#yerpp

[itslillyillustrates]

nirvanna the band the dogs :3

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

I wsa thinking abt mary x walburga and then had a Thought pandora x walburga

omg yes i saw m x w n i was like nooo but p x w WORKS . (+ pandora's likeolder than evan here like 5-6 yrs older)

uhh tws: mention of blood & teensy bit of incest

evan & regulus & barty are besties since foreverr and they're all weird and Not Good Enough and obsessed with sirius so she keeps sirius away from him which means she sits in his room the entire time they're there and sirius talks to her abt them a lot and she asks why evan's sister never comes ovr and sirius is like idk regulus said she's sick or smth and walburga is nosey so she goes digging

pandoras like manic bur the ww doesn't understnad that so they just lock her up in a room n so walburga can't get to her which pisses her off so next time lady rosier comes to drop evan off she's like next time let's meet up at urs 😸😸 and lady rosier is horny for walburga so she's like sure 😽😽

n so reg goes to rosier manor and walburga goes too and at night she sneaks out and finds the room pandora's in and its SCARY bcz theres blood n bugs everywhere n she was like 672 journals full of rambling in some ancient language and all types of weird shit and walburga is soo curious shes like bitch wtaf is this and pandora's chanting in fucking idk latin to raise the dead and the only thing walburga focuses on is that she speaks latin and shes like "omg finallyy some1 who speaks it it's so annoying tht no1 teaches their kids anymore 🙄" & pandoras like what bcz she hasnt had any1 talk to her in 3 months (she js wakes up 2 food somtimmes &only talks 2 hreself)

so they start talking a lott and walburga sneaks out evry night for her and pandora's obsesseddd w her bcz 1) omg human 2) shes perf and so walburgas obv like omg stawpp 😻 (dont really) and yeah

then lady rosier catches walburga n walburga has to bribe her w sex to keep seeing her daughter (theyre not fucking yet) & tells pandora like 3 months latr and pandoras like fym u let HER see u naked when i cant >:/ & wlabugas like its not proper 2 let u c me nake d!!! and pandoras like okay fuck u & walburgas like okay no wait & then they fuck nasty mayb even have a threesome w lady rosier where LR hatesss being w pandora n pandora is jealous evrytime walburga even looks at LR and walburga has 2 girls eating her out n dies frm how good it is

regulus finds out and cries & sirius finds out and dies & evan finds out and thinks it's soo hot

[2000sangel]

heyyyy hiii ★ i’m the person who commissioned you!!! (holidayroadkill) teehee ^_^

okay here we gooo!! apologies if this is long. it might be. oops!

basics: my (fakee) name is arcade and my pronouns are anything at all really, im on the shorter side (5’1”) and average weight! my hair is dyed black & my eyes are prettyyyy blue!! on top of that im really white i need some sun… uhh,, im partially deaf! yeah

style: i guess it could be summed up as a 90s/2000s skater style?? my outfits are really never much though >_< i like 2 keep it kinda simple lel

personality: okayy hooray so!! i’m a little shy at first but i love making friends, love talking 2 ppl, and love being around others!! it makes me very happy :] i have a huge fear of being alone, abandoned or ignored, so i hold my connections close to me im very loyal!! i’m pretty easygoing but it is verrryyy easy for me to become frustrated or overwhelmed,, and i do tend to get snappy with people, but i always apologize, TRUST! ❤️ i like to think i’m empathetic, i think you should always #killthemwithkindness 😋😋😋 on that note i’m also pretty sensitive and tend to take things personally oops, i care a lot about what other people think of me & i’m very aware of how i present myself (so a little self-absorbed??) which is kind of a curse! i can be nosy since i like 2 know everything about everyone and i’m horrible at keeping secrets… oug. umm my friends say i’m funny n i like ppl who can laugh!! my humor is on the more sarcastic/teasing side. sometimes my anxieties hold me back from doing the things i wanna do, but i try to fight it as best as i can ^_^

