would more than likely become stronger and make things even more complicated.

It’s not that you despised love, you felt quite the opposite actually. You couldn’t wait until the day you found the man you wanted to spend the rest of your life with and do everything those cute couples you saw on YouTube and Instagram do. But you also knew with love could come unexplainable behaviors and that’s what scared you the most.

Of course for your family and best friend you would do any and everything you could to make sure they were happy and taken care of. However, having that same love for a man to potentially take advantage of and cause you to go to a place you never thought you would added to that fear and caused a feeling of dread to envelop you whenever a crush developed.

“Look, I know you’re trying to guard your heart and feelings, which is totally understandable, but also don’t potentially miss out on something great because of a fear Y/N,” Alani responded knowing how you tended to view crushes and would distance yourself when you felt yourself falling even more. “Plus you don’t even know if he feels the same! He might just look at you as a really close friend and not want to go there, which would kinda hurt but also you wouldn’t have to worry!”

“Yea but that’s the thing we don’t know. I mean that may be the case now, but what about the future? Plus that doesn’t stop my own feelings,” you reply giving the hanging clothes in front of you your attention again. “Then why don’t you tell him?” Alani suggests making you quickly snap your head up to look at her as if she had just revealed she was actually from Mars.

“Um are you insane?! I can’t do that! Didn’t you just hear me say I would like to keep nothing from happening?” you ask looking around to make sure no one was staring at you from your outburst. “Yes I did, but calm down and hear me out. You want to get over your feelings so why don’t you write a letter, email, whatever you chose that is for him but you don’t send it to him. That way you technically did tell him, but he doesn’t know so nothing becomes weird and everyone is happy. Total win-win if you ask me,” she explains before picking up a dress and holding it up to herself.

You had to admit, she had a point. You could get these feelings off of your chest, which was a way to start getting over Florian, and he would never know anything about it since you wouldn’t send it to him. Well, unless you randomly decided to tell him one day or during a drunken night out. Other than that, no harm no foul and you guys could continue being friends like nothing happened.

“You know, that’s not a bad idea,” you admit holding out your hand to join with hers to do your secret handshake. “I know, I’m a genius,” Alani replies acting proud of herself by doing a hairflip. After making your purchases, you continued walking through the mall stopping at your favorite stores to see what else you could find that you didn’t need.

______

Although you guys planned to stay out all night, you both felt that after eating way too many nachos at the movies you should call it a night. The last thing either one of you wanted to do on your full stomachs was squeeze into outfits and be trapped like a bunch of sardines in a club. Making your way back in your apartment, you feel your phone vibrate and see Florian’s name flash across the screen.

Flo: Hey! I was thinking we could all hang out tomorrow sometime. You and Alani, me and my bros. Any ideas?

Y/N: Hey and sounds good! Honestly no not really lol, we’d be down for anything though, we’re not picky I promise

Flo: Lol ok cool. Meet at my place around 1 then we can all decide what to do

Y/N: Ok that’s fine. See you then! :)

Flo: See you tomorrow! Night :)

Y/N: Night!

“Ok, let’s get started on this letter,” you say to yourself after you send a quick text to Alani letting her know the plans for tomorrow. Clearly she must’ve been asleep or away from the phone to not immediately say anything about the goodnight text or smiley faces.

Since you knew the message would be long, you decided to use your iMessage app on your laptop to write everything you needed to say to Florian. Hopefully he wasn’t still in your conversation or else he would definitely see the dots and know you were about to say something. Seeing as though he said goodnight, you assumed his phone was closed.

At first it felt silly typing all your feelings and you felt like a school girl sending a “Do you like me? Check yes or no” letter to your crush. But as you began to let go and release everything, you felt this weight lift off your shoulders. As you finished your last sentence, you looked over everything proud of the fact that you finally shared what had been going on in your mind. In a way, it was actually therapeutic and you were a little surprised that Alani had a good idea this time.

With heavy eyelids and a yawn, you turn towards the clock to see that it’s 2 am and you still need to get ready for bed. You started to erase everything then, but since you were so sleepy you decided you would do it in the morning before you left to hang out with the guys. Closing your messages and your laptop, you placed it on your desk before moving towards the bathroom.

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“Wakey Wakey!!” Alani screams in the call box making you lean backwards so your eardrums would remain intact. “Ow! Could you not yell at me please, thank you!” you laugh before buzzing her in to access your apartment. It doesn’t take her long to arrive at the door and knock as loud as she possibly can, which you’re sure woke up your neighbors if they weren’t awake already.

