#yes this is a flex

[haysaca]

Happy new update everyone. Hope you all get blessed with good luck in pulling for Anjo Nala like me who got her with the free 10 pulls given (technically got her in 2 pulls according to the records).

[messy-does-cosmology]

POV you are riding a 30kg bike up a hill with your 70+kg 6'2 partner on the back.

[theshadiertwin]

[maiyz]

56k gems + 100 cookie cutters + 3k rainbow cubes

[keferon]

So uh. Which one is the prettiest?

[zhelin-thames]

The Realms React To: The Batkids Trying to Babysit De-Aged Danny

(aka “This Child Has More Power Than God and Knows It”)

Bruce: He’s two. How bad could it be?

Alfred: Master Wayne, he levitated the salt shaker and tried to crown himself “Snack King of Gotham.”

Dick: That’s adorable. I love him. He’s mine now.

Barbara: I left the room for three minutes and he hacked my comms with a crayon drawing.

Tim: I blinked and he disappeared. I blinked. There was eye contact.

Jason: He looked me dead in the eyes, called me “Angry Boom Boom Man,” and then turned intangible through a locked fridge.

Steph: I tried to distract him with a stuffed animal and he bit it and said, “This is my child now.”

Cass: He high-fived me, then phased through the floor while giggling. I’m both proud and terrified.

Duke: He used his glowing green eyes to convince a Roomba to follow him like a tiny mechanical minion. It keeps bringing him juice boxes. I don’t own juice boxes.

Damian: He looked me in the face, summoned a ghost snake, and asked, “Do you bite?” I said yes. He gave the snake my sword and said, “Good. Protect me from him.” I’ve never been so betrayed.

Danny (age 2, wearing a towel like a cape, floating): “I am Phantom, ruler of snacks and cartoons. Fear me.”

Jason: I gave him a toy gun. He turned it into an ectoplasmic cannon. I’m not mad, I’m impressed.

Dick: He just phased into the laundry basket and declared it his throne. That’s a bold leadership move.

Tim: We tried to put him down for a nap. He astral projected and started reorganizing our security protocols. While asleep.

Barbara: He reset my firewalls using finger paint.

Steph: He found my glitter stash. Everything he touches sparkles. I’m still sparkling. I haven’t touched him in two hours.

Cass: He threw a Cheerio at Damian and said, “This is your battle token. Win for my honor.” Damian accepted it.

Damian: I have never been so loyal to a warlord. I will kill for him.

Bruce: He’s two.

Danny (holding Alfred’s ancient cane like a scepter): “I’m older than you.”

Alfred (smiling fondly): He’s not wrong, Master Wayne.

Jason: He called me “Uncle Shoot Bang.” I’ve never felt so seen.

Duke: He asked if the sun sleeps. When I said no, he frowned and whispered, “I will fix that.”

Dick: I taught him how to do a somersault. He teleported halfway through it and said, “Shortcut.” My back hurts from laughing.

Tim: He made eye contact and the lights flickered. That’s not normal.

Barbara: I asked if he wanted a bedtime story. He summoned a ghost librarian who told me to use a better tone.

Cass: He hugged me. I felt peace. Then he made the couch float just a little. Just enough to flex.

Danny (cheerfully, riding the Roomba into the living room like a war chariot): “BEHOLD. I RISE.”

Everyone:

Everyone: beholding

Bruce: …So we’re keeping him, right?

Jason: Obviously.

Damian: He’s our tiny war general now.

Alfred: I’ll make extra cookies.

Danny (covered in stickers, glowing faintly): “I’m baby.”

Lights flicker. The Realms rumble approvingly.

[azenzeph]

Orbs and seeds stacked gang

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[uncanny-tranny]

Please intentionally attempt to see the magic in everything. Everything is magic, even if you understand the "boring" reasons why things happen. Look at the magic in growing plants, the magic of your muscles flexing and retracting, the magic of your eyes and skull, the magic of a cat's purr.

It's all magic. Understanding the "why" is just understanding what makes things magical, it doesn't change that it's all significant and magic.

[edekyll]

yeah I’d trust him with my life

click click click for supa scanner quality

[daily-basil]

My idiot son . Whom I love so much (MS Paint doodle yet again)

The process for this required taking progress pics, so :)

[oxygen-stealer]

Some of you may appreciate this Gabriel helmet I made a bit ago

Sorry I'm too lazy to get better pictures of it rn

[wombywoo]

beach boys 🏖️

[themeraldee]

This scene makes me sad to think about. The one example he pulls is something that happened two decades ago, probably right after the debut (because I doubt he went 10 years with the red cape and then suddenly changed into the flag).

So what, Vought let him out into the world, gave him one chance to make it seem like he had a say in anything as soon as he was a free man and then... never let that happen ever again. Now he's left begging for crumbs of any sense of control and autonomy.

After what's gotta be years (starting from his formative ones) of media training, you'd think he'd be trusted to know what to say. It's really no wonder he's the way he is. I'm only surprised they managed to rein him in for as long as they did.

And yes I could be reaching and this could just be one example of many, but I like to read into things too much.

[awhoreintheory]

Everyone in the whole world needs to see this NOW

@luciaintheskyainthi book binded my fic Existential Sick Mode!!! (A companion fic to her scrumptious fic Existential Crisis Mode) And it looks fucking AMAZING

It's so beautiful I want to physically eat it. The best thing in existence.

[ren-054]

I’m very eepy but may I offer buff men?

A bull, an otter, and a kangaroo walk into a gym…

[ddarker-dreams]

yan chrollo feeling conflicted over your first formal request to him being an additional copy of pokémon + the game's hardware so you can evolve your haunter into a gengar