likes/dislikes: i’m really open-minded and willing to research/try most things, but some things i don’t like are: loud noises!! math!! cold/distant or harsh judgy people!!! crowded spaces with lots of ppl!! being bored, doing nothing!! too many rules!! pure silence!! yerpp.. uhh as for likes! all animals, the outdoors, collecting knives, baking, gaming (specifically sandbox, rpg, top down shooters, or fps!) listening 2 music, anything artsy (specifically photography and writing!!), microbiology i love science a LOT actually, conspiracy theories/extraterrestrials/myths those kinda things, i also enjoy spooky stuff like haunted locations and whatnot >_> ROBOTS!!! love robots so much. teehee. and old consoles! oh dreamcast how i love you

hobbies: as i mentioned before art! gaming! listening to music! baking! you know. i love hanging out with people a lot, uhhh… yeah :] biking i guess… i don’t know ^_^ soryr 💔 beliebe it or not i DO like going to concerts… i’ll accept loud noises/crowds if it’s for music <3

love languages: i’m a sucker for physical affection & quality time!! i guess the one i’d care for the least is gift giving?? idk. i don’t mind,, but i’d feel bad not repaying it.

i don’t think im missing anything..?? i’m an enfp 5w7! eek if i’m missing anything i’ll send it in another ask >_< thank you so so much!!! 🫶 u da best!

SMILES I got to work as soon as I came back from my job…first off thank you so much again for deciding to commission me, it’s not every day that i get commed for writing !! And thank you for trusting me with something as random as a Matchup…hopefully it’s of your liking! 

And secondly, let’s get into it…here’s your match!! (And your fic!!)

I match you with…

Jevil!

Okay, okay, I know what you’re thinking: “Jevil? What could I possibly have in common with Jevil?” and don’t you worry! I’m here to give you an exhaustive answer!

We’ll start from the fact that…you are an agglomerate of personality traits, to be quite honest! You’re shy, though at the same time you crave connection with others. You’re snappy, but you catch on to other people’s feelings quite fast. I could go on, but what I’m trying to say is that you…are interesting! And Jevil loves that about you, he likes a unique personality.

Tease him, honestly! Because he absolutely teases you back, and throws a handful of jokes you can laugh at at you all the time. He doesn’t really take anything to heart, it’s very hard to get to him especially if he can tell you’re just being silly or sarcastic, so you can go all out! Although he might do the same at the beginning, Jevil quickly catches on on the fact that you take things personally…he’s careful with jokes that include you, and tries not to touch on certain matters that might upset you. After all, would he really be a good jester if he didn’t accept a bit of a challenge in what he can jest about?

Jevil likes your nosiness, it’s cute and fun to him, plus he might be the nosiest guy around. It’s common occurrence for you and him to barge into your friends’ conversations that are supposed to be private, and you get labelled as the nosy couple, of course. You two definitely gossip like teens while doing mundane things that would otherwise be boring and, speaking of which, Jevil is by your side all the time!

You’re baking something yummy? He’s there, purposefully making a mess to amuse you. You’re drawing? He’s drawing as well, although very badly, just to make you laugh. You’re dyeing your hair? He’s helping you, even though he’s admittedly not very good with all the patience that it takes. He’s omnipresent, and you don’t mind it one bit seeing that you greatly enjoy company and despise silence. He’s never really quiet, always commenting on whatever you two are doing, and he is quite the (pleasant) distraction!

Jevil also enjoys that you are super open-minded and seem to have a lot of hobbies and options for things you can do together; he’s particularly like to accompany you while you visit a haunted place, if you actually haven’t done that already yet, though you can bet he’ll tease you and try to scare you for the fun of it while you’re there…! He’s also quite intrigued by your knife collection, you’re most likely the first person he’s met who has one. 

He might try videogames…while lying upside down on the couch, purposefully messing with the controller’s buttons just for the heck of it, honestly. But he can stop if that annoys you, and just watch you instead! What you can’t really stop him from doing though is commenting on every single thing that’s happening in-game…!

You’re lucky if you say you love physical affection and quality time…as I mentioned before, Jevil loves spending time with you no matter what you’re doing. He’s also a big cuddle bug most of the time, and your touch is really the only thing that helps his thoughts quiet down a little. Usually cynical and perhaps even a little out of it sometimes, Jevil only really trusts you, and because of this he can be clingy or even protective towards you. 