“I’m just making sure you’re up! Ready to go?” she asks before flopping on your couch. “Yea let me get my phone really quick,” you reply walking to your room to retrieve your phone that was still charging on your bedside table. However, you noticed your coworker texted you to ask a question about one of your clients.

As an attempt to multitask, you decided you would use your Alexa to send the message right before you walked out the door. “Hey Alexa! Send message to Dorian,” you say waiting for her to respond with her usual reply.

“Ok! Sending message to Florian” her robotic voice echoes through the living room making you freeze and look at your machine hoping it didn’t say what it just did. “Alani….did she say Florian or Dorian?” you ask feeling your heart race and palms become sweaty. You already knew the answer, but there was a small part of you that hoped that it wasn’t so.

“She said Florian, but from the look on your face the real question here is what was sent to Florian just now?” Alani asks standing up and making her way over to your side. “Please tell me you deleted the message you ‘wrote’ to Florian to get your feelings out.”

To Be Continued...

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[werewolfwilds]

i redid an ask meme that i had originally done ~3 years ago to see the comparison so for archiving purposes im putting it in a lil journal entry here ! i wanna start doing small journal entries again it was fun when i did that

new answers bolded

1) what images do you have set for your desktop/cell phone wallpapers?

my desktop bg is literally just…. a collage of kageyama manga screencaps a h a,,,, and my cellphone bg are drawings some gay drew me like 74724 years ago :v // my desktop rn is actually a background from one of the dmmd routes LMFAO..... idk which one it is but i’ve always liked those bg pics!! my cell lock screen is p5 art and my bg is leopika

2) have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

nooooope // nah

3) what was your last text message?

my phone is dead so i wouldnt be able to tell you lmfao i dont even remember // it was a gif from kelly lol

4) what do you see yourself doing in 10 years?

hopefully working a job i enjoy and making costumes and being happy!! // god i have no idea and it freaks me out... hopefully working,,

5) if you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?

hoommee ((or at katsucon tbh)) // at the beach with friends maybe

6) what was your coolest halloween costume?

a white cat probably lmao // i dont think ive ever had a particularly exciting halloween costume but one year i was sharpay from high school musical and i think i peaked then tbh

7) what was your favorite 90s show?

uhhhh….. i didnt really… start watching tv until like… the 2000′s so i really cant tell you man lol // spongebob started in 1999 does that coUNT,

8) who was your last kiss?

(answer redacted) // :/ someone should kiss me so i can change this answer lmao

9) have you ever been stood up?

nope //  nah

10) favorite ice cream flavor?

vanilla w/ vanilla oreos ok u need to underst a n d // this hasn’t changed i haven’t had this particular ice cream in a long time but i still stand by it

11) have you been to las vegas?

nahh // nope

12) your favorite pair of shoes?

idk i have these black ones i wear everywhere lol // i have a pair of white sneakers that i refuse to stop wearing now

13) honestly, have you ever cheated on your significant other?

i wouldnt even consider it. // no bc i’m not a piece of shit lmao?

14) what is your favorite fruit?

hmmm…. pineapple orrr…. strawberries but only if they’re the really good kind like they have to be perfect // pineapple!!

15) have you talked to anyone on tumblr that you could see yourself  dating/having sex with? if possible?

….. ye s… yes. // in the past apparently so but thinking about it now nah lol

16) are you into hookups? short or long term relationships?

hookups arent my thing eh i prefer long term relationships altho i cant really say ive been in a “long” term relationship pffff // i don’t think hookups will ever be my thing, emotionally long term relationships are what i’m here for but i’m also a Very Impulsive Person so i cant tell you if this will stay a fact :’)

17) do you smoke? if so, what?

nope dont wanna // no thanks

18) what do you do to get over your anger?

usually talk to people or shout into word // i have to vent about it to someone probably a thousand times even months or years after it happens tbh

19) do you believe in god?

nahh // nah

20) does the person you’re in love with know it?

i aint in love with anyone rn so no? // i’m not in love with anyone.

21) favorite position?

