#~°•*astarion

[fandomfloozy]

I love how Astarion is mentally incapable of coming up with more than one or two steps of a plan at a time. He simply didn't (and probably never needed to) learn how

It's so funny because when you meet him, he seems so alluring, mysterious, like he has something up his sleeve and he's one step ahead of you. Like you definitely shouldn't trust this guy.

But then you find out he's chaotic and just stirs shit up purely based on vibes

Exhibit A: He wants to harness a power (the Absolute) he doesn't understand by hopefully finding some sort of "control switch" just laying around that the group will somehow know how to use

Exhibit B: He wants to defeat his all-powerful master without concrete means of doing so, just sneaking in and taking over his ritual with the power of friendship

All of his "plans" are flimsy at best, and really speak to his lack of critical thinking

But I think the biggest and most hilarious testament to his incapability to think things through, the most ironic proof that he's no thoughts head empty, is how he had a nice, simple plan

... and didn't account for catching feelings lol

[meanbossart]

It's all coming up Astarion.

[amberkendslacy]

[riviclouds]

it's giving princess celestia

[finnautica]

Such beautiful eyes, it would be a shame a tadpole crawled inside them.

[hell-alka]

Many have written about how Karlach throws Astarion, well… Don't worry, no Astarions were harmed! But I can't say the same about Gortash…

[kawareo]

2/3 of these people do not do cardio

[gio-utti]

Astarion doodles~

[flow33didontsmoke]

when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute

[bettydice]

writing dialogue for Astarion in like a normal text editor is very difficult actually because it feels like all his dialogue should be created with WordArt

[amischiefofmice]

ty, astarion, for failing every fucking arcana check possible here to make this amazing comedy bit

[barghest-land]

astarion my beloved i don't draw you often enough

[quail-in-red]

Dead and undead are the same thing right

[n0ahsferatu]

scooby-doo ass gang fr

[blorbopolis]

im cooking