He often wraps his tail around your arm or leg when you’re anxious or feeling upset, otherwise he simply positions himself in your arms. He might not be the best at reassurance, but he does encourage you when anxiety is stopping you from doing something, and tries to get you to laugh, of course. 

He’s not the best at gifts either, honestly; most of his presents for you consist in very random things that made him think of you, however you don’t really understand the connection and sometimes he doesn’t even have one, either…! Although he does appreciate when you take the time to gift him something yourself, and keeps it as a very prized possession.

You quietly tap your fingers along with the beat of the song you’re listening to; for a nice change, you have decided to wake up early and bake some of your and Jevil’s favourite cookies, mainly to surprise him when he wakes from his slumber. With him being a huge foodie, you’re sure he’s going to appreciate the gesture.

You check the timer you’ve set, which signals that they’re going to be ready in a couple of minutes, and so you rush to clean, wash and dry all the tools you’ve used to avoid leaving a mess for your boyfriend to see as soon as he wakes up.

You barely have the time to register the sound of the kitchen door opening above your music;

“WHAT DO YOU DO, DO?” 

“Eek!” you squeak, your shoulders tensing at the sudden, loud voice; you turn around in a jiffy and release a relieved breath upon noticing it’s just Jevil, squinting and with his tail tiredly hanging low, “Oh! It’s you…jeez, it’s only ten and you’re already this loud?”

Jevil doesn’t fail to notice your teasing tone, and shoots you a grin;

“OOPS…so?” his voice lowers to make you more comfortable.

As if on cue, the timer surprises you two with a ding!, signaling that the cookies are ready. He observes curiously as you carefully pull the tray of cookies out of the oven.

“OH! YOU MADE THOSE FOR ME, ME?” he’s back to his usual tone of voice, though now that you know it’s him, you don’t particularly mind; “YOU’RE A BONBON!” 

Despite you telling him to just sit at the kitchen table and wait for you to serve breakfast, he insists on helping you prepare everything after a good stretch to wake himself up enough; he twirls around with the tablecloth, juggles a little with the cookies and nearly gives you an heart attack as he pretends to throw your empty glasses behind him before swiftly catching them with his tail. 

“Do that one more time and I’m never baking for you ever again!!” You say sternly.

“STRANGE, THE SAME THREAT ONCE AGAIN.” he sneers, knowing that you actually enjoy his weird little antics. 

Once the table is all set and breakfast is served, you contently dig in, his pointy ears perking up at the sweet taste of your freshly baked cookies. 

You two discuss how well you’ve slept and which activities you have planned for the day while sitting next to one another, with Jevil’s tail softly wrapped around your wrist in silent thankfulness. 

Commission type: matchup + short fic Banner by: yours truly Divider by: strangergraphics

[redbo-and-simbo]

(ooc: WAUT THERES A DISCORD???)

// yerpp get in on mischief everyone‼️

[l-3-m-n]

i like the idea of Bad, at his first arrival being unemotional, taking souls despite not being their time yet because death is inevitable and you'll die anyway so why not just end it now?

so he'd be walking around the earth for centuries with that thought process until he'd meet someone, a child. who'd make him mourn and grief, making him realize just how precious life is. and how fragile it was..

he'd learn what mortal's call 'Empathy'. Becoming sympathetic to those he would accompany to the afterlife.

Then, he would meet Skeppy. Someone he would cherish, someone where he'd learn how to get accustomed to his own feelings, desires and dislikes. Though, not everything stays forever.

Loneliness was inevitable to beings like him, he'd come to terms with that.

but... he couldn't help but yearn for more. something.. similar.

same soul, different body.

yes. reincarnation.

Skeppy will come back, he can wait.

he can wait for years or centuries more. just have patience.

of course, skeppy isnt the only one in his undying life, he'd meet people from history books to people no one knew existed. he would accompany himself to them until his one special soul drops back down again.

so yerpp!! this is my idea of what Q!bbh's upbringing would look like (we love major character development!) the reason why i think that Bad would be unemotional at first is because no one would start out nice and stay that way for centuries, especially when you might've brought a MAJOR CATASTROPHE in your arrival.

also you can see how i kinda implied *some* obsession at the end... living for centuries and having front row seats at massive mortality rates can pull some screws loose y'know? it also explains the reason why he refers to skeppy as a being of 'multiple', because Bad actually might or might not have went out of his way to find reincarnated versions of the same person.