………….. for w hat………. // oh honey lmfao... N/A

22) what’s your horoscope sign?

virgo/ox ovob // Virgo/sun, Aries/moon, Libra/rising and Cancer/midheaven

23) your fears?

literally everything i already named a few so ill name some others… ghh anything in… the ocean or lakes and stuff frightens me and i really dont know why bu tlike…. fish and crabs and jellyfish and seaweed cuz it’s evil and stu f f basically anything that’s not a mammal or turtles or penguins…. lo l im a baby // uncertainty is a big fear of mine and also people being mad at me lmao... as far as physical fears though i have debilitating fears of almost all insects/arachnids and lobsters/shrimp/crawfish :^)))))

24) how many pets do you have? what kind?

two cats and a dog!! // one cat one dog

25) what never fails to turn you on?

i dunno,,/////// // lol neck biting/kissing oof

26) your idea of a perfect first date?

im okay with mostly anything i just really like spending time with the person ; v ; // i’ve never really had an answer for this? thinking about dates has always made me so anxious for whatever reason but i’ll be happy to just spend time with them doing whatever honestly, i’m a super indecisive person aha

27) what is something most people don’t know about you?

i dont really know tbh lmfao // i’ve considered in the past looking into mental conditions (anxiety/bpd/etc) to see if i might have one or two but i never want to say anything about it because i don’t want to self-diagnose anything.

28) what makes you feel the happiest?

nice weather and nice conversations w/ best people u//v//u // nice weather and hanging out with people who are fun and easy to talk to

29) what store do you shop at most often?

does….. arda wigs count or… // does arda wigs still count bc mood lmao but truthfully now it’s probably target

30) how do you feel about oral? giving and/or receiving?

kkdkjsfkjkjfj??fsfj/// go for i t??? i have no problems with i t??? i dont think ill ever be willing to put a dick in my mouth though // these random sexual questions thrown in here are something aren’t they lmao. not going to disclose much but i will stand by the fact that i will not put a dick in my mouth lo l

31) do you believe in karma?

sometimes ye // i believe that people will eventually get what’s coming to them but i don’t believe in karma as a solid concept if that makes sense? like i don’t think it’s guaranteed

32) are you single?

yup yup // yeah it’s been wild lmao

33) do you think flowers or candy are a better way to apologize?

i think being sincere is the best way to apologize– if you truly mean it the person will know. you dont need to buy your forgiveness. // the best way to apologize is just to apologize sincerely and change your behavior if it’s applicable.

34) are you a good swimmer?

ehh??? im ok i guess– i took swimming lessons as a kid but i havent done legit swimming ever since then lmao,, ive always been best at the backstroke tho yea // i mean i have the ability to swim but i’m not olympic-worthy or anything lmao

35) coffee or tea?

ehhh im not big on either tbh // chocolate milk and you can fight me

36) online shopping or shopping in person?

depends what your shopping for i guess?? online is more relaxed i guess // online probably because shopping in person Gives Me Anxiety

37) would you rather be older or younger than your current age?

ehhh im happy where i am tbh // older

38) cats or dogs?

do not make me choose // cats and dogs* there i fixed it for you

39) are you a competitive person?

ahaa,,,,, oh god yeah,, // OOF yeah

40) do you believe in aliens?

i believe there’s life on other planets somewhere?? so i guess?? // i believe in aliens in the sense that there’s no way we are the only living life forms in the universe but not in the science-fiction way you feel me

41) do you like dancing?

i do but i suck at it lmao // i do but i: A- suck, and B- have no stamina

42) what kind of music to you listen to?

nearly everything tbh // i’m not picky when it comes to music but imma be real w u. almost all of the music on my phone is kpop. seventeen is my favorite group along with astro, and i also enjoy super junior, shinee, red velvet, etc among so many others,,, im pretty wide spread !

43) what is your favorite cartoon character?

i will never be able to pick just one // i’ll literally never be able to answer this

44) where are you from?

philadelphia uvu // philly!

45) eat at home or eat out?

hmmm at home. // at home

46) how much more social are you when you’re drunk?

i never plan on being drunk tyvm // i’ve never consumed alcohol in my life and to be Quite Fucking Honest i want nothing to do with it

47) what was the last thing you bought for yourself?

bracelets ! ; u ; // uh... excluding food and music... earrings i think

48) why do you think your followers follow you?

uhhhhhhh lmfao i have no idea i think… a good amount are for my cosplays at least?? or id like to think so lmfao but i really dont know pfft // my followers have just accumulated and hung around over the years... i know i gained a good amount from my snk days as arlert-the-troops and then through my haikyuu phase, whether it was for my cosplay or other posts that i made... whenever someone follows me now im not entirely sure what its for but i appreciate everyone who’s stuck around!

