#yeah...this dude again

[artsyaprilmr]

🖤🖤🖤

[prlssprfctn]

To this day, I think the crack-au with Jason joining Bruce Wayne alike competition for fun and accidentally winning, and this becoming a reason why the whole Batfamily finds out that Jason is alive in the first place, is the funniest version of a fix-it scenario.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[faithful-freak]

foreplay turns to forcing a tboy on all fours doggy style… behind him i tug down his bottoms, exposing his growing slick and raging hard on. immediately lowering myself to come face to face with his ache. a warm teasing sigh near his throbbing dick before running my tongue flat against him. snaking my arm through the gap between his leg and torso, pressing my hand into his lower back, deepening his arch. small laps and kisses evolve into a lewd make out with his cock from behind as i drive him closer against my face. i’ll even add in a sudden strike at his ass now and then as i fall ravenous into my overwhelming enjoyment of devouring him. his erotic shaking moans and cries mixed with the vulgar wet sounds from my mouth…

what’s a guy gotta do to give some enthusiastic animalistic head ‘round here?

[peethreedude]

postal 1 dude is reeeally good for shape practice and style experimentation and shit. not super duper recent stuff, but we love this doodle page thing a lot. pretty good still, it's holdin' up so far.

version no background stuff & the background stuff separated under the cut

and evil drink for anyone interested

+the lyrics ("lyrics") in there are from goblin. tyler, the creator

[doctorsiren]

we’ll meet again

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

what are silver and blazes reactions to sonics unexpected compliments?

the only thing I know about these two is: they’re from the future, Silver likes plants and they’ve both probably killed someone so I honestly have no idea—

(i drew something for silver but it felt p ooc since i don’t feel like i have a good grasp on his character so that’ll go under the cut)

[steddielations]

once again thinking about how Eddie’s realization that Steve’s actually a good dude probably has to do with how Steve kept making sure he was in the loop (girl with superpowers) and placating his worries without making it seem silly (Dustin’s not cursed, just mental) and never once making Eddie feel dumb for trying to keep up and going blank under stress (not saying ‘you should already know’ when explaining the hive mind) I know we love how Eddie doesn’t make Steve feel dumb about the Ozzy reference, but Steve was also doing that for Eddie too for most of the season

Just thinking, with Eddie having failed grades and clearly struggled in school and not being seen as “traditionally” smart, he’s definitely been treated like he’s stupid before. Both him and Steve know what it’s like to feel dumb and they made such a point not to treat each other that way and it’s so!!!

[guillotine-drop]

FNV companions react to you coming out as bisexual

Arcade: “Yeah, I kind of figured that one out when you went to Beatrix, Old Ben and Fisto in the same night.”

Boone: “My dead wife was bisexual.”

Lily: “Oh, Jimmy, Grandma loves you no matter what! Now help wrangle these bighorners!”

Raul: “Hey, that’s great boss, love is love. I still wish you didn’t tell me about your night with Benny.”

Cass: *microaggression followed by a slur*

Veronica: “Oh yeah? Well I’m bi-flexual!” She pulls her sleeves up to reveal her fucking MASSIVE biceps

ED-E: {Knowing Beep}

Rex: barks at your hat

[hausdellamorte]

veilguard having woke necromancy but still sending skeletons to work in the necropolis' corpse gulag - ghoulag if you will - is such a bizarre choice and also frankly quite hilarious because you can tell that they didn't want to commit to anything fucked up and unethical because why would they

oh no we don't *actually* resurrect dead people against their will. these are just wisps who have no prior memory of being a sentient being. skeletons are just empty vessels because the essence of that person left so it's not actually questionable for us to use people's remains. also people fill out consent forms to be resurrected and used in the ghoulag. also yes only good people can become a lich because the lichlords - that we somehow have now - do some serious soul sifting and ONLY the people with good intentions - like reading books for the rest of all eternity - are allowed to become a lich. no emmrich having a little skeleton servant isn't unethical because he wasn't a person before, he was a wisp - you know our new ex machina - and he really wanted to be a necromancers servant and learn and it was HIS choice all along.

because we at bioware are all about informed and consensual necromancy because why would we have something morally ambiguous going on? or even actually question the ethics of our companions? have challenging discussions about morals? what do you expect us to do? make things actually interesting?

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..

[p4nishers]

no but actually imagine being immortal and meeting THE LOVE OF UR FUCKING ENDLESS LIFE and spending SIX THOUSAND MFING YEARS imagining an ETERNAL future with them and fucking knowing that you want to spend ACTUAL FOREVER with them like dude im gonna fucking choke and die how can love like that exist even in fucking fiction?? HOW??? this is making me so emotional imagine someone wanting to spend actual fucking eternity with you i would die at the mere fucking possibility. "and we spend our EXISTENCE pretending that we aren't (...) and i would like to spend–" are u fucking kidding me rn man??? fuck off fuck u shut up

[ash-rigby]

“I use babygirl gender neutrally though!”

NOT WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME YOU DON'T 🫤🔪

[knataa]

*come out of the darkness* hey I'm back *goes back into the darkness*

[doctorsiren]

Five Nights at Meshi’s

[hanzajesthanza]

witcher netflix: [drops]

henry cavill fans: honestly, i don’t really care about the story, i’m just here because hcav is hot asf

me: wtf? how shallow is this… only there because the titular witcher is hot? talk about missing the point…

witcher 4 trailer: [drops]

✨ciri✨: 😡

me: … i understanded.