also!! the child, i like to think is a past life of sapnap (or whoever Bad "adopted" first)

[mimicsu]

Day 2

Bonding time with the unc and unc fiancé!! Yerpp today was the day my dad dropped us off in downtown Calgary while he attends business there. We walked around downtown for a bit but it was pretty tiny so we called an uber to drive us over to the outlet mall. We mostly walked around the mall instead of shopping cuz unc fiancé was overwhelmed lololol. I bought some jewellery for myself, bao, and sophii! My mom wanted to come with today but she couldn’t because she had to deal with work stuff at home so we bought her some bath n body works stuff and they had a deal, buy 3 get 3 free!! So I got lotion and perfume. My dad’s stuff soon ended so he came to pick us up and on the way back, it started snowing in the mountains!! That’s basically day 2 😝😝

[sprunkisongville]

good! 4 revived, 5 more to go😉

If i counted correctly

Yerpp :3

[m0urnin]

Realizing I’ve never posted him here, these drawings are not too new but I’m still very happy with them, yerpp

[blue-tooth-brush]

Yerpp giddy up pardner!!!

AWERSOME BILL DESIGN BY kaitoscribbles ON TWITTER! Cuts & Close-ups below B)

[melting-morning-blues]

bringing this format back!

[ tagged by @lacunasbalustrade ]

| ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

chibana mio from umibe no etranger :)

| WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

last night 🙂‍↕️

| DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

do my 349548657 stuffed toys count?

| WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY?

netball, maybe! i'm in the school netball club

| DO YOU USE SARCASM?

yerpp

| WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

their eyes, how tired they look

| WHAT'S YOUR EYE COLOUR?

deep brown, black

| SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

happy endings!! i cannot survive a scary movie 😔

| ANY TALENTS?

LOLL being able to give everyone equal screentime/time distribution in my lyric docs (wish this was a applicable real world skill so i can put this in a job resume or smth)

| WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

singaporee

| DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

the lizard on my wall. we call them lizzie

| WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?

lyric docs and writing snippets of unconnected stories in my notes~

| HOW TALL ARE YOU?

156cm (twinning! @lacunasbalustrade)

| FAVOURITE SCHOOL SUBJECT?

film, my beloved

| DREAM JOB

ideally, not having a job haha - but, i am interested in video editing (haven't been doing it much though) so maybe a music video editor!

[snoopyliker]

i think im like 60% done with the assignment im trying to reach 90% so that i leave the editing and revising for tomorrow. pero meus deus its been a day.

shoutout to my mom who walked in my room and was like You’re still doing your assignment? and i was like Yerpp and she was like why is school doing this to you ??they should give you less😓☹️ like so true mom im a beautiful fairy who doesnt deserve this wtfff…..

im not burnt out tho!! im actually doing great surprisingly. ive been playing the press esc podcast the entire time and wow such a good podcast. something about it is just special.

also luna has been on top of me the entire day sleeping as i do this assignment. lord. love her but shes so clingyyy. thats what u get when u have a puppy raised in covid lockdown.

[your-fave-is-aroallo]

Hello hello hello! Are you comfortable doing Five Nights at Freddy's characters? If so.. Ennard is SO aroallo, their party hat is literally the colors of the flag lol! Would be really cool if you would do them (only if you're comfortable with the source material <3) -aroallo ennard introject

yerpp we totally cool with that. queued B)

[allensugasano]

my Instagram is funny because I have only one person I know on there (from school) because she asked for it for a group project so we can message orwhatever and she like never messaged me and didn’t do her part at all and I had to do that project with the only other group member who showed up. Highschoolers make me a little sad inside

[theinvisiblesims]

never seen anybody so happy to pick up trash -.-

[5thdistrict]

[gorgeousheartsworld]

Hi, it's me (again, meewh). Yerpp, hearbreak again. Funny right. Loving someone that doesnt love me back. Cliche. God, when?

You know, I have a dream. When I got my soulmate, I wanna movie date, then book date, and also seeing his smile on railway station, coming back from merantau. Is it hard? Noooo. The one make it hard, it's because you dont have a "him/his". That's a big prob.