49) how many hours do you sleep at night?

it’s never regular man // 6-9 (lol) hours is pretty normal for me

50) what worries you most about the future?

everything tbh // the future as a concept worries me lol

[zouchu]

92 Truths Tag

RULES: Once you have been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose 25 people to be tagged..

I’ve been tagged by @bangtan-chats-and-memes​ (thank you so much !!)

LAST:

Drink: why, only the most exciting exotic unique rare drink ever    ... water

Phone call: initiated by me: my dad for permission to go to the mall / not initiated by me: my parents to check up on my sisters and i at home

Text message: i sent a screenshot of “jelly garden“ (candy crush rip-off) to my group chat with the caption “totally original / definitely not some chinese rip-off“

Song you listened to:   l o v e   s c e n a r i o   by ikon. i was obsessed with momoland’s “bboom bboom” for a while too                           Time you cried: ive teared up (because my eyes burn looking at things randomly), but the last time i let the tears fall was probably for/about Jonghyun.

HAVE YOU EVER

Dated someone twice: no remotely romantic relationships here

Been cheated on: see above

Kissed someone and regretted it: you’d need to have kissed to regret kissing (no)

Lost someone special: it’s circumstantial

Been depressed: the most ive felt was extreme stress, and thats not anywhere  close to depression, so nope

Been drunk and thrown up: i can’t not according to the Law, i am an obeyer (?) of the law sometimes probably

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU

Made a new friend: ive gotten more comfortable with my friends’ friends this year, and began speaking to @allthingstaekook​ and @garekinanase97​ a lot more !!

Fallen out of love: you need to have been in it to fall out of it, haha!

Laughed until you cried: oh definitely

Met someone who changed you: friends/family  changed me while i was being made... does that make sense? they molded me more than changed me

Found out who your true friends are: for sure, hopefully (for sure)

Found out someone was talking about you: my second eldest sister probably, who tells her friends about me? for some reason? bc that makes sense to her?? somehow ????

GENERAL

How many people in Tumblr do you know in real life?: no one and i don’t mind lol (i suck at social interaction)

Do you have any pets?: nope, bc its too much of a responsibility (my parents words, paraphrased, not mine)

Do you want to change your name?: not really... never thought about it, but i don’t mind changing or not changing it

What time did you wake up this morning?: 7:28 am

What were you doing last night?: procrastinating the fUCk out of my english rant thats due on fRIdAy and im probably gonna restart aGAIn

Name something you cannot wait for: summer vacation probably

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: there was a kid named Thomas at my elementary school who did weather reports for probably 5+ years

What’s getting on your nerves right now?: MY UNABLITY TO DO WORK AND FINISH A SIMPLE ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT LIKE WHATS SO DIFFICULT ABOUT IT XIAO HOW HARD CAN IT BE (REALLY FCUKING HARD APPARENTLY)

Blood type: ive got... no idea

Nickname: i use my chinese name “xiao” here (even though no one seems to use it) bc i dont trust the internet very much yet.

Relationship status: tis i, a lonely single bean

Zodiac sign: gemini! ive never went out of my way to look at it, but when i do, i dont relate very much 

Pronouns: she/her

Favourite show: uhhhh i dont watch... shows? cartoons, maybe (phineas and ferb, spongebob, fairly odd parents). the only kdrama ive finished was the guardians, and it was pretty good.

College: nope, im practically a baby still

Hair colour: was black and always has been

Do you have a crush on someone?: ive had a crush before. rn... i not sure what i feel 

What do you like about yourself?: im pretty happy with how i turned out. i’ve only been unhappy about minor physical things. id definitely upgrade my productivity if i were to change anything.

FIRSTS

First surgery: none i can remember

First piercing: my ears when i was 3: begged my aunt to get them pierced. after one ear, i didnt want to anymore, and she ended up bribing me to get it pierced

First sport you joined: swimming? badminton? not too sure

First vacation: to china, but idk if that counts as a vacation since i stayed there for 4-5 years so

First pair of sneakers: hey, kudos to you if you can remember that, bc i cant

RIGHT NOW

Eating: just ate a snickers

Drinking: why, only the most exciting exotic unique rare drink ever    ... water

I’m about to: TRY to work on english

Listening to: my playlist shuffled to Married to the Music by SHINee -- so underrated gOD

Want kids: i wanna adopt, so when the kids have more common sense and know when to stop crying and disobeying at random times

Get married: doesnt sound too bad. i picture myself living a pretty basic life, so marriage is probably in the picture somewhere

Career: anytime an adult asks me this question to try to start a conversation... hooo boy, did you make it difficult bc i have no idea. business maybe, editor maybe... idk

WHICH IS BETTER

Lips or eyes: never really thought about this... eyes?

Hugs or kisses: idk what kisses are like, and i seem to try to avoid hugs when offered soooooo ill go for the unknown: kisses

Shorter or taller: o shit ive never thought about this before. i’d like to be taller, or same height, give or take 5 cm

Older or younger: age doesnt equate their behavior. if we’re solely looking at age, give or take 2 years maybe?

Romantic or spontaneous: ooh both

Sensitive or loud: i get loud when im comfortable and passionate, so itd be nice to have a balance, and a counterpart, so.. both

Hookup or relationship: relationship. hookups would not be for me (i think waaay too much into everything)

Troublemaker or hesitant: im pretty indecisive and hesitant, so a counterpart here to urge me to be more ~adventurous~  would be nice

HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a stranger: nope

Drank hard liquor: nope

Lost contacts/glasses: i dont wear either so

Sex on first date: nope

Broken someone’s heart: not to that extent, but “rejected” (ran away)

Been arrested: nope and hopefully never

Turned someone down: in 6th grade, i ran away from/pointedly ignored 2 confessions and i feel terrible, thinking back. they were good friends, for sure, but i was am emotionally constipated and lack emotional and social intelligence

Fallen for a friend: no... maybe? fallen =/= crushed. crushed, yes

DO YOU BELIEVE

In yourself: most times

Miracles: i believe in chance and possibilities, so you could say i believe in miracles

Love at first sight: attraction yea, but love? of course not

 -- la fin --

i tag uh,, @allthingstaekook @4-rmv @gudetaeyeon @fightme-jungkook @yoonjih no pressure though !!

[wilroland]

But There Were Moments - TreeBros

CHAPTER 1

CHAPTER 2

Connor and Evan hadn’t really interacted much outside of Evan begging Connor to text him about the project and Connor replying with a meme every time. Evan was usually slow to anger, clearly with his friendship with Jared, but the fact that Connor was starting to really push him to his edge.

The project was due in a few days and they hadn’t accomplished anything. After the seventh spongebob meme, Evan has had enough;

Hey, I get ur trying to be funny or whatever but u need to stop being a jerk and talk to me about this project cause i need to get a good grade in this class! So please tell me what parts you are gonna do.

Evan didn’t feel like his message was that harsh but he still felt a pang of guilt sitting in his stomach.

A day passed and Connor had yet to respond to Evan. Evan felt like a mess, he didn’t know why he cared so much about possibly hurting Connor’s feelings. Maybe it was the fact that he hadn’t even seen Connor in class, or maybe it was the fact that their project was due in two days and Evan was too busy freaking out about Connor to even think about trees.

                                                           Connor im sorry please answer me

                                       In my defense, you were being kind of annoying

                                                                              I’m sorry plz forgive me

Evan soon realized that spam texting Connor wasn’t going to work and gave up.

On the day the project was due, Evan woke up in a panic. He had no idea what to do, it was way too big of a project to just quickly bullshit in the library before class. Evan decided he was just going to have to face the music and go to school.

“Have a nice day sweetie!” His mother hummed cheerfully, little did she know that today was probably going to be one of the worse days of his high school career.  

“Hey man why are you freaking!?” Jared asked Evan who was biting at his nails.

“I didn’t f-finish my project”

“The one you were supposed to do with emo?”

“With C-Connor, yes, he would only send me m-memes and I got really mad and s-sent him a message and then he disappeared,” Evan didn’t know what to do, he started to think about just telling Mrs. Henry that working with Connor was just a mistake, but that would probably just make Evan feel worse. Jared told Evan we would be right back as he disappeared into a classroom.

“Hey Evan,” Connor’s voice pulled Evan out of his head, “um, I hope I did this project to your satisfaction, I mean I know I really pissed you off so I felt bad and...yea” Connor rambled before pushing a poster and an essay into Evan’s hands.

He couldn’t believe it, for a second all his worries washed away as he looked down at one of the nicest posters he’s ever seen.

“Okay...I’ll see you in class.” Connor finished quickly before Evan could even grasp what was happening Connor was scurrying off to class.

                                                              That was really nice, thank you

Don’t mention it

                                                                                    Why did you do it?

IDK

I saw that it was stressing you and i just wanted to help

I was annoying with the memes I’m sorry.

“Evan Hansen! Are you texting the school shooter?” Jared shouted way too loud and snatching the phone out of his hand, “I thought I saw you talking to him out here but wow, you two are just throwing a full out homo-fest huh?”

“J-Jared give me my phone back and I’m not g-gay” Evan tried to sound forceful but Jared just laughed in his face.

“Oh my sweet little acorn you are just so innocent, good thing this project is over so you can continue you avoiding him.” Evan didn’t feel like fighting anymore so he just nodded his head and silently walked to class.

[news-mashable-yahoopartner-blog]

The boys' locker room meme is a sh*tposter's dream

Any meme that inspires someone to post that pic of the Doritos and the isopods is a good meme. Thus, this stupid "boys vs. girls locker room" meme is good. I don't make the rules!

According to Know Your Meme, the meme began on the Russian social media platform VK, then made its way to English-speaking subreddits late last week. It "highlights" the "difference" between girls' and boys' locker rooms. In the world of the meme, that difference is that girls gossip and complain while boys do some kind of unhinged, surreal group activity.

SEE ALSO: Predictive text memes: The rush of a personality quiz with none of the work

It's worth noting that the meme involves a problematic gender binary. For one thing, people cannot be divided into "girls" and "boys" — even though most locker rooms still are. Plus, there are plenty of female students who aren't worried about P.E. messing up their makeup (though it does, and it's stupid to have that class in the middle of the morning when you still have a full school day ahead of you).

But "girls vs. boys" isn't really the point of the meme, which has evolved into something so nonsensical it now appears to mock the gender divide inherent to its format. The point of the meme, as far as I can tell, is to find the dumbest thing you can, then post it. (Some of the choices are comically hyper-masculine, which makes sense, but others are just weird in general.)

And people are really delivering.

Girl's Locker Room: "Oh my god, did you see the new eye-liner Rebecca bought? It looks gorgeous!" Boy's Locker Room: pic.twitter.com/9A7j3vPj8y

— Masahiro Sakurai (@Nin_SmashBros) May 13, 2019

Girls locker room: I can’t wait to graduate so I can go to college and get a STEM degree Boys locker room: pic.twitter.com/Xkqxs27o5j

— Jules (@Julian_Epp) May 14, 2019

girl's locker room: kyle is so cute i hope he askes me to spring formal boy's locker room: pic.twitter.com/3MHpS7O7fl

— Danny Devito Facts (@FactsDevito) May 14, 2019

girls locker room: ugh i hate P.E. im so tired boys locker room: pic.twitter.com/7prkhtckPx

— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) May 13, 2019

A few people have reversed the concept, choosing a bizarre image or video for the girls' locker room instead. Equal opportunity shitposting, baby!

boy's locker room: bro ur gonna be at the party tonight right? yea dude we're gonna get so wasted girl's locker room: pic.twitter.com/m0ncuptLER

— Animal Spirit from Hell 🐀 (@tuck__v) May 13, 2019

WATCH: Nickelodeon releases official SpongeBob meme figures

[dontshootmespence]

Becoming Real: For Now

In this installment of Becoming Real, Diana goes on a couple more dates and thinks about whether or not she’s going to choose between Hank or Michael at the moment. Maybe she just wants to continue dating them both? @coveofmemories @the-slytherin-ice-queen @cosmicjennifer @mxolh @ultrarebelheart @remember-me-forever-silent-angel @tinyplanet-explorers @burnbrightdoll

                                                            ----

Winter break had flown by entirely too quickly. There was no way Diana was in the last semester of her second year. But here she was. It felt as though she’d grown up immensely in that last two years. Maybe she had, or maybe her mind was playing tricks on her, but all she knew was that she was in a much different place than she had been just two years earlier.

Before starting her semester, she went on a couple more dates with both Hank and Michael, and for now, both seemed fine with the arrangement as it was. Frankly, Diana was good with it too. She got to go out with both of them, who she cared about deeply. Most of the time, they’d pay, which was nice. And she’d gotten to the point where she was able to consistently make out with two hot guys. 

Diana assumed that at one point she’d want to single out one of them. For the long haul, she didn’t imagine herself being with more than one person, but right now, when her main focus was still school, it was fun just to have fun. Diana didn’t feel a pull toward either at the moment. She’d told them both that she didn’t care if they also went out with other women, or men if they were so inclined. All she asked was that if that relationship turned sexual, they let her know, because she wanted to make sure she protected herself.

Since school had started, Hank had taken her up on that offer, going out with one other woman, who’d actually gone to the same high school as him back in Chicago. Michael on the other hand was only seeing Diana, as he was still working through his failed relationship with Angelica. 

Hey, Di. Dinner tonight?

Hank had texted between classes. Diana’s stomach growled at the thought. 

Absolutely. Where are we going?

She knew she was craving something, but she had no idea what.

Thai place on Third?

Oh, yes. That was it. Thai. After finalizing plans, she went to class, hoping the day would pass by quickly so she could go spend time with Hank. 

Once her last class of the day let out, Diana headed home to get changed before her date with Hank. Her current clothes looked fine, but she desperately wanted to jump in the shower and put on something slightly more comfortable. In the midst of running around, her phone rang. “Hey, Di,” Michael said.

“Hey! How’s school?”

“We’ve been back in classes for a week and I’m already swimming in papers and random assignments.”

Ah, school life. “Seriously, how does that happen?”

“No fucking clue,” he laughed. “What are you up to?”

“Well, right now, I am pulling on super comfortable jeans because I’m going out for Thai food with Hank, but it’s good you called because I was wondering if we could have a Skype date at the end of the week.”

Facetiously, he laughed and spoke in his most highfalutin voice. “I will absolutely pencil you in for a Skype date on...Saturday?”

“That sounds good to me, sir,” she laughed. “I gotta go though, I can hear Hank at the door. Call me if you need me though or if you just want to vent about your whore of an ex-girlfriend.”

He was finally getting to the point where he was just angry with her, rather than sad. “I will,” he replied. “And tell Hank I said hi.”

“Done! Talk to you soon.”

They said their goodbyes and hung up, when Diana ran to the door. Unfortunately, her fathers were both away on a case, so she wasn’t able to say goodbye to them before she left. She did however text them to let them know where she was and what she was doing. 

Going out with Hank. Be home later. How’s the case going?

Minutes later, while in the car with Hank, she got a reply that the case was going fairly well and they’d probably be home the next day. “I am so hungry,” Hank said, leaning back in his seat as he drove. “I barely ate all day.”

“Me too,” she replied. “Classes had me busy. I wanna be a doctor, but damn this is hard.” 

“You don’t have to tell me twice.”

“Oh, Michael says hi. I’m Skyping with him on Saturday.”

“Nice! You can tell him I said hi too. How’s he doing with school?” 

“Already swimming in papers.”

“How does that happen so quickly?”

The two fell into easy conversation as they drove to the restaurant, talking about classes, parents, exes, the whole nine yards. That was one thing Diana really liked about Hank - their conversations were simple and flowed well. “How’s your other lady friend...Pia is her name right?”

“Yea,” he laughed. “We went to school together in Chicago. She also wants to be a doctor. Oncology though.”

“Good for her,” Diana said. “That’s one field I’m not sure I would be able to specialize in.”

“Me either,” he replied. “Oh, before I forget, I was thinking that every morning we should send each other memes.”

Diana smiled. “I am absolutely up for that. Oh. My. God...I just realized, if you put our names together...”

“We would be Dank!” They said simultaneously. Hank continued as they got out of the car. “Exactly! So I feel like we’re failing if we don’t send each other dank memes ever morning.”

Diana pulled out her phone while Hank got them a table and pulled up an oldie but a goodie, sending it to him. “Oh fuck, that’s an old one,” he chuckled. “Caveman spongebob. Always great though. Don’t worry, I got you tomorrow morning.”

“Looking forward to it,” she laughed. Both of them unsurprisingly chose pad thai, Diana got chicken and Hank got seafood, and then again, they fell into easy conversation.

Although life was hectic (school was killing her and her fathers were consistently away on cases meaning she saw them less), she finally felt like she was in a good place. After Malin left and her grandmother died, she wasn’t sure how she was going to recover, but with her fathers, Hank, Michael, Emma and the rest of her friends by her side, she’d made it through. Finally - she was feeling happy and hopeful.

[burnoutbilly]

do all those asks fam

1.) Is there a boy/girl in your life?

Not anymore

2.) Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

Yes

3.) What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”

Cat?

4.) What’s something you really want right now?

Someone to hold

5.) Are you afraid of falling in love?

No, it’s an amazing feeling

6.) Do you like the beach?

Yes

7.) Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?

Ye

8.) What’s the background on your cell?

A SpongeBob meme

9.) Name the last four beds you were sat on?

Wh??

10.) Do you like your phone?

Already answered

11.) Honestly, are things going the way you planned?

Not at all

12.) Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?

Idk

13.) Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?

Rottweiler

14.) Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?

Physical

15.) Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

Regular museum

16.)Are you tired?

Very

17.) How long have you known your 1st phone contact?

Since birth

18.) Are they a relative?

Duh?

19.) Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?

Oh yeah

20.) When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?

Already answered

21.) If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

I Am 16 Years Old

22.) Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

I kinda want to but I doubt it would happen

23.) How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

024.) Is there a certain quote you live by?

I can’t memorize quotes, no

25.) What’s on your mind?

Too much

26.) Do you have any tattoos?

No but I might want some one day

27.) What is your favorite color?

I like red and blue because I’m basic

28.) Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?

Idk whenever I get another gf probably

29.) Who are you texting?

One of my friends

30.) Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?

Already answered

31.) Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?

Ye

32.) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

@moe-ho @frxstprincess @beanybear there’s 3

33.) Do you think anyone has feelings for you?

Highly doubt it

34.) Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

No my eyes are Ugly, like the rest of me

35.) Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?

I would ask if she just wanted to rub it in

36.) Were you single on Valentines Day?

Gonna be, yeah

37.) Are you friends with the last person you kissed?

I don’t know if I want to talk to her

38.) What do your friends call you?

Dick munch

39.) Has anyone upset you in the last week?

Yes

40.) Have you ever cried over a text?

Already answered

41.) Where’s your last bruise located?

Idk

42.) What is it from?

Idk

43.) Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?

Right now

44.) Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

My ex

45.) Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

My socks

46.) Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?

Very rarely

47.) Would you ever go bald if it was the style?

No never

48.) Do you make supper for your family?

No I can’t cook

49.) Does your bedroom have a door?

Yeah

50.) Top 3 web-pages?

Already answered

51.) Do you know anyone who hates shopping?

Not really

52.) Does anything on your body hurt?

My head, my stomach, and my eyes

53.) Are goodbyes hard for you?

Sometimes

54.) What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

Some cold water

55.) How is your hair?

A Mess™

56.) What do you usually do first in the morning?

Wash my face

57.) Do you think two people can last forever?

Ye

58.) Think back to January 2007, were you single?

I was 7 nikka

59.) Green or purple grapes?

Green

60.) When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?

Already answered

61.) Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

Yea

62.) When will be the next time you text someone?

Idk

63.) Where will you be 5 hours from now?

In bed, sleeping

64.) What were you doing at 8 this morning.

Filming in my 1st period

65.) This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

Mhm

66.) Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

Same people I tagged in 32

67.) Did you kiss or hug anyone today?

Hugged one of my friends yeah

68.) What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

“My dog is cute”

69.) Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

Happens a lot

70.) How many windows are open on your computer?

Already answered

71.) How many fingers do you have?

10??

72.) What is your ringtone?

Metallica playing the National Anthem at a baseball game

73.) How old will you be in 5 months?

Still 16

74.) Where is your Mum right now?

At her house

75.) Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?

Because she dumped my ass lmao

76.) Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?

Yeah but as a joke

77.) Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

Yep

78.) Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?

Like 7th grade? Yeah and she was a thot

79.) Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?

I just met one yesterday, actually

80.) Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

Already answered

81.) How many people have you liked in the past three months?

Just one

82.) Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?

Nope

83.) Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

Probably not

84.) You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

Excuse me?

85.) If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?

Duh, I don’t wanna date no druggie

86.) What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?

Seeing an actually good movie

87.) Who was your last received call from?

My ex

88.) If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?

Obviously

89.) What is something you wish you had more of?

Time and gf’s

90.) Have you ever trusted someone too much?

Already answered

91.) Do you sleep with your window open?

No that’s scary and also stupid

92.) Do you get along with girls?

At least 4 of my closest friends on here are girls. I like to think I do, I love girls

93.) Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?

I don’t think so

94.) Does sex mean love?

Eh. Sometimes, yeah

95.) You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

Oh boy that’s really awkward lol

96.) Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?

No

97.) Did you sleep alone this week?

I had my dog Ruby by my side

98.) Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

My friends!

99: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yeah

100.) Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

